Prince Song About Salma Hayek's Baby Says Her Mom's A MILF

The Nobel Prize winning Mexican beauty directed Prince's "Te Amo Corazon" video in 2005, but the two kept things professional. ("Salma is the most thoughtful, attentive director I have ever worked with," he said at the time.) But the pop star never stopped thinking about the actress's luscious purple breasts. (In Prince's dreams they are purple.) Here's a ridiculous verse from "Valentina," from the MPLSoUND disc of that new Target trilogy Lotusflow3r. Valentina is the 30 Rock guest star's 17-month-old daughter...

"Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call/ When she get tired of runnin' after you down the hall/And she's all worn out from those late-night feedings/and she's ready for another rock and roll meeting."

Listen to the whole tune here:

Funky and so romantic. Romantic is a synonym for creepy yes?

Lotusflow3r is available now at Prince's buggy site and your local Target.

Posted at 12:06 PM by Scott
Tags: Prince | Salma Hayek

6 Comments

I think this just makes Prince even more awesome. Writing pickup lines into albums? Perfect! Let's just hope she shops at Target and actually purchases the album.

Posted by: This Music Sucks at 04/09/09 1:27 PM | Reply
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Prince recognizes true beauty and is not afraid to let everyone know about it.
This only goes to show that Salma must be stunning if one were to meet her in person.. HAY CARAMBA!!

Posted by: SubSickAlien at 04/09/09 1:34 PM | Reply
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lol that is hilarious. Prince rules.

Posted by: Mike at 04/09/09 2:39 PM | Reply
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Prince = THE BEST!

Posted by: I PEE GOLD at 04/09/09 9:59 PM | Reply
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When Prince writes you a song about your luscious breasts, you don't fight it.

I know I wouldn't.

Posted by: disgruntled hipster no. 416 at 04/10/09 4:02 PM | Reply
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huh. funny line. love Prince, but the new 3-disc is ridicously bad, maybe around 6 good songs on the whole bunch...

Posted by: MM at 04/10/09 4:52 PM | Reply
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