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September 14, 2005

Preston Michael Spears Federline!

Aw, what the fuck. I don't care if it's confirmed or not.

The kid's named Preston and, strangely enough, his cute lil' fingers are covered in Cheeto crumbs.

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Posted by: EMILYANNE at 09/14/05 5:21 PM | Reply
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WHO THE FUCK CARES...and i will still keep eating cheetos

Posted by: Johnny Appleseed at 09/14/05 5:24 PM | Reply
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Scotty, you've come through for us again. Thanks for the update!

A widdle bwitney and k-feddy ... ahh, the world will now be a better, healthier, more intelligent place.

Red bull and marlboros for everyone.

And Scott, I think it is high time you concocted another Britney-K-fed conversation. It's been ... sigh ... too long.

Posted by: Jane at 09/14/05 5:30 PM | Reply
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stereogum rocks

Posted by: Preston at 09/14/05 5:33 PM | Reply
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*wipes cheetos off keyboard*

Posted by: Preston at 09/14/05 5:34 PM | Reply
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I heard they'd chosen the name "London" - and what, no pix here yet?

Posted by: Isaac B2 at 09/14/05 5:43 PM | Reply
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Preston Michael Spears Federline

P.M.S. Federline

That's the worst celebrity's baby's name since (I'm cuckoo for) Cocoa Cox-Arquette.

Posted by: Adam at 09/14/05 5:48 PM | Reply
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aw, cuteness.

Posted by: bethany anne at 09/14/05 5:48 PM | Reply
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drownedinsound.com has today's reports as false...

http://drownedinsound.com/articles/13130.html

I might just have to drive down to Santa Monica and see what's up. There's a 7-11 right around the corner so I can pick up some supplies for them.

Posted by: losanjealous at 09/14/05 5:51 PM | Reply
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Does anybody know if Brit-brit's family compound was flooded by the hurricane?

Posted by: memememe at 09/14/05 5:59 PM | Reply
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Ah, speaking of Britney, stereogum featured a mash of Toxic and Still Tippin', though only a snippet of it. Just today I found the complete song and uploaded it here for anyone still interested:

http://rapidshare.de/files/5106908/03-mike_jones_vs_britney_spears-trippin_toxic.mp3.html

Enjoy.

Posted by: Sumeeth at 09/14/05 6:07 PM | Reply
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PMS Federline... That's funny! She gonna let the kid walk around public toilets in his bare feet?

Posted by: The Pop View at 09/14/05 6:23 PM | Reply
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Oh, wow. The Spears-Federline baby was born. I just can't picture Britney having a boy. I always saw her having a daughter. Oh well. I love that: PMS Federline. I laughed forever. I wonder how long it will be until little Preston is addicted to Red Bull...

Posted by: Emma at 09/14/05 6:40 PM | Reply
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I'll believe it when it's on People.com.

Posted by: pri at 09/14/05 6:41 PM | Reply
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It's on Access Hollywood.

Posted by: mia at 09/14/05 6:53 PM | Reply
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w00t, gratz britney if she ever read's this stuff, THIS IS AWSOME, i can just see her music curving into a much greater thing once she's ready to return to her rightful spot at the throne of pop music.

Posted by: Divine_Defender at 09/14/05 7:00 PM | Reply
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I just have to say, I feel the deepest of pity for all those celebtrity kids who get landed with those insane, chosen-while-on-crack names.
Moon Unit, Prince Michael...I mean, they have no chance of having a normal life anyway, why rub it in? (Apple is okay, I guess, but if she turns out to be a ditz there'll be an awful lot of fruity comments...) but Christ. P.M.S. Federline? What the crap! could you have chosen a worse name? at least it isn't a girl. And i'd like to add that little Preston, very likely on drugs by age 10, has quite possibly been landed with the most dysfunctional mother IN THE WORLD.
unless you count paris hilton. instead of teaching Preston what big teeth wolves have, he'll be reminded constantly that red bull gives you wings. and who knows? maybe this boy will believe that, and- caffeine and adrenaline fusing his cerebellum- will literally throw himself off a cliff, trying to fly.
let's hope the spears/federline family hires a somewhat decent nanny.

Posted by: BavitaBaboon at 09/14/05 7:09 PM | Reply
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Yep. She had a little boy. Ceasarean. Guess she didn't want her cooter all stretched out and cavernous... Oh wait! It already is. :/

Sorry. I just HAD to do it!

