Your Photoshopped Britney Shears
Thanks to everyone who participated in our Good News For People Who Love Bald News Photoshopalooza. We all know why Britney Spears shaved her head (she was "really, really, really bored", obvs). But we don't yet know how she's gonna accessorize it! Yes, we acknowledge we're kicking her when she's down (down = third rehab stint in a week), but let's consider it punishment for inflicting Kevin Federline on the world.
Photoshop speaks louder than words, and tons of you answered our call to make art out of Britney 2.0. Many of you had the same ideas (we picked the one best executed). Many of you didn't follow the guidelines or missed the deadline. One of you even entered this contest two years too late.
Out of all the eligible submissions, we painstakingly decided on the Top 20. View 'em after the jump. Then help us pick the grand prize winner by identifying your favorite entry in the comments. Remember, there is an unopened Kevin Federline CD (future collector's item) up for grabs here, so vote early and often! But not often, just once is fine.
1. Submitted By Kristin P.
2. Submitted By Norma J.
3. Submitted By Megan S.
4. Submitted By David H.
5. Submitted By Driver Eight
6. Submitted By Travis T.
7. Submitted By Max F.
8. Submitted By Brad K.
9. Submitted By Abigail B.
10. Submitted By Happy Toast
11. Submitted By Josh N.
12. Submitted By Jen
13. Submitted By Lucas R.
14. Submitted By Sean R.
15. Submitted By Steven B.
16. Submitted By Velocity Research
17. Submitted By Matt M.
18. Submitted By Chrissy H.
19. Submitted By Jennifer C.
20. Submitted By Bar Italia
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Posted at 3:00 PM in Photoshop This!
Tags: Britney Spears
blue man group! fantastic.
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#3, she can't forget those!
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#13 ! I cant stop laughing.
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LMAOF!!!!!!!
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blue man group for creativity and craftsmanship.
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She cut off her hair coz her ex-husband threatened to test her hair for drug use. Not cuz she was bored
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1 or 7
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#3
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oh my god, these are hilarious. the smashing pumpkins and locke ones made me laugh the hardest, i think.
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"hey you guys!", definitely #9
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Blue Man Group!!!!!
"I blue myself."
"There has got to be a better way to say that."
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#3 was definitely the best!!
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#6, because I could see it actually happening at some point.
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Gotta love Homer!
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Sloth! Sloth! Sloth! Sloth! Sloth!
Baby Ruth?
blue man group is a close second
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I like Xenu-brit, Blue Man Brit and Brit Simpson.
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# 3 she'll never forget! hahaha
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#3 for me
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#3...maybe the 3rd time is the charm!
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Blue Man Group.
If it were Britney as Tobias hiding in a bar to spy on Lindsay, it would be the clear winner.
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#3. What a great idea! Hopefully she knows how to read.
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smashing pumpkins!
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el payo thats brilliant. wish i'd thought of it.
i'll have to vote for myself though, blue man group.
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i vote #3 and then #1
the writing backwards is awesome!
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11, mostly because Locke hasn't been on Lost for more than a minute since it's returned and I miss him.
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My pick: Blue Man Group Britney
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blue man group!!
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"oh no, you are thinking of the mens support group, I made the same mistake."
blue man group!
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Meh, I sorta like the "12 steps" one, but there were just too many backward tattoo concepts. They are all kind of the same joke, you know.
The Blue Man Group one is very professional, but BMG is so 5 years ago.
I'm gunna go with Homer.
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Hands Down, Sloth (#9). FanTAStic artistry!
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So what's the worst one?
The movie ones are pretty bad. The devil one? What movie is that? Is it Pan's Labyrinth? Cause I haven't seen it, and most of us haven't. And the one with the knife and gun? Is that GI Jane or Predator?
"Buy Diapers" is pretty lame too.
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I like the way the Xenu one makes Britney look like a cross between Ming the Mercilous and the aliens from Mars Attacks!
