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January 2, 2007

Playboy's Top 10 Rock Venues

You've known it for years: it's not just T&A and Mariah Carey photo spreads that draw you to Playboy. You read it for the articles. And, at least this month, your excuse will sound slightly less absurd 'cause the bunnies have named America's ten best rock clubs to catch up-and-coming acts, compiled alphabetically (via BV):

12 Galaxies (San Francisco, CA)
Black Cat(Washington, D.C.)
Cake Shop (New York, NY)
Doug Fir Lounge (Portland, OR)
The Earl (East Atlanta, GA)
The Echo (Los Angeles, CA)
Emo's (Austin, TX)
Empty Bottle (Chicago, IL)
First Avenue (Minneapolis, MN)
Mercury Lounge (New York, NY)
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Posted at 11:46 AM




33 Comments

how bout Troubadour and Casbah, Hef?

Posted by: Jeff at 01/02/07 12:00 PM | Reply
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Empty Bottle? Really? There are better places than that in Chicago.

Posted by: Kim at 01/02/07 12:14 PM | Reply
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And where's the Croc? Doug Fir beats it out? Hef has other things on his mind, obviously.

Posted by: Royal at 01/02/07 12:27 PM | Reply
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Cake Shop? Really? There are better places than that in New Jersey.

Posted by: Tobes at 01/02/07 12:29 PM | Reply
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The Earl is four blocks from my house so naturally I agree. I think that it's the best place in Atlanta to see a band before they become real-popular and start playing larger venues.

The old Echo Lounge (also in East Atlanta) used to give it a run for its money.

Posted by: Paulie [eatl/ga] at 01/02/07 12:34 PM | Reply
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Although the talent they manage to book can be impressive for such a small venue (Beach House sublimely rocked), there is no way Cake Shop is a top 10 rock venue. I enjoyed Beach House cause I was in the very front row. However, if you're in the back of the venue, you can't see a damn thing. Also, sound is just alright.

Posted by: Josh at 01/02/07 12:35 PM | Reply
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I, uh, like Cake Shop.

I mean, it sucks.

Posted by: Raj (Mind Clippings) at 01/02/07 12:39 PM | Reply
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I agree with Kim re: The Bottle in Chicago. That venue is actuially about three years past its prime. What about SubT, Schuba's, Hideout? Those all book schedules far more solid than The Bottle does anymore.

Posted by: tankboy at 01/02/07 12:44 PM | Reply
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shit yeah the echo rocks. I saw deerhoof there and it was prolly the best concert i've ever scene ;)

(besides radiohead of course)

Posted by: Matt at 01/02/07 1:00 PM | Reply
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The Echo ftmfw! Saw The Unicorns and Akron/Family there, and most recently caught Xiu Xiu. The Unicorns show is one of the best I've ever seen.

Although I do prefer the Troubadour to the Echo, but that's probably because the Troubadour doesn't look like an abandoned building.

Y'know, I've yet to go to the Casbah, but I'm gonna catch Stephen Malkmus there next Sunday, so I can't wait.

Posted by: Allen at 01/02/07 1:33 PM | Reply
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For those of you that have never been to the Doug Fir in Portland, you are missing out on a truely wonderful experience. In addition to having the best accoustics of any venue I've ever been to, the place looks like a combination of a lodge in a national park and a 70s night club where you can do coke in the bathroom.

Posted by: word at 01/02/07 1:34 PM | Reply
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they're all dumps. ask the bands and i'll bet the mention THE BLUE NOTE in beautiful downtown COLUMBIA MISSOURI (best looking crowds,too)

Posted by: father dj at 01/02/07 2:00 PM | Reply
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The Earl is actually The EARL - it's an acronym for East Atlanta Restaurant & Lounge. And sure enough, it's a cool venue. The solo Cat Power show there a few weeks back was one of the musical highlights of '06 for me.

Posted by: Frank at 01/02/07 2:18 PM | Reply
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what on earth are the chicago peeps here smoking?
schuba's is too crowded and the schedule sucked this year, and i haven't seen anything great at subterranean lately either (though grizzly bear is coming in february). ditto hideout (though i may have changed my tune had i gotten andrew bird tix...)

between the empty bottle and their booking deal with logan square auditorium, they're the clear winner in this city.

Posted by: jen at 01/02/07 2:18 PM | Reply
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12 Galaxies is on the bottom tier of San Francisco venues. It's like choosing the Sugarcubes over the Bjork catalog.

Posted by: Brad at 01/02/07 2:36 PM | Reply
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The Black Cat is a great venue, but the 9:30 Club, down the road, is the best sounding club I've ever been to.

Posted by: Sunil at 01/02/07 3:08 PM | Reply
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While Doug Fir has (by far) the best sound in PDX, it's still a little sterile for my taste. Where's the tagger scribble? Where's the stale beer and puke smell? Those are staples of any rock club IMHO

Posted by: dug at 01/02/07 3:21 PM | Reply
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The Doug Fir is fine, if a bit overpriced, but it doesn't book up-and-coming acts of any kind. Primarily it books vintage 80s-90s acts like Sky Cris Mary, MountainGoats, Low, Trans Am and Stan Ridgway. This dovetails nicely with marketing the hotel to the 25-45 crowd, but again, up and coming? No.

