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May 9, 2005

Paula Anka Ruins The Songs Of Our Youth

Former teen idol (ask grandma) Paul Anka has recorded a new covers album Rock Swings. Check the tracklist:

1. It's My Life (Bon Jovi)
2. True (Spandau Ballet)
3. Eye Of The Tiger (Survivor)
4. Everybody Hurts (REM)
5. Blackhole Sun (Soundgarden)
6. Wonderwall (Oasis)
7. It's A Sin (Pet Shop Boys)
8. Jump (Van Halen)
9. Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)
10. Hello (Lionel Richie)
11. Lovecats (The Cure)
12. The Way You Make Me Feel (Michael Jackson)
13. Tears In Heaven (Eric Clapton)
And ... they're all swing arrangements.
"Sonically amazing, musically impeccable, vocally superb, this album swings hard from start to finish. Crank it loud on a great stereo. Crank it loud in your car with the windows open and the top down. This is fun music, this is music to drink cocktail to, this is a seriously fun album to have in your collection."
Blurb via Verve. Or Jennifer Garner.

Thanks reader Marc C. for the heads up! You KNOW I'll share some MP3s when this shit surfaces. It's already hit #1 on Amazon.com Germany.

Posted at 3:39 PM




29 Comments

I think this was the cd that Bennifer2 used when they concived their child.

Posted by: Grimmone at 05/09/05 4:03 PM | Reply
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I know this will sound like nebbish nerdy irony, but I really REALLY want to hear Neil Diamond cover Interpol's "NYC". That's such a crooner song and I always think of Diamond when that dude goes "Turrrn on the brriiight lights"

Posted by: Welfurr at 05/09/05 4:48 PM | Reply
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Welfurr, I would pay GOOD money to hear that!

Viva Neil!

Posted by: mandy at 05/09/05 5:04 PM | Reply
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available at http://www.mp3search.ru/ for 10 cents a track.

Posted by: richard43 at 05/09/05 6:12 PM | Reply
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Sign of the apocalypse: someone finally ripped off Pat Boone. For those who are lucky enough to have forgotten this nonsense:

http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/9325/patmetal.html

Posted by: yancy at 05/09/05 6:43 PM | Reply
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Umm, Paul Anka wrote one of my all time favorite songs. A great '70's love song, "(You're) Having My Baby". The best lines:

Didn't have to keep it
wouldn't put you through it.
You could have swept it [your unborn child] from your life
But you wouldn't do it
no
you wouldn't do it.
And you're having my baby.

Only a man who can write those words can make "Tears In Heaven" swing.

Posted by: jane at 05/09/05 6:44 PM | Reply
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this reminds me of a tape that this lame-ass motivational speaker played when he spoke at my highschool once. it had swing versions of 'enter sandman', 'creep' and 'wannabe'... it was absolutely terrible.

Posted by: rosie at 05/09/05 7:07 PM | Reply
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It's a whole new season of Punk'd.

Bennifer punk'd Jennifer Garner and got her preggo...

Tom Cruise punk'd Katie Holmes and gave her lip herpes...

Much too hot for Ashton Koocher!

Posted by: chris at 05/09/05 7:15 PM | Reply
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releasing a swing album that covers Oasis and Soundgarden in 2005 is like releasing an electro album that covers the Killers and Franz Ferdinand in 2015.

Posted by: adam kinesis at 05/09/05 9:40 PM | Reply
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Man...didn't Dick Cheese already do this?

Posted by: MRBenning at 05/09/05 9:49 PM | Reply
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The idea of Johnny Cash doing things like this was alright to me, but somehow Paul Anka swinging through "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is not.

Posted by: ruxquiero at 05/09/05 10:37 PM | Reply
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Ruxquiero, I couldn't agree more!

Posted by: pam at 05/10/05 1:49 AM | Reply
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he's jason bateman's father in law, you know. what a weird little world.

Posted by: alinea at 05/10/05 2:00 AM | Reply
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is it paul or paula anka?

is there a paula anka?

.s.

Posted by: sara at 05/10/05 3:00 AM | Reply
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If these are songs that define anyone's youth, I feel very, very sorry for them.

On a lighter note, the wildly overrated "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is finally put in its proper context as a mass-marketed pop commodity (cue outraged squeaking and beeping from "disenfranchised" twenty- and thirty-somethings).

Posted by: KJB at 05/10/05 8:26 AM | Reply
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Sure, I'll take the bait, but no squeaks and beeps here. It's easy to view Smells Like Teen Spirit as contrived pap NOW. At the time it came out (1992) it was VERY real and it rocked as hard as metal, but was alternrock through and through.

I bought the SLTS single a month or so before Nevermind was released - I already owned Bleach and much of the other "must own" Seattle stuff but just wasn't getting it. The Smells like teen spirit single knocked me on my ass. It was a very powerful song - its hard to picture it 13 years later, but truly - it rocked VERY hard at the time.