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Obviously # 9. HEEEEYYYY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYS!! HAHA
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I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Blue Man Group is supreme.
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The bowling one made me laugh.
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Has to be #9.
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as if the Pale Man wasn't scary enough...
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#9 & #13 - hilarious.
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I'm gonna have to go with #13, but Homer was a close second.
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#1 and #9
both great ideas and amazingly pulled off.
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Shit, can't decide.
Corgan, Alien, Homer, Blue Man, Locke.
Fuck it...
BILLY CORGAN ALL THE WAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
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nine
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blue man, all the way... followed by the mutant guy from those movies i cant remember
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#3 was ha-larious!!
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Definitely Sloth. (#19)
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Oops, meant Sloth #9 (not #19)
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Sloth. Definitely.
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omg...watsz wrong with brittney...she loks like a total dude...gosh
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omg...watsz wrong with brittney...she loks like a total dude...gosh
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seven
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GOTTA go with Homer.
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#9. Sloth ftw.
I can't believe that 3 got as many votes as it did.
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Blue Man Group, definitely, with Homer as first runner up.
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blue man group is brilliant and also the best photoshop job. A++!
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1 and 4 own
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No. 3's the best
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What, no TimesSelect readers here?
David fucking Brooks as Spears. Amazing.
#15, please.
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Blue Man Group or Billy Corgan.
Hilarious, I can't help but laugh. But I will say, I feel like I shouldnt....uh..
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#9.
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IT HAS TO BE HOMER.
I love the way the artist colored her skin Simpsons yellow, and then left her chin and mouth natural for the beard.
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Blue Man Group! & a close 2nd Basketball Head!
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I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
sloth all the way!
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#9 The Goonies!!!
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i like the 12 steps, #3!
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pumpkins
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#13!!!! That movie is soo good. Only reason I am voting for it.
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whoever did #3 is sweet. i am voting for it because it is the best backwards one.
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What? No Yul Brynner?
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#6 & #10! :D
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#6, without a doubt.
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blue man group, hands down.
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has to be #1.
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#3, then #9
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blue man group is done the best, but paul schaffer made me laugh the hardest. no one used my idea to have a torn picture of the pope in her hands above her head (i can't photshop for shit).
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#9 owns all.
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I missed the deadline!
But since I took the time to make it, no sense in it going to waste. Check it out!
http://skoozo.com/images/ps_brittany.jpg
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I want to see her as a conehead. If I had the software I'd do it.
Nevertheless, lots of great modifications there. Thanks y'all.
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number nine. number nine.
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#10 - though the other were good, this is the best comparison since Cleetus the slack jawed yocal isn't bald.
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#13!!!
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#10- Homer!
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#13. Appropriately disturbing.
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sev'm
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did you "velocity research" really submit the Exact thing as i did?
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6 and 7 are my faves. but i vote 6, cos my house has been having a pumpkins revival lately.
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#1 all the way. #6 runner up.
#2 - too easy, cmon.
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Blue Man Group, hands down
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Sloth
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paul schaeffer (sp?) from david letterman, definetely. some of these are lame. these are the top 20?
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Goonies never say die!
#9!!
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9!! So awesome.
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#1 all the way.
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SLOTH!!! #9
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my faves:
blue man group, smashing pumpkins, and basketball.
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I RECKON, BRITT, COURTNEY LOVE N WHITNEY SHOULD DO A SONG TOGETHER. MAYBE BRITT'S CRAZY...THAT'D BE COOL! ALL ARE PARNETS OF THE YEAR TOO. LOVE THE GOONIES N HOMER 4 SURE!
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#7 love!
paul shaffer is ridiculous. combining him with britney spears is gold!
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there are some very talented and bored people out there - blue man is great but #9 for me!
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#1 blue man group
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Dude, it's totally Mikey's birthday today (or this weekend), 9 FTW!
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#1 was done the best, but #4 actually made me crack a smile.
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Definitely #9, hilarious!