Posted by: Risa at 09/14/05 7:32 PM | Reply
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reportedly the baby came out smoking newports

Posted by: chris at 09/14/05 7:40 PM | Reply
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Whats sad is in the future this boy is bound to end up masturbating to pictures of his own mother.

Posted by: chizzle at 09/14/05 8:06 PM | Reply
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I heard it was virginia slims.

Posted by: heather at 09/14/05 8:07 PM | Reply
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congrats to the couple...

hopefully they got my gift basket i created with all the latest and greatest the corner 7-11 has to sell!

cheers!

Posted by: socal at 09/14/05 8:18 PM | Reply
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Hmm... Do you think they used a scrunchie to tie off the umbilical cord?

Posted by: Annalea at 09/14/05 8:27 PM | Reply
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I love the newbies who throw a tard fit whenever Brit-Brit is mentioned on here.

Posted by: diz.from.mars at 09/14/05 9:05 PM | Reply
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I wonder how long before Kevin starts cheating on her? I can see the tabloids now -

Sources close to the pop tart report that she is devastated by Kevin's seeming indifference and his galavanting around at all hours. "Kevin is never home" one source told us, "and when he does finally drag himself in, he dosen't want to have anything to do with her. Britney is extremely upset. She thought they would be playing happy family after the baby was born, but that turned out not to be the case. Kevin constantly flies off to Vegas with his boys and hangs out in strip clubs. He keeps finding excuses not to be home."

According to those closest to her, Britney blew her top when she found out that Kevin had actually spent her money on one stripper in particular, lavishing her with gifts and even going so far as to loan her his black American Express card so that she could go shopping!

"She was crying and furious." One source told us. "But there's nothing she can do. She knew what kind of man she was getting when he left his pregnant girlfirend for her. Brit got herself into this mess, she's going to have to find a way to get out of it."

Place your bets! 10 bucks says we'll see an article saying something like that in Us Weekly by this time next year!

Posted by: Risa Again at 09/14/05 9:06 PM | Reply
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Has she handed it off to the team of au pairs to raise it yet?
FIRST POST BITCHES! oh wait.

Posted by: LL Cool F at 09/14/05 9:55 PM | Reply
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you know I can't say I love the hair on her, it's too blond or something- I don't know but hey if she wants to be soccer mom of the year then by all means go for it, she's got the hair down.

Now all she needs is a pink cardigan, a pair of dockers and spiffy keds.

Go Britney! Go!

Posted by: Penelope at 09/14/05 10:23 PM | Reply
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This Post would have been beter if there was an mp3 link of her having the baby. at least i can sleep easy now.

Posted by: Ryan at 09/14/05 11:07 PM | Reply
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P.M.S. Federline sounds like a ship of some sort.

Posted by: Grant at 09/15/05 12:48 AM | Reply
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next step: Kevin cheats on Britney with the hot and sexy nanny.

Posted by: elisa at 09/15/05 5:07 AM | Reply
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I feel so sorry for her. Has anybody seen how sad she looked all through her pregnancy? I haven't seen one photo of her looking happy while Federline had a grin on his face from ear to ear.

Posted by: Sue at 09/15/05 5:55 AM | Reply
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P.M.S Federline...Apple, Coca, Blanket, Prince, Moon Unit (that last one is the best)...these are the children I will round up on the playground and have beaten up by other kids.

Posted by: calliwell at 09/15/05 6:25 AM | Reply
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Would probably get beaten up by Bobby Gillespie's son, Wolf!

Posted by: Si at 09/15/05 8:54 AM | Reply
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Oh God! I just hope little PMS FED be a healthy baby.

Posted by: Gabi at 09/15/05 10:52 AM | Reply
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I also hope that her birth don't end up in UNP.

Posted by: Gabi at 09/15/05 10:56 AM | Reply
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I guess it's a good thing for Britney. Now she's gonna have to be more down 2 earth and responsible. She won't have time to act crazy. I hope she'll give up her already sinking career. It's time for her to return to her small hometown and become another desperate housewife living in those horribly boring and quiet suburbs.....

Posted by: tess at 09/15/05 11:43 AM | Reply
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i wonder if she is going to totally flip out from post partum depression and go on a killing spree..

Posted by: tina at 09/15/05 11:57 AM | Reply
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ya know what's really wierd? i actually bought cheetos this morning for the first time in a LONG time.

