Pregnant Britney To Pose Nude For Vanity Fair?
"Negotiations have been in progress for a while ... It's a huge amount of money."
At least Jamie-Lynn seems amused.
Posted at 5:20 PM
June 27, 2005
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I think someone needs to tell Britney that she needs to start supporting those milky ta-ta's. We all know she can afford a bra, why not wear one?
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could her chest be any more asking for a goldenpalace.com advertisement?
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I think she's just trying to compete with Michael Jackson... I mean look at all the attention he gets.
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Aren't women supposed to stop dyeing their hair when they are pregnant?
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I actually contacted Vanity Fair and told them I would never purchase a magazine of theirs again if they have bitchney on the cover. I told them they would lose any class they could hope of having by having her nasty ass on the cover. I was a bit more eloquent as I want to be taken seriously. Honestly I don't buy their magazine now but I never will if I ever get the inkling if she's on it.
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Those dairy cannons are making me randy.
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i can't stand britney any more. she makes me distraught.
but that jamie-lynn, well she's a classy ladayyy.
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Britney is now officially the fattest and maddest cow on earth. She should be cast in one of those Got Milk adds.
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She's just so... ew. Doesn't she get that she's genuinely famous anymore? People watch her the same way they watch highway collisions and house fires. We love disasters, the more spectacular the better, and Britney is the most spectacular celebrity disaster I can think of.
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*NOT genuinely famous
sorry
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The word "bump", when used to describe a pregnant woman's stomach, needs to be banned from the English language--or at least US Weekly. Hate hate hate hate HATE.
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does anyone else see the weird neck tanline jamie-lynn is sporting?
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HAHAH Best re-enactment since Kori's email home to Shar.
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That's Jamie Lynn with her? I was wondering when she made friends with anybody other than Fe and Kevin.
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I'm sure she's gonna go for the naked pictures, and if she has any doubts, her wife-beater will make his best to convince her........just too much money involved :-)))
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The fact that Britney and J to the L have neat tanlines shows us that they're just regular people who like to enjoy the sun. They're completely going against the trendy fake-tans that the fake Hollywood celebrities like to sport. That also means we're going to have the pleasure of them becoming wrinkly old raisins in the near future.
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I really don't want to see fat pregnant ass naked! She looks soo awful that Vanity Fair will have to use all the fotoshop they can get!
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> does anyone else see the weird neck tanline jamie-lynn is sporting?
Yes, it's called redneck tan. Rednecks can go out in the sun naked and come back with an pasty outline of a wife beater on their bodies. Since they're rednecks, we can safely assume that's what happened here.
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they better get out the airbrushing cuz Britney is saggy and fat. I am not talking pregnant fat either. She is so trashy and nasty
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I second the idea that those milkbags are in desperate need of support. Because we ALL know she's going to have trouble losing the pregnancy weight, and if I have to see her at all, I'd much rather see a fat Britney with a nice rack than a fat Britney using her boobs as kneepads.
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Britney is the new Anna Nicole Smith!
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her breasts look so saggy! Ewwwwww can you imagine those things without clothes? It's my worst nightmare = 0
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gawd that was funny!
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I'm sueing vanity fair 4 putting us through this trama!!! if i have 2 c that cover, i think i'll go blind!!!
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I can tell jaimie and birtney have a real ya-ya thing going on.
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Man contact the magazine and let them know that people who are not 8 years old think she is trash. and 8 year olds don't buy vanity fair.
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Wow another 1 post day, and it's about Brit! Now I know why I love this shitty blog so much. How about some content.
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Yes, contact Vanity Fair. I'm sure they'll reverse course if a few jackasses threaten to cancel their subscriptions or not buy the mag.
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Shut up ye lowly worly miscreants. Yeah, Brit is a classless twerp but her body is sexy in that "I am ready to pop" kind of way. Doesn't anyone of you find porn with preggers chicks hot? I do. And don't worry, Brit, I'll buy the Vanity fair and pleasure myself at the sight of your preggers body. Heck, I'll even drop a few mil on a Lucian Freud painting of it.
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Now, when that article calls her husband "bad boy dancer Kevin Federline", I'd like to clarify something. Due to absent punctuation in that sentence, we're left to assume that they are calling K-Fed a "bad boy" who dances. Let me correct anyone who thinks this, and point out that they actually mean a "boy dancer" who sucks at his job... in essence, a bad "boy dancer". To get a reputation as a bad boy, you kinda have to earn it. Dressing like crap, chain smoking and impregnating America's star whore does not a bad boy make. Simply, he is a loser, that is all.
