Osama Hearts Whitney
If you thought you heard all the crazy Whitney Houston stories, check out today's NY Post:
Osama bin Laden has more on his mind than just the destruction of the United States - the world's most wanted terrorist is obsessed with Whitney Houston, so much so that he's even mulled a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown.
Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden's sex slave, writes in her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, which is excerpted in the September Harper's: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."Boof - who wrote for the soap opera "The Days of Our Lives" until she was axed last month - continues, "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."
Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."
But bin Laden's murderous side also emerged in his fantasies about the pop superstar.
"[He would say] how beautiful she is," Boof claims, "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens' husbands killed.Someone sounds a little jealous!"In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name," Boof writes.
Now we know why they called Monsieur bin Laden the Serge Gainsbourg of Al Qaeda. But killing Bobby Brown is whack! He helps her go boo boo, you know.
Posted at 10:18 AM
Tags: Whitney Houston
Who knew Osama was gay? I'm glad to have such a powerful man on my team.
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Who knew Osama was gay? I'm glad to have such a powerful man on my team.
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think of all the crack whitney could buy with Osama's money.
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isn't Whitney a jew
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kola boof nude
http://www.kolaboof.com/feast.htm
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Osama just wants to dance with somebody who loves him.
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Did this chick use a strap-on on Alec Baldwin?
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Well 9/11 sure wasn't the quickest way to her heart!. Silly Osama!
Wah-wahhhhhhh
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hahahaha. funny idea but something tells me they're lying to get in the NY post.
just like how we all say only honest things about ex-lovers, right?
Osama's probably in a cave reading the NY Post going "...this bitch is crazy!"
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i think it's cute =)
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But how does he know if she really loves him? I mean he tries to call but he's too shy-can't speak.
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He changed his mind when he heard he would have to dig hard crap out of her crack monkey ass.
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