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January 13, 2009

New Kelly Clarkson - "My Life Would Suck Without You"

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A curious thing happened to Kelly Clarkson since being American Idol's first and most successful champion. She became an underdog. In the midst of experimenting with rock and country songs, and turning her back on the TV competition that launched her career, Kelly famously incurred the wrath of Clive Davis by insisting on artistic control over a darker, less commercial third album. Needless to say, she never matched the success of the "Since U Been Gone," a hit even Ted Leo, Mike Watt, and adorable Asian kidz couldn't deny. With its swift strummed intro and shouty chorus "My Life Would Suck Without You" is a pretty straightforward attempt to reclaim that glory. And like "Since U Been Gone" (and "I Kissed A Girl," unfortunately) "Suck" was written by Max Martin and Dr. Luke. Which means you're gonna hear it a lot this year.

Judging by that single cover, Kelly no longer has artistic control. (Someone's going to mash this with "Lollipop" before the week's over, aren't they.)

All I Ever Wanted it out on RCA 3/17.

Posted at 11:08 AM by Scott
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Catchy as hell. This is how we like Kelly. I would say welcome back but I was one of the few who thought My December wasn't that bad. Can't wait to hear more.

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Posted by: John at 01/13/09 11:26 AM  | Reply
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This is being posted here why?

Posted by: Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood profile link at 01/13/09 11:45 AM  | Reply
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You're so indie!

All you hipsters who are too good for pop music would think this was the coolest song if they gave it to Robyn instead

Posted by: Dan  in reply to Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood's comment at 01/13/09 11:51 AM  | Reply
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I've just hearing about this on Idolator for weeks now.
It has nothing to do with her music, I just find it depressing the effect Katy Perry is having on music. Unlike alot of mainstream american pop artists, I respect that Kelly Clarkson at least tried to have some integrity.

And I''ll have you know I am a huge, unabashed Lily Allen fan.

Posted by: Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood profile link  in reply to Dan's comment at 01/13/09 12:24 PM  | Reply
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It's even more indie to purport the value of kitschy pop music and disparage well-regarded indie bands. A contradiction, I know.

But, really, there is no reason to cover this.

Posted by: J  in reply to Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood's comment at 01/13/09 4:19 PM  | Reply
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the track wont play for me. am i stupid or somethin?

Posted by: annie onymous at 01/13/09 11:52 AM  | Reply
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what the fuck is this? i just threw up all over my lap...

Posted by: ian g at 01/13/09 12:23 PM  | Reply
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wait, what? robyn is going to sing this song?
GET ME A COPY!

Posted by: scatterbrain at 01/13/09 12:24 PM  | Reply
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Doesn't even hold a candle to Since U Been Gone, probably my favourite radio pop tune in the past 5 years or so.

Posted by: mikemontreal profile link at 01/13/09 12:25 PM  | Reply
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a shameless attempt to rewrite an old hit. the yelled acappella prechoral "cuz we belong" just like the yelled acappella prechoral "since u been gone". the opening toned down yet fast clean guitar/drum combo. only difference is this song sucks.

Posted by: erik at 01/13/09 12:26 PM  | Reply
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my life would suck without kelly clarkson

Posted by: la la landon profile link at 01/13/09 1:07 PM  | Reply
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my life sucks knowing she's making music.

Posted by: zim  in reply to la la landon's comment at 01/13/09 1:33 PM  | Reply
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Dan is so mean.

Posted by: jacob666 profile link at 01/13/09 1:51 PM  | Reply
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Thanks for having my back, jacob666.

Posted by: Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood profile link  in reply to jacob666's comment at 01/14/09 9:59 AM  | Reply
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It sounds like Katy Perry because Max Martin/Dr. Luke wrote/produced both this and Katy Perry's two hit singles, as well as "Since U Been Gone."

Posted by: D'luv at 01/13/09 2:48 PM  | Reply
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robyn wouldn't touch this...

Posted by: Jason at 01/13/09 3:40 PM  | Reply
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don't post about terrible music, plz

Posted by: Johnny profile link at 01/13/09 3:42 PM  | Reply
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My life sucks with Kelly Clarkson

Posted by: Mr_Blue_Angel_Dood profile link at 01/13/09 3:47 PM  | Reply
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Since when did Kelly decide to change her image to porn star?

Posted by: Justin Guarini at 01/13/09 3:51 PM  | Reply
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A PORN STAR?!?! She is not Britney Spears. Has anyone heard anything bad about Kelly Clarkson EVER???????

Posted by: Lithliya  in reply to Justin Guarini's comment at 01/13/09 10:07 PM  | Reply
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Hey...don't hate on Kelly. She didn't write or produce this shit, she's just contracted to sing it. It's fun. You have to pay the bills with the pop...so you can play your own stuff in the between.

Posted by: KK at 01/13/09 3:58 PM  | Reply
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Speaking of "contracted", I notice that a new season of American Idol starts tonight. What a coincidence.

Posted by: Huph profile link at 01/13/09 5:33 PM  | Reply
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Yeah...I wish she was battling it out with Clive Davis some more. This sounds like it was made on Microsoft's songsmith.

Posted by: Calliwell profile link at 01/14/09 9:58 AM  | Reply
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she looks like carnie wilson but a bit thinner....... Keep eating that sucker and you'll get there soon!!!

Posted by: matt at 01/14/09 10:42 AM  | Reply
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The long road from "Since U Been Gone" to "My Life Would Suck Without You" must cross the River Styx. And pass by a Chico's, obviously.

Posted by: grabbingsand profile link at 01/14/09 10:44 AM  | Reply
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Awful! Truly awful! And even more awful than Kate Perry. Major labels just cook up the latest idea (nowerdays it's Kate Perry, tomorrow - who knows?) until everyone in the pop business sounds the same. And then something slightly different comes up and everone thinks: "Wow! That's really original"
A shame for the brave Kelly Clarkson and her efforts to break free from the cliché of music she was drop into with her last album "My December" which wasn't that bad (for a former pop-girl and major artist). But then - she may change and mature again.

Posted by: uergsel profile link at 01/14/09 10:44 AM  | Reply
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Why all the hate on "I Kissed a Girl"? That is the catchiest pop song in the past couple of years. Didn't you all get the memo that it's it's actually cool to like pop songs now?

Kelly Clarkson just bores me.

Posted by: Comehomenow profile link at 01/14/09 11:26 AM  | Reply
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i'm sorry, but does ANYONE else think the melody of this song is a sped-up rip-off of sarah mclachlan's 'sweet surender.' kelly clarkson, you sly bitch. just because this song died in the '90s doesn't mean you can steal it.

Posted by: mattmatt profile link at 03/10/09 3:20 PM  | Reply
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Actually, I think the melody is a rip off of Wishlist from Pearl Jam's Yield. Can anyone else hear that??

Posted by: Lisa at 03/26/09 5:26 AM  | Reply
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Yeah, Lisa, I had the same thought and came online to see if anyone agreed. I think the opening guitar bit echoes it too. It's not lawsuit worthy, but noticeable.

Posted by: rsm profile link at 04/04/09 12:29 PM  | Reply
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THIS IS PLAGERISM!

The first time I heard this I immediately went "What?" This is "Sweet Surrender" with new words. This has to be lawsuit worthy. The melody of the whole first 8 measures of the verse is identical.

Posted by: dan at 05/04/09 4:10 PM  | Reply
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