Posted by: Retardo at 09/15/05 3:08 PM | Reply
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aww i think its gr8. Congrats britney and kevin !!! this kid is gonna be sooo famous

Posted by: laura at 09/15/05 3:58 PM | Reply
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Here's a picture of the baby!
http://babelogue.citypages.com:8080/canderson/2005/09/14#a649


Posted by: Risa at 09/15/05 4:24 PM | Reply
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it's actually SEAN PRESTON SPEARS FEDERLINE

Posted by: christine at 09/15/05 6:41 PM | Reply
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Ok, ok. I know they're not idealic parents, and it's most probably only a matter of time before Kevin cheats on Britney, but that picture, that Risa sent, is totally mean. I mean, the poor kid. From the moment PMS Federline (*insane laughter*) was born, he's been ridiculed. If this continues, he's gonna be an acoholic quicker than Drew Barrymore became one.

Posted by: Emma at 09/15/05 8:32 PM | Reply
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Actually... MSN reported this morning that someone told her about the PMS Federline thing, so she decided on Sean Preston Spears Federline. I like London much more, but hey... It could have been worse. Like Brocoli or something.

Now, leave her alone!

Posted by: cole at 09/16/05 10:54 AM | Reply
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what???I hate the name! preston michael is soow poor name :S

Posted by: Terze at 09/16/05 12:18 PM | Reply
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That picture is realy funny, we all know that Lil PMS Federline is going to be a f**** UP kid, but is kinda sad and hysterical at the same time.

And Brit Brit being a walking freak show that she is will crack any day now.

Posted by: Barbarella at 09/16/05 12:35 PM | Reply
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what's up with her HAIR? looks like one of the rats in her trailer had a field day while she slept!

Posted by: cwissy at 09/16/05 3:40 PM | Reply
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I love Brit, and you all need to pick on someone ur own size.. Fuck!

Posted by: Amanda at 09/17/05 12:24 AM | Reply
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K.. has ne 1 found pics of Preston/Sean yet? And wats his actual name?

Posted by: kaCea at 09/17/05 2:15 AM | Reply
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His actual name is Sean Preston. I don't know why people are being mean about Britney. The reality is she is prettier, richer and more famous than any of the people who can't think of anything better to do than come on the internet and make incredibly stupid comments! Can't you think of anything productive to do? It's really quite sad!
I think Britney will be a good mum so congratulations to her and her family!

Posted by: Katie at 09/18/05 4:21 AM | Reply
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i am so agreeing with katie!! everything she said is really the truth and im sure britney is gonna be a good mom, not excellent mom but a good mom so congratulations brit

Posted by: meena at 09/18/05 10:02 AM | Reply
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I feel sorry for Baby Spears! He has no chance. Kevin will cheat on Brit, she will divorce him, Brit will try to get a career again with no success and will be bankrupt within 5 years. Baby Spears will be a rebellion and shit will happen from there. Brit should never have married Kevin. He cheated on his pregnant girlfriend with Brit. Once a cheating dog, always a cheating dog. Money makes the rules in every game. Too bad Brit has never played before.

Posted by: Michele at 09/18/05 11:32 PM | Reply
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Well Amanda, i'm a perfect size 6, so is going to take a lot of lipos for Brit Brit be on my size again, so you can just go to freaking hell, ho!

Posted by: Hailey at 09/19/05 9:46 AM | Reply
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Katie and Meena,

You both are no better than all of us, you guys are also wasting your "precious" time posting those incredible lame ass comments here.

The point is what people do with their time is not of your business.

We want to post mean and stupid comments about a stupid person, and if you people have a problem with that just don't read this blog!

Thanks.

Posted by: Hailey at 09/19/05 10:39 AM | Reply
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Kevin left his pregnant girlfriend for britney. And recently he didnt even send a present or card to his seven year old son on his birthday! What kind of father does that? He is a deadbeat dad. He already has two (bastard) children by a different woman who he abandoned so what makes you think he will take care of this offspring? Even Keith Olberman (msnbc) said when they do eventually break up maybe he can remember his new baby's birthday. So its not just me, so dont say your jealous or whatever. No decent person leaves his kids and pregnant girlfriend. That is just trash and britney should have known better.

