Psychic Killer

Man 1: What's with the funny suit?

Man 2: I'm the singer for the Killers.

Posted by: Joey G at 02/02/07 8:57 PM  | Reply
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man 2 : is that the poor man's kevin costner?
man 1 : is that a poor man's justin timberlake???

Posted by: dude at 02/03/07 1:29 PM  | Reply
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Man 1: Hi, Im Elvis

Man 2: I'm Jesus, nice to meet you

Posted by: adam at 02/03/07 1:32 PM  | Reply
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i can't wait to tune in to smackdown to see if elvis loses the belt.

Posted by: vinnie at 02/03/07 1:57 PM  | Reply
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Elvis Guy: Hey What's up?

Brandon Flowers: Not too much.

Posted by: Riley at 02/03/07 2:06 PM  | Reply
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man 2: i'm brandon flowers and i'm the best thing to ever happen to music in the whole world.
man 1: you're not that big in japan.

Posted by: pearl at 02/03/07 2:29 PM  | Reply
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"This guy thinks he looks like Elvis in that suit."

"This guy thinks he looks like a serious artist with that 'stache."

Posted by: gary at 02/03/07 3:14 PM  | Reply
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haha, I like the Jesus one

Posted by: Danielle at 02/03/07 3:16 PM  | Reply
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elvis: ugh, that stache has got to go. and to think i thought gwen stefani's new album was bad

Posted by: aaron at 02/03/07 3:59 PM  | Reply
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Brandon: Nice suit.
Elvis: Nice Udon.

Posted by: den at 02/03/07 4:15 PM  | Reply
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Elvis: Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
Brandon Flowers: I'm Chris Gaines, bitch!

Posted by: wilfordbrimley at 02/03/07 4:18 PM  | Reply
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Elvis: Ive heard the Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Bubble Tea is to die for!

Posted by: Mirrorful at 02/03/07 4:56 PM  | Reply
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Elvis: Are you applying for a job here too?

Brandon Flowers: No... Just waiting for my boyfriend to get off of work.

Posted by: eddie at 02/03/07 5:08 PM  | Reply
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elvis impersonator: do you ever feel like a complete fake, like you've become something that has nothing to do with who you are, like you are just copping a feel on the talent of someone else?

brandon flowers: huh?

Posted by: hehe at 02/03/07 5:13 PM  | Reply
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Flowers: Dude, as much as you claim to sound like Elvis, you're not.

Elvis: Okay, Bruce.

Posted by: Erin at 02/03/07 5:19 PM  | Reply
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Elvis: Nixon?

Flowers: i've seen this somewhere before...

Posted by: udon'tknowme at 02/03/07 5:40 PM  | Reply
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Elvis: That's a nice suit. (Wink)

Brandon: Oh no I know what's on your mind, I'm not gay, I'm just very fashionable. (In Brandon's mind: "Yeah Right")

Posted by: narcissist101 at 02/03/07 5:52 PM  | Reply
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They are both thinking...

"Dude, When is the Pope going to show up so we can get this stupid joke over with."

Posted by: Zayin_451 at 02/03/07 5:57 PM  | Reply
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japanese dude is thinking - man, deadwood is the best show, i'm going to start dressing like that dude.

Posted by: j.s.d. (just some dude) at 02/03/07 6:34 PM  | Reply
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E: You remind me of my old boyfriend, Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year.
B: Get your own material.

Posted by: jules at 02/03/07 8:10 PM  | Reply
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Man #1 - "I keep looking at these different combo meals, but I really can't decide. I want something satisfying, something sweet, something down-to-earth."

BF - "Sam's Town is it. It's gonna be the one that keeps rock 'n' roll afloat. And I can say that 'til the cows come home." (Entertainment Weekly, October)

Posted by: Eric DH at 02/03/07 8:12 PM  | Reply
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Elvis: Hi, how are-

Flowers: Mind if I carve out your insides in order to inhabit your body, wearing it as a suit, so as to tragically hijack the music of, and pathetically masquerade as, yet another icon of American music thus further confirming my status as merely a sad, sorry simulacrum of an artist?

Elvis: Say wha-

Flowers: I have a moustache.

