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May 24, 2005

Nick & Jessica File For Divorce!

Finally? (Thanks Graham for the link.) But who will save the Iraqis?

Thank God we still have Tom-Kat.

UPDATE 6:15 ET: Huh? They replaced the headline and body with XXX. Stop toying with our emotions, eonline!

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XXX?

Looks like this story got pulled quickly.

Posted by: zeppelin at 05/24/05 6:22 PM | Reply
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So I saw the article a moment ago, but it's been deleted now, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE?!

Posted by: neil at 05/24/05 6:22 PM | Reply
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Coming this Fall on MTV: "Nick and Jessica: Divorcees"

On the first episode, Jessica makes Nick jealous by bringing home some dude for a bunch of dirty, noisy sex (right in the living room). Then Nick gets fucked up on crystal meth and smashes his head through their plasma flatscreen.

Posted by: Joey Headset at 05/24/05 6:32 PM | Reply
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Whaaaaaaat about Lance & Crow????? Im so worried!

Posted by: Yale Bloor at 05/24/05 6:33 PM | Reply
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Strange. Well, here is the article text... I still had the window open from before it was pulled:

Jessica Simpson Goes Solo
by Sarah Hall
May 24, 2005, 2:20 PM PT


Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have gone from newlyweds to newly over.

E! has confirmed that Simpson filed for divorce Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for the end of her two-and-a-half-year marriage to Lachey.

The allegedly rocky state of the camera-friendly twosome's union has consumed tabloids for months, with both parties rumored to have been stepping out with others.

However, up until now, the couple had steadfastly denied the existence of any marital troubles.

The duo even appeared together Monday night in their latest ABC variety special, Nick & Jessica's Tour of Duty, in which they performed for troops stationed in Germany. But it seems the viewing public is as through with Nick and Jessica as the pair is with each other--only 6.2 million tuned in to watch the couple's TV swan song, per Nielsen overnight estimates.

Lachey, 31, and Simpson, 24, wed in 2002, back in the days of B-list status, when Simpson was categorized as a less famous version of Britney Spears, while Lachey toiled in 98 Degrees, a boy band several notches below 'N Sync and the Backstreet Boys on the pop food chain.

After the twosome tied the knot, they rocketed to fame virtually overnight on the success of their MTV reality show, Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds, which chronicled the misadventures of their day-to-day lives.

Simpson, in particular, became a reality TV darling, with her tendency to make embarrassing, yet endearing, blunders, such as confusing Chicken of the Sea brand tuna for actual chicken and believing that Buffalo wings were actually made of buffalo.

The "With You" singer enjoyed a sensational rise in record sales as a result of the show's success--her sophomore disc, In This Skin, went from chart also-ran to triple platinum--and landed a role as Daisy Duke in the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie.

As his wife enjoyed a meteoric rise in fame, Lachey's career faltered .

His first solo album, SoulO, tanked, and ABC passed on a pilot he shot that costarred Gina Gershon.

Though Lachey eventually landed a reoccurring role on the WB's Charmed, it was clear that, fame-wise, he was living in the shadow of his missus.

Simpson's father, Joe, was reportedly working with Lachey to change that image by developing a new reality series featuring the former boy bander's struggles to sign with a record label. No word on whether the couple's split will affect plans for the show.

Even before the last episode of Newlyweds aired March 30, the couple were spending considerable amounts of time apart with Simpson on location in Louisiana and Lachey later heading to Sweden to record a new album.

Apparently, once the cameras were off, so was the marriage.

Posted by: Joey Headset at 05/24/05 6:34 PM | Reply
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You'd think that Jessica Simpson XXX would be awesome, but that link only brought disapointment.

Posted by: Irish Mike at 05/24/05 6:35 PM | Reply
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sounds like a win-win for nick. he got to sleep with her, and now he gets to collect man-alimony.

Posted by: matthew at 05/24/05 6:44 PM | Reply
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Gawker is reporting that a contact in the LA court system has gone through the reports and wasn't able to find anything.

They also link to US Weekly's "Breaking News" on the story: www.usmagazine.com

We're "abuzz!"

Posted by: neil at 05/24/05 7:18 PM | Reply
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Makes me wonder if it was something along the lines of a departing employee trying to screw over Eonline... if so it would be a funny way to do it!

