Paris Hilton's Box, Courtney Love's Vagina
Last night we went out for Evan's birthday. Evan's a "lawyer" and doesn't have time to write a blog, but insists that if he did have one, it would be the BEST. What would he write about? "Interesting things. It would be WELL-ROUNDED," says Evan.
Here at Stereogum, we don't care about well-rounded. Unless it's Paris Hilton's ass.
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Money shot! Paris may be a whore in Sweden, but she's still America's sweetheart.
Also congrats to Kevan who's got his third crossword puzzle published in the NY Times today. Even I should be able to solve this one because it's "Tuesday level." We'll see about that. Kevan says a good way to get a puzzle published in the Times is to theme it around a celebrity who you think will die soon. Then Will Shortz runs it right after they drop dead. He's working on a Courtney Love one as we speak. Here's an update on her vagina malfunction
Posted at 8:32 AM
it's amazing how such a skinny-assed rich girl can get so much media play. but i think her butt is more droopy than rounded? btw, i love stereogum its the first site i visit everyday, second is my sucky blog!
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What's up with her hair in that first photo? Did she get a pre-box-lifting-post-getting-out-of-the-car blowdry?
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Those glasses, oh god those glasses... they make me want to shoot myself.
I think she got butt implants, her butt looks too round to be natural considering her frame is so small. Or maybe he's just blessed with a nice ass..
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the part of her hair that is flying up is her REAL hair, the pigtails are extensions. she has talked about her extensions and how they ruin her regular hair. they hotglue the extensions to the underpart of her hair which makes it all broken. courtney love had extensions that totally messed up her hair and now she looks like, well, you know how she looks.
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supposedly paris got her boyfriend nick's name tattooed oh her butt. i guess that's what you can see in the third picture? she definetly isn't wearing panties ...
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I don't understand why so many celebs use the glue extension technique...braiding/threads work so much better, and are SO much less damaging.
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She's actually lifting a box by herself w/o anyone doing it for her??
I guess the Simple Life paid off in more ways than one.
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Duh! She IS wearing underwear! And anyway, did noone tell her to lift with her legs, not with her back. She'll do herself an injury!
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If you think that PH has a well-rounded ass, you have a sad perception of what one is... if you've ever seen her in the flesh (and that, pardon the pun, is being generous, btw), the girl is a friend of ana.
And nice for the Swede to break it down to the nitty-gritty... the girl is a loser who's protected by her parents' last name and exploitative money.
I always knew I liked Sweden.
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Well rounded???How about almost non-existent! Paris does not have an ass she has a back with a crack and that is it! Her ass is the worst one I have ever seen! Well rounded...ha ha ha!
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> Well rounded???How about almost non-existent!
Ha ... OK, you got me. Bad ass. It's hard to make puns in the morning though.
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wait, courtney love ISN'T dead yet? damn.
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It's okay Scott. BTW I LOVE,LOVE,LOVE the site. I try to stay away so I won't get fired from my job but I can't help but sneak back in! Keep up the good work!!
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If she hadn't of tightened her ass so much then her ass would be droopier instead of rounded.
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these photos prove that she is definitley a fifty-yard-fox. close up shots prove that she's going to fall apart (if without the aid of staples and hot glue) with age.
i like her sunglasses. seriously.
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that is great! never heard "fifty-yard fox" before... will definitely have to use that in my search for the perfect rock god!
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Courtney Love is like Keith Richards, forever undead.
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look at the roboto in the last picture! she should have been casted in the stepford wives.
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Paris Hilton is one of the hottest women of this decade!
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christ almighty, who gives a shit about paris hilton's ass?
how fucking vapid and mean-spirited have you people become?!
yeah, i visit this site somewhat regularly, for fun/pointless entertainment, but some of the comments here make me truly fear for the goodness and integrity of humankind. (translation: they make me want to kill people.)
it's like this shit is ALL SOME OF YOU THINK ABOUT. there's more to life than debating paris hilton's hotness and droopy vs. rounded ass.
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Ah, cheeky. I find your comment regarding people who post here to be quite humorous. Perhaps if you took a moment or two out of your day to be really serious about something as inane as Paris Hilton lifting a box, you might be able to avoid those thoughts of wanting to kill people... But it really does take all kinds so if you prefer to walk around all upset, more power to ya.
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Does anyone still have a working *free* link to her home movie? Please post... THX :)
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She is hot and she likes to party so what? I bet half you girls say'in shit just wish you got half the attention from guys as she does so get over it and get a fucking life, god damn...
