Nick Vs Jessica
Life with the Newlyweds ... is worse than you imagined. Bonnie Fuller, get on this shit.
Posted at 12:57 PM
December 3, 2004
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The girl who wrote this will definitely not have a job much longer. Seems to me that she can be fingered pretty damn easily by the details.
Other than that... hilarious and awesome.
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a HOLLYWOOD marriage crumbling??? Now I've seen it all!!!
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actually, that's as bad as I imagined it. I must have a really negative imagination.
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Hmm. A bad and stressful night for a married couple ends up reported -- blow by blow -- on the Internet for all to read. A man's impetuous and perhaps regrettable comments about his wife cross the transom of a second-rate music web site. The writer, if she is to be believed, sees a few hours of two famous people, without any context or understanding about what has passed prior to her arrival on the scene.
Is it any wonder why celebrities end up isolated? And reluctant to interact with pathetic vultures such as "[redacted]" (funny her courage of expression ends at her own fingertips -- people lose their own moral strength as such conveinent moments, don't they)?
If it has not struck you, let it strike you now.
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People really need to stop using this blog comment box as a way to vent their frustrations about society. God.
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Mike, I'm with you. Hey, David? Shut up, David.
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David Patterson,
Got sand in your vagina again?
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Seriously, boo hoo for those famous, coddled, marginally-talented and decidedly unintelligent yet beautiful millionares.
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Can't wait for the tell all book that a very bitter Ashlee is going to write in about 20 years all about how her sister's marriage to Nick was a big sham and how her dad exploited her.
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I think Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have lost rights to privacy and escape from judgement when they eagerly pimped out their marriage on an MTV reality show and also exploited every opportunity offered to them as a result of the popularity of their show.
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the author of this email = second most vapid person alive (after jessica, of course)? quite possibly.
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Hey, don't hate on David. He does have a point. This wanna-be starfucker PA - who is it and why should we believe her/him? You know what I'm saying? I hate periphery people who glom onto others. Unless the PA fucked one of them and got VD I don't want to hear it. You can hate me too, but I would expect this cynical bunch not to swallow this kind of stuff wholesale.
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I'm with David and duper. This entire email stinks of the whole Washingtonienne blog bullshit. Catty remarks about people who worked harder that you at getting into the industry you could only dream of will get you nowhere, darling. Try kissing a little ass instead. Works wonders.
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regardless....i'd still like to be the next one to stuff her stocking. meow
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A failing marriage? How typical for Christian moralizers from red states, yes? And the dressing room was on the same floor where little sister Ashley committed the sin of lying twice (first by pretending to sing, then by saying her band played the wrong song).
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While I agree that certain talented people deserve their privacy - what about these non-talented, famous for no reason, barely can string words together to form a sentence idiots?
I have no pity for the Paris Hiltons, the Carmen Electras or the Jessica Simpsons of the world. What? Jessica can sing, you say? Yeah, she's Billie fucking Holiday. Give me a break. These people whore themselves more than we could ever whore them. So save your moralizing for someplace and someone that actually deserves it.
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Speaking of Ashley, did anyone see the 20/20 interview with the Simpsons the week after the SNL disaster, in which Diane Sawyer (i think) asked Jessica and Ashley what percentage of their careers is their father responsible for? Jessica answered first, and said 95%, she said she would be nothing without her father. When Ashley answered, she said only about 35 or 40%, because she is so self independent (her opinion). But when she got busted lip syncing on SNL, she told the press that her father "made her" use those voice tracks! Not so independent huh? Oh yea, it was the bands fault.
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Simply monumental!
Time for some sweets.
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Nicole, so talented people deserve privacy but non-talented people do not? Based on similiar thinking, justification could be given for "intelligent people deserve life, but stupid people should die." Give me a break.
Oh yeah, many people would say Jessica Simpson is a better singer than Billie Holiday--at least in terms of vocal timbre, range, and what not. The difference would really be found in their emotive abilities--Jessica isn't as good at personalizing a song, while Billie could really show emotion in a melody line. So was Billie a better artist? Hell yes, no question. But watch your language.
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Jessica and Nick are stars because they gave up their privacy. Live by overexposure, die by overexposure! (I speak in a metaphor, naturally.)
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FUCK ALL THESE POP STARS. I belive the PA. I have worked on sets and seen some fucked up shit. These over exposed stars are full of shit and come from a backround of stage mom's and dads. I really have to question jessica Dad b/c he left the church for being a whore manager. Wow really shows that money comes over God daddy!!! Nick good for you , you make people proud by marrying a virgin. Thank the lord you bang her cherry before daddy did.. Soon this will all die with all the other FAKE marriages.
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Hey Millie Tent, you're a retard. Shut up.