Posted by: The 15-Minute Hipster at 05/24/05 7:23 PM | Reply
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P.S. if you go there now it briefly shows the "XXX" page and then redirects immediately to the main site.

Posted by: The 15-Minute Hipster at 05/24/05 7:25 PM | Reply
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Now it says that page doesn't exist. Conspiracy, anyone?

Posted by: Irish Mike at 05/24/05 7:30 PM | Reply
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Ha, and there's a denial on the Us magazine website: http://www.usmagazine.com/

This is such a good use of my time.

Posted by: The 15-Minute Hipster at 05/24/05 7:44 PM | Reply
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Hilarious!!

Posted by: Mandy at 05/24/05 7:56 PM | Reply
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EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: JESSICA SIMPSON DENIES DIVORCE RUMORS Jessica Simpson exclusively tells Us Weekly that a news report claiming she had filed for divorce from husband Nick Lachey on May 24 is untrue. An E! online report that leaked onto the Web Tuesday afternoon had sent celebrity watchers worldwide abuzz with talk of the reality TV couple's apparent split. But within an hour E! had retracted the erroneous leaked report. 'It is completely false and we would sue them if they hadn't taken it down,' a defiant Simpson tells Us. Simpson's message to those spreading false rumors? She tells Us: 'Karma, baby!'

Posted by: Courtney at 05/24/05 8:10 PM | Reply
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This might sound dumb, but I'm glad it's untrue. They're cute together.

Posted by: Melissa at 05/24/05 8:18 PM | Reply
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That sounds dumb Melissa. Why are girls always SO DUMB!!!!???


just kidding. I want to marry you. We would make a "cute" couple

Posted by: Macaroni at 05/24/05 9:32 PM | Reply
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I said it might sound dumb, thanks for picking up on that. Here's what's really dumb.....a guy named MACARONI talking about anything else being stupid. Thanks for the proposal, but unfortunatly I go for mexican food.

Posted by: Melissa at 05/24/05 9:38 PM | Reply
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false report leaked. bloggers scramble!

Posted by: bob at 05/24/05 9:42 PM | Reply
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STATEMENT:
E! deeply regrets that a draft report from E! Online, which contained some false information regarding the Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson marriage, was accidentally disseminated. The couple has not filed for divorce. E! apologizes to Nick, Jessica, their families and their fans for any distress this may have caused.

Posted by: Mysterious Cashew at 05/24/05 10:16 PM | Reply
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I'm not from the US so I havent got a clue as to where you guys file for divorce, but if it's the court of city hall, can anybody check for their names? There's no smoke without fire. It's your turn Sherlock Le Cok.

P.S. Stereogum, by looking at the capture, I realized youre still using Internet Explorer ... what's wrong with you?

Posted by: Furanku at 05/24/05 11:14 PM | Reply
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I don't know if it's true or not, but wouldn't doubt it if they do eventually divorce within the next few months or year. I have it on good authority that Nick and Jessica have been seperated for a while now, because she slept with Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, AND Adam Levine (at different times, of course). And sadly, Nick was being the one blamed by the media for their marital problems.

Posted by: Tatum at 05/25/05 12:22 AM | Reply
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yeah stereogum, and you dont even have your toolbars locked

Posted by: cindy loohoo at 05/25/05 12:26 AM | Reply
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check the e! link again. its false. at least they are saying it is.

Posted by: michael_halvorsen at 05/25/05 12:32 AM | Reply
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I am distressed by this on again off again marriage. damn you eonline. your lack of fact-checking has killed countless troops in iraq.

Posted by: matthew at 05/25/05 7:57 AM | Reply
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They are cute together, i´m glad this is untrue i can´t take another divorce, first Ben and Jen now this...

Posted by: Gabi at 05/25/05 8:07 AM | Reply
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... Brad and Jen, sorry it was an accident, i didn´t want to distress the fans.

Posted by: Gabi at 05/25/05 8:20 AM | Reply
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On a side note, I saw the beginning of their "Tour of Duty" show, and what the heck was she on when they sang their first song? She was all bouncy and I couldn't understand a darn word she said.

Coke?

Posted by: Olivia at 05/25/05 9:53 AM | Reply
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Anyone notice that Nick's looking more and more like David Hasselhoff? I hear Mr. Lachey's huge in Germany.

