Please Be Patient With Britney
The latest news from Britney Spears' fanclub...
9.30.2004Britney's such a tease! At least we can now settle the "ya'll" spelling debate.Hi Everyone!
I just wanted to let ya'll know that I am still working on my first posting for the website and I'm really excited about it! We are going to be putting "Lynne's Corner" on hold soon- so that way I can talk to you directly.
I'm going to be doing updates about what's going on, things I'm currently working on and I was also thinking about starting a section that has my favorite things of the month. It'll include different restaurants I've found, movies, CD's, bands, clothing designers, stores, beauty, fashion, travel, different recipes - stuff like that. What do ya'll think?
Some of it will be posted on the fan club first, to give you guys the chance to read it before everyone else and then we'll put it up on the main site a little bit later. But, I still need a little more time to put the finishing touches on my first letter- so please be patient with me and I promise to have something ready to go up soon!
Love,
Britney
Posted at 12:05 PM
i personally cannot WAIT for the fried chicken and mini cheeseburger recipies. mmmmboy!
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That is probably the most accurate (and frightening) shirt she's ever worn.
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wtf. is she writing a fucking novel?
or let me guess, when she finally posts this all so exclusive, and must read letter that shes suckering people to join her fan club for.. theres gonna be a picture of her flipping everyone off saying "ya'll got punk'd!"
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Britney is such an ass hat. Damn tease!
I can only envision some of her hot favorites:
Brit's Fav's Ya'll (a sampling)
-Trucker hats, but like not Von Dutch cos' they are like so last week, but the kind you can get at a gas station. They are like, so umm.. ironic
-Kevin. Seriously ya'll, he is like the best thing to ever happen in my life, y'know. I know lots of people dog him and all, but he is like the best daddy to his kids and treats me soooo good- it's 4eva! Plus he wicked hot ya'll.
-7-11. Seriously, they have the best taquitos. Plus, they totally never care when you walk in with no shoes on.
-My new brown hair. I just thought I would do something different than anybody else, ya know? Plus, like brown makes you look like classier, ya know?
-Did I mention Kevin? He's my pimp daddy - luv ya baby!
-Folic acid. I heard like it helps if you want to have a baby, which I seriously do. I can totally see myself with a baby next year. I want like four, cos I know that Kev would be so good with them. We totally would have the cutest kid.
-My greatest hits album. Totally buy it guys. It rox, it's like way hot. Seriously.
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well atleast the shirt works more for her than it did for diddy. right? i mean; COME-ON!
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My grandmother explained "Y'all" as a contraction of You and All. "Ya'll" don't seem right to me.
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Britney is going to single handedly push blogging over the shark.
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"Lynne's Corner?" Geez, is she gonna have Jean Teasdale start writing on her site next?
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She should be wearing the shirt that says "Phat"
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"britney is going to single handedly push blogging over the shark."
too true.
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the shirt really needs to say, "if only these were brains."
sorry. in advance.
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Dear suckers: now that we have collected over 4 million dollars in revenue from memberships like yours, and have proved to companies that we have a built-in base of 100,000+ (more than some small newspapers), we will soon be offering you "content" in the form of "what Britney likes"-- which means I will promote restaurants, designers, and other products and services, and receive money or other promotional consideration from the people I mention on my site.
You may have thought that my mom, publicist, handlers, et al. [et'all?], were all crying over my latest antics, but the truth is that we are laughing. All the way to the bank. Thanks for the money, and make sure to tune in to check on my inane prattle and endless shilling.
After all, I have my very own family now to support, now that I have a husband. Keep the $$ coming in.
Love,
Britney
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As a native and lifetime resident of the South, I can state unequivocally that "y'all" is a contraction of "you all," and thus correctly spelled y'all. NOT ya'll. I know Britney is also a native of the South, but she's also a moron. And so I can't wait to see this "best ever" letter of hers.
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reason it hasn't it posted is that her team of PR and laywers have to go through it and fix it up... that or... the computer is still running spell check.
I'm looking forward to the recipe section: I wonder what dandy main course meals can be made with cheetos and red bull.
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frank and zelig are on the mark.
the apostrophe is supposed to replace a missing letter.
I am = I'm
You all = y'all.
If you write it ya'll, what letters are missing between the a and the ll? None. Which makes it stupid. And wrong.
Wer'e going to the Britney show, once she starts touring again. I'ts supposed to be amazing.
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So it IS y'all. That's what I thought. I should know better than to take grammar cues from Brit Brit.
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Who knew Brit was a Zappa fan?
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If the American dream is a tacky uneducated tartlet getting insanely rich from peddling total schlock, than yes, yes she is....
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Being from Texas, I'm very familiar w/ the y'all/ya'll debate. But I have to say, "y'all" is the correct version. Take note, Brit Brit.
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Dude, it is still so y'all. You. all. Y'all.
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Oops, people got to that before me. I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels the need to correct the spelling of such things. *twitch*
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She's nuts if she thngs the shilling is going to work out real well! Who wants to shop/dress/look/eat like her? I already know where to buy red bull and cheetos.
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And her nipples point downwards. Not at a slightly upward angle. Not even straight out. But down.
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the letter's taking so long because she's trying to find a classy way of explaining that she's knocked up.
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Great Jean Teasdale shout out! She is my hero.