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Sarrah: No. You.
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You know, I feel bad for Nick and Jesscia. For so many reasons. Here they are, desperate to "make it" in showbiz. And that's what it is looking like more and more. Desperation. On another note, although I believe the e-mail send by the PA, I have to say that I'd hate for anyone to chronicle any bad day I've had. I'd hate for anyone to see me when I am nuts. We're all not sticky sweet all the time. Get real. We're all human - we just crucify these celebrities because they PUT themselves out there to be crucified!
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Its sooooo punk to say that your daddy controls 35 to 40 percent of your career! One of the VH-1 car wreck shows that I watch anytime that its on is that 40 least metal moments with Dee Schinder narrating, I so hope they do one for punk and Johnny Rotten narrates it, Ashlee Simpson's career and TV show along with the careers of Avril, Good Charlotte, A Simple Plan, Sum41, Hoobastank and the fact that Hillary Duff covered "My Generation" are all top ten moments.
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While it is true that this PA seems to be doing a lot of gossiping, it is also true she probably sent this to a friend that she trusted wouldn't send it ahead to anyone for all the world to read. I think the trusted friend is a problem here. This PA will learn soon enough like her favorite celebrities, who she can and cannot trust. Unfortunately, she will learn a hard lesson in what you hear, here should stay here b/c she undoubtedly will get fired over this.
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David,
while I like the fact that you're trying to critically analyze the validity of the email and whether one person should be allowed to cast judgement after meeting a couple for only two hours, but COME ON, man...
They didn't even talk, or even have their publicists talk to each other. How many married couples do you know, even on a bad day, even on the worst day of their lives, not even so much acknowledge the other person?
This Hollywood trainwreck is absolutely fascinating to watch, for the mere fact that these two people, Nick and Jessica, have fully achieved the dream of becomming a rich and young and beautiful Hollywood couple, and we get to watch first hand (because let's not forget, they not only signed up for the show once but three times) we get to watch their lives fall apart. Is it masocism to watch this? Only partially. Oh who am I kiding? Yes, it completely is. Because they have everything I don't have, and it's nice to know how vapid it is.
About the PA who posted the email, she will probably get fired, I have worked for MTV as a PA, I know how it is--she got royally screwed by her "friend"--but then again, in 10 years she'll be looking back and be thankful her friend got her fired because Viacom is one of the worst, most disgusting corporate entities I have ever seen.
Oh man, I am on the soapbox.
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i used to intern in hollywood with a certain overexposed actor. i whole heartedly believe this pa!!!
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stupid, vapid and vain are things that can be said but in the end she still got millions for being those things. i am not a fan i do not even care the most amusing part is reading what you all have to say about a bunch shit that i could care less about.
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okay the "overexposed actor" was mike meyers. i know the suspense was killing you. he used to walk around with no pants on, nude from the waste down and everyone had to pretend that he was such a "prankster" becuase there was no other way to react. he was really well endowed, but when he wasnt shaking his tailfeather in people's faces, he was snorting yayo off of his pieceofass PA's tit.
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"Oh yeah, many people would say Jessica Simpson is a better singer than Billie Holiday--at least in terms of vocal timbre, range, and what not"
Good lord.
Range:
Jessica Simpson yells--screams, yells, screeches-- to hit any note higher than the a above middle c. No breath support whatsoever. It sounds painful. And she gets as high as what, an e? That's upper range?
And what low range does she have? She hangs out around belter notes and screeches the higher ones. I've never heard her sing anything low. So she's got about an octave where she ever sings.
Vocal timbre? You're comparing her vocal timbre to Billie friggin Holiday? Wow. The glottal stops, the throaty whispering... there's nothing beautiful in it. When she was younger her voice was quite pretty.
I don't know what the "what not" is you're talking about, but man, Jessica is lucky her vocal cords haven't calloused to the point she can no longer sing. She's destroying her voice with the screaming/belting crap, and the glottal, whispery stuff sounds more like sexual noises than singing.
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So to sum up, when we listen to Billie Holiday we can hear the pain in her voice. When we listen to Jessica Simpson we can feel a pain in our ears.
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How does the PA know that when she went out to buy the scarf and gloves that he didn't go see his wife, the publicist didn't talk to each other, yada yada. It's not like she wasn't with them every minute.
The part about what he said about Jessica, if he did say it, well then that sucks! But it hardly means they are on the way to divorce court.
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If anyone's buying that Email I've got one from Lee Harvey Oswald to the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll. I work NY production and let me tell you, this chick is about as real as an Ashlee Simpson live concert.
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BTW, her tits are def fake.
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Bahaha, well said Peter.
I can't believe anyone is actually buying this bull.