Posted by: Chappa at 05/25/05 10:08 AM | Reply
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good riddance. i hope they do break up. i'm sick of that simpson family.

Posted by: christine at 05/25/05 10:15 AM | Reply
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Maybe it's like how they write obits for famous people when they hit a certain age--so they have a head start when the person buys it. Wasn't there an obit "slippage" in the Times in the past couple of years? Would it be so surprising if by the same token entertainment media--who need to be the first to tell us who Pat O'Brien is proposing threesomes to this week--whipped up divorce-announcements? Who else would garner these announcements? (JLo/MAnt def.)

Posted by: Jen W at 05/25/05 10:21 AM | Reply
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Noooooooooooooooooo! Who ever shall I look up to?!

Posted by: Funtime Ben at 05/27/05 11:26 AM | Reply
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But is it all true... i hope not..b-cuz, they should be together..they match..i think they are the number one couples in all of the STARS!!

Posted by: Emmie at 05/31/05 3:46 PM | Reply
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IM GLAD ITS FALSE. THEY ARE MY IDOLS WHO I LOOK UP TO FOR EVERYTHING. I WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT THEM!

Posted by: MAE at 06/02/05 10:23 PM | Reply
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IF ANY OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW I HAVE NEWS THAT THE DIVORCE IS IN FACT A FAKE. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS UP. THEY HAVE ALSO MADE UP ALL THE RUMORS ABOUT NICK CHEETING ON HER. IN TOUCH SAYS IT IS JUST A WAY TO MAKE MONEY AND THATS WHY THEY DID IT.sO I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YALL THAT. LOVE YA NICK!

Posted by: MAE at 06/02/05 10:26 PM | Reply
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The newlyweds make me sick!!

Posted by: mko at 06/03/05 1:23 AM | Reply
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i dont think that nick and jessica should get a divorce................ever they are the cutest couple to me.........

Posted by: D.A. at 06/03/05 11:46 PM | Reply
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i honestly think that since the show is over and the spot light is off them that they will be able to work everything out...or at least i hope that they will be able to work things out....stay together....

Posted by: Deleana Adams at 06/03/05 11:52 PM | Reply
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She used to miss goody-goody and now she cheated on that sexy husband of her's. Who in their right mind would cheat on him? Jessica slept with Johnny Knoxville and now Bam Margera! WHAT A SLU!!!. Bams my man Jessica you stupid big teeth b*tch!!! I used to think Jessica was such a great person not anymore!!!

Posted by: ashlee at 06/07/05 6:41 PM | Reply
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they should stay together b-cause you think her sister ASHLEE she wii look up to her Jessica think and watch what you do you and Ashlee are the best i wounld not want to see anything happen to you if you read these this one will mean something and i am a girl but just think about Ashlee you and nick are cute and he loves her and i know you love himm you just can't show it and people are saying stuff and not good so ...................................

Posted by: Aaryn at 06/09/05 7:21 PM | Reply
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I think they shouldn't get a divorce!! They are so perfect. I couldn't see either one with someone elese. They defiently go togather! I hope they can work everything about before it's too late!! :-(

Posted by: molli at 06/10/05 8:29 PM | Reply
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THERE CUTE TOGETHER

That's a sure cause for a relationship to fail. To stay together just because they LOOK cute.. Please, some of you really need a reality check. Because without looking cute, you've failed to say any other reason why they should stay together. Maybe because there isn;t. IN TOUCH said no such things. Nick cheated, Jessica cheated, their all a bunch of cheating monkeys with Papa Pervert Simpson as their pimp. Seriously, there's less drama on AS THE WORLD TURNS.

Posted by: Tina at 06/11/05 12:30 AM | Reply
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Jessica looks so good in her new video! How can someone be so lucky and look so hot!

Posted by: Jenni at 06/15/05 4:26 PM | Reply
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OMG people get a life!!! Stop worrying about other peoples life. Get one of your own, shit..do you know these people??? I bet you don't so quit acting like you do, sheesh!! Americans dissapoint me!