Posted by: rich at 02/03/07 11:22 PM  | Reply
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Elvis: I recognize you! Whats up?

Brandon Flowers: Nothing much, you know just being the greatest artist ever. Often I go home and think about how great I am for hours at a time. I am offended when people dont stop and ask me for my autograph. I would put myself on a level with God, but twice as powerful. But besides that, nothing.

Posted by: Andrew at 02/04/07 1:34 AM  | Reply
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BF: Hello, I'm a mack
E: And I'm on PCP

Posted by: Harry at 02/04/07 1:42 AM  | Reply
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Flowers: What are you doing here?

Elvis: Well, I had a show, and I ran out on it because I realized there is no glory in having a career pretending to be someone else. What are you doing here?

Flowers: Waiting for my beard to grow, hoping someone will walk up to me and think I am Bruce Springsteen.

Posted by: Sam at 02/04/07 8:12 AM  | Reply
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Your guess is as good as mine, seeing as Brendon Flowers is so goddamn unpredictable.

Posted by: S.S. at 02/04/07 8:13 AM  | Reply
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'Elvis' to Flowers: I see we both are musical impersonators!

Posted by: Dw Dunphy at 02/04/07 10:51 AM  | Reply
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Brandon: I'm thinking about accessorizing for my next album. What size cape you wear?

Elvis: Oh my God, you're a douche.

Posted by: Joosse at 02/04/07 12:28 PM  | Reply
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Both: "He doesn't look a THING like Jesus."

Posted by: Pants at 02/04/07 1:48 PM  | Reply
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^OMG brilliant!

Posted by: Melissa at 02/04/07 3:09 PM  | Reply
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BF: Yes, Yes I Can. And no, i dont have anymore fried sandwiches.

Posted by: Kprime at 02/04/07 3:59 PM  | Reply
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Elvis: People think I'm dead.
Flowers: Me too.

Posted by: Feelgoodtime05 at 02/04/07 4:14 PM  | Reply
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Flowers: "People think I'm dead."
Elvis: "Me too."

Posted by: feelgoodtime05 at 02/04/07 4:16 PM  | Reply
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thought bubbles:

Elvis: "Just who does this guy think he is?"

Brandon: "I think I just figured out who I am going to be for album #3. Its perfect. They will love me!!!"

Posted by: eddie at 02/04/07 5:59 PM  | Reply
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"Butts"
"Also butts"

Posted by: Justin R at 02/04/07 8:16 PM  | Reply
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BF: Artist? Please, i hate that word.
Elvis: ummm... sorry, are you talking to me??

Posted by: vreen at 02/04/07 8:23 PM  | Reply
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Japanese Elvis: shabu shabu?
American Flowers: yakiniku?
Together: Bukkake!!!

Posted by: James at 02/05/07 3:12 AM  | Reply
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Your guess is as good as mine, seeing as Brandon Flowers is so goddamn unpredictable.

Posted by: Sam at 02/05/07 7:04 AM  | Reply
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Brandon: What are you doing here?

Fake Elvis: Well I was about to do a show when I realized that there is no glory in having a career based on pretending to be someone else. What are you doing here?

Brandon: Waiting for my beard to grow, hoping someone will think I am Bruce Springsteen.

Posted by: SS at 02/05/07 7:07 AM  | Reply
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B: Mustashe rides, 100 yen.
Elvis: Fucking sold!

Posted by: dannygutters at 02/05/07 8:58 AM  | Reply
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BFlow: When I grow up I want to be just like you....

Elvis: Bitch, please!

Posted by: DtotheW at 02/05/07 2:40 PM  | Reply
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Suit-Man: What's that on your left ear? Is that... Is that hair gel?

Elvis-Man: Umm... Yeah! Yeah, it is.

Posted by: Aidan at 02/06/07 7:52 PM  | Reply
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BF: So you wanna be in my band? It's called the killers?

Elvis: uhhuh huh! was that good impression? i've been working on that for a long time.

BF: loved it, ur in!
Elvis: uhhuh huh!

BF: ok shut up
ELVIS; UHHUH HUH!

bf punches elvis

Posted by: killernerd at 02/13/07 11:19 AM  | Reply
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