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May 8, 2006

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To those who enjoy a nose for Ashlee Simpson nose news, Egotastic delivers pics of Miss Simpson rocking her fixed face at Florida's SunFest this weekend. We agree she looks better...

...but are a little concerned about her coin slot dryness.

Sorry. Guess our eyes are still used to gravitating down when looking at Ash's face.

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not bad at all. she is kind of cute. still nothing without Jessica, who is nothing without Proactiv :)

Posted by: Paul G at 05/08/06 10:54 AM | Reply
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Ok, I must begrudgingly admit that she looks a lot better.

Posted by: Benazona at 05/08/06 11:24 AM | Reply
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quit rubbing salt in my wounds.

Posted by: ashlee look alike at 05/08/06 12:36 PM | Reply
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Yeah, that's pretty much a fantastic advertisement for plastic surgery.

Posted by: Mark Swiderski at 05/08/06 12:41 PM | Reply
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she should have put some of that big nose into her ass.

::yodels::

Posted by: shakira at 05/08/06 12:45 PM | Reply
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That's a hot ass.

Posted by: Greg at 05/08/06 1:08 PM | Reply
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that ass can produce better sounding things that the other end can.

Posted by: Li at 05/08/06 1:13 PM | Reply
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What ass?

Posted by: N at 05/08/06 1:24 PM | Reply
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Yeah- seriously what ass are you commenting on? Granted, Im not really all that into asses, but I can't notice anything in that picture.

The first pic tho... you can totally tell she wants it in her mouth.

Posted by: Jack at 05/08/06 1:35 PM | Reply
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her pants are falling down because she has no ass to keep them up.

Posted by: liv at 05/08/06 1:38 PM | Reply
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that girl has got no ass at all!

and i liked her nose when it was big... :o(

Posted by: betsy at 05/08/06 2:00 PM | Reply
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it's the belt that's pretty much squeezing together some sort of semblence of an ass.

Posted by: angela at 05/08/06 2:01 PM | Reply
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i agree, the old nose is better. and her hair...is it blonde...or is it creamsicle? phony performers with phony noses....*yawn*

Posted by: booboo at 05/08/06 3:21 PM | Reply
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who cares i'd fuck her

Posted by: foster at 05/08/06 4:05 PM | Reply
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is stereogum taking applications for a new fraternity?
we have a few definitely hetero badasses on this comments page who would be great recruits.

Posted by: midge at 05/08/06 4:18 PM | Reply
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Ass crack alert!

The nose is cute but you guys don't know what an ass look like.

Come to Brazil then you'll see some serious ass going on.

Posted by: Gabi at 05/08/06 4:43 PM | Reply
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I like the new nose.

http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

Posted by: ultra8201 at 05/08/06 5:32 PM | Reply
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I can tell by midge's comment that she wants it in the mouth.

Posted by: Jack at 05/08/06 6:00 PM | Reply
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maybe this makes me a little weird, being a straight guy and all, but... i'm kinda tired of seeing girls' asscracks. in fact, i wouldn't mind returning to the days of yore, when girls jeans actually covered the entire ass in most, if not all, conditions.

Posted by: vinnie at 05/08/06 6:05 PM | Reply
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i agree with the gay guy; less crack, ladies.

Posted by: elton at 05/08/06 6:22 PM | Reply
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Way better than Jessica in every single aspect, but that whole "big girl" thing she's got going within her pop songs is annoying.

http://www.musictimes.com.au

Posted by: Music Times at 05/08/06 8:37 PM | Reply
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Vinne makes a valid point, and you gotta trust the queers when it comes to fashion.

Posted by: Jack at 05/08/06 8:58 PM | Reply
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Would lick her ass crackmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: mexico at 05/08/06 9:02 PM | Reply
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plumbers crack is the new cleavage. get with the program

Posted by: Greg at 05/08/06 10:23 PM | Reply
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Out of curiosity... when was the last time Ashlee Simpson's MUSIC was discussed here or anywhere else? Funny how she and Britney Spears make a living from being supposed SINGERS. Ah, celebrity for the sake of celebrity... God bless America.

Posted by: ErrinF at 05/08/06 10:36 PM | Reply
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What? I cannot believe this creature whose only relation to fame is her relation to her ass-clown sister, what's wrong with us? What about David Blain, now he deserves celebrity, at least he worked his a$$ off for it, get over this female dog's nose. I don't know just me...

Posted by: Felix at 05/09/06 1:01 AM | Reply
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david blaine worked his ass off for his celebrity? you're joking, right? david blaine is completely useless! he performs pointless acts of endurance and claims to be a magician. what bull!

Posted by: butter at 05/09/06 3:54 PM | Reply
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Actually David Blaine has been known to do some street magic but you were obviously not aware of that fact.

Posted by: crazy canuck at 05/09/06 4:37 PM | Reply
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oh whatever. it still bugs me that his celebrity is based on risking his life to perform pointless feats, like being underwater for a week. he got wrinkly. big deal.

Posted by: butter at 05/09/06 4:53 PM | Reply
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At least her nose look good!

Posted by: June at 05/09/06 5:34 PM | Reply
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Her ass looks awesome! She is such a tease - I wanna see more!

Posted by: TRM at 05/11/06 7:00 PM | Reply
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