Posted by: Pwarf Goldenstein at 05/10/05 9:18 AM | Reply
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wonderwall? in swing form? thats playing turning a kiss song into a polka or an elvis song into smooth jazz. it should not be done.

Posted by: beka at 05/10/05 9:56 AM | Reply
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That comment really wasn't worth the response you expected.... your condescending attitude sounds more like a personal problem to me.

Posted by: whatever at 05/10/05 10:34 AM | Reply
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Actually, Pwarf, my comment about Nirvana WAS in regard to when it was originally released.
I appreciate that for you (and for many others) it was a breath of fresh air. My point (ill-expressed as it may have been) was that SLTS was chosen, recorded, mixed, RE-mixed, packaged, and marketed by label execs to have EXACTLY that impact - in much the same way as any other pop record. Speaking as someone who began purchasing records in 1975, my grasp of the history of the punk/hardcore movement (that Nirvana were originally a part of) is necessarily more wide-ranging than that of younger music fans. There were dozens of bands, and hundreds of songs, that were easily the equal of Nirvana and their output; however, they aren't remembered chiefly because they didn't have the push that Geffen (and outlets such as MTV) were able to provide Nirvana. I wasn't necessarily denigrating the band or the song, just attempting to provide some context (admittedly, in kind of a wiseass manner).

Posted by: KJB at 05/10/05 11:29 AM | Reply
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Oh that's right he did do "Your Having my baby", how can I forget that one. With the woman in the chours signing "I'm a woman in love and I love what its doing to me!" I wonder if Assleck sang that to Jennifer2.

He also wrote or wrote the english lyrics to "My Way" I can remember him saying in an interview that he liked Sid Vicous's version of the song the best.

Posted by: Grimmone at 05/10/05 11:42 AM | Reply
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Yeah, I knew about him being Jason Bateman's father-in-Law too. Wierd. I hope 'Arrested Development' gets renewed. . .

Posted by: LindsayB at 05/10/05 2:58 PM | Reply
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Mike Flowers Pops did a swingin' version of Wonderwall a few years ago. Big hit in the UK too!

Posted by: Blu at 05/10/05 3:15 PM | Reply
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Listen to Paul talk to his band about 'shirts' and shit... what a lovely man.

http://www.noisetank.com/integrity/

Posted by: western dave at 05/10/05 4:00 PM | Reply
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you can get this album from the oink tracker

Posted by: newdisco at 05/10/05 4:02 PM | Reply
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KJB - agreed, DGC made Smells Like Teen Spirit what it was. I can't argue that point at all. If anyone needs to see the strength of the label and the hand they play in creating hits, just take a look at Arcade Fire right now.

Put Arcade Fire on DGC or Sony and trust me, we (and everyone we know) would be sick of at least one of the Neighborhood tracks by now due to excessive MTV and radio airplay.

Posted by: Pwarf Goldenstein at 05/10/05 5:18 PM | Reply
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30 seconds clips can be heard at the german amazon site. at least we'll know what we're talking about. sort of. http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0007MSOWC/ref%3Damb%5Fasin-coop-1%5F186601/028-5534833-7198163

Posted by: maarten at 05/11/05 8:02 AM | Reply
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Just heard this at my local cafe and googled it -- "Eye of the Tiger" caught my ear and then I was oddly compelled. "Wonderwall" is like some bizarre SNL parody of Sinatra. But (and I saw this as a Soundgarden fan who still listens to "Superunknown" on a regular basis), his "Black Hole Sun" is pretty fabulous and really does swing. It's reminiscent of midcareer Sinatra, singing hard-swinging songs about heartbreak and profound loneliness. Anka's version -- "black hole sun (bam!), won't you come (wham!), and take away the rain" etc etc -- has a goofy ironic edge. And the bossa nova Pet Shop Boys is actually better than the original. Of course this all raises the question "What was he thinking?????" Has he listened to Oasis/REM/Nirvana/Soundgarden etc? And the combination of these very different bands has an oddly flattening effect but at the same time pleasantly democratizing result. ( as though we'd ever find the Cure and Lionel Richie and Bon Jovi and Nirvana on the same album).

All in all, puzzling. Is this a novelty album? A serious musical effort? Is Paul Anka high? etc.

OHMIGOD -- he's singing "Jump"!!!!!!!!! There's no more to say.

Posted by: Sarah at 06/14/05 1:53 PM | Reply
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Interesting connection:
In "It's My Life" Bon Jovi sings "Like Frankie said I did it my way", quoting My Way by Frank Sinatra. And who wrote that song?

Our friend Paul Anka, of course.

Posted by: Sheena at 07/16/05 9:01 AM | Reply
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Well, I like all the songs of the album... Nirvana and Eric Clapton? Why not? When music is all of the same kind it's getting quite boring...

Posted by: herpes virus at 10/14/05 2:18 PM | Reply
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