Posted by: amy at 09/19/05 4:36 PM | Reply
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I should correct something. I put all the blame on kevin but equal responsibility lies with britney also. She is basically a homewrecker since she took someone away from their pregnant girlfriend and family to satsify her own wants and desires and people want what they cant have, and what is more of a challenge and unattainable than a man who is already involved with another woman.
This is evil to me and she should be ashamed of herself. And I agree that it will not last because what goes around comes around and its only a matter of time. She will have to raise the baby and kevin will lose his meal ticket which is what he deserves after being a deadbeat dad and leaving his family.

Posted by: amy at 09/19/05 4:55 PM | Reply
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Well said Amy.

Posted by: Hailey at 09/20/05 7:31 AM | Reply
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Katie STFU Britney is ugly, her eyes are gross
she has a mans neck and Kevin is using her GOOD FOR HIM!

Posted by: K at 09/20/05 11:49 AM | Reply
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i'm going to spit on any kid called preston from now on.

this world is full of horrible things.

Posted by: chiara at 09/21/05 10:48 AM | Reply
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why doed everyone have aproblem with Britney and keven and now Preston yall are all stoopid and no 1 cares what yall think so yeah

Posted by: Alesha at 09/22/05 9:10 PM | Reply
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How can you people be so negative? This is an innocent newborn baby we're talking about.

Posted by: Kristyn at 09/24/05 10:31 AM | Reply
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Sean Preston is an innocent newborn. It's not fair that he be ridiculed for the actions of his mother and/or father. We can only hope for the best for this child.

As for the new parents, what they did was obviously wrong. They should know better...

Posted by: Bystander at 09/24/05 2:47 PM | Reply
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The baby's name is SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE! now stop pick'n on him...if his name was pms federline, then you could pick on him. lol

Posted by: Samantha at 09/24/05 6:57 PM | Reply
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The baby's name is SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE! now stop pick'n on him...if his name was pms federline, then you could pick on him. lol

Posted by: Samantha at 09/24/05 6:58 PM | Reply
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I think britney will be a good mom. I would like to see a picture of her baby?! But i thought she was having twins? If anything happened im sorry. But comgratulations And i KNOW you will be a Great Mom! Good luck! And BEST OF WISHES!

Posted by: Jenna at 09/25/05 1:03 PM | Reply
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Did britneys baby come out a month earlier?

Posted by: Miranda at 09/25/05 1:04 PM | Reply
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Is the babys name sean or preston? Britney did not steal kevin away! He obviously liked her and so It was his decision to leave! Golee leave her ALONE! She has a life tooo!

Posted by: Angela at 09/25/05 1:07 PM | Reply
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I LOVE MATT PAIGE I LOVE MATT PAIGE!

Posted by: Jessica at 09/25/05 1:09 PM | Reply
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who is matt paige? and I love msh.

Posted by: yuckayucka at 09/26/05 2:51 AM | Reply
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This Kid is going to be real mess up.

Posted by: Mike at 09/27/05 8:11 AM | Reply
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ok....so I've learned a few things from all of this. Brit is married to a loser. She could do soooo much better. Do you think everyone would be cracking jokes on her if she was married to J.Timberlake and had his kid???
So the baby was almost named PMS Federline! Thank god they wised up and changed it a bit. I'm not a fan but I do think that instead of ruining his life we have an intervention and send the poor babe a manual on what to do when his crack head parents forget about him or something. More power to the kid if he makes it out normal.
If Brit does anything good for the world it will be ditching Kfed and raising a respectable child.
Who knows...hopefully she'll go right with the next one. I bet she'll pop another out soon and hopefully never play horrible music again!

Posted by: ja at 10/01/05 2:16 AM | Reply
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we can only pray to Jesus...

This child is the antichrist!

Posted by: Ken at 10/03/05 8:00 AM | Reply
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JesuwS IK ben Missy elliot ik haat Britney egt nieej!!

Posted by: ikke at 10/04/05 2:06 PM | Reply
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Ok. My opinion is as follows.
I dont think any of the above matters because Britneys baby came out white.......Ok just follow me here.
One day kevin will be on a malt liquor bender and take the kid to a park somewhere and grab some little brown kid on accident. My theory is that, Kevin wont recognize a his son cause he is not use to having white kids......and that is all.

Posted by: Lisa Perry at 10/04/05 3:18 PM | Reply
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Oh ya....
Go Britney!

Posted by: Lisa Perry at 10/04/05 3:20 PM | Reply
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First of all, all of you who are calling down Britney and Kevin and their innocent baby are just cruel and might I add, very jealous.

