Preston Michael Spears Federline!
Aw, what the fuck. I don't care if it's confirmed or not.
The kid's named Preston and, strangely enough, his cute lil' fingers are covered in Cheeto crumbs.
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September 14, 2005
FIRST POST
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WHO THE FUCK CARES...and i will still keep eating cheetos
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Scotty, you've come through for us again. Thanks for the update!
A widdle bwitney and k-feddy ... ahh, the world will now be a better, healthier, more intelligent place.
Red bull and marlboros for everyone.
And Scott, I think it is high time you concocted another Britney-K-fed conversation. It's been ... sigh ... too long.
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stereogum rocks
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*wipes cheetos off keyboard*
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I heard they'd chosen the name "London" - and what, no pix here yet?
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Preston Michael Spears Federline
P.M.S. Federline
That's the worst celebrity's baby's name since (I'm cuckoo for) Cocoa Cox-Arquette.
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aw, cuteness.
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drownedinsound.com has today's reports as false...
http://drownedinsound.com/articles/13130.html
I might just have to drive down to Santa Monica and see what's up. There's a 7-11 right around the corner so I can pick up some supplies for them.
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Does anybody know if Brit-brit's family compound was flooded by the hurricane?
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Ah, speaking of Britney, stereogum featured a mash of Toxic and Still Tippin', though only a snippet of it. Just today I found the complete song and uploaded it here for anyone still interested:
http://rapidshare.de/files/5106908/03-mike_jones_vs_britney_spears-trippin_toxic.mp3.html
Enjoy.
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PMS Federline... That's funny! She gonna let the kid walk around public toilets in his bare feet?
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Oh, wow. The Spears-Federline baby was born. I just can't picture Britney having a boy. I always saw her having a daughter. Oh well. I love that: PMS Federline. I laughed forever. I wonder how long it will be until little Preston is addicted to Red Bull...
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I'll believe it when it's on People.com.
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It's on Access Hollywood.
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w00t, gratz britney if she ever read's this stuff, THIS IS AWSOME, i can just see her music curving into a much greater thing once she's ready to return to her rightful spot at the throne of pop music.
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I just have to say, I feel the deepest of pity for all those celebtrity kids who get landed with those insane, chosen-while-on-crack names.
Moon Unit, Prince Michael...I mean, they have no chance of having a normal life anyway, why rub it in? (Apple is okay, I guess, but if she turns out to be a ditz there'll be an awful lot of fruity comments...) but Christ. P.M.S. Federline? What the crap! could you have chosen a worse name? at least it isn't a girl. And i'd like to add that little Preston, very likely on drugs by age 10, has quite possibly been landed with the most dysfunctional mother IN THE WORLD.
unless you count paris hilton. instead of teaching Preston what big teeth wolves have, he'll be reminded constantly that red bull gives you wings. and who knows? maybe this boy will believe that, and- caffeine and adrenaline fusing his cerebellum- will literally throw himself off a cliff, trying to fly.
let's hope the spears/federline family hires a somewhat decent nanny.
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Yep. She had a little boy. Ceasarean. Guess she didn't want her cooter all stretched out and cavernous... Oh wait! It already is. :/
Sorry. I just HAD to do it!
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reportedly the baby came out smoking newports
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Whats sad is in the future this boy is bound to end up masturbating to pictures of his own mother.
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I heard it was virginia slims.
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congrats to the couple...
hopefully they got my gift basket i created with all the latest and greatest the corner 7-11 has to sell!
cheers!
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Hmm... Do you think they used a scrunchie to tie off the umbilical cord?
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I love the newbies who throw a tard fit whenever Brit-Brit is mentioned on here.
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I wonder how long before Kevin starts cheating on her? I can see the tabloids now -
Sources close to the pop tart report that she is devastated by Kevin's seeming indifference and his galavanting around at all hours. "Kevin is never home" one source told us, "and when he does finally drag himself in, he dosen't want to have anything to do with her. Britney is extremely upset. She thought they would be playing happy family after the baby was born, but that turned out not to be the case. Kevin constantly flies off to Vegas with his boys and hangs out in strip clubs. He keeps finding excuses not to be home."
According to those closest to her, Britney blew her top when she found out that Kevin had actually spent her money on one stripper in particular, lavishing her with gifts and even going so far as to loan her his black American Express card so that she could go shopping!