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wow, i can't believe anyone would read this shit. who the fuck is this little PA looking for their 15 minutes of fame? people need to mind their own fucking business...jessica and nick may be having problems or whatever, but that doesn't invite open exploitation of their personal lives. sorry, that had to be said. get your own fucking lives instead of trying to cause drama in someone else's-thanks!
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I think everyone should just stay out of their business. They are human like us. Damn...can't they have a bad day/night? People are so damn judgmental. I can't wait to see them make it through all this bull. Up everyones ass for wishing them to break up. I totally love Jess and Nick, they make a wonderful couple. He went to a bachelor party and liked it...had fun with it(NORMAL 4 A MAN) Give the man a break..give them a break..Jess had every reason to be jealous. Move on though...Let them live and be happy! I wish them well and happieness...for a life long marriage! ;-)
PS.NICOLE..YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE & STAY OUT OF JESSICA & NICKS!
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Nick can sing But for Jessica She can't carry a tune in a Bucket, And she howl's...
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I HONESTLY LOVE NICK AND JESSICA AND IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF THEY GOT A DIVORCE BUT THEY ARE HUMAN AND THEY DO HAVE THEIR UPS AND DOWNS LIKE EVERYONE DOES I HOPE THEY DON'T GET A DIVORCE
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She's the best egg I ever nogged?
The best Ho, Ho, Ho I ever missle-toed?
Anymore?
The sweetest candy I ever caned?
???????????????????????????????????????
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I believe the PA too. I was a line hostess for a few years at a national airport, I saw & delt with lots of stars.. The awdasity of some of these people are unreal. I am not easily star struck, so to me they are either nice people or complete A holes! Tim Allen was a sweetie, but his wife was the antichrist, VERY mean & mouthy. not allowing him to talk to me, or anyone(except if she was present). Phil Dohuhue is a puppy on a string beggin "mama"(marl thomas) for a treat. Pam Anderson is SUCH a nice lady, Kid rock is stupid as the day is long.. Harrison Ford?....cool. so, there you go. I like Nick better, comes from a "normal" background. Jessica is a pamperd girl who has no concept of lights & darks.. c'mon! seriously???????
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Jeez people, you are all taking this whole thing a little too seriously: true or not we all like a bit of juicy goss. Face it - otherwise you wouldn't be here.
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like i've said before. i hope both simpson broads pose for hefner. after i see that issue, i wanna see papi simpson's face.
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LOLlolOl Tony b. What a typical guy!
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get real they are just looking for something in their life that is missing. and that would be God. you are never truely complete without the Lord in your life. and you should not cast any judgement on others.(lets look at you through a microscoup and see what we can drag up)
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what's a microscoup?
is that like when you overthrow a tiny, tiny dictatorship?
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No wonder these celebs are miserable.. be a professional and mind your own business...the person who wrote the email is sad sad sad.
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It would be really funny if the author of the email was Ashlee or that CeCe chick.
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.....i'm still getting over Nick's "best stocking I ever stuffed" quote..classic.
I bet she hits that "high note" when he's stuffin' heh heh heh.
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by lord, if you mean hours of banging, and by judgment, you mean nick's shlong in her mouth. then i seriously agree with you who has posted on dec. 6 at 11:36am. happy holidays.
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millie tent- stop hating people who have faith- you are descriminating against them... you blue state 'I am sooooo open minded type' (ya right) who in reality is closed minded to another perspective.
sarah you rock.
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So disturbing:
(From the Us Magazine cover story on Lachey and Simpson. Nick, Jessica, and Jessica's dad Joe-- of course-- are present.)
Us: What does Nick do to keep the romance alive?
Jessica: The last time we were together was at the AMAs, and I was so sad I didn't win. When we got home, he told me to give my acceptance speech.
Us: So did you give it?
Jessica: [to Nick] Did I give it?
Nick: We skipped ahead. [Joe turns red. All laugh.]
Jessica: We did it in body language.
Nick: You accepted your award, so to speak. [All laugh.]
Icky, icky, icky...
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Jefferson, we think alike. She has nice tatas.
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k, I love how you're suggesting that someone be open-minded when you're talking about a religion that's intolerant of so much. I mean, I don't know if I believe in God or not, but do I go around yelling about how agnosticism saved my life and if everyone else doesn't convert they're going to go straight to hell and that the Goddess (or whatever) is the only thing that's going to save failing marriages? No. I don't. Yes, millie tent was patently offensive, but so are you.
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jessica simpsons boobs are as real as they come. she has had them since she was 14. that is why it took her so long to come up and be famous. she was embarrassed by them and wore big shirts and overalls all the time. recording labels didnt like that she didnt want to be sexy. just because your famous doesnt mean that you dont have a normal body. my sister has size g titties and she is very small and they are very real. you can tell they are real because the way they hang.