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I like the Punkins.
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Is there really a question? 3 for sure.
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I vote for Blue Man group, twice
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I think the bowling one is hilarious. But what's most funny about the smashing pumpkins one is the rest of the band.
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Nice One!
LOL
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Sloth! If only she were concerned about her babies as much as she is about Baby Ruths...
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http://www.adventuresinfishing.com/BritVader.jpg
http://www.adventuresinfishing.com/BritVader.jpg
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#3
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#6 Is the BEST!
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# 3!
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Blue Man Group
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#9 fo sho. It made me laugh out loud. Blue man group is impressive, but I've gotta go with Sloth.
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First Place: #9 - because "I love chunk!"
Second Place: #10 - Because "I am so smart. I am so smart. S.M.R.T... I mean S.M.A.R.T" "Duh!"
Third Place: #1 - Brit-Brit could never be a member of Blue Man Group, they require musical talent...
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Sloth or Xenu... okay, Sloth.
And that Chunk quote is my favorite from the whole movie. "I never felt so bad in my entire life!"
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Blue Man Group....by far.
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#10
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omg, thats so mean of whoever did that, you should take that off the site, give her a break
!!! she is going through rough times!!
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I can't photoshop, but the angry Britney pics that came out beg for an Apocalypse Now treatment.
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#7 - They are all exceptional but how brilliant is that one of Paul?! Excellent - you made my day!!! Get better soon Brit, all kidding aside - we wish you well.
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Blue Man Group is excellent.
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smashing pumpkins one is hilarious.
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#9. for abstract Goonie referenceness
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Pumpkins.
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#9
"Baby Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth?"
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#9
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Homer. Hands down. D'oh!
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#9 cuz goonies never say die.
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#10!
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#1
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blue man group is GREAT
#7's pretty good, too.
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blue man britney gets my vote. but all of these were AWESOME.
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~ The first that came to mind was G. Lucas's futura sci-fi' flick, "THX 1138".
Anyone?
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The Blue Man Group!! That's the best!
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Blue Man Group! Awesome.
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Someone needs to take her umbrella attack pics and photoshop her beating up her droogs, Clockwork Orange-style. ;)
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Someone needs to take her umbrella attack pics and photoshop her beating up her droogs, Clockwork Orange-style. ;)
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Someone needs to take the umbrella attack pics and photoshop her doing the old ultraviolence, Clockwork Orange-style. ;)
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lol this is great, can i use the pics for my site?
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love # 8
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this is very bad, because they are ed ***reflx mng of which it feels, perhaps do not realize of which to her this happening to him, please this collapsing on the inside and does this, note that does not have anything of brain
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The person who didn't get their pic submitted on time at http://skoozo.com/images/ps_brittany.jpg
by far has the best concept. Britney Borg.
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ABOUT THE PICTURE AT: http://skoozo.com/images/ps_brittany.jpg POOR THING WAS BEING CONTROLLED FOR SO LONG SHE PROBABLY felt LIKE A BORG.
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#9 & #10 are by far the best.
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#9 is my favorite.
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#11 HILARIOUS and well done :).
AHHHH, why so many votes for #9 though?
Yeah Sloth is awesome, but #11's got his
whole image blending well, anywho.
Its all just fun stuff, just wanted to
point something out :)
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I don't like it,
because is not nise,
for britney spears,
she is my favorite singer
of the world.
And she is a good mother.
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nice pictures NoT
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cool!!! She is sooooo cute!! And I found more cool bald females in HTTP://WWW.EXTREMEHAIRCUT.COM Some of the felame look better bald than Britney!!!
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O MY GOD THATS SOOOOOOOOO Mean! jez what is wrong with u!
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basketball one is pure geniuos
im sorry if i spelled tht wrong beacuse i have something wrong
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se pasaron con todas las images
ella no se merece esto despues de ser una de las chavas mas hermosas
ademas tendra sus razones y yo como su admiradora si la entiendo
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