As for the decor, every venue in Portland has great decor.

Posted by: John S at 01/02/07 3:28 PM | Reply
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Sunil said exactly what I was going to say. They must be trying to go for cred, because the Black Cat is considered the cooler club, and they do get a lot of great acts. But the 930 is the best place to see a show anywhere. Great sight lines, great stage, and by far and away the best sound I've ever heard.

Posted by: Norville at 01/02/07 3:36 PM | Reply
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Really? The Earl? They might book some great acts, but the place is a pit. You have to love PB's creative writing:

"cozy performance space" = tiny stage
"Antique beer trays and yard sale cast-offs" = JUNK
"shots are served in paper cups" = you wouldn't want to drink out of their glasses

Posted by: Jamie at 01/02/07 3:36 PM | Reply
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The second-hand smoke in the EARL makes it impossible to breathe. It's absolutely gross.

Posted by: Ellie at 01/02/07 3:45 PM | Reply
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Really? The Earl? They might book some great acts, but the place is a pit. You have to love PB's creative writing:

"cozy performance space" = tiny stage
"Antique beer trays and yard sale cast-offs" = JUNK
"shots are served in paper cups" = you wouldn't want to drink out of their glasses

Posted by: Jamie at 01/02/07 3:49 PM | Reply
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Bottom of the Hill is the Echo of San Francisco.

Posted by: Brad at 01/02/07 4:27 PM | Reply
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12 Galaxies? Really? There are better places than that in San Francisco. Did the people making this list actually go see shows at these places? The only one they seemed to get right was The Echo. Perhaps because the listmakers all live in LA that might actually be the only place they know anything about?

Posted by: nathan at 01/02/07 4:57 PM | Reply
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Playboy, let's keep the interns away from the Top 10 lists, OK? Cake Shop? The only -- and I mean only -- good things about that venue are (1) the Arctic air conditioner during hot summer months and (2) its proximity to many far better venues. It's not even the best music venue on its block, and it has the worst sound of any club in NYC.

Posted by: Glenn at 01/02/07 5:03 PM | Reply
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THE SOUL BAR in augusta, georgia also had CAT POWER play solo years ago.....and of course, JAMES BROWN'S band played a late night set saturday night after the funeral. One of the band members mentioned, "holy shit, they've got 40's!" Which is true....40 oz. of Olde English for $3.....doesn't get much better than that!!!! http://www.soulbar.com

Posted by: maya lucia at 01/02/07 5:39 PM | Reply
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jen, you know MPShows and Housecall are actually booking most of Logan Sqaure Auditorium's entratinament, and not The Bottle, don't you? The Bottle is suspposedly invloved in that place up near the Reckless up north.

Posted by: tankboy at 01/02/07 5:41 PM | Reply
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ummm... the 40 Watt?

Posted by: Mack at 01/02/07 7:27 PM | Reply
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Cafe du Nord beats the shit out of 12 Galaxies anyday out of the week, as does the Rock-it Room and the Red Devil Lounge. 12 Galaxies is only notable for having a second story/bar, and the damn thing isn't open half the time anyways.

Posted by: derek at 01/02/07 9:19 PM | Reply
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Wow, I came to give big ups to the Earl, and then half the other folks on here have already said something about it. Regardless, it totally rules. My favorite ATL venue by far.

Posted by: Austin L. Ray at 01/03/07 10:48 AM | Reply
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Ditto the Bottom of the Hill comment for San Francisco. 12 Galaxies hosts gul-darn Battle of the Bands concerts fer chrisakes! Bottom of the Hill always has best bands for Noise Pop, and I think that is quite telling.

Posted by: Phil at 01/03/07 12:10 PM | Reply
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Well, the article said that Playboy came up with the list "after consulting with musicians, music journalists and industry insiders." If that's true, I'd guarantee that the places that are the most friendly to musicians are not necessarily always the ones that afford the best sight lines or that have the cleanest glassware. Yes, there are at least half-dozen clubs that were overlooked (Beachland in Cleveland, for one) but I'd say this list is pretty right on.

Posted by: Adrienne at 01/04/07 1:02 AM | Reply
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i think the reason cake shop was selected is because it's the only club in manhattan with such forward-thinking booking. yes the space is SMALL, yes the sound is murly (due to the aforementioned small space) but the strength of their booking is what sets them apart from the miriad of other predictable, vanilla rock clubs in the city. i agree with their selection of the mercury lounge as well. those are the only two clubs that i go out of my way to check who is playing. if you want to go to a corny, crappy "indie rock" show then go to pianos or the million other goofy places like pianos (tonic, sine-e, knitting factory, take your pick zzzzzzz)

Posted by: duh at 01/04/07 6:47 PM | Reply
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