'One Word' From Kelly Osbourne
It's hard not to root for someone who has Ozzy Osbourne for a dad.
Kelly's sophomore CD Bat Out Of Rehab Too (not the real title) was written and produced by Swedish robots and the chick from 4 Non Blondes. You may have read how Epic unloaded her after Shut Up; Kelly's now on label du jour Sanctuary.
Watch the brand new "One Word" video here (Sorry, no more linky -ed.) and marvel at the most slimming FX since "Promise Of A New Day." The clip was inspired by Alphaville (the Godard film, not the synthpop band).

Of that RS (Rock Spawn) shoot Kelly admits: "I really don't mean to sound like an idiot but a lot of them I just don't know." Fair enough. After the jump: a cheat sheet for when Harper & James text you, and some Alphaville.
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Alphaville - "Big In Japan" (MP3)
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Can you imagine if Garfunkel, and Kelly O. mated? Would that even be legal?
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Funny. hah.
Man, I want a Marshall like bad now.
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Wow! That was much better than I expected. Actually, it was not bad at all.
How did they make her look so thin? Or has she been looking thin recently? I don't pay that much attention to her.
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she wears corsets now, instead of just going on a diet.
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Not a very good looking lot, the ones with the gold spoons in their mouths.
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Supposedly, she's actually lost a bit of weight & is getting more fit. But like Nancy Wilson in those Heart videos from the 1980's, I'll need to see more than "from the neck up". No offense to Ms. Wilson intended; Heart's worst song is way better than Kelly Osbourne's best song.
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I agree about needing to see more than the neck up. But still, her face is half the size it used to be! And yeah, heart's worst song is better than KO's best . . . however, this song is much better than her shrieking pappa don't preach.
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well I am glad she stopped ripping off glam punk and just instead decided ripped off LADYTRON.
But the video/song definitely was a lot better then I expected.
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Sounds like Kelly has switched to a style of music that better suits her modest singing abilities. Kylie Minogue, Annie, et al. don't have the strongest voices, but have built solid careers for themselves.
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I really enjoyed the video, i am glad she is doing this synth stuff, instead of "punk" rock
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Great song!!
I think what we have going on here is some taping-- wherein a person's face is literally taped back to give cheekbones and hair covers up the taping. Combined with makeup and lighting can give really dramatic results. examples: Madonna on the Die Another Day single, and Tori Amos in the Strange Little Girls photos.
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Aaaw, somebody airbrushed a few of Kelly Osbourne's chins off! Our little girl is growing up!
Two random observations about celebri-spawn:
1) Alexa Joel is surprisingly hot, considering where half her genetic material came from.
2) most of those kids look like major, major dickheads.
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is Kelly O still dating that guy from the Transplants? i used to know him "back in the day"
(wow did i just name drop someone who's name i dont remember?)
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and wait ... Kelly O has seen Alphaville? but never heard of Simon & Garfunkel? or Otis Redding?
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Wow, just today someone asked me what the most embarassing album I owned was and I totally forgot about my Alphaville album. I was really into them in 1990.
So much so that the sentence above should have albums instead of album.
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Holy Crap! Could Art Garfunkel's kid look MORE like him??? Poor guy....
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zippy, if Alphaville is the most embarassing album you own, your music collection needs some serious work. In addition to Right Said Fred (blush!), I own Chicago's greatest hits AND REO Speedwagon's greatest hits. Now THAT is embarassing! Needless to say, I am pretty proud to own Alphaville.
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That is some fro.
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yeah? i once told my mum that it was 'the worst christmas EVERRRR' because she didn't buy me the hanson christmas cd.
i hope rs do this again in like 30 years time. so we can see what baby britkev looks like.
call me stupid, or kelly osbourne, but who's "robertson"?
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Dayum Ben Taylor is HOT!
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i'll out-embarrass you all: in 1988, i bought the cassette by TIMES TWO, a synthy-pop duo (one of the guys was actually named 'johnny dollar'). they wore suspenders and little round hats and everything, they had one minor hit ('strange but true'). whenever i start to feel 'too cool,' i just pull that one out for a serious reality check...
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Is it Robbie Robertson's kid?
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Sean looks concurrently like John and Yoko. I can't stop staring. Squick.
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I agree Kelly a little late there with the synth pop. But much better than her other crap. Sounds like Kelly discoverd "Liquid Sky" or something. The songs got a cool beat, def a hit out in Europe. I think her next song should be a cover of the Liquid sky song that ADULT coverd"Me and my rythm box" . Come on I could see that "so what".