Here you all sit calling her a homewrecker and all this garbage, I'm sorry, do you know her personally? I definitely don't, but give the lady a fair chance... just because she's a multi-millionaire controversial pop-queen with a now complete life, doesn't mean all of you jealous middle-class folks have to rant and rave about her. Look at your own lives. Ha!

To Britney: I say congratulations on the new baby and hopefully, for the sake of the new boy, it all works out.

To everyone else who has something against this woman: Get lives, look at your own, maybe make some changes of your own.

Posted by: Maddison at 10/06/05 9:31 PM | Reply
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Britney you look so beautiful, u and Kevin are going to be great parents

Posted by: Babra at 10/08/05 2:33 PM | Reply
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a lot of people are so mean to britney why dont u get off her back and if u dont like her then suck it up she is so better than u

Posted by: abbie at 10/08/05 2:37 PM | Reply
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You people should better stop "predicting" what will NOT happen, sure there may be a couple of minor "problems" in the Federline familly like any familly will have but the thing about Preston's futur is insane.

That's just rude making fun of names, I find PMSF pretty original cause i'm bored with the same names over and over again.

You are allowed to love/hate her, everyone is different and unique and may not have the same taste...but please don't push it, none of you know Brit in person and neither do I.

The way I see it: I'm sure she'll be a good, average mommy and Preston will grow up and be a famous handsome guy. Just wait and see. Remember what they say: don't judge a book by it's cover.

I hope I made myself clear... i'm so sorry if Brit reads this useless junk...some of you just don't know when to quit.

Posted by: Anne-Marie at 10/09/05 4:41 PM | Reply
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Who sits on the computer and makes fun of people they don't even know? Oh yeah, LOSERS! Everyone get a life. Just because you all are a bunch of stay at home moms who are probably 50 pounds overweight with ugly children (with just as bad of names as you all say Brit's new kid has) doesn't give you a right to call down people you don't even know. Oh yeah, did I mention they are also rich which is why you're all so bitter? LOL! No one has even seen the frickin kid yet and already calling it down! I'd love to see what you and your kids look like. I agree with Maddison and Anne-Marie. Get lives bitches.

Posted by: Killeen at 10/11/05 2:20 AM | Reply
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i am soo glad for you britney and kevin congtarts

Posted by: kelly at 10/20/05 12:23 PM | Reply
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Kevin iz a CUNT his gunna leave britney

Posted by: Marcia at 10/21/05 9:29 AM | Reply
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Well my nephew was born the same day and his name was to be Preston Robert but they decided that Preston was a name that would make him the BEAT UP KID so they names him GUNNER...dont mess with the Gunner lol

Posted by: Gemmie at 10/21/05 10:46 PM | Reply
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So.... anyone see the early released pics of the Federline bunch....How cute is he? Wicked cute!
I love him allready.

Posted by: Lisa at 10/24/05 9:26 AM | Reply
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Let them be, we all fancy them, otherwise we wouldn't gave all these comments

Posted by: Sune at 10/25/05 7:08 AM | Reply
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i read all this shit and i laugh. Why are you sitting here and talking shit about someone who probably wouldnt give you the time of day, go talk shit about someone who's actually going to get affended by your words. im not a fan of britney and ithink its funny how girls come on here and "stick up" for her. HEY GIRLS maybe "britney", seeing as we're such good friends with her we're gonna use her first name, will be soooo over joyed that you're telling off all these Spear's/Federline haters she'll send you a nice Thank you card.

GET OVER IT, SHE WONT EVER READ THIS. she has a baby, money, a deadbeat husband and a fat ass to deal with. she WONT be on here reading your lame comments.
Sorry, This had to be written, you people make me laugh. Your all Drama Queens.

Posted by: JP at 11/01/05 12:11 AM | Reply
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and yet you just did

Posted by: Lisa at 11/02/05 3:48 PM | Reply
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But...hey JP......isnt that what you just did when you began ranting on about Kevin being dead beat and britney having a fat ass????
Well Honey,
Dont get all Self-richious on us there sweetheart.
you should have quit when you were ahead...for a second you made sense...then....ya...no..Ya lost it.
Sorry sweetie.
Your bad.

Posted by: Lisa at 11/02/05 3:52 PM | Reply
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Actually LISA, im talking about whore huggers like you. The ones that say "congrats Brit Brit, i think you'll make a GREAT mother" talking as if shes gonna read ur shit and be OOOH SOOOOO HAPPY. i was clearly just stating the obvious, we all know her husband is trash, and we can SEE with our own eyes shes gotta fat ass. Most of you are writting as if your writting to her, i wasnt and that is what my first message stated.
So Lisa suck a dick and DONT call me sweety. THANKS, hun.

