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April 12, 2006

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People reports that child welfare officials visited the Federlines over the weekend, stemming from an incident in which Sean Preston was dropped (by nanny, not Britney) from a high chair April 1. After the fall, doctors said the six-month-old would be fine. But six days later, Brit and Kev remained unconvinced and brought their infant son to the emergency room again. Doctors said he was still fine.

Following the ordeal, momma Spears placed Sean in her lap, buckled her seatbelt, and gave the tot some barbed wire to play with on the drive home to catch 8th & Ocean.

And that nanny is so fired.

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even tho i'm not a huge brit brit supporter, i wouldn't wish a dropped baby on anyone

her latest single "drop my baby one more time"

sorry

Posted by: booboo at 04/12/06 10:11 AM  | Reply
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Do the roots, Brit!

Posted by: Bribo at 04/12/06 10:30 AM  | Reply
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um, why is stalking celebrities cool, again? if you want to persecute someone the way we were all persecuted by korn/britney/cristina/fred durst, stalk record execs.

seriously, being new parents is hard enough without gawker paying nannies to drop your children.

Posted by: jami at 04/12/06 11:07 AM  | Reply
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I still think, from People's mag pictures. Britney abort her second pregnancy.

So much for the monument of life and all.

Posted by: Tina at 04/12/06 11:17 AM  | Reply
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Those things can happen to any parent.

I kind of feel sorry for Britney even though i don't like her is so harsh being under the microscope.

Posted by: Gabi at 04/12/06 2:43 PM  | Reply
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She put the baby on her lap in the front seat?

stupid woman

Posted by: ?Stevn at 04/12/06 3:41 PM  | Reply
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god what a horrible parent...the kids going to die one of these days

Posted by: john at 04/12/06 3:42 PM  | Reply
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That was dumb news.

Posted by: Van at 04/12/06 4:20 PM  | Reply
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Oh man, what an awesome April Fools prank! I bet that stupid baby never saw it coming.

Posted by: Rip Tatermen at 04/12/06 6:09 PM  | Reply
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don't you mean "that nanny is so fired, Y'ALL?"

Posted by: monocud at 04/12/06 11:36 PM  | Reply
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Somebody take that kid away from her!!

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Posted by: ultra8201 at 04/14/06 1:44 AM  | Reply
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