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i'm guessing that someone had a talk with her,because she was on with Pete Tong on Radio 1 in Miami. go to www.bbc.co.uk/radio1 and then the links to Tong.
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i love rufus wainwright's pose in the picture. "can we hurry up and do this so i don't have to sit here with all these no-name fucks? i've got some bloody talent for crissakes!"
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Yeah, they are some weird looking people. Chris Stills looks like someone that used to beat me up in high school. Then again, I looked like James Garfunkel, so I probably deserved it.
Sean Lennon looks exactly like both his mother and father, but is nowhere as attractive as either of them.
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Every time I see Sean, I wonder what Julian Lennon must be up to these days.
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Who is Aisha Morris the daughter of?
Keith Richards' daughters both have a bad case of bitchface.
James Garfunkel is so the Brian Krakow of that lot.
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According to Howard Stern, Julian Lennon is busy with his job at McDonalds.
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do you know the actual name of the song where adult.'s nicola says "me and my rythm box" i've been trying to figure it out for months and cant find it!! i want to know. i knew i had heard it before and then thought i was making it up cause i cant figure it out. thanks.
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I know this is not the topic, but... it's music anyway:
http://www.audiodregs.com/beck/totalmix.html
Latest Beck's flash video. What do you think? I don't dig it, definitely.
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yeah, if it had been the talented offspring of rock legends, julian lennon would've been there. his "photograph smile" album was awesome. what's he been up to lately?
jen w--the richards daughters definitely have a bad case of bitchface.
remember when liv tyler and stella mccartney wore those teeshirts saying "rock royalty?"
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Wow. Judging from this photo, surly and petulant seem to be the prevailing attitudes amongst the privileged few. Here's a tip - want something to be pissed off about? Get a job.
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aw it's kinda weird Rufus is there cause these are all rock star kids who are just rock star kids and haven't done anything in their own right except kelly (i guess but i think she just hires ppl to make her image and music and probly has no ideas of her own?) and Rufus is such a genuine talent, far and above being a rock star kid ..but i don't really know Louden Wainwright's music.
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oops i see this has been said better above by vinnie
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i loves me some rufus.
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the downeaster alexa is pretty hot, I think. now I don't have to buy the magazine, thanks.
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how come no one has noticed or said that this is a complete rip off of visage fade to grey, check it out.
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Jen W:
Aisha Morris is Stevie Wonder's daughter.
Stevie Wonder = Steveland Morris.
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I thought that it did convey a very interesting idea but the story was slightly confusing. In the end she just leaves without anything. ??????
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Yeah, it's a total rip off of Visage's Fade to Gray. That's the first thought that entered my mind when I first heard this song too.
http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/music/artist/card/0,,506082,00.html
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KELLY OSBOURNE IS SHIT. SILVER SPOON SLUT
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She reallt looks so A Crazy Drop-Dead Gorgeous Girl And With This Unique Beat. It is really pretty cool song so far I have ever heard of from her ...!!!
It is really amazing to think of her before on MTV Shows with Family and Now on this awesome video. She is a sort of a woman now...
Hope it will be a hit even better off inclusive than "Shut Up".
I do like her new look and song as this is, "One Word." She rocks now ...
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Thank you, Carla. I am not a Kelly Osbourne fan, but I am a longtime fan of Visage, and the first time I ever heard "One Word", I thought someone had done a cover of "Fade to Grey." Then I realized otherwise. I truly hope that the guys from Visage claim some royalties on this, as it is definately their song that has been used.
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All ya'll need to stop hatin cuz Kelly Osbourne is the SHIT and ya'll know it!! Some people have nothing better to do with their lives than to try to belittle others, put them down and try to make them feel bad because of their own insecurities!! I love kelly, and all those who disagree can lick balls and go kick rocks!!!!
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is anyone else wondering if billy joel's daughter is older than his current wife?
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funny that someone above said rufus wainwright is the only one of the bunch who does anything musically.. i've actually seen sean lennon and rufus wainwright performing together on television.
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whatever...kelly...sux:) horible voice...
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Kelly's new album is great! One word has done very well(#1 dance chart in more than a few countries) and she has several songs on the album as potential singles. I expect she'll have a few hits off of this album.
As for the cracks about her weight. She actually is just very short and rounded. Lots of curves. And she is thinner in the face because when you abuse perscription drugs many of them cause you to become constipated, bloated, and ultimately toxic causing liver and kidney problems.
Thank God this CHILD (remember you are talking about a very young person) has recovered from her illness. Let's hope a negative self image won't get pounded into her head by all the flack from insensitive media and people.
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One Word is exactly a note by note VISAGE - FADE TO GRAY ripoff !