Posted by: Who cares at 06/16/05 7:57 PM | Reply
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Jessica and Nich may have made some mistakes in the past, but everybody knows they are madly in love. I don't think they should get a divorce. They should move on with the past and look ahead for the present and future. I fell in love with the Newlyweds. They are such great people, and they don't care what people think about them. They let millions of people look into their own personal life by letting MTV cast them on the Newlyweds. As you now notice....Brittany Spears adn Kevin Federline are doing the same as well. So not only do fans around the world look up to them.....other Celebrities do as well. This is just how I feel. Everybody is intitled to their own opinion and thats my opinion.

Posted by: Krystal Williams at 06/19/05 1:53 AM | Reply
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you tell them to get a life you were in theirs to write a comment back u get a life leave everyone else alone

Posted by: Someone at 06/19/05 7:55 PM | Reply
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What a shame if those rumors eventually are said to be completely true. I really looked up to Jessica for her morals... which kind of went down the pot if she really is sleeping with all those guys.

Posted by: Dawn at 06/19/05 10:22 PM | Reply
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Get a life. Until we see it on Access Hollywood or Entertainment TOnight, it's not true.

Posted by: Brian at 06/22/05 6:14 PM | Reply
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jessica...really, really makes me sick...i cannot stand the spoiled brat...when i would watch, her shows (newleyweds) when she would go shopping and charge everything..charge up to0 $2500.00..please, it just sickens me....does she not realize that we have a war going on?..also that there are poor homeless people here in the united states, and also the poverty that is all over the countries of africa, phillipines, mexico and now iraq!!! she is nothing but, a spoiled brat who needs her ass whooped...come on now how old are you jessica? 24...you have been spoiled too, too long now...it's time that someone show you how to grow up and be a real woman for your husband...but, it does not look like your mother will be showing you any time soon because, she loves that fact that you and your little sis ashlee are making her rich...that goes for your father too.... yeah he was a youth minister? please...if he really loes god like your whole family claims, you would respect the word of god..stop exploiting yourselfs...you drinking and showing off your body, like you are doing now...your papa, wearing an earing...please....and the new video you did for these boots are made for walking???? once again you ruined a classic song...first you had to go ruin take my breath away...berlin, did just fine they way they did it...but, no...you had to make it sound so stupid...i hate the way you sing...no, you are not christina aguilera...you never will be...christina can let out a tune...britney, may not sing good live..but, at least she does not ruin classic songs like you do...this song now...these boots are made for walking...a great song..if i were nancy sinatra, i would have said no...please, i'd rather have christina sing it....you are so phony, fake...and all those stupid friends, that have come out in the past on your show..especially the ones from kentucky...i cannot stand that couple...the girl thinks she is so pretty...huh look in the mirror sister, ya need help along with your ugly husband...and your stupid assistant...cacee...please, she needs help...and you are stupid jessica because didn't you ever get a hint that cacee wanted nick?...hello...gosh it is opnly obvious...nick wake up and smell the coffee...she did screw around with bam margera and johnny knoxville...please jessica, you are no angel...stop acting like one...you make me sick...just remember everytime that you are spending and charging like you do..remember those poor people and especially children that have nothing...kristi

Posted by: kristi simone at 06/23/05 6:20 AM | Reply
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Actually Britney did mess up a classic song...remember "satisfaction", well, ithink the "Rolling Stones" did just fine.

Posted by: unknown at 06/25/05 11:53 AM | Reply
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Jessica, Nick DON'T get a divorce!!!! I love yall SOOO.... much!!!! Jessica, Nick.... You guys are so HOT!!!! Please don't get a divorce....PLEASE!!!! I am your BIGGEST FAN!!!!

Posted by: Ashley E. at 06/25/05 6:05 PM | Reply
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Kristi...go get laid!! If you had that $$ you would charge it up too...Jessica Simpson is hot and you are Jealous! Shutup

Posted by: mandy at 06/26/05 12:44 AM | Reply
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Well...it's not like I'd ever have a chance with him, but it would be sweet if they divorced so I could hope! God I love Nick! I'm 22, Nick, and I would do ANYTHING for you!