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The only reason you people talk shit on paris is that you are tring to make your self look higher SHE MUST BE DOING SOMTHING RIGHT SHES ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN THE WORLD! LETS JUST PUT A PIC OF YOU PEOPLE UP THEIR AND SIT AND JUDGE HOW FAT AND POOR YOUR SORRY ASS IS!
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K the only thing i can say is shes cool, so all u people dissing her can shut up
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I love her sunglasses, the girl is awesome, the girl prolly has more money than jessica simpson, but barely complains. Its a relief not to hear ewe from a rich girl all the time...I LOVE NICOLE RICHIE :)
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Yea who cares about her ass look at my ass!
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Yea who cares about her ass look at my ass!
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I think Paris Hilton is really pretty....and she seems really nice....but she had no butt whatsoever....u'd think with all that money she'd have a better shape than that! But I like her though.
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Paris Hilton is such a skank, slut, whore, prostitute and everything else that i don't like. Nick Carter is crazy for dating her @ all. I wish that he would erase the tattoo of her name and make her get rid of the tattoo on her butt for Nick.
WHAT A HUGE SKANK. THAT IS WHAT SHE IS. IF YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY THEN MEGABYTE ME.
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>>>"I love her sunglasses, the girl is awesome, the girl prolly has more money than jessica simpson, but barely complains. Its a relief not to hear ewe from a rich girl all the time...<<<
are you kidding me? did you watch even just one episode of the simple life? all she did was complain and made the families she stayed with feel lesser than her. she treated those families like dirt and took advantage of that poor horse ranch guy when she made him spend over $100 for stupid useless stuff to make her 'feel better' when she fell off that horse. she told the media that she had been riding horses her whole life...uhhh yea riiiight.
in short...worst actress ever, worst butt ever, worst singer ever, worst writer ever, i'd rather see britney in concert than ever have to see another stupid thing on t.v. about paris...and i hate both of them.
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ass?
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She never had an ass...Where did it come from in that pic? But honestly she doesnt need to have an ass, she's still hot.
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She never had an ass...Where did it come from in that pic? But honestly she doesnt need to have an ass, she's still hot.
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I don't care whatr all of you say, Paris Hilton is one of the best looking people in Hollywood and when people put her down it just means there jelous she's like perfect not liek all you other fat asses out there
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I don't care what all of you say, Paris Hilton is one of the best looking people in Hollywood and when people put her down it just means there jelous she's like perfect not like all you other fat asses out there
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For those Paris Hilton haters, I have something to say;
I'm her close cousin, and she's not as self-centered as you people make her out to be. She used to babysit me a lot when I was younger, and now she's one of my favorite shopping partners. She is always there to help me if I have any problems, all I have to do is call her, and if she can't talk, we meet for lunch. She has always squeezed me into her tight schedule, and during both simple lifes shes called me to tell me how she is doing and what her and Nicole had been up too.
So basically all I have to say, is get to know the REAL Paris(I doubt any of you have met in her in person) before you ridicule her.
And oh yes, I have to agree, she has no ass, and she knows it.
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Hey! It's a good website.
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you people r so jealous, who cares if she doesnt have an ass she has a gorgeous face, ya so she has money and u dont and ur jealous damn u's r so unhappy with ur lives u have to make some1 elses life bad. gosh, cant u get a serious life. she is amazing shes hott and knows how to dress i lov paris hilton just kauz ur stank ass's cud never get nick dont mean u have to tell her what to do and them sunglasses r hott ur just mad kauz u cant afford them u fake ass wanna be brittaney spears bitches, and shes not a bitch she tells it how it is. * one more thing shes far from a slut! just kauz u dirty bitches r'ent like her * DONT HATE *
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I <3 PARIS HILTON!!!!
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I didn't used to like Paris Hilton because I heard she was a porn star...little did I know when I started reading about it that it was a tape she made with her boyfriend (as in the pamela one) The more I read about her, the more I liked her. She is absolutely beautiful and like me, really doesn't have much of an ass on her (who cares?)
She sets a positive example for women because she is dead set against breast implants. She is sexy with what she has anyway!
I don't see how people can judge her without knowing her unless they are just jealous. It's funny because I can relate to that also. People think because I am a bottle blonde, fake tan, fake eye color, and very beautiful, that I am a bitch and don't want to get to know me (btw, her real eye color is dark brown) I can only imagine what people would think of me if I was born into money?
Anyway, my point is that you don't know her personally so you can't honestly judge her based on her looks and the crap the tabloids write.
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You'r really hott
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Its not that great......
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Paris Hilton has a damn nice ass and i would give anything for such a hot ass
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I want Paris Hilton's vagina!!
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i want to fuck paris hilton.her asssss
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So I said to my girlfriend" Don't you worry about my penis-it can stand up for itself".
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