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why would there publicists talk to eachother? its not there marriage. maybe they got in a fight before they got there. who cares.if nick said that shit about his own wife that is way messed up. regardless of whether or not they are happy, they are still married.
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People like to gossip. When my husband and I got divorced it was all over our families, friends, work, community in weeks. Everyone we knew talked about it. It's hard to keep your life a secret from people who you know, gossip spreads. When the whole worlds knows you you got the whole world spreading gossip. So instead of being pissed off at your ex's parents and friends or whoever for gossiping about you and lying usually, now you hate the world. I can imagine it is quite lonely to hate the world. A normal person can get new friends/ new husbands, but you can't ever get a new world.
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Jefferson you are sick and act as if you are a horny frat boy. But you do put it well. I think they wanted it to be in the open.
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"my sister has size g titties"
Well put!
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i love how u guys do this i love nick he is so hot
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so sad i used to watch newlyweds for sheer ridiculousness of it and to see just what ditzy sayings would fall out of her mouth...but she is just as obnoxious as Brit. This really hit home after the coutless repeats of the lame-ass awards show Big in 04'on Vh1, I mean besides being bitchy and airheaded..what..was with her eyes rolling in the back of her head while she was trying to sing???? Was she somehow trying to channel the spirit of a deceased singer who actually could sing? Does anyone know of any blogs/forums discussing the no-talent Mrs. Lachey? or any bad pics of her? could use a good laugh at the end of the day.
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Yes she really over sings her songs, and her mouth movements remind me of Reba McIntire. Terrible to watch. But atlest she sings live unlike ash-hole
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I'm not sure if we'll ever know the truth about any celebrity marriages since what if fed to us lackeys is processed and sweetened garbage----sort of like selling us a Twinky to eat. How about "the tastiest Twinky i ever Creamed"?? I wonder how much Jessica shaves down there? That's the only question i want answered on here.
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Bullshit. I'm sorry, but this girl can barely write, her grammer, English, and spelling are atrocious. You mean to tell all of us that you can't write but you can manage to remember Nick's EVERY word. You're full of shit. I could care less if their marriage is falling apart, nonetheless, why is it any of our business. Why do you think you should get on the internet and write up this little letter like you're an expert. Learn to spell/write/and speak and perhaps someone will then take the words you write seriously. You might be able to find a better job than running down and buying Nick Lachey gloves and a scarf in the middle of the night.
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"her grammer"
GRAMMAR
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The funniest part of this whole thing is reading the comments left behind.
I've been married. And on a bad day, during hard times, when you're thinking you may be drifting apart, sometimes it's easier to not talk to your husband. Especially when you know it'll create a conflict and get in the way of the things that need to be that day. So everything gets put on hold for a while and you just need space and time and quiet.
Whether or not that is true for Nick and Jessica, I do not know. But I know that it CAN happen. It can happen to anyone. After all, I did say I WAS married...
And my parents flocked around me a lot during the divorce and sheltered me from my husband. They wouldn't let us be alone with each other and talk. In the end, I think that might have been a bad idea. It would've been easier to have fixed my marriage if I didn't have other people trying to run it/fix it/or just gossip about it all the time. I'm sure it would be less stressful for Nick and Jessica if stories like this weren't all over the papers and internet.
I don't know much about Nick or Jessica and I refuse to take sides. I'm a hopeless romantic and I know they were once in love. That's enough for me to wish them the best in their marriage or even in their separation.
Is this story true or not? Does it matter? Sooner or later the world will find out if they separate or not. Sitting here insulting people going through a hard time and pointing fingers and even insulting each other isn't going to do anything but make you look like jerks. And that's a shame.
But hey, flame me all you want if you disagree. I don't intend on coming back here to check on what you say anyway. I've stated my opinion. And I know I certainty can't change minds. My message won't make much of a difference. But at least I can say that I tried to defend people going through a rough time, regardless of who they are and why.
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Well you could be on to something... but then again, they did put their marriage on primetime television for all of the world to view and discuss.
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what kind of maniac? the best chimney i've ever come down on is a perty damn good analogy, especially spur-of-the-moment and all.
good thoughts for gia marie..but i digress... i don't really know how realistic it is to compare our marriages to the lachkeys.
if i found out my husband talked about stuffing my stocking or what have you, i probably would laugh andthen/or try to punch his lights out. mood is the key here. i don't know what's going on or- i mean, i was just following a link here to find all about britney spears.
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Millie Tent - I thought that was funny. Shut up, Sarrah.
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Yes Kimmy I would laugh too if my man said that about me. Because dammit, I better be the best stocking he ever stuffed!