Posted by: jp at 11/02/05 6:45 PM | Reply
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Wow,thats talking like a lady!
I also think it was pretty intellectual!
Thanks

Posted by: Lisa at 11/04/05 2:08 PM | Reply
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JP, who the fuck do you think you are? Why do you even care what people are saying? I'd rather stick up for the poor girl while other people are calling her down when they have no right to. You say she has a fat ass, this isn't sticking up for her SWEETS, it's stating the obvious: Britney Spears (I said her last name, and no we're not on first name basis you whore) just had a kid, and she looks damn hot! I'm just stating the obvious that you, too, are probably a stay at home mom with a tire around your waste and a little extra junk in the trunk if you what I mean. I have no idea why you care what people say, I mean.. which side are you for, calling her down or sticking up for her? You're just as bad as the rest.

Posted by: Amanda at 11/15/05 2:46 AM | Reply
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Thank-you Amanda!

Posted by: Lisa at 11/16/05 11:38 AM | Reply
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oh lisa fight ur own battles you pussy!

im out girls, this sites a piece of shit so write ALLLLL you want.

have fun sittin on here n talkin about brittney spears, u must lead exciting liiives!!!

Posted by: JP at 11/16/05 9:16 PM | Reply
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First of all its Britney NOT Brittney...You illiterate moron....your out huh? Don't threaten us with a good time......LOSER. So now we CAN write "ALLLLLL" we want and not have to think about what simple minded sentences you happen to studder on this page.
RETARD!

Posted by: Lisa at 11/17/05 10:26 AM | Reply
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Oh Lisa, im SO SORRY i didnt spell BRITNEY SPEARS' name right, i feel like a complete IDIOT now. i dont know how i EVER made it through journalism not knowing how to spell. I may write "simple minded sentences" but it does the job, does it not? they seem to get you pretty worked up. This is will my last message b/c this is getting pretty old. You can continue to waste your days sitting on here waiting for my reply, and i know you'll be checking back here for one, but im just not that big of a loser.
Maybe you and Amanda can meet one day and have some sort of BRITNEY Spears slumber party or something.
Get a new Idol, maybe someone with more brains .. and some talent wouldnt hurt.

Posted by: JP (lisa's a waste of life* at 11/17/05 10:36 PM | Reply
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Oh Lisa, im SO SORRY i didnt spell BRITNEY SPEARS' name right, i feel like a complete IDIOT now. i dont know how i EVER made it through journalism not knowing how to spell. I may write "simple minded sentences" but it does the job, does it not? they seem to get you pretty worked up. This is will my last message b/c this is getting pretty old. You can continue to waste your days sitting on here waiting for my reply, and i know you'll be checking back here for one, but im just not that big of a loser.
Maybe you and Amanda can meet one day and have some sort of BRITNEY Spears slumber party or something.
Get a new Idol, maybe someone with more brains .. and some talent wouldnt hurt.

Posted by: JP (lisa's a waste of life* at 11/17/05 10:37 PM | Reply
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Look,
I want to say one thing and one thing only.
I am sorry for all the stupid things I have been writing on this page. In not like this and I am sure JP isn't like this in real life. This is not the real me. I don't act or talk like this ever. I am sorry JP for everything I said. I am a huge fan of Britney, and if your not thats cool.I just wanted you to know that this isn't how I am and I appologize for the idiotic things I wrote.
Lisa

Posted by: Lisa at 11/18/05 9:29 AM | Reply
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I'm not a girl, not yet a woman...

Posted by: Lindsay at 11/18/05 10:16 AM | Reply
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Apologizing to someone you don't even know, and someone you don't even care about? Wow, sounds like someone was a "nerd" in school who cared a lot what the cool people thought, so probably between grades 10 and 11 they did sort of accept you, but you still always did what they did and apologized when even you knew it wasn't right to. Everyone has their own opinions and no one should feel the need to apologize, especially on a frickin OPINION BOARD, and for JP, quit acting all hard up and like you have such an amazing life because obviously your life is "just as exciting" as ours, if not worse.