"She was crying and furious." One source told us. "But there's nothing she can do. She knew what kind of man she was getting when he left his pregnant girlfirend for her. Brit got herself into this mess, she's going to have to find a way to get out of it."
Place your bets! 10 bucks says we'll see an article saying something like that in Us Weekly by this time next year!
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Has she handed it off to the team of au pairs to raise it yet?
FIRST POST BITCHES! oh wait.
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you know I can't say I love the hair on her, it's too blond or something- I don't know but hey if she wants to be soccer mom of the year then by all means go for it, she's got the hair down.
Now all she needs is a pink cardigan, a pair of dockers and spiffy keds.
Go Britney! Go!
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This Post would have been beter if there was an mp3 link of her having the baby. at least i can sleep easy now.
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P.M.S. Federline sounds like a ship of some sort.
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next step: Kevin cheats on Britney with the hot and sexy nanny.
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I feel so sorry for her. Has anybody seen how sad she looked all through her pregnancy? I haven't seen one photo of her looking happy while Federline had a grin on his face from ear to ear.
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P.M.S Federline...Apple, Coca, Blanket, Prince, Moon Unit (that last one is the best)...these are the children I will round up on the playground and have beaten up by other kids.
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Would probably get beaten up by Bobby Gillespie's son, Wolf!
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Oh God! I just hope little PMS FED be a healthy baby.
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I also hope that her birth don't end up in UNP.
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I guess it's a good thing for Britney. Now she's gonna have to be more down 2 earth and responsible. She won't have time to act crazy. I hope she'll give up her already sinking career. It's time for her to return to her small hometown and become another desperate housewife living in those horribly boring and quiet suburbs.....
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i wonder if she is going to totally flip out from post partum depression and go on a killing spree..
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ya know what's really wierd? i actually bought cheetos this morning for the first time in a LONG time.
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aww i think its gr8. Congrats britney and kevin !!! this kid is gonna be sooo famous
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Here's a picture of the baby!
http://babelogue.citypages.com:8080/canderson/2005/09/14#a649
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it's actually SEAN PRESTON SPEARS FEDERLINE
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Ok, ok. I know they're not idealic parents, and it's most probably only a matter of time before Kevin cheats on Britney, but that picture, that Risa sent, is totally mean. I mean, the poor kid. From the moment PMS Federline (*insane laughter*) was born, he's been ridiculed. If this continues, he's gonna be an acoholic quicker than Drew Barrymore became one.
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Actually... MSN reported this morning that someone told her about the PMS Federline thing, so she decided on Sean Preston Spears Federline. I like London much more, but hey... It could have been worse. Like Brocoli or something.
Now, leave her alone!
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what???I hate the name! preston michael is soow poor name :S
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That picture is realy funny, we all know that Lil PMS Federline is going to be a f**** UP kid, but is kinda sad and hysterical at the same time.
And Brit Brit being a walking freak show that she is will crack any day now.
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what's up with her HAIR? looks like one of the rats in her trailer had a field day while she slept!
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I love Brit, and you all need to pick on someone ur own size.. Fuck!
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K.. has ne 1 found pics of Preston/Sean yet? And wats his actual name?
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His actual name is Sean Preston. I don't know why people are being mean about Britney. The reality is she is prettier, richer and more famous than any of the people who can't think of anything better to do than come on the internet and make incredibly stupid comments! Can't you think of anything productive to do? It's really quite sad!
I think Britney will be a good mum so congratulations to her and her family!
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i am so agreeing with katie!! everything she said is really the truth and im sure britney is gonna be a good mom, not excellent mom but a good mom so congratulations brit
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I feel sorry for Baby Spears! He has no chance. Kevin will cheat on Brit, she will divorce him, Brit will try to get a career again with no success and will be bankrupt within 5 years. Baby Spears will be a rebellion and shit will happen from there. Brit should never have married Kevin. He cheated on his pregnant girlfriend with Brit. Once a cheating dog, always a cheating dog. Money makes the rules in every game. Too bad Brit has never played before.
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Well Amanda, i'm a perfect size 6, so is going to take a lot of lipos for Brit Brit be on my size again, so you can just go to freaking hell, ho!
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Katie and Meena,
You both are no better than all of us, you guys are also wasting your "precious" time posting those incredible lame ass comments here.