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to the peopl that are blasting Christ & what he stands for.. I wonder if you'd say something about the buta? or quanza? oh oh....I for got.In those less.."agnosticism" religions. you dont have to worry because you live by YOU. I choose to do as a higher power would like me to do. I do not Talk against people & there religion.. you do because you cant take it.. we bother you dont we...we make you see what you are lacking & it makes you angery. thats ok. I just wish you could know the inner peace & joy I have. I use to do very bad things, & Im not a "holly roller". but when I accepted the lord. got much happier & enjoy life now. so please dont bash what you have absolutly no idea what you are talking about.. for ALL religions. P.S.. I dont like the "screamers" either. they give us a bad name.
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Thats funny, I thought "christians" were supposed to "help" others see what they are missing, not berate them for not having found what you have...BETHANIE. You are no better than the people you are talking about in your fundamentalist post. HA
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I think that this whole email is just a big lie.. someone that wants his/her fifteen minutes of fame.. Jessica and Nick are fine.. they have done repeated interviews and everything else to assure the public that their relationship is fine.. so what is the big obsession.. seriously people need to get more to do with their time than worry about OTHER peoples relationships..it is none of our business what the New Ken and Barbie of America are doing.. true they put themselves out there with "Newlyweds" but every couple has its rough patches.. so JUST GET OVER IT!!!
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I like how people always act like they really know these celebrities. That would be you Sara.
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O and PEANUTS (nice name by the way) you have so much more to add.. at least Sara made sense!!
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Atleast I am not using a celebrities name as my moniker, you dumb bitch!
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HEY PEANUTS
GET A LIFE YOU STUPID SLUT!
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I have a beautiful one, thank you very much
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After catching just a few episodes of their first season of the show, I have to say that I think Nick is a pretty down to earth guy, while his wife is a spoiled brat. Nick and his brother moved in every piece of furniture all by theirselves with no help from movers. Meanwhile his more endowed half spent that time walloring all over the dirty laundry, calling her parents whining, then asking "do they have maids, for like, celebrities!" So mommy and daddy had to come over and do it for her. What a bitch. I hated Nick because he was a boy bander, but I must say I have mega respect for him now, cause she is a real peice of work.
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I HATE PEANUTS!! SHE IS A DUMB BITCH!!
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Your so great with words Jess.
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Ok, I dont really have anything to add as a comment as for the whole jessica and nick thing.. i just came to this website for a good laugh..its two days before christmas and i am bored at work.. and not wanting to do my work i decided to entertain myself by reading this stupid thing.. and then i came to these comments.. obviously these PEANUTS and JESSICA SIMPSON characters really have little to do with themselves.. i mean who fights back and forth on these webblogs anyways.. my advice to youis to definetly get off your fat lazy no good ass.. and go to the gym.. and not to sit online commenting on celebrities that you know nothing about
thank you and MERRY CHRISTMAS
p.s. i side with jessica simpson on the name PEANUTS.. YOU FREAK
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jessica simpson seems lovely, none of u no her so shut up. they will be just goin through a rough patch, every couple has them. im only 14 and i have realised that! i love newly weds, and to correct all of u who says jessica cannot sing, she fucking well can. she's an excellent singer and i bet can sing better then any of you. u cannot call jessica simpson a bitch or a spoilt brat, look at your own lives first b4 u put down on every1 elses. jessica and peanuts your arguments are comedy value!
JESSICA AND NICK ARE MADE 4 EACH OTHER, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!
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Peanuts was the name of my first puppy when I was a little girl, so it has a very special meaning to me...TIFFANY, and I dont give one fuck about what you think, and no one else does either. Since you think you are so beyond webblogging then why the fuck did you comment anyways. Oh yeah, because you are a fucking hypocrit, or a hippo, since you seem to think everyone else is fat, its probably just because you are fat, and you are depressed about it. I hope you choke on a turkey leg.
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Tiffany you are probably a blubber whale. Why did you comment on here, if you are so above it all? Why are you guys making fun of peoples monikers on here? No one uses their real name here. If anything the stupid bitch that is going by "Jessica Simpson" is a dumb whore, and Tiffany is a fucking fat ass.
