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May 4, 2004

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Rumor has it the new Mary-Kate and Ashley flick is not very good, but will appeal to pedophiles (they're in towels for a lot of the movie). I've heard Bob Saget's cameo is the best part.

The Olsens have got nothing on Lindsay Lohan. Mean Girls is awesome. A big gold star to Tina Fey for writing the first high school movie that gets the teen dialogue down.

MSNBC offers a breakdown of the new Tween Brat Pack, yearbook-style.

Lindsay Lohan
Age: 17 (turns 18 in July)
Most likely to: Have a drug scandal and career resurrection a la Drew Barrymore.

Amanda Bynes-Grambo
Age: 18
Most likely to: Disappear without a trace and then re-emerge a la Ally Sheedy in some edgy art film in a couple years.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Age: 17 (turn 18 in June)
Most likely to: Have a sex-tape scandal a la Paris Hilton, which like Hilton’s scandal will only serve to boost their careers more.

Anne Hathaway
Age: 21
Most likely to: Get a dramatic hair cut and star in a romantic weeper a la Demi Moore in Ghost.

Mandy Moore
Age: 20
Most likely to: Give up movies for the theater and win a Tony.

Hilary Duff
Age: 18
Most likely to: Star in a remake of Gidget.

Posted at 9:45 AM




17 Comments

which one is anne hathaway? you should list their credits just to give us more of an indication which one is which. i get hillary duff and that other chirpy blonde confused. wait, i forget that chirpy blonde's name but i don't think you have her listed.

Posted by: selena at 05/04/04 11:39 AM | Reply
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Did you notice who was on TOP of the list? Yep, and SHE ROCKS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Thigh Master at 05/04/04 11:49 AM | Reply
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selena: anne hathaway was in princess diaries and now ella enchanted. she's lovely, and before she does a turn a la ghost, she's def. got a merchant-ivory joint or two in her.

Posted by: matt at 05/04/04 11:55 AM | Reply
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I just saw the Lindsay Lohan MTV "Diary" over the weekend and I didn't really care for her after that. Just a typical dumb girl who happens to be in movies.

Posted by: Jennifer at 05/04/04 12:03 PM | Reply
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The sooner Hilary Duff disappears, the better. And I hope she takes Jessica Simpson with her.

Posted by: Paul at 05/04/04 12:25 PM | Reply
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matt: thank you for the info. she sounds like she might have some talent, at least compared to these other floozies. actually, i love mandy moore. so cute!

maybe it's lindsay lohan and hilary duff i get confused. did they both go out w/ aaron carter? he's fat! and the brother of a BSB! come on. career killer.

Posted by: selena at 05/04/04 12:32 PM | Reply
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Click on the MSNBC link for pictures.

Posted by: stereogum at 05/04/04 1:11 PM | Reply
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mean girls is amazing.

the only question i have with our modern-day brat-packers is... where is the new andrew mccarthy? athony michael hall? coreys haim & feldman? etc.
the best i can think of is adam brody. :\

Posted by: jen at 05/04/04 1:23 PM | Reply
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lord knows it aint THIRTY YEAR OLD ashton.

Posted by: aintashton at 05/04/04 1:52 PM | Reply
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I think Lindsay Lohan is damn Hot!!! She's got a hot body and a very pretty face...As for the Olsen twins, damn, those 2 are pathetic: ugly, skinny and so retarded. They're only 17 and they already look like old grannies. Plus, their bodies are under-developed.I pity those guys who dates them. I wonder how the hell can they be aroused by those 2 ugly ducklings. I guess they can't even get hard.I mean, those 2 monkeys really look like shit (weird features, no curves). Plus, they got no charisma at all. The're always posing like automats and it seems they got no spirit, no soul, no opinions, no personnality...nothing. Just empty shells. Aren't they tired to be exhibited like dolls? Why don't they show us more who they really are instead of pausing like 2 frightened siamese cats? No wonder one of them is anorexic. I guess she just came to realize how pathetic her life is: Being constantly exhibited like a circus attraction and not having a personality of her own.

Posted by: tess at 05/06/04 3:16 PM | Reply
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Lindsay Lohan is fake. She got lots of plastic sugery and fake implants with a nasty orange tan. Her hands are always dirty looking also what is attractive about that? yuck.

Posted by: tommy at 05/12/04 11:16 PM | Reply
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Hilary Duff isn't 18!! duh!! she's only 15 or 16 geez!

Posted by: Rylie at 05/14/04 7:15 PM | Reply
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eww i dont like lindsay lohan and the i like the olsen twins they seem really nice and their pretty i get i look like them all the time hilary duff seem nicer then lindsay lohan

Posted by: samantha at 11/06/04 12:24 PM | Reply
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USA Hilary Duff fan... I for one love Hilary Duff, she is one of my favorite person's.

Well I know she is 17 teen years old! I can tell she is a great person by her music and everything that she is...

I for one love Hilary Duff, yes I love her as a fan and for her music!

:)

Posted by: Duff Fan at 01/14/05 10:23 PM | Reply
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I don't like any of them. By the way did you know Mary Olsen is on drugs(cocaine,ectasy),anorexic and dating a 30 year old? (she's only 18)

Posted by: xanidu at 02/12/05 5:55 PM | Reply
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I don't like any of them. By the way did you know Mary Olsen is on drugs(cocaine,ectasy),anorexic and dating a 30 year old? (she's only 18)

Posted by: xanidu at 02/12/05 5:56 PM | Reply
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is mary-kate and ashley really have a sex tape? omg!!

Posted by: miranda at 03/02/07 10:02 AM | Reply
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