Posted by: kitty at 06/26/05 12:59 AM | Reply
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jessica simpson is a sl*t why did she marrie nick in the first place if she was going to go sleep with other people ! she acts inocent but she is really a nasty bia! and why did she have to go and do bam thats just wrong shes to nasty for him!!!!!!!!thank you very much

Posted by: kay at 06/27/05 3:20 PM | Reply
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Kristi Simone! there are alot of poeple starving in this world not to mention in our own back yards. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT IS CHARITABLE? Have you gone with no food, fasted and gave your food to someone who is starving or homeless?? Believe me, she spends alot of money BUT SHE ALSO GIVES ALOT TOOO. GROW UP, GET A GRIP and you do not have to be rich to help the world...BE RESPONSIBLE for yourself if you have those convictions insteading of judging her (when you do not even know her) look within yourself to what you can do.

Posted by: Dawn at 06/28/05 2:56 AM | Reply
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to all those people who judge Jessica with out even knowing her. #1 most if not ALL of you are jealous of her. #2if you believe everything you read, you would be better off being illiterate. PEOPLE GET A LIFE! live your own life and let her live her own! I bet my life she has not done anything that would jepordize her relationship.
definition of a slut: has sex with alot of different men. Sluts do not wait for marriage. and unless you saw her having an affair with your own eyes you all are guilty of something that could be worse than what you are accusing her of. Hope you know what that is!

Posted by: Dawn at 06/28/05 3:06 AM | Reply
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Dawn...you rock! It's so true, either the people are jealous of her and the believe everything they read or hear of. It's called gossip and rumours. Oh and Kristi, you're a stupid whore for calling her those things. You don't even know Jessica Simpson and if you were a fan of her you'd know all the things she does for the third world countries and don't you dare make fun and judge her family because like I said before you don't know them.

Oh and about the part of Her and Ashlee making her mom and dad rich..you're also wrong about that on two reasons. One: Ashlee can't sing as well as her sister can. I like Ashlee a lot, but she doesn't have the talent Jess does. Secondly, who encouraged them to sing?! Hmm...her mom and dad who have been there for them through thick and thin.

BAM MARGERA!! WHAT?! Ok, now you're really pissing me off. I AM A HUGE FAN OF BAM! HE'S HOT, FUNNY AND NICE! Bam, actually has a girl named Jenn so maybe you should look that up next time you loser. And as for Johnny Knoxville, HE IS MARRIED AND HAS A DAUGHTER! I am also a big fan of him so quit accusing them of things when you don't know them. I read about the Bam and Jess thing in a magazine...Jenn said 'Bam is full of broken promises' She was talking about their marriage. 'Even though he does rude things, he would never sleep around with someone elses wife.' So, shut your mouth about them.

Haha. Christina Aguilera is good but Jessica has the pipes to let them out. And, she didn't ruin any of the classic songs 'These Boots Are Made For Walking' was done greatly by Nancy but Jessica Simpson did if wonderfully too!

Ok and who are you to judge Jessica saying she doesn't help out with poverty, famine, and the third world countries. Let me ask you something...do you help out with those three things? What do you do to help?

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE FROM KENTUCKY BECAUSE OF JESSICA!? Are you that friking low? Let me tell you something...Johnny Depp is from Owensboro, Kentucky and he is an amaing actor whom I love a lot. Johnny Knoxville is from Kentucky and so are a lot of other people who have done amazing things in their life so SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU LITTLE WHORE!

Lastly, don't go around calling people ugly. Look in the mirror, maybe you'll see what ugliness is all about. Even if you aren pretty, it's what's inside that counts and sorry to tell you this but, you are very, very ugly on the inside. Well, I think you had enough of being yelled at today by a...13 YEAR OLD!

Your Truly, Josie.

Posted by: Josie at 07/02/05 2:45 PM | Reply
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TO YOU DUMMIES... GET A F ING LIFE!!!! NICK AND JESSICA ARE NOT BREAKING UP... ITS CALLED RUMORS!!! AND TO YOU KRISTI U JUST NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOUR ONLY MAKING YOURSELF LOOK A FOOL SO YEH! JUST SHUT UP...

Posted by: LA at 07/03/05 1:00 PM | Reply
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I think that all these rumours about Nick and Jessica are a big lie. Anything to sell magizines! And if both Nick and Jessica say its not true then why don't you tabloids buy it? They know better then any of us about there marriage. Just because she isn't with him all the time desn't mean they aren't in love. They are both busy after all they are celebrities!