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Fuck the fucking Simpson bitches. I hate thoese C U N Ts. Jessica is a daddy fucker, and she sticks her fat tits in where they dont belong...ON MY FUCKING TV. I hate those stupid fuckers. Yes I would fuck the shit out of her asshole, but I wouldent want to look at that fucking twat or her mega ugly ass sister who is a fucking fake bitch from way back. She needs to go fuck Simon Camden then show the sex tape on the internet so I get get my jollies off. Then I will have a cold Duff Beer, and Duffs ass, and Ashlee will get tossed to the curb like she should have been a long fucking time ago, because she is so fucking stupid and ugly. Marge is the only Simpson who is worthy of my time, oh and Lisa too. Ashlee and Jessica can go fuck their stupid father, since he likes their fat tits. Ashlee is so fucking retarded kinda like me, but she is making money for being retarded and I am poor. I hate her, and I still want to stick my dick in her asshole, because I am a sicko, but not as sick as her father who molests Jessicas fat tits while Nick has his Dick in Ashlees ass. he should stick it in her mouth and shut her the fuck up, but even if he did, you would still here the awful fucking music, because it was pre recorded. FUCK THE SIMPSONS.
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That is really funny. Sick, but funny.
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Ok...I have a few words for the DUMB SLUT PATHETIC BITCH who calls herself LALA.. DONT YOU EVER EVER EVER CALL ME A DUMB WHORE..WHO HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. LALA..WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING TELETUBBY.. stupid retard. o my god.. such a LOOOSER
O and PEANUTS...i understand that your name is from your first dog.. or whatever.. but really isnt time we grew up and you know let go of things that we remember from when we were in FIRST GRADE.. i mean lets move on..come on peanuts I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!
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and your name.... Why dont you let go of your obsession with Jessica Simpson. Dont ya think that is a little childish? Your a fucking dip shit. Id rather take my beloved pets name as my moniker than a stupid fucking airhead slut like you did. You fuck your dad and he squeezes your boobs.
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Yes my father does stick his cock into my pussy and I like it. I like to fuck my daddy, and I like how he squeezes my big boobs. I hate my sister because she can suck my dads cock better than I can, and that makes me sad, because I want to be daddys little cock sucker. Nick gets jealous because daddy has a bigger cock than he does, but like I tell Nick, "you can both stick your cocks in me!"
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Oh did I mention Jessica that you ARE A DUMB FUCKING WHORE!
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Ok Peanuts,
First of all dont EVER i repeat EVER say those things about me.. just because you have sexual frustrations and a crush on your father doesnt mean that you should let people know it by poking fun at other people on the internet. it is obvious that you have a thing for your Daddy since you keep bringing up that subject..either that or you have a crush on your childhood dog since you name yourself after it.. YOU SICK FREAK.
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Your a dumb fucking whore, and I hope you get acid reflux and die.
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You hope i get acid reflux and die.. WOW that one hurt.. O and the whole whore thing is getting old too.. gotta come up with some new ones..
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Maybe it isint your daddy that you want to fuck, maybe you ar a fucking lesbian, since you seem to have an unhealty infatuation with Jessica Simpson. Thats cool, gay folk are people too, but I dont think she would go for a skanky trick like you.
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I am not a lesbian I just like to fuck my dad and let my sister stick her dick nose in my ass.
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Jessica Simpson sucks balls.
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You are a sick, twisted person..go fuck your dog and your daddy peanuts.. you sicko.. you have a sick mind.. i can picture the type of person youa re.. a fat overgrown freak that has nothing to do but sit on her computer and get off on saying sick things on the internet.. SICKO
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And whats your excuse? You seem to have some time for the net yourself, you stupid bitch.
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"Dont ever, I mean ever say those things about me!" (says Jessica Simpson)
Like what the fuck do you think you can fucking do about it Jessica? Peanuts is right about you. Your a skanky whore, who is stupid for using that retarded name.
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OK..APPARENTLY LALA THINKS SHE IS A TELETUBBY.. YOU FREAK.. YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE IT ALL OVER ME WITH THE NAME.. LLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... YOU PROBABLY HAVE A STUFFED TELETUBBY AND USE IT TO DIDDLE YOURSELF.. SIIIICCCCCCCCCCCO.
AND PEANUTS..YOU ARE JUST ONE STRAAAAAAAAAAAANGEE COOKIE.. BUT I DONT THINK YOU NEED ME TO TELL YOU THAT.. ALLS YOU HAVE ON ME IS I USED THE NAME JESSICA SIMPSON FOR MY MONKIER.AND YOU USED THE NAME PEANUTS.. I MEAN LETS THINK ABOUT THIS FOR AWHILE AND BE MATURE ADULTS AND REALLY SEE WHO THE MORE MATURE ONE OF US IS HERE..
