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NAME: Kings of Convenience PROGRESS REPORT: Recording their third studio LP, Quiet IS The New Loud (working title), at Esagono Studios near Reggio Emilia, Italy Things are coming full circle for Kings Of Convenience, at least as
Man 1: What's with the funny suit?
Man 2: I'm the singer for the Killers.
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man 2 : is that the poor man's kevin costner?
man 1 : is that a poor man's justin timberlake???
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Man 1: Hi, Im Elvis
Man 2: I'm Jesus, nice to meet you
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i can't wait to tune in to smackdown to see if elvis loses the belt.
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Elvis Guy: Hey What's up?
Brandon Flowers: Not too much.
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man 2: i'm brandon flowers and i'm the best thing to ever happen to music in the whole world.
man 1: you're not that big in japan.
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"This guy thinks he looks like Elvis in that suit."
"This guy thinks he looks like a serious artist with that 'stache."
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haha, I like the Jesus one
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elvis: ugh, that stache has got to go. and to think i thought gwen stefani's new album was bad
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Brandon: Nice suit.
Elvis: Nice Udon.
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Elvis: Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
Brandon Flowers: I'm Chris Gaines, bitch!
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Elvis: Ive heard the Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Bubble Tea is to die for!
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Elvis: Are you applying for a job here too?
Brandon Flowers: No... Just waiting for my boyfriend to get off of work.
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elvis impersonator: do you ever feel like a complete fake, like you've become something that has nothing to do with who you are, like you are just copping a feel on the talent of someone else?
brandon flowers: huh?
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Flowers: Dude, as much as you claim to sound like Elvis, you're not.
Elvis: Okay, Bruce.
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Elvis: Nixon?
Flowers: i've seen this somewhere before...
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Elvis: That's a nice suit. (Wink)
Brandon: Oh no I know what's on your mind, I'm not gay, I'm just very fashionable. (In Brandon's mind: "Yeah Right")
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They are both thinking...
"Dude, When is the Pope going to show up so we can get this stupid joke over with."
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japanese dude is thinking - man, deadwood is the best show, i'm going to start dressing like that dude.
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E: You remind me of my old boyfriend, Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year.
B: Get your own material.
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Man #1 - "I keep looking at these different combo meals, but I really can't decide. I want something satisfying, something sweet, something down-to-earth."
BF - "Sam's Town is it. It's gonna be the one that keeps rock 'n' roll afloat. And I can say that 'til the cows come home." (Entertainment Weekly, October)
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Elvis: Hi, how are-
Flowers: Mind if I carve out your insides in order to inhabit your body, wearing it as a suit, so as to tragically hijack the music of, and pathetically masquerade as, yet another icon of American music thus further confirming my status as merely a sad, sorry simulacrum of an artist?
Elvis: Say wha-
Flowers: I have a moustache.
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Elvis: I recognize you! Whats up?
Brandon Flowers: Nothing much, you know just being the greatest artist ever. Often I go home and think about how great I am for hours at a time. I am offended when people dont stop and ask me for my autograph. I would put myself on a level with God, but twice as powerful. But besides that, nothing.
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BF: Hello, I'm a mack
E: And I'm on PCP
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Flowers: What are you doing here?
Elvis: Well, I had a show, and I ran out on it because I realized there is no glory in having a career pretending to be someone else. What are you doing here?
Flowers: Waiting for my beard to grow, hoping someone will walk up to me and think I am Bruce Springsteen.
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Your guess is as good as mine, seeing as Brendon Flowers is so goddamn unpredictable.
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'Elvis' to Flowers: I see we both are musical impersonators!
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Brandon: I'm thinking about accessorizing for my next album. What size cape you wear?
Elvis: Oh my God, you're a douche.
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Both: "He doesn't look a THING like Jesus."
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^OMG brilliant!
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BF: Yes, Yes I Can. And no, i dont have anymore fried sandwiches.
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Elvis: People think I'm dead.
Flowers: Me too.
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Flowers: "People think I'm dead."
Elvis: "Me too."
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thought bubbles:
Elvis: "Just who does this guy think he is?"
Brandon: "I think I just figured out who I am going to be for album #3. Its perfect. They will love me!!!"
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"Butts"
"Also butts"
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BF: Artist? Please, i hate that word.
Elvis: ummm... sorry, are you talking to me??
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Japanese Elvis: shabu shabu?
American Flowers: yakiniku?
Together: Bukkake!!!
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Your guess is as good as mine, seeing as Brandon Flowers is so goddamn unpredictable.
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Brandon: What are you doing here?
Fake Elvis: Well I was about to do a show when I realized that there is no glory in having a career based on pretending to be someone else. What are you doing here?
Brandon: Waiting for my beard to grow, hoping someone will think I am Bruce Springsteen.
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B: Mustashe rides, 100 yen.
Elvis: Fucking sold!
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BFlow: When I grow up I want to be just like you....
Elvis: Bitch, please!
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Suit-Man: What's that on your left ear? Is that... Is that hair gel?
Elvis-Man: Umm... Yeah! Yeah, it is.
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BF: So you wanna be in my band? It's called the killers?
Elvis: uhhuh huh! was that good impression? i've been working on that for a long time.
BF: loved it, ur in!
Elvis: uhhuh huh!
BF: ok shut up
ELVIS; UHHUH HUH!
bf punches elvis
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