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August 23, 2005

Olivia Newton-John's Boyfriend Missing

Investigators haven't ruled out foul play. Please contact authorities if you know the whereabouts of this man:



Sort of an old picture. Anyway, be on the lookout.

...

Too mean, eh? I was debating. I may never have an opportunity to post stills from that video ever again, though. Sorry Olivia! We now return to your regularly scheduled Juan Maclean...

Posted at 11:10 AM




26 Comments

Holy shit, I didn't know Artie Lange was in video for "Let's Get Physical."

Posted by: Johnny Loftus at 08/23/05 11:35 AM  | Reply
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isn't that a bit mean? really, this guy is missing. olivia may never get physical with him again.

side note: i want me a pair of tiny green gym shorts.

Posted by: mark at 08/23/05 11:36 AM  | Reply
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that's really really really mean.

Posted by: coney at 08/23/05 11:44 AM  | Reply
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geesh, that must be an old picture because it's been on the new here in l.a. several times and he look n.o.t.h.i.n.g. like that.

on a side note: that video always freaked me out. the floor-to-ceiling tiles always made me feel super claustrophobic.

Posted by: c/l at 08/23/05 11:49 AM  | Reply
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Poor Olivia she seem so hopeless devoted to him.

Posted by: Gabi at 08/23/05 12:16 PM  | Reply
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How I adored Ms. Newton-John in the short-haired "Let's Get Physical" days. Wow, that was a helluva long time ago.

Posted by: Paulie at 08/23/05 12:19 PM  | Reply
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Olivia Newton-John has a BOYfriend?!

Go figure

Posted by: Doubtful at 08/23/05 12:22 PM  | Reply
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She "dumped" him. Lets just look the other way and watch Grease.

Posted by: calliwell at 08/23/05 1:22 PM  | Reply
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yeah, that's too mean. but you should always go for it. i mean, your site hosts comments from people who for some reason call lindsay lohan a cunt, so might as well please the sad, lonely masses.

Posted by: whodatdawgyotrueword? at 08/23/05 1:35 PM  | Reply
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Gummer watch out for the serious mean police!

Posted by: Yale Bloor at 08/23/05 4:23 PM  | Reply
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i stick by my statement that it was mean. but i do agree that lindsay lohan is a cunt.

Posted by: mark at 08/23/05 5:49 PM  | Reply
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oh man. people that get offended by this kinda stuff are sad and lonely. just like bored 'feminists' who cant stand the words like cunt but im sure would be pretty quick to call someone a dick. l lohans's a DICK - agreed? damn chickflickers. your in the wrong place.

Posted by: yolaywho at 08/23/05 11:04 PM  | Reply
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we already had a thread about lindsay lohan bein a cunt..

Posted by: baby monty at 08/23/05 11:10 PM  | Reply
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Dear yolaywho,

I would call you "retarded", but as I am closely affiliated with retarded people and enjoy such movies as The Other Sister and I Am Sam, I will instead call you a "jackass".

Sincerely,
nonmerci

Posted by: nonmerci at 08/24/05 12:57 AM  | Reply
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LMAO = )

Posted by: Gabi at 08/24/05 8:43 AM  | Reply
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your mini lohan crusade on an indie music blog is just... i am sam is a steaming weepy pile of turd gabi, who obviously just keeps changing her name. that you took a comment about make trade fairs new giggle-a-second ambassador to heart and now your complaining about stereogums get physical pics just makes me wanna restate my observation that LL, now im adding - 'and her legally blond army' - illuminate what bein a cunty cunt is really all about. thanks for makin it so clear.

Posted by: yolaywho at 08/24/05 9:31 AM  | Reply
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gabi, whotdatudiaadsfgds, whatever

Posted by: yolaywho at 08/24/05 9:34 AM  | Reply
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Maybe a dingo ate him.

Posted by: CannotTrust Dingoes at 08/24/05 11:46 AM  | Reply
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I don't know WTH are you talking about i just had a little laughter, and i never write nothing att all about you so back off!

Posted by: Gabi at 08/24/05 12:07 PM  | Reply
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You tell 'em Gaby!!

Posted by: . . . . at 08/24/05 6:06 PM  | Reply
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lets not get into name-calling '.....' - her name is gabI, get it right.

Posted by: yolaywho at 08/25/05 6:45 AM  | Reply
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LOL!

Posted by: Gabi at 08/25/05 8:30 AM  | Reply
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it's really cool and clever to make fun of a missing man. hahaha that guy's fat! RAD!

Posted by: hilarious hipster at 08/25/05 10:30 AM  | Reply
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I would have thought she could do better than that guy.

Posted by: boyfriend at 09/13/05 4:19 PM  | Reply
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How insensitive some people can really be. Put yourself in the place of someone who has lost a loved one. How would you feel. Making a joke out of something as serious as this is the lowest of the low! The pictures above are not connected with olivia's boyfriend, thats the physical video. To the people that posted negative comments...get a life and grow up or get back to school!!

Posted by: Jack at 09/18/05 9:14 AM  | Reply
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Oh Jesus! Cmon, wimp! Stop with the put yourself in their shoes bullshit, this is a joke!

Posted by: Crafty Fart at 09/28/05 8:29 PM  | Reply
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