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OK PEANUTS AND LALA YOU ARE BOTH FREAKS. AND LALA YOU ARE TELETUBBY AND PROBABLY LOOK LIKE ONE TOO
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WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..OK PEANUTS, JESSICA SIMPSON.. THE TELETUBBY..YOU ALL NEED TO JUST CHILL ON OUT.. THIS WEB PAGE WAS OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO BE A WEBLOG FOR VIEWERS FELT ABOUT THE ARTICLE AND NICK LACHEY AND JESSICA SIMPSON.. NOT FOR THREE IMMATURE ADULTS TO BE FIGHTING BACK AND FORTH TO SEE WHO CAN THE MOST OBNOXIOUS AND DISGUSTING.. THIS IS JUST CRAAAAAAAAAAZY.. AND JUST GIVE A REST OR THIS WEB PAGE WILL BE PERMANENTLY REMOVED
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION AND COOPERATION IN THIS VERY IMPORTANT MATTER
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Peanuts was just defending herself from Jessica, which you would know had you read all of the posts, Sara. She has a right to do so. I like the name Peanuts! That is cute. VLR
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On the peanuts and jessica simpson fight.. i think that peanuts was way out of line.. i mean she didnt have to say all those sick and disgusting things about her wanting to have sex with her dad... i mean that is just so disrespectful..there are really people out there who are molested and raped and for peanuts to say all those mean and disgusting things.. well i think jessica had a right to retaliate..
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Ah, you two "women" are very sad indeed. I hope you both get help soon before you continue to verbally abuse each other electronically over a frivolous letter written on the internet by who knows who. Arguing over the life of others to which you have no effect on whatsoever. Yes that is productive and useful afterall. You all should be proud. Have a nice day
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Gee its pretty humourous that this "Stacy" poster just happens to have the same email address as this "Jessica Simpson" poster. You are stupid Jessica, but not everyone on here is as dumb as you are. You might remember that next time you decide to post under a different name to defend a post that you used the "Jessica" name on. But I agree with this "stoic" character, you are both quite immature, Peanuts (funny though) too.
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Yes indeed..these two characters sure are freaks and that is so funny that jessica simpson tried to defend herself by using two different names..she sure is silly.. but i have to agree that everyong is ganging up on her.. i feel bad for her.. she only posted her opinion for the article and this peanuts attacked her.. NOT FAIR.. grrrrrrrrrr
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Nice try. Jessica and Stacy also use the double periods after every sentence, and Jessica sure likes the word "freak." Try again, cause your still not fooling anyone.
Anywho, to take this back to topic, I think that they sunk their own marriage when they put it on camera.
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Hey everyone! i am beavis on Crack and I like to sit and play detective with peoples web blogs because i basically have nothing else to do with my time!! can anyone hire me because obviously I need something else to do!!
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oh you are so cute
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Hi Big Mike
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hahahahahah Im BACK bitches. Did ya miss me jessica...I mean Stacy... I mean Lit Like a Tree? You are so fucking stupid. But I agree, this is pretty lame fighting with you everyday like this. I see that you are trying the same shit with CrackheadBeavis just because he doesent agree with you, and he figured out your game. Pretty lame you are.
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Ok
I would like to say something here. I am the original Jessica Simpson that made the first comment to "Peanuts" about a comment she made to a poster "Sara" about how "Peanuts" didnt really voice her opinion on the whole Jessica and Nick thing, but decided to put down "Sara" because she voiced hers. That is the only time I have been to this website, other than today as I have been spending the holidays with my family in the West Coast. When I logged on today to see that someone else has been taking over my Moniker Name and Email address I was shocked and disgusted at the things these people said under MY EMAIL and the things that were said in retaliation to me. I am disgusted and will investigate this to the fullest. SO WHOEVER YOUR ARE YOU BETTER STOP, YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED. Also, whoever else is involved (that would be Peanuts, BevisonCrack, LaLa, Lit Like a Tree, Stacy, ANYONE ELSE) please stop responding. It only makes things worse.
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yawn
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Beavis, are we the only guys that like the "Newlyweds"? And what happened to this Blog Page?
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Timmy, I am a female so I guess YOU are the only guy that watches it. Just kidding, I make my old man watch it with me, in which afterwards he moans about how that was an hour of his life that he will never get back. hahaha
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Hahha thats funny I watch it with my mom. She only lets me watch MTV if she watches it with me!
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LOL, your mom is cool.
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Karen aka Jessica, do you have multiple personalities?
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Karen you have the same email address as the "sara" you spoke about.
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Shut up Karen/Jessica you stupid fuck. Liek u can realy prosecute for that you are so dumb like a prostitute u sick fuck
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This is NUTS
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This is NUTS
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I like how Jessica Simpson is speaking publicly about the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split. Shes acting like she has the secret to a good marriage...(communication is the key) Yeah right Jesscia, yours is on the rocks too, because the tabloids are always right, eventually you too will be getting a divorce, because your a spoiled brat, and your husband hates your dad, plus your sister is a joke, so that is only going to eventually sink your career as well. Also once your big titties bust, you will have NOTHING.
