Pregnancy 101 For The Federlines
KEVIN: So, I just heard on BET ... you're all pregnant and shit?
BRITNEY: Yeah, four months! I'm so excited y'all.
KEVIN: Oh good. I thought you were just getting fat. Am I the father?
BRITNEY: Of course silly! Unless it's Pat O'Brien's. I'm pretty sure it's totally yours.
KEVIN: [Nervous laughter] So, like, do you know how to raise a baby?
BRITNEY: Don't you have like two or three already?
KEVIN: I guess.
BRITNEY: Don't worry. It'll be fun y'all.
KEVIN: Okay. We should like ... buy some magazines?
BRITNEY: [Concerned] False tabloids?
KEVIN: No, magazines about babies and shit.
BRITNEY: Oh, OK! Good idea! Hey, do you have a Marlboro Light?
KEVIN: Didn't you quit?
BRITNEY: Oh yeah. Oooh I think I feel it kicking!
KEVIN: No babe, that's just the Taco Bell.
IMG via US Weekly.
Stereogum will be back on Monday. Have a great weekend everybody. I know we still need to pick a winner for the You Might Be An Indie-Yuppie If... contest. Didn't expect so many hilarious responses. Here's one to add: "...if you buy a $28 Bloc Party t-shirt at Urban Outfitters." Yes, they sell them.
Posted at 4:41 PM
You are an asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss because now noone can get beck tix.
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thanks asshole. go back to your britney bullshit.
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Please explain Britney and Dickhead, what's your beef with the Gum?
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oh come on guys, are we really this immature?
information like this is half the reason i go to blogs, and i can guarantee you that most of the people who tried for tickets today may have been just as big beck fans as you were, but they also got the info from here or some other blog, and not the mailing list.
so stop all of this ridiculous talk about being more "deserving" of tickets because you were big enough fans to be on the mailing list. there will be another beck gig. there will probably even be another secret beck gig.
you'll live.
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you might be an indie-yuppie if you think you are the only one that knew about a "secret" show
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I'm pissed off the ticket site just was slammed
- is it Scott's fault - no, of course not. Who says anything about deserving? Selfishly, I'm mad that I didn't get tickets. There's no perfect way to distribute tickets to fans of popular artists, but Beck isolated people by area code and city, which is more than most artists will do.
Hey, it's your website. Post all you want, but realize I (and alot of others) think it was a dick move. Ditto to productshopnyc and the others. People have been chatting about this on messageboards for awhile, hoping Beck would do another secret show - yes there'll be other shows. Will he play the same rare songs? Hell no.
I'm glad you're back to your white trash news. Stick to it.
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Why aren't you pissy little babies blaming productshop? Why don't you try to RSVP for this Annie show tonight?
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ouch.
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"is it Scott's fault - no, of course not. "
Then why'd you call him an asshole, dickhead?
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More importantly though, have we all heard the Pat O'Brien phone calls? Is there maybe a remix on the horizon?
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Point taken normal - because I was extremely pissed off. Calmer now... calmo...
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OMG!!!!
OMG!!!!
Stereogum, u r da kewlest. Me and all my other friends got tickets to the Beck show. And it starts late enough so that we can still see Ashlee Simpson's show on MTV. OMG!!!! We don't really know Beck, but, is he one of the Hanson brothers? Because they are really hot. lol.
oh, and dickhead? you'll live. dick.
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Ok cool and clever folk - have your fun. It's over. Last thing - why did he delete the post, then?
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So that you quit your whining and it's like it never happend, so now that you're continuing to talk you seem like a senile old man.
Beck? Show? Nawwwwww.
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yeah so we're all bummed we didn't get tickets... I mean, if we're in the majority, we can at least mourn together, right?
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tsk,tsk,tsj....
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Scott: Rock on and don't fear the haters. I posted it too, and feel little shame. You know why? Because NME did before any of us: http://www.nme.com/news/112030.htm.