Posted by: Sarah at 07/11/05 11:38 PM | Reply
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Bam is so lucky

Posted by: tman at 07/12/05 11:11 PM | Reply
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You are all scary, scary people. Perhaps a bit naive and/or pathetic layered on the above mentioned. Nothing you say or wish or hate is going to make a difference. They're celebrities. People with golden stars, good drug dealers and too much money. PLEASE MOVE ON AND FIND SOMEONE REAL(as in, someone who knows you're alive) TO MASTURBATE TO. You might even get laid. ;-) www.GO-OUTSIDE-FOR-ONCE.com

Posted by: Carly at 07/13/05 4:49 AM | Reply
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btw, the Rolling Stones suck and Kristi, that's her own money she's spending. So, perhaps it makes you sick considering no one is paying your ass to be in video's. Don't hate, appreciate. .....god, I am just as bad as... YOU people. Load universe into cannon, aim at brain.. Fire.

Posted by: Carly at 07/13/05 4:52 AM | Reply
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one more btw. Bam and Jen are over. It's been known and not just through trashy tabloids. Not justifying the "Jess and Bam bumped uglies" rumor, just saying.

Posted by: Carly at 07/13/05 4:56 AM | Reply
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jessica u and nick are my best fans. i bought the dvds first and second and third i hope i can meet u. and i love your house it so cool

love abby

Posted by: abby at 07/16/05 5:50 PM | Reply
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I hope the allegations are not true they due make a cute couple. I bought the collection of DVDs on their show. You will notice that the "complete 2nd and 3rd season" is only the 2nd season. Check out mtv.com and the list of episodes we are missing episodes 301-310. Go figure. They rushed to get it out and didn't get us what we paid for. I do hope they don't get divorce. They are now a brand to a certain degree.... It's obvious she's carrying him but she may not be able to carry herself soon.

Posted by: caramel1908 at 07/17/05 6:52 PM | Reply
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Ya'll SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jelks at 07/19/05 6:42 PM | Reply
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i cant believe it I thought jess and nick were gonna last 4eva! i dont understand how jessica went from nick 2 johnny that fast! she is such a stupid face. First Jen and Ben then Jen and Brad and Now Nick and Jessica!!!!!! I feel like everything ive ever known was a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is this world coming to?!?!?!!?! Oh well... Jessica is a *$%#%&#.... and Nick will find someone better...

Posted by: Jelks at 07/19/05 6:47 PM | Reply
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I like eggs

Posted by: Jelks at 07/19/05 6:50 PM | Reply
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Good heavens. Grow up. Here I was looking for legitimate information and I come upon this GAY site, talking about celebs breaking up! Why don't you guys worry about your own lives instead of a bunch of phony freaks? It's just... creepy. You're all obscessed!

Posted by: amber at 07/23/05 3:13 AM | Reply
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kristi, you have allot of hate in your heart ,whoever made you fill the way that you do should have there butt kicked. the way that you have typed this message sounds like you know jessica and nick personally.and why are you faulting there spending ways its there money to spend i heard this rumor of a breakup im glad to see that its not true. kristi i do believe your a good person i don t think thats you typeing don t be angry with jessica heres the solution just don t watch any of her shows and your stress level will better . take care and god bless

Posted by: scott at 07/24/05 9:43 PM | Reply
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i think it is just a matter of time before they split. Jessica is somewhat of a baby and spoiled and needs to be pampered and everyone needs to laugh. I dont see Nick making her laugh and I dont see him treating her how she needs to be treated. I think Nick is too boring for Jessica. She is beautiful and you never hear him telling her that. It is only a matter of time before someone out there starts telling her that and she strays.

Posted by: shirley at 07/25/05 1:52 AM | Reply
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I think that all of the people on here that are huge fans of jessica and nick are awesome cause i love them both myself.Jessica and Nick are my rolemodels, they always have been too.But i think that those of you that have been puttin jessica down are so greedy,and are the biggest jerks.i swear. becuase i think that that they will keep thier marriage very strong and that they will stay together cause i agree that the do make a good couple!!They are not gonna break up no matter how hard people try....and just becuase jessica get's something mixed up doesn't give anyone any right to put her sown like that!Because i sometimes get confussed and nobody put me down like that. So those of you that are putting her down you need to shut your mouth, and i really appreciate all of the people on here that are sticking up for jessica and the ones that are fans. I do believe that the ones that have been talking trash about jessica have a cold black heart! I have been a huge jessica simpson fan for all my life!I would love to grow older and be just like her....i mean i am such a huge fan that i have learned almost all of the dance movies in her music video and i have clothes like hers, and I do hope to meet her when the dukes of hazard crew comes close to hazard..I mean some of us love her so much ithat we know practiclly everything about her. Now why can't all of you freakin be like that?