And I MUST second the notion of getting Britney to wear a bra. Every other woman in America wears one, why is SHE exempt? Doesn't she know that when she's up the duff her boobs are gonna get bigger, thereby stretching the boob skin, and after the baby's sucked all the milk outta those things that all she's gonna have are two empty bags flapping in the breeze?
Oh I forgot, that's what plastic surgery is for. *Slaps self* How silly of me.
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"Every other woman in American wears one...Why is she exempt?" maybe because she's part of those 50 percent women of America who (according to your logic) don't wear bras.
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You people are drinking hateraid. Britney is still hot, even when she's eating Doritos for two.
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Oh come on: Briney looks like a pregnant/horny/fat/nasty cow.
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SHE'S PREGNANT YOU HALF WITS!!!
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Duh!!! Of course she's preggers. My point is she looks like a midwestern fat cow!!
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I'm with Tess, being pregnant is not a time to let yourself go, and is not an excuse for not wear a bra!
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you guys are such assholes. who effing cares about the fact that she doesn't wear a bra. get a life. please. I'm sure that britney spears breasts play a very important role in your lives. sheesh.
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Pseudo intellectual people are really anoying, Shmalex if you don't like the comments don't read them 'couse you will end up being the asshole! We are just making fun of a overexposed person so back off!
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it doesnt matter if some random person wouldnt buy one copy of vanity fair (ala britney) theres millions who buy it every month anyway regardless of who's on the cover. im sure britney'll look lovely
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She is the biggest piece of white trash ive ever seen. Im sure Jeff Foxworthy is ashamed of her and he talks about being a red neck all the time. If she is on the cover of vantity fair that magazine should just rename its cover to "southern vanity: the white trash magazine"
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ps. and yea... why the hell doesnt she wear a bra? doesnt she know her boobs are going to be down to her knees by the time she is 26?
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Hey, people don't call anyone white trash. And Redneck please they both have way more money then most of you I assume, just because someone comes from the south does not make them trashy or less valueble than you. And how someone dresses and looks yes is important to a point, but guys in that photo she really does not look as bad as she used to dress. I think that anyone who gives over a million dollars to help kids with cancer and even more for other organizations deserves more respect than many of you are giving to her. And poitning out flaws is yes "fun" or impowering to some indivuals, but I bet there is no one here including myself who hasn't had a tan line and speaking of over weight I bet there are some of you who are not exactly in tip top shape either. I think many of us know what it is like to have those "people in highschool" who pick on others point out flaws,call nasty names, and laugh at you behind your back and many of us know how we felt or even feel when they did those things. So lets try to treat others as we would like to be treated.
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just because you have money doesnt mean you cant be white trash. i know customers at the resturaunt i work at who have a shit load of money and look like shit. you can have money and be white trash. no im not perfect... but i do too give to charities, i perform to stop domestic violence for women, maybe i dont give a million dollars, but i do contribute my 10$ to the V-day and ive walked all night and hard workingly raised $1,700 for cancer. I didnt just get up on state, do a lap dance, and give it away. so her and i are pretty much equal... but im not in the lime light, and if i was, i would try to make an example and at least wear a bra if my breats were flopping around.
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first of all britney spears is a homewreaking moron who is baffled by the practice of human decency. She started dating a guy while he was in a long term relationship with his pregnant girlfriend with whom he had already fathered a child who he,in case anyone was wondering, does not support financially or otherwise. She paid for him to be her personal portable penis or ppp(for all u acronym lovers out there) paid for him to lodge at hotels and buy those ugly ass von dutch hats hes so fuckin fond of than after knowing him for little more than a month married him. She's too stupid to realize he's only using her cause his broke ass can't even afford a happy meal. I would also like to add that she is soo stupid she actually thinks having a kid with this guy is going to keep him around... Here's a clue bitch he had 2 kids with his ex and dropped her for ur ugly ass obviously he doesn't need much persuasion to move on. Well here's to our generations mr. And mrs. Bobby brown...... I hope he beats u soon so you can miscarry your future mal-adjusted moronic red neck porn star borderline retarded baby or better yet I hope u do have the baby and they grow up to kill themselves in some messy suicide involving a dull knife with a cd playing "hit me baby one more time" in the background.. Oh god it would suck to be that lame
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Alex, that is the biggest BS. that i ever read! Rich people can be rednecks and white trash, is not about the money is about the manners!
