Please Let Blonde Britney Pee
'Cause we all know the rich and famous pop star wouldn't hit Jack In The Box unless it was an emergency, right?
Anyway, points for wearing shoes, Brit Brit. Love that pantomime.
Posted at 8:44 AM
November 22, 2004
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I've never been to Nobu but I'm assuming the dress code is something more than layered t-shirts and baseball caps set askew? however, the dress code at Jack-in-the-Box....
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the comments on that page are hilarious. omg brit brit is adorable when she touches the bathroom door at jack in the box y'all!!!
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A few months ago, USA TODAY had a cover story about a day in the life of a paparazzi who chases Britney. One of the photographers mentioned how Britney has the smallest bladder in the world. And sure enough, during the day, Britney had to stop at a fast food place to pee. Maybe she could be a spokeswoman for that bladder control drug commercials. What's it called? The jingle goes "Gotta Go when you gotta go" or something like that.
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Nobu (I imagine) has private bathrooms...
She was asking for this to happen...
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I guess the Nobu in california has the same policy as the one in nyc. no wifebeaters allowed.
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Where are the shoes that you mention, Scott? It looks like the ends of her jeans have eaten them.
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Her hair is going to fall out if she keeps dying it.But on another note I do feel her pain.Waiting on slow ass girls who have to redo their makeup (or whatever they are doing for 10 minutes after they have flushed the toilet) in the gas station/restaurant bathrooms can make anyone crazy...but this story would have been better if she had pissed on herself.
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Holy shit, Kevin's shoes are laced up!
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"I Gotta Go....Y'all"!
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Did you read the comments at the bottom of the pic site?
It was like some parallel un-stereogum universe.
Aw, cute : >
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"I'm prarie-doggin it y'all"
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Those comments weren't compeltely off the mark. Her face wasn't all busted up and cratered out and the blond looks good. She def can't ever pull a Mandy Moore and go brunette permanently. But those comments sound like the got paid to say that shit. We can still make fun of her even if she is slowly cleaning heself up. And she still has that shitstain boyfriend so she'll always be a little dirty till that's over
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Whoa! Props to recent cold weather, I guess. Nice to see the two of them in clothes instead of those ho' shorts, trucker hats and wife beaters they're so fond of. Her hair looks much better blonde, I totally agree.
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Hey Everybody ! Britney is looking adorable isn't she ? Go Brit ! Living Proof that since she dyed her hair, the bombshell beauty is not pregnant...to those who started the fly-by night rumors. Sorry yall ! Way to Go brit...You found the rest-room. tahee-hee
Hugs, Brenda
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no iPods were harmed or sold in the making of my report.
signing off...
-tm
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barf to the comments on that site. who are all those deuchebags? oh the same ones who voted for bush. god bless america.
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"barf to the comments on that site. who are all those deuchebags? oh the same ones who voted for bush. god bless america."
Do you actually think the people who made those comments were old enough to vote? They're probably like 10 years old.
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yea 10 or like 23 or like 33. you don't grow out of that shit.
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I noticed a lot of pro-Kerry and pro-Clinton posts and messages on that board. So don't assume that just because someone likes a little Brit in their life, they're pro-Bush morons.
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why won't the photographers just leave her alone? She is honestly trying to step back but they will not back off, and for everyone who is commenting on how she looks so "trashy", i'd like to see a photographer take pictures of you 24 hours a day 365 days a year and not get a photo of you looking like crap or doing something stupid. When are they going to realize that she is doing all this stuff because she thinks it's funny that people ACTUALLY CARE that she waited in line to piss at a Jack n The Box.
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WOW SHE ACTUALLY HAS URGRADED FROM A F+ IN FASHION TO ABOUT A C-. SHE STILL HAS TO WORK ON THAT HAIR. BUT SEE WHAT I DON'T GET IS WITH ALL THAT MONEY(AND THIS GOES TO THE OLSEN TWINS TOO) WHY DON'T THEY DRESS BETTER. FUCK I JUST WHEN ON NET A PORTER AND GIVE ME ABOUT $25,000 TO SPEND ON CLOTHES AND I WILL SHOW YOU A THING OR TWO.. DAMM IT WHY I'M I NOT RICH!!!!
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CAROLINA:
7/16ths of one inch.
That's how far you need to move your pinky to the "Caps Lock" key so as not to sound like a complete moron.
I used to type things in all caps like you, but then I decided I didn't want a job mixing concrete.
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HEY STUSSY FUCK YOU!! I WRITE HOW I WANT TO WRITE. I'M A SMALL GIRL SO I NEEDS CAPS TO MAKE ME FEEL LARGER.. GO SUCK A COCK!! AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS STUSSY. SORRY ASS SURFER CLOTHING LABEL..
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Jack-In-The-Box sucks. Carl's Jr. is better.
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Hey CAROLINA!!! I can't hear you. Maybe if you took that dick out of your mouth, I could understand you better. Just sayin'...
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hahahahha. if only you knew "meat" is not on my list of diet..
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Linking from JJB?
Commmon stereogum, you've hit a low point.
JJB is a teenybopper NSYNC message board, please don't do that again.
JJB is short for "Just Juntin Board"
I used to go there when 4 years ago, when NSYNC was around, I'll admit it, but I didn't even knew the thing still existed.
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i can't see the pics. make em come back
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Ditto... are these pics up anywhere else?
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Ah, they are at Britneyzone.
Brenda, you think she'd stop dyeing her hair if she were pregnant? When she wasn't sure whether she was pregnant ("um, not that I know of...") she was still sucking on cigs and cheetos on public. Really, you think she'd stop dyeing her hair?
And whatever happened to "I'll let all the BLONDES be on the cover of Us. Have fun, y'all! Brunette power" or whatever?
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I think admitting you've actually frequented JJB on your own is much worse than linking to the site in order to laugh at dirty Britney. Shame on YOU!
;)
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