And ditto on the knocked up prediction
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Of course it's going to work! I am sure that some of her fans are impressionable youngsters with parents who shell out.
If *Elizabeth Arden*, formerly associated with classier women such as Catherine Zeta Jones and Vendela (the supermodel), thinks Britney can sell, and gave her her own perfume line to market (because I am sure that Brit Brit developed the scent on her own. please.), then clearly someone somewhere has done the market research on Britney. Britney is "top o' the tabs" in column inches week after week after week. Stereogum blogged on a SUNDAY to report on the secret wedding.
Britney will get $$ for promoting. That's why she is so rich in the first place.
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I am sure her favorite things are things she is hawking this month...CD's that involve her, movies that involve her, fashion that involves her...
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You guys are so pedantic, arguing the proper written form of improper speech.
"Y'all" was indeed the original written form of this contraction. But these days "ya'll", a contraction of "ya" and "all", is also acceptable. Especially in Slidell, or wherever the fuck these Cajuns come from.
[See also "chaise longue" vs. "chaise lounge".]
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"Britney is going to single handedly push blogging over the shark."
Oh god, that is so sad, but I fear it's true.
So...are these restaurants and fashion designers and other stuff Britney recommends going to be the kinds of things only bazillionaires like her can afford, or the kinds that only sleazebags like her and Lord Federline will stoop to?
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the restaurants she will be recommeding...i'm assuming along the lines of Popeye's chicken, sonic burger, etc. should be intresting because I've never eaten at these places! Lookin' forward to it BRit!
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With all this anticipation, I'm half expecting something in the vein of "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
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sorry. you're spelling debate is not over.
i was born and raised in alabama and I think britney spears is full of shit. y'all is spelled y'all -- a contraction of you and all. the apostrophes in contractions take the place of the missing letters, as we all know. and the apostrophe in this case takes the place of the o and u. so it's y'all. not ya'll. how lame is it that y'all don't know that.
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This is going to sound so bitchy, but since we're doing pedantic spelling flames today I have to ask bridget: What missing letters are replaced by the apostrophe in "you're spelling debate"?
Like I said, I'm sorry.
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I'm not sorry. But I am in hysterics. (MEAN today, aren't I?)
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I totally went back to look at Brit's nipples after Blu's entry - this i am not proud of.....
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i have to say i like brunette britney
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since we are being bitchy, it is just as well Britney has such a big house. I mean, where is she going to fit all of the building blocks with letters on them?
"Kev, baby... lookee, I made a sentence."
"Yes, baby, but I can't get into the fridge... And isn't 'burgers' spelt with a 'g'?"
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whoa ross... you think our man Kev knows how to spell burgers?
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she acts like she's working on her frickin doctoral thesis or something. just publish the damn letter!
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she acts like she's working on her frickin doctoral thesis or something. just publish the damn letter!
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hey beth,
you never know what Brit's letter might contain.
the differences between a Petrarchan and a Shakespearean sonnet, for example?
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So he wants to rock out with his cock out and she is the American dream.....
LMFAO.
This downward spiral is fascinating to witness.
They always say if its too good to be true it usually is.And Brit Brit was so perfect when she hit....
But honestly I never dreamed it would turn out like this.
lol.
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Dude, she doesn't look anything like Dusty Rhodes.
I'm waiting for her to bust out a "Hulkamania" tank top.
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Ewwwwwwww, she is horrid looking without all that stage makeup. Suck in that gut Britney.
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Ewwwwwwww, she is horrid looking without all that stage makeup. Suck in that gut Britney.
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I think our dear Brit may have a receding hairline!
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Maybe Brit will be writing a well thought out letter detailing her throughts on feelings on the presidential election, Iraq, the economy and the overall state of the nation.
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will she ever post the damn letter? come on brit brit, it's been days!
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anyone ever notice that with her stating she has a letter coming out, people have yet to check to see if she turned in her marriage licence?
interesting....
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Hah, Jealousy wears its ugly head!!
You people are just J-E-A-L-O-U-S !!!!
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Just another Southerner weighing in on the spelling debate. It's y'all, y'all. Also, why is her head getting bigger, it's not fat, more like her skull is inflating. Her body's looking pretty trim these days, tho.
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Scott,
since we're all waiting for the letter, wanna give a run down on what all you get by being in her fan club? :)
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actually she spelled y'all wrong
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did ya'll hear that jessica simpson would be starring in some dukes of hazzard movie? think they ever considered britany? hmmmm.
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didnt you know that they were both up for that role, but jessica won it, geez where have you been?
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Came across this discussion as a result of a Google search on the correct way to spell Y'all vs Ya'll. I feel that Y'all is the correct contracted expression for You All and Ya'll is the correct form for the colloquial Ya All as in Ya all can kiss my rebel ***! I'm I completely off base? Just call me a rebel.
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What is up w/ everyone tryin to diss Brit, and saying she is a moran. Don't judge a book by its cover. I have NO clue how I came across this page, but its really rude to judge a person before you even know them, and if you do.. the only thing you're.. JEALOUS. She has it all, and everyone wants to be HER.. so don't be mocking her for the things you wish you had, and probably aren't ever goin to have in your life. Don't hate her cause she is beautiful RESPECT her for who she is, and expressing who she is!! Have a fab day y'all. Ashes Jean
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