Your Photoshopped Jessicas

man, you guys are some of the unfunniest assholes ever

Posted by: bleh at 09/02/06 5:10 PM  | Reply
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The Nick ruler is far and away king of this competition.

Posted by: bryan at 09/02/06 5:34 PM  | Reply
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mean-spirited and unfunny.

Posted by: lbc at 09/02/06 6:11 PM  | Reply
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that pic from gil, now that's good comedy, lovin it

Posted by: mike at 09/02/06 6:40 PM  | Reply
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stfu lbc

Posted by: lbc sucks joe simpson at 09/02/06 7:13 PM  | Reply
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i don't get it. is jessica simpson a singer or something?

Posted by: s at 09/02/06 7:33 PM  | Reply
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What is it with the Simpson sisters attempting to sing live when they can't?

Posted by: Ekkostar at 09/02/06 7:48 PM  | Reply
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mice and men reference genius

Posted by: beetlebum at 09/02/06 8:33 PM  | Reply
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ok this is retarded

talk about Osheaga instead!

Posted by: rgr_moore at 09/02/06 9:03 PM  | Reply
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Um, it would help if these were funny.

Posted by: Jason at 09/02/06 9:43 PM  | Reply
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i like gil

Posted by: disasterhead at 09/02/06 10:47 PM  | Reply
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Yeah...most of those were pretty much grade 10 comedy. Ass fingering incest jokes have their place, but it just didn't do it for me here. Lame.

Posted by: dsven at 09/02/06 10:55 PM  | Reply
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neil wins.

Posted by: liv at 09/02/06 11:07 PM  | Reply
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these sound like jokes my granny tries to make.

smashing job with the funny, guys.

lame.

Posted by: steve perry at 09/02/06 11:19 PM  | Reply
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I have lost all faith in humanity.

Posted by: WTF? at 09/02/06 11:28 PM  | Reply
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Scott, this sucks. These are funny. And yet, Stereogum has become the new Pitchfork. It's like, anyone who wants to be cool automatically posts negative comments because it's now hip to be against Stereogum. All that coverage, man, it's just bringing out the wannabe-hipsters.

Sigh.

I am so sick and tired of people sitting back and criticizing work when they don't do shit. Very, very easy to be "cool" when you are the last bastion of cool by virtue of......doing nothing.

All of you asswipes who criticize.....get cranking! Maybe you're right, there's something better out there. Then, do it. Show us.

Oh wait. I forgot. So much easier to sit back and have an opinion without ever trying anything, ever.

Posted by: Sasha65 at 09/03/06 12:22 AM  | Reply
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colin wins. aaron second.

Posted by: pissed at 09/03/06 1:19 AM  | Reply
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uh, sasha65, we're not talking ryan adams albums, it's a lame photoshopping exercise. have fun with it though.

Posted by: lbc at 09/03/06 1:52 AM  | Reply
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"You know, Homer, it's easy to criticize..."
"Fun too!"

Posted by: Stephen at 09/03/06 2:48 AM  | Reply
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i don't know, i chuckled at the first two.

Posted by: tiffany at 09/03/06 3:38 AM  | Reply
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AARON's edit was great,haha great fun!

Posted by: bulut at 09/03/06 4:49 AM  | Reply
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Just because you don't find poor jokes funny and comment about it on Stereogum doesn't make you a wannabe-hipster. I think Stereogum is great, and will continue to do so, but "I lost my cameltoe" is awful. And yes, it is easier to have an opinion and not do anything, but just because you express an opinion doesn't mean you do nothing. LBC was right, it really isn't Ryan Adams albums. Owen wasn't getting out there and making something of his life when he wrote "This is the face I make when Joe fingers me in the asshole". Maybe I'm wrong. Live the dream Owen!

Posted by: Jason at 09/03/06 8:25 AM  | Reply
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these were seriously unfunny.

what happened to stereogum?

Posted by: steve at 09/03/06 10:59 AM  | Reply
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I agree they are all unfunny. Especially Ray. Cameltoe was so 2005.

Posted by: Jesus at 09/03/06 12:03 PM  | Reply
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Yeah, these aren't even Fark/SomethingAwful leftovers, they're just...bad.

Posted by: Sean at 09/03/06 1:31 PM  | Reply
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They are bad and after seeing Golden fiddle's far superior one, they're worse.

Posted by: Antonio at 09/03/06 3:14 PM  | Reply
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this is scott's blog. he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Posted by: jj at 09/03/06 7:05 PM  | Reply
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I quite liked 'I lost my cameltoe'!!!!

Posted by: RichVisual at 09/03/06 7:19 PM  | Reply
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I like Gil's too! Did you notice the face on the left person?

Posted by: Gil at 09/06/06 3:15 PM  | Reply
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I also like Gil's! Did you notice the face on the left? I mean, sheesh, the details!

Posted by: Gil at 09/06/06 3:19 PM  | Reply
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Sorry. Stupid double post.

Posted by: Gil at 09/06/06 3:52 PM  | Reply
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