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Julian Lennon's IMAGE AND NAME should have been featured in this article as well! I have been a fan of his since the late 1980s.He is immensly talented with or without his name. "Photograph Smile" is a beautiful album. Many people would be very impressed if they heard it randomly without knowing or seeng Lennon's name is on it. I hope he continues to write music wherever he is and that he'll send us some soon. It 's been a while.
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could u guys describe more about kelly OSBOURNE? I want to know who is she?
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helloo hoe are you kelly
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It says that Kelly Osbourne is to be dating Danny Jones from mcfly ..i really don't like her at all shes not pretty and her voice..well what voice..she cant sing... she shouldn't even be famous.. shes just the big thing becasue of her dad...
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Kelly Osbourne is so overrated...her dad is the only thing that makes her famous, i mean she cant sing, so what exactly is she good at? Its like Paris Hilton...the only reason why shes famous is because her dad owns the Hilton Hotels...we need some real talent in this world...and Kelly Osbourne doesnt help and if she is dating Danny Jones...he can do alot better then her. I mean hes hot and he CAN sing, nothing like Kelly Osbourne...where is all the talent gone?
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Just letting you guys know, as the Visage ripoff was mentioned here, I was just emailed by Billy Currie (Ultravox, Visage) and Linda Perry has agreed to pay him, Christopher Payne and Midge Ure 100% of the profits from "One Word". I'm so damn happy for the guys! :D
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i cant believe danny's going out with keely osbourne hes gorgeous and i love him lol how could he go out with her they're so mis-matched argh!
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Well she is better than Britney at least. She has turned a new sound in the female kingdom.
We didn't saw someone coming up with electronic emphasis. The video is I think is the best one I ever saw.
Saad D
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I HATE KELLY YEA I DONT CARE IF SHE READ IT ANY WAY LOOK I THINK SHE IS FAT TRYIN TO LOOK THIN IN A MILLION YEARS SOO HEAR IS MY ONE WORD FOR YOU KELL YOU'RE UGLY AND DONT BELONG TO DANNY
got it read then beat it
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WHY DOES KELLY THINK SHE CAN GET DANNY JONES?????
1. HE CAN DO WAAAAY BETTER THAN HER
2. HE'S FIT
3. SHE'S FAT
4. SHE CANT SING
5. SHE'S JUST PLAIN UGLY
LEAAAVE DAAANNNY ALLOOONNE
OK?
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All u lot can fuck off & leave kelly alone!
it's thanks too people like u lot that she turned to drugs to block out the bullying arseholes in this world, none of u know her so don't judge her. she is who she is.
on a side note: that danny from mcfly is a talentless scrawny wanker who makes shit songs,
what sort of fucking idiots listen to there crap music???
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Like omga! James Garfunkel is like my bff and hes awesome i dont rele kno the other ppll but im sure they r spoiled rich bitches...although umm Sean Lennon is amazingly beautiful...he looks like his dad and yoko combineddd! I keeeeppp staring!
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thank so much Jen W! I thought I was the only one... the minute I saw the picture I thought of Brian Krakow... he actually looks like a nice guy...
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Aisha Morris is the daughter of Stevie Wonder. (also "known as" Stevland Hardaway Morris).
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Aisha Morris is the daughter of Stevie Wonder. (also "known as" Stevland Hardaway Morris).
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We know Steve wonder is Aisha Morros' father, but who is her mother? Whoever she is, he must not have been married to her because the only ex you hear about is Syreeta. If anyone knows please let me know.
Trista
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Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.
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Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.
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Syreeta is Aisha Morris' mother.
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Aisha Morris is Yolanda & Stevie Wonder child.
Stevie never married Yolanda but had at least two kid with her. They had Aisha & Keitha. Aisha's claim to fame is she could be hear on Stevie Wonder Album Songs in the Key of Life as a infant; She is the one crying on Isn't She Lovely. Aisha also sang with Stevie on his new CD call A time for love. They have a beautiful song together call "How will I Know"
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Aisha Morris went to the same college as myself. She was a loner most of the time and a hott head. I recall her fighting/arguing with lots of other girls on campus. She was very popular with the men. Stevie used to come pick her up on the weekends in a white stretch limo. Celebrity kids are a trip! On a positive note, she sings well.
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what college did you attend? did you know what her major was? Did she graduate?? or is she going to ride dad tails....it really doesn't matter all celebrity kids are... more power to her!!!
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It was an HBCU- Fisk Univ. From what I know, she didn't graduate but transfered elsewhere. I cannot remember her major but we had some of the same classes. She would show up late to class or not at all. Definitely not the bookworm type. She's on tour, singing with her dad these days.
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