The point is what people do with their time is not of your business.
We want to post mean and stupid comments about a stupid person, and if you people have a problem with that just don't read this blog!
Thanks.
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Kevin left his pregnant girlfriend for britney. And recently he didnt even send a present or card to his seven year old son on his birthday! What kind of father does that? He is a deadbeat dad. He already has two (bastard) children by a different woman who he abandoned so what makes you think he will take care of this offspring? Even Keith Olberman (msnbc) said when they do eventually break up maybe he can remember his new baby's birthday. So its not just me, so dont say your jealous or whatever. No decent person leaves his kids and pregnant girlfriend. That is just trash and britney should have known better.
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I should correct something. I put all the blame on kevin but equal responsibility lies with britney also. She is basically a homewrecker since she took someone away from their pregnant girlfriend and family to satsify her own wants and desires and people want what they cant have, and what is more of a challenge and unattainable than a man who is already involved with another woman.
This is evil to me and she should be ashamed of herself. And I agree that it will not last because what goes around comes around and its only a matter of time. She will have to raise the baby and kevin will lose his meal ticket which is what he deserves after being a deadbeat dad and leaving his family.
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Well said Amy.
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Katie STFU Britney is ugly, her eyes are gross
she has a mans neck and Kevin is using her GOOD FOR HIM!
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i'm going to spit on any kid called preston from now on.
this world is full of horrible things.
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why doed everyone have aproblem with Britney and keven and now Preston yall are all stoopid and no 1 cares what yall think so yeah
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How can you people be so negative? This is an innocent newborn baby we're talking about.
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Sean Preston is an innocent newborn. It's not fair that he be ridiculed for the actions of his mother and/or father. We can only hope for the best for this child.
As for the new parents, what they did was obviously wrong. They should know better...
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The baby's name is SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE! now stop pick'n on him...if his name was pms federline, then you could pick on him. lol
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The baby's name is SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE! now stop pick'n on him...if his name was pms federline, then you could pick on him. lol
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I think britney will be a good mom. I would like to see a picture of her baby?! But i thought she was having twins? If anything happened im sorry. But comgratulations And i KNOW you will be a Great Mom! Good luck! And BEST OF WISHES!
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Did britneys baby come out a month earlier?
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Is the babys name sean or preston? Britney did not steal kevin away! He obviously liked her and so It was his decision to leave! Golee leave her ALONE! She has a life tooo!
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I LOVE MATT PAIGE I LOVE MATT PAIGE!
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who is matt paige? and I love msh.
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This Kid is going to be real mess up.
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ok....so I've learned a few things from all of this. Brit is married to a loser. She could do soooo much better. Do you think everyone would be cracking jokes on her if she was married to J.Timberlake and had his kid???
So the baby was almost named PMS Federline! Thank god they wised up and changed it a bit. I'm not a fan but I do think that instead of ruining his life we have an intervention and send the poor babe a manual on what to do when his crack head parents forget about him or something. More power to the kid if he makes it out normal.
If Brit does anything good for the world it will be ditching Kfed and raising a respectable child.
Who knows...hopefully she'll go right with the next one. I bet she'll pop another out soon and hopefully never play horrible music again!
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we can only pray to Jesus...
This child is the antichrist!
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JesuwS IK ben Missy elliot ik haat Britney egt nieej!!
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Ok. My opinion is as follows.
I dont think any of the above matters because Britneys baby came out white.......Ok just follow me here.
One day kevin will be on a malt liquor bender and take the kid to a park somewhere and grab some little brown kid on accident. My theory is that, Kevin wont recognize a his son cause he is not use to having white kids......and that is all.
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Oh ya....
Go Britney!
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First of all, all of you who are calling down Britney and Kevin and their innocent baby are just cruel and might I add, very jealous.
Here you all sit calling her a homewrecker and all this garbage, I'm sorry, do you know her personally? I definitely don't, but give the lady a fair chance... just because she's a multi-millionaire controversial pop-queen with a now complete life, doesn't mean all of you jealous middle-class folks have to rant and rave about her. Look at your own lives. Ha!
To Britney: I say congratulations on the new baby and hopefully, for the sake of the new boy, it all works out.
To everyone else who has something against this woman: Get lives, look at your own, maybe make some changes of your own.