Posted by: Amanda at 11/18/05 10:32 PM | Reply
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sorry

Posted by: Lisa at 11/21/05 11:54 AM | Reply
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i feel sorry for yall .. first you seem like you hate eachother then you feel sorry and have to make up for it.. i just wanna say

its better to be stupid and shut up, then to be stupid and prove it! right?

knäckta !

Posted by: ♥ sweden girl ♥ at 02/10/06 6:13 PM | Reply
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M E S S I A H 1 4 5

I WANT TO START THIS PARAGRAPH BY SAYING THAT I REALLY ENJOYED LISTENING TO ALL YOU ARGUE OVER SOMETHING THAT HONESTLY IS REALLY A PROBLEM TO BEGIN WITH. YEAH THE KID CAME OUT WHITE. WHAT CAN I SAY I HAVE RED-BLUE DNA. OFCOURSE IT WAS GOING TO COME OUT WHITE. I COULD HAVE SWORE I THOUGHT I WAS MEXICAN. I DON;T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CONSIDER MYSELF NOW. ALL THIS HAS BEEN LIKE A HUGE DREAM AND LIKE A NIGHTMARE ALL AT THE SAME TIME. FIRST OF ALL LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE. IF ANYONE EVEN TRIES TO CRITICIZE BRITNEY THEY HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME. I DON'T FEEL THAT HATERS SHOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER JUST BECAUSE SHE IS EVERYTHING A GUY WOULD WANT. THE MORE I SEE HER BEING TALKED CRITICIZED THE MORE I ADMIRE HER FOR HAVING PEOPLE ON HER ASS. IN THIS LIFE, WHEN SOMEONE CRITICIZES YOU ITS EITHER BECAUSE THEY WANT TO CORRECT YOU, OR BECAUSE THEY HATE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU. FROM WHAT IVE SEEN, BRITNEY HASNT DONE SHIT TO NO ONE, AND PEOPLE STILL CRITICIZE HER. IN MY CASE, I HAVE A NETWORK OF INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE TRYING TO STOP ME FROM CLAIMING A POSITION THAT THEY KNOW I AM GOING TO REACH. SOME IDIOT IN A CHAT ROOM TOLD ME ONCE " HEY MESSIAH ARE YOU GOING TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT"? AND HE STARTED LAUGHING AT ME. I ASKED THE PERSON WHY HE WAS LAUGHING AT ME, AS IF HE KNEW SOMETHING, SO HE STRTED TO SAY THAT I WAS BROKE AND THAT I WAS A POOR MESSIAH THAT COULDNT EVEN BE ABLE TO SUPPORT MY OWN KID. ITS FUNNY HOW PEOPLE TALK SHIT THESE DAYS AND CRITICIZE YOU FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESNT REALLY MAKE SENSE. ALL OF BRITNEYS CRITICS DONT MAKE SENSE. THEYRE HATERS, SHIT TALKERS, AND CRITICS THAT DONT MEAN SHIT AND ARENT WORTH SHIT. FOR EXAMPLE, THIS IDIOT WHO ASKED ME IF I WAS GOING TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT, AND HOW IF I HAD NO JOB. SEE WHAT I MEAN, THIS GUY DOESNT HAVE A FUCKEN CLUE NOR DOES HE EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA THAT I HAVE THE CITY OF BABYLON UNDER MY MOTHER FUCKEN PROPERTY. LOL LOL LOL I SHOULD HAVE SMACKED HIS ASS. IF I EVER HEAR ANYONE CRITICIZE BRITNEY, SHE HAS A GUY NAMED MESSIAH WHO WILL BE THERE TO PUT THOSE FUCKERS ON THEIR KNEES AND MAKE THEM BOW DOWN TO US AND WILL NOT GET UP UNTIL I TELL THEM TO GET UP. IM TIRED OF SEEIGN EVERYONE TALK SHIT ABOUT HER AND NO ONE BACKS HER UP. ILL BACK HER UP. AND YES I WILL BE THER FOR HER WHENEVER SHE NEEDS ME. NO, HER KID IS NOT THE ANTICHRIST, ITS THE MESSIAH'S KID, ARE YOU ALL CRAZY? DO YOU KNOW HOW SMART THAT KID IS GOING TO BE? THANK GOD SHE DIDNT END UP HAVING KEVINS KID. SHE MADE THE RIGHT DECISION. SHE MADE THE BEST DECISION. BRITNEYS'S EMPIRE / MESSIAH'S EMPIRE WE ARE GOING TO RULE THE WORLD.

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