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I am so sick of this jessica simpson girl. How did a moron like her get so famous & land movie roles? I guess you don't call it entertainment for nothing "Glamorizing the Idiots"- with fellow running mates such as, Tara Reid & Paris Hilton) Really! And whats this, she can sing? My ass- someone was smoking some shit to think she can sing or sings like Billie Holiday - the horror! What has the world come to? People, she may hit high notes (screaming) but she ain't no Mariah Carey. And Peter you are dead on, the pain in our ears when she howls-maybe that is why she rolls her eyes. Sweetpea was right, she is trying to summon the dead to help her reach the notes. And that American Music Award performance - Horrible to the point of vomitting!) the rest of her trying to sing, just a dry, scathing noise pollution. It's pathetic to see her live, head bobbing, mouth girating...??? enough said!
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Shes a dumb fucking twat hole, and her sister is totally fucking ugly and talentless.
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:)
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What kinda of dog is Daisy? I think it is so adorable. Does anyone know what knid it is?
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could someone please tell me the name of the dog nick gives to jessica on stage for her birthday .....breed????
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oooooo peanuts where are you???
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Im right here Karen, you twat hole. What do you want? Why cant you be like everyone else and use the same name everytime you post? Because your too chicken shit probably. I hate you too, slut. Just kidding, you are the love of my life.
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O peanuts you are really too kind.. but the name karen just isnt ringing a bell with me honey
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Well whatever you are calling yourself these days, sara...jessica simpson...tiffany...stacy...lit like a tree...big mike...karen... whatever, it doesent matter. All that matters is that you are obviously unhappy with who you are as a person, and I just flat feel sorry for you now. Im so sorry I was so mean to you and all of your multiple personalities. Im sorry I called you fat, and im sorry I called you a cunt a few times. I wasent talking to you when I called you a cunt I was talking to Stacy. And when I called you a skanky bitch, i was talking to Karen. When I said you fuck your father, I was talking to Jessica. Do you think you can round up all the bitches in your head and tell them that I hate them but you are ok? Thanks Peanut hater. I appreciate it 100%
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i dont know if anyone has asked this wuestion yet or not but............. does anyone kow the breed of the dog nick gets for jessica my b-day is coming up and im alowed to get a puppy and i want one like that but im not sure what kind of breed it is??
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why dont you just go to your local dog shelter and get a mutt for free and spare his/her poor life. Why do people think that only purebreed dogs are good companions?
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BTW, its a white maltese, and you can get mutt maltese for free.
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JESSICA AND NICK MAKE A CUTE COUPLE!
THEY ARE INTITLED TO HAVING FIGHTS!
PS
JESUS LOVES YOU
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HAHAHAHA I had to laugh at Jesus Freak...all her blabbering then PS Jesus loves you...wow. Just ironically humorous. A tad strange but she's probably from a strange area of the country, like New York City. My two (and a half) cents: AHHH BLAH TO IT! Why care? Why do you all sit and ponder the lives of these individuals when most likely some of your own marriages are on the rocks? Why don't you go and try to help yourselfs, and then cast the first stone. All I know, is I am watching them and learning what not to do, so a big thanks to Jessica and Nick... you started out good, then the whiny-pouty little girl image got old fast, which is probably what happened with Nick, however the American public tired of it a little sooner than he is, bless him. A word of advice for her: Grow UP. Quit acting so stupid and needy. Get the hell away from your parents and experience life outside of your corporate nest. Start showing Nick and the rest of us that you're a WOMAN (24!) and not a 15 year old girl.
There's no excuse for any man in a serious relationship to get drunk and do "whatever" with other women, including flirt...get the hell down off your high horse and step into reality you miserable sons of bitches or you will burn.
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you guys are all fuckn mother fuckers learn to keep your bloody mouths shut seen?...fuck off u guys are just haters that need lives..PEACE TO ALL THE NIGGER LOVERS OUT THERE:D
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doese any one here now carmen electras email address i realy need if anyone noes it can you reply me please
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I hope that Nick and Jessica can work out their problems of being judged publicly. Jessica, should not make the mistake of losing Nick, he seems to be a great man to have a future and family with. One does have to question PaPa Joe's stange un-natural attraction to his daughter and the control over her life. Jessica needs to grow up and take more control over her life with Nick and Pray, ask God for guidence in her journey of life. I think Jessica should think about having a family.
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jessica and nick truly belong together and if her perents cant exept that then they need to back off if she is truly happy with nick. it makes you wonder how her perents will act when ashlee gets married, seems she is the youngest.
and the bitch that wrote that e-mail wont have her job much longer {mabey she could work with a gossip magize} or mabey shes starting trouble becuase she thinks she has a chance with nick.
from a readers point of view they are happy together but jessica dosent know what to listen to {to much gossip}
well gossip ya later
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