Peace/Love/Death Metal-S.
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I know that this is totally off topic. but aint no where else to put it and i want to share... i just downloaded that iron & wine cover of "such great heights" after reading about so much in the "you might be an indie yuppie/..." comments section.
anyway, this song is NOTHING compared to the postal service version! why do ppl like it so much??? it is like a crappy high school band cover. i just wasted a buck, muthachuckers!
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So, erm, Brit n Kev are buying baby magazines...
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28 dollar tshirts. seriously what is up with the rising cost of the concert tee. and I'm not talking about at the kiss "reunuion" either. the first time I saw it was at the liars show about a year ago, 15 bucks for a tshirt. you can slag me all you want about the sweatshop free tshirt, but I can guarantee it doesn't cost more than two or three bucks a teeshirt more. and yet the cost still rises for the consumer for a crummy tshirt with a crummy unicorn barfing on another unicorn on it. that same tshirt which will be pitted out before summer is done.
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People we should be focus in what´s really important!
Baby magazines!
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There is nothing that can prepare you to have a baby. Trust me Brit there is no magazine or book in this planet that will tell you what to do!
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Jesus, it's not like the show was free. You still had to shell out major cash for it. Seems like you won by not having to.
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I'm with Jed. In the future, all shows will be "secret" to drive up the ticket price and create the illusion of exclusivity.
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maybe it's because I don't have a real job and I'm perpetually temping and living paycheck to paycheck, but I just can't wrap my mind around the concept of shelling out major bucks to see this thing, or getting mad about not being able to. It's just a goddamn show. It's not important. I'd rather buy groceries.
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$25 for a ticket to see Beck probably isn't major bucks for most...but over $50 for Nine Inch Nails? sadly, too much for me.
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yeah, you're right- it is a chunk to me, however. Granted, I'm cheap as hell, but I'm also poor, and once you're poor for long enough, you stop even wanting the shit you might have if you had the money. Which is a blessing, really. 50 dollars is out of control.
Hey, my last name is Smith!
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Waaahhh Waaaahhhh, No secret Beck show. Are you going to lose hipster points if you aren't there or something? Are they going to excommunicate you from Brooklyn for not being among the "lucky" few to shell out a ton of money to see Beck?
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Damn you Pat O'Brien, you beat me to it.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
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Back to the actual post...
"BRITNEY: [Concerned] False tabloids?"
...made me very nearly shoot Dr. Pepper out my nose. I love love the Brit Brit dialogues of yours.
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Baby magazines only help if you can read 'em.
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I can't believe this fatso southern pig is pregnant...what kind of role model will she be for her child? She should have worked on herself and grow up before even thinking of skipping the pill. If she thinks her baby's gonna solve all her post-justin issues, she's so wrong.
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who cares Dinosaur Jr on Greg McDoodlefuck!!! the guy that took over Kilbourn's spot!! amazing!! J mascis is a guitar god.
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Why is everyone so obsessed over her?
http://richardland.com/features/spears/britneyclone.htm
I mean, after these photos, I sure wouldn't be.
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http://britneybaby.blogspot.com
This conversation is definitely mention-worthy on my Britney Baby website (the anti-teeny bopper's fansite). Awesome, thank you.
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Ok, those bottom 2 magazines may be baby mags, but isn't the one on top of them a Victoria's Secret catalog? Something for everyone I guess.
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tess has mega hatin issues!!
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If you send MP3s of your favorite "indie" bands to your parents and they enjoy them just as much as you do.
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Anunta URGENT toate persoanele pe care le ai in lista sa NU accepte contactul cu barbiextr@yahoo.com este un VIRUS ce formateaza calculatorul tau si al celorlalti cu care esti conctat si daca ei il accepta atunci ti-l lipeste si tie. Fa o copie si trimite-l
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hmmmmm
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I live at 77308 Commonwealth in Seattle. Been up here before?
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guestebeseasapi
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