Posted by: Keilah at 08/01/05 4:10 AM | Reply
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well bam is sexy but jessica needs 2 stick 2 her husband and bam didn't do such a bad thing b cuz him and jenn were only dating o and tthis iz bam's e-mail if u wunt it bam@sirius-radio.com

Posted by: val at 08/06/05 4:08 PM | Reply
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bam -gag!johnny-gag! jess has a huge ugly triangle nose and also she needs to go get some of those moles taken off-eww!nick has a ugly nose too.he "looks" gay.

Posted by: chrisanne at 08/12/05 6:27 PM | Reply
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to keilah-go kill yourself at 4:10am instead of logging words you can't even spell. i mean how can you not spell( "because") correctly? you are an airhead.

Posted by: chrisanne at 08/12/05 6:36 PM | Reply
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i agree with amber all of you are just as bad as the paparazzi!!! leave them alone this is none of your business

Posted by: Dani May at 08/21/05 5:13 PM | Reply
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They are a really cool couple. The Simpson family is awesome as well. It would be soo much fun to be doing what they both are doing. Good luck to them.

Posted by: btothejtothep at 09/07/05 8:03 AM | Reply
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Most of these comments are stupid. None of us know either of them or what is liked to be married to one or the other. BTW, a lot of you need to learn how to spell words correctly.

Posted by: ??? at 10/05/05 10:27 AM | Reply
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"Oh, good luck to them!" Screw them! They are rich and I hope that Jessica Simpson has Bam's two-headed monster baby. Don't worry, she'll still be married to the lame-o Nick Lachey because he can't have a career without her daddy's help.

Posted by: Management at 10/05/05 11:28 AM | Reply
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wow.. divorced eh?? well how'd i know?? every celebrity that gets married divorces in less than 7 years!! omg.. what's the whole friggin point of gettin married when all of you friggin celebs know that your g onna get a divorce!! i think you ppl should think less of yourselves... even though your ppl are rich idiots you ppl are dumb!! non celebs rule!!

Posted by: poooo at 11/21/05 11:10 PM | Reply
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Okay first of all, Jessica and Nick filed for divorce. It's just not celebrities that file for divorces. It's just that you have to understand when you have pressure to be a celebrity, a lot of factors can go into why they got a divorce in the first place. If you know Nick and Jessica personally and they told you what happened, then you can confirm things. But a lot of people are making stuff up which is plain stupid. A lot of people want to make jokes out of it and make fun and be like "oh it's just another celebrity hoax" but you know what? Until you have gone in their shoes, you can't expect them to be a perfect couple. And we are not clairvoyants. We can't predict if people get a divorce or not. Jessica and Nick are two human beings just like us. They have their problems just like we have our problems. People who are immature just don't understand yet. We can't just say "oh let's not get married, we are going to get a divorce anyway." There's no faith in that. Even if you get a divorce, you still enjoyed those times instead of missing out on something. I believe Jessica and Nick still love each other very much. If you think overwise, it doesn't matter, because there's going to be people tearing them down anyway.

Posted by: Grace at 11/25/05 1:04 AM | Reply
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can't stand these two

Posted by: j p at 11/25/05 1:24 PM | Reply
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Jess wat a loser!!!!!!!! about time nick got rid of her!!! good on him!!!

Posted by: jane at 12/08/05 10:34 PM | Reply
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kristi... why you hating on jessica if you had the $$$ she has you woul buy anything right? i mean she may have $$$ but she can not save the world and jessica simson has a beutifulllllll voice compare to christina please christina looks so fake and she hasent even taken out any new sogns since when? so just stop hating on jessica ok..........

Posted by: Amarylis at 12/11/05 4:29 PM | Reply
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kristi... why you hating on jessica if you had the $$$ she has you woul buy anything right? i mean she may have $$$ but she can not save the world and jessica simson has a beutifulllllll voice compare to christina please christina looks so fake and she hasent even taken out any ner sogn