Pirates Of The Oblivion
Posted at 9:51 PM
July 27, 2004
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"I'm a virgin"????????????????????
That bag is totally full of used condoms.
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What's with the head scarf? Did she a) completely fry her hair with all the bleaching b) attend a seance with Shirley McClaine or c) convert to a new, neo-muslin religion?
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HEY STEREOGUM,
LESS BRIT WANKERY AND MORE ROCK N ROLL MOTHERF*CKER.
I'M SICK OF HEARING ALL THESE UGLY ASS NYC LIEBERALS BASH BRIT BRIT EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S THEIR JOB (WE CAN ONLY WISH THEY ACTUALLY HAD REAL JOBS).
UNPLUG YOUR COMPUTER. GET OUTSIDE. GET A FUCKING LIFE. TAKE A GOD DAMN SHOWER.
STEREOGUM, YOU ROCK, BUT YOUR READERS, MYSELF INCLUDED, ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.
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Good Lord, he's skeezy. Gotta hand it to him for marrying up, though.
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Even the lady in the rear/left of the photo is disgusted! Perhaps she's considering disinfecting the two curs with the bleach that she's wielding.
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Still no shoelaces. Hurm.
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holy shit.
i would have to say best worst brit-brit photo evs.
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white trash carries trash bag as purse
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lol TRASH BAG
I was wrong about her doing a Playboy spread five years after "Baby One More Time." I should have pegged her for a Hustler spread.
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Forget about what's on their heads. What's that white thing on the front of Britney's shorts? It looks like a field mouse is trying to escape from her vag.
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the t-shirt actually says "I'M A VIRGIN (but it's an old t-shirt)"
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where are they - NY or LA?
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They're in Venice Beach.
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That is some F'd up repugnant S.
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gluehead; ohmygod, that was the best comment evs!
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At least he's got the Lance Armstrong LIVESTRONG wristband.
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dam it is that like the new accessory for fall? wow she really works it hard....
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nice.
fucking.
doorags.
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Lawd a mercy! the 'kankles' are back!
and dude looks like he could kin to luke perry...ugh!
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Lawd a mercy! the 'kankles' are back!
and dude looks like he could kin to luke perry...ugh!
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keep the brit. igore that rude comment in all caps. keep the brit. we love her.
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I can't think of two more different people than Lance Armstrong and Kevin Federline. Yet the only adult LIVESTRONG wristbands available at the wearyellow.com site are packs of 1400 at $1 a piece. So now that he's going to have Brit's cash, I guess he can afford it.
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Again I see you fat girls and skinny guys are here trying to be pseudo smart. You guys are pathetic, very jealous jerks. I'm all for celeb bashing but i think it's alot of fat chicks in here that would love to be her. Go to the gym nd lose those handles ladies. Put that burger down and it will be ok. Smile.
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this is the funniest thing i've seen all day... they're like garage sale pirates... stereogum, keep up the good work!!!
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i can't see any kabbalah string on her wrist.....
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um sorry calling you fat chicks and skinny guys but i don't think these comments are directed towards kevin and britney weight issues i think they are just making fun about the fact that they make stupid choices that are fun to pick at.. most of the readers that read these kind of sites like stereogum and gawker the majority are skinny. besides i can't seem to understand why it would bother you if anyone makes comments on kevin and britney at the end of the day they probally don't give a shit.. but that's what fun the fact that we cn make fun of them and knowing that's it is all in good fun.. so get over it you dumbass!!!
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britney sweetie, i think the person who told you that garbage bags were the new fendis was probably joking.....
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You shouldn't even replied to that post. It was stupid and grammatically incorrect and inconsistent...fuck it was just stupid.
Anyways. Yes I am also drawn to the questions of Brit's crotch and Kevin's fear of shoelaces.
Theories?
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"It looks like a field mouse is trying to escape from her vag."
GLUEHEAD! You're fucking hillarious!
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So is Springsteen holding auditions to replace Little Steven or something?
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I think she looks the best she has for awhile. She lost at least 10 pounds in the last couple weeks. The Kevin guy is a dancer, good enough to land a gig dancing for major players- I mean, people take dance for their entire lives and spend bucko bucks at schools to dance professionally. So its not like he isn't talented- and he is focused enough to get his ass way in the door.
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I know Kevin is very talented at impregnating young women and making them "single with child".
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Hollywood Reporter says Shar Jackson is getting a reality show.
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it's a little white sneaker keychain on her shorts. they're really into sneakers. and trash.
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Alex, Tylla: No shoe laces coz they were red and he's selling them as kabbalah string ;D
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The scarf has distracted people from the most important thing in the picture: she dumped those nasty cutoffs. Let's pray this is a trend that continues.
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that mini-skirt looks like it got stretched the wrong way, and the scarf is just wack, and the shirt is just a lie, but...wait, what's up with the big black bag? why's britney got to take out the trash, m'man?
(tie your shoes!) -jd
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has anyone noticed that kevin fuckface is always wearing those pants / man capris? buy a new pair of pants asswipe!
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i thought for 10 minutes, trying to figure something good to say about brit or her loverman and i came up with this:
at least this picture was good (or bad) enough to waste 10 minutes of my life.
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I saw a pic in People magazine taken right before or after this one (same clothes and stuff, just different moment in time) and they called her shirt "playful."
By the way, they also said the small print, after "I'm a virgin" says "This is an old T-shirt." But then they said she just bought it. So what is it, new or old? Either way, it's lying.
But at least it sure is playful! Wheeeeeeeee!
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I know this is an old board but stereogum how did you miss the brit pic at www.vividblurry.com.
lame web site, but u should see the money shot there. (yech!)
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