Jessica Simpson Photoshop Contest!
Reader Chris sent us this Jessica Simpson photo, and thought it would be perfect for another Stereogum Photoshop Contest. You guys did a great job with Ashlee back in October '04. This time it's sis Jessica with the voice problems.
Have fun, and e-mail .jpgs only (same dimensions as the original) to tips at stereogum dot com.
UPDATE: Turns out Golden Fiddle and BWE had the same idea. But fuck BWE. Stereogum readers are more clever. And we'll post profanity. So keep 'em coming. (Fiddle's is great, though.)
Posted at 6:21 PM in Photoshop This!
Tags: Ashlee Simpson | Jessica Simpson
spencer already killed it at goldenfiddle
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Um, is it me or did she get Yahoo and other companies to buy ad space on a sign to tell people that she lost her voice!? HOpe she gave most of it to charity or else she'll lose her indierock cred.
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hopefully she never finds it again
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I sent BWE a brilliant photoshop ("Doesn't my pouting make me look stupider than I already am?"), and instead they put "Nick farts in his sleep" on their blog. Losers.
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Shit! I almost feel like I threw you under the bus on this one! BWE is a bit on the PG-13 side and I didn't see the link on Goldenfiddle!
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Scott, you're not going to like this. The winner of BWE's photoshop contest gets a "Fuck Stereogum" shirt.
(Link: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/08/31/photoshop-contest-jessica-gives-a-sign-3/), I also put it in my name.)
And finally they put my photoshop in their blog entry.
Guess I'm disqualified!
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I think she is uglier than Asslee now.
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It's incredible how fast Dingleberry is burning through her fame. Next stop, accidentally shot porn video... and perhaps, just plain accidentally shot.
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She should go hunting with Dick Cheney.
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