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Britney you look so beautiful, u and Kevin are going to be great parents
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a lot of people are so mean to britney why dont u get off her back and if u dont like her then suck it up she is so better than u
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You people should better stop "predicting" what will NOT happen, sure there may be a couple of minor "problems" in the Federline familly like any familly will have but the thing about Preston's futur is insane.
That's just rude making fun of names, I find PMSF pretty original cause i'm bored with the same names over and over again.
You are allowed to love/hate her, everyone is different and unique and may not have the same taste...but please don't push it, none of you know Brit in person and neither do I.
The way I see it: I'm sure she'll be a good, average mommy and Preston will grow up and be a famous handsome guy. Just wait and see. Remember what they say: don't judge a book by it's cover.
I hope I made myself clear... i'm so sorry if Brit reads this useless junk...some of you just don't know when to quit.
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Who sits on the computer and makes fun of people they don't even know? Oh yeah, LOSERS! Everyone get a life. Just because you all are a bunch of stay at home moms who are probably 50 pounds overweight with ugly children (with just as bad of names as you all say Brit's new kid has) doesn't give you a right to call down people you don't even know. Oh yeah, did I mention they are also rich which is why you're all so bitter? LOL! No one has even seen the frickin kid yet and already calling it down! I'd love to see what you and your kids look like. I agree with Maddison and Anne-Marie. Get lives bitches.
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i am soo glad for you britney and kevin congtarts
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Kevin iz a CUNT his gunna leave britney
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Well my nephew was born the same day and his name was to be Preston Robert but they decided that Preston was a name that would make him the BEAT UP KID so they names him GUNNER...dont mess with the Gunner lol
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So.... anyone see the early released pics of the Federline bunch....How cute is he? Wicked cute!
I love him allready.
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Let them be, we all fancy them, otherwise we wouldn't gave all these comments
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i read all this shit and i laugh. Why are you sitting here and talking shit about someone who probably wouldnt give you the time of day, go talk shit about someone who's actually going to get affended by your words. im not a fan of britney and ithink its funny how girls come on here and "stick up" for her. HEY GIRLS maybe "britney", seeing as we're such good friends with her we're gonna use her first name, will be soooo over joyed that you're telling off all these Spear's/Federline haters she'll send you a nice Thank you card.
GET OVER IT, SHE WONT EVER READ THIS. she has a baby, money, a deadbeat husband and a fat ass to deal with. she WONT be on here reading your lame comments.
Sorry, This had to be written, you people make me laugh. Your all Drama Queens.
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and yet you just did
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But...hey JP......isnt that what you just did when you began ranting on about Kevin being dead beat and britney having a fat ass????
Well Honey,
Dont get all Self-richious on us there sweetheart.
you should have quit when you were ahead...for a second you made sense...then....ya...no..Ya lost it.
Sorry sweetie.
Your bad.
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Actually LISA, im talking about whore huggers like you. The ones that say "congrats Brit Brit, i think you'll make a GREAT mother" talking as if shes gonna read ur shit and be OOOH SOOOOO HAPPY. i was clearly just stating the obvious, we all know her husband is trash, and we can SEE with our own eyes shes gotta fat ass. Most of you are writting as if your writting to her, i wasnt and that is what my first message stated.
So Lisa suck a dick and DONT call me sweety. THANKS, hun.
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Wow,thats talking like a lady!
I also think it was pretty intellectual!
Thanks
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hey look, more proof that kevin is a dead beat daddyyy.
go to this site and read.
http://entertainment1.sympatico.msn.ca/Celebs/Gossip/ContentPosting.aspx?contentid=cd90b6767fcb430bb442229b06b239a6&show=False&number=0&showbyline=False&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc
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JP, who the fuck do you think you are? Why do you even care what people are saying? I'd rather stick up for the poor girl while other people are calling her down when they have no right to. You say she has a fat ass, this isn't sticking up for her SWEETS, it's stating the obvious: Britney Spears (I said her last name, and no we're not on first name basis you whore) just had a kid, and she looks damn hot! I'm just stating the obvious that you, too, are probably a stay at home mom with a tire around your waste and a little extra junk in the trunk if you what I mean. I have no idea why you care what people say, I mean.. which side are you for, calling her down or sticking up for her? You're just as bad as the rest.
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Thank-you Amanda!
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