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July 16, 2007

Pumpkins Looking For Siamese Dreamers

From camp Corgan:

In a bit of a fun story, The Smashing Pumpkins are looking for the young girls that adorned the album cover of their record, SIAMESE DREAM. They have most definitely aged to their teens at this point, and are no longer conjoined. If anyone has any information on how to find the girls, please email web@smashingpumpkins.com

How do they know they're not conjoined anymore, but not their names? Also, if anyone knows where D'Arcy is ... Billy doesn't say hi.

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D'Arcy fell off the face of the Earth so I presumed she was dead. That was until a recent picture of her was posted on her fan site darcywretzky.org. Ummm, why the hell does she have a fan site anyways? Why waste money on a site that will never be updated?

Posted by: J at 07/16/07 11:00 AM | Reply
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In a bold effort to stay noticed, Billy Corgan tries to talk about something that was popular 8 years ago.

Kid from Nevermind cover was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: zedpop at 07/16/07 12:51 PM | Reply
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wow. nobody has anything good to say about one of the best albums ever made.

Posted by: nicko at 07/16/07 2:32 PM | Reply
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saw james iha walking down ludlow in the lower east side yesterday

Posted by: gaurav at 07/16/07 2:38 PM | Reply
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i never really liked the goo goo dolls at all anyway...

Posted by: Rygun at 07/16/07 3:14 PM | Reply
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those girls were actually conjoined?

Posted by: seth at 07/16/07 3:53 PM | Reply
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in regards to the nevermind baby, it just so happens...
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/6831
[via boing boing]

Posted by: christoball at 07/16/07 4:18 PM | Reply
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People are morons, they were never conjoined. VERY DIFFICULT homework such as flipping