And whore hater, LOL ; )
Nicole, you are so right, underwear is essential for us girls. = )
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i second that whore hater
and i also second your opinions on hating whores :)
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I think it's so soon for Britney to be a mother!
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I think she shouldn't be a mother on the first place and is clear that her child is going to born all mess up.
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Okay whore hater you are the rudest person in here . . . for one the fact you said that you hope her kid commits suicide thats fucked up . . . I just hope that never happens to any one of you . . . even though most of you all have no life any ways sooo what the hell !!
Brit I still love you AND I BOUGHT UR GREATEST HITS CD TOO !!! HOPEFULLY THERES MORE COMING SOON
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I think Britney should never procreate...EVER.
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I do have a life and just 'couse i'm posting a opinion doesn't mean that i don't have a life.
I agree with most of this posts that say that she isn't ready for this kid, just take a close look and you will see that Chelsea!
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you haters are all wack jobs! For one I don't really like the poor girl. I feel bad for her really. But I would never wish any harm to anybody not even an unborn child who did not ask to come into this world. For hell sac's I hope that baby comes out and grows up to show her mother a thing or two. Just remember britney is young and has done some not so smart things. I'm pretty sure all you haters have done a lot of dum things too. get a life is all I have to say.
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Apprently you have done some DUMB things too, like skip spelling class in school. Maybe you should return to the 3rd grade, learn how to spell and then post. I dont take anyone who can't spell seriously. Especially someone who spells DUMB wrong. And Britney's big mistake is being famous and showing off her stupid mistakes.
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Ohhh! Look little girl! You might want to take a look back at your last posting. Check your spelling,Punctuation and Grammer. (Restaurant,Apparently) I think what your prob. is that your not getting the any attention form anyone but this site. You poor thing. I'm sorry for you too Nicole.
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ya, Nicole look back at some of your postings. Josie's right you must be lacking some attention. What in the he)) (Re-enactment) of what? What is she trying to rebuild? Do you even know what the heck your talking about?
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you guys are just jealous of britney! leave her alone she has true talent and should be able to do what ever the hell she wants to do. grow up you guys and get a life instead of just complaining about someone 10 times hotter than you even when shes pregnant!!!
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Ok....Strange (This isnt the real Jamie Lynn) But why would she say something really mean about her sister Britney!! i wouldnt dare!
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Hello to you all who are not talking shit about me thanx to you that are go fuck yourself and no my little sister didnt ssay that about me trust me i know and all of you pervs who thinks shes so sexy yeah shes a pretty girl but to young for you to badd im qthe onely one who has seen her naked huh well gtg later
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god i wanna put my big cock in jamie lynns pussy shes so fucking hot i mean come on look at her nice tight little ass and tits godamn shes so fine i wanna suck her little tits and fuck her till she bleeds o god
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I want to fuck jamie
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i think there both hot and i would fuck the shit out of both of them
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i think there both hot and i would fuck the shit out of both of them
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hey jamie it's just a follow up of what almost everyone said is that u alight but its ya sister who needs to chill alittle cause she's all that but not really fully all that. but she should look at u as a example of what she should be doin cause her life will keep changin with wat she doin.
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hey jamie it's just a follow up of what almost everyone said is that u alight but its ya sister who needs to chill alittle cause she's all that but not really fully all that. but she should look at u as a example of what she should be doin cause her life will keep changin with wat she doin.
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hey jamie it's just a follow up of what almost everyone said is that u alight but its ya sister who needs to chill alittle cause she's all that but not really fully all that. but she should look at u as a example of what she should be doin cause her life will keep changin with wat she doin.
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Is jamie lynn spears pregnant???
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i want fuck them both! since britney is pregnant i want to fuck her harder!
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Their both extreamly hot and I;d fuck them both hard anny tine. Look at Jamie Lynns Chest!!!!!!!!!
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jamie and britney are probably some nice people from what i can see. i dont know why people hate on them. people need to leave them alone. they are natrual human beings like we are. i mean she is not the only girl thats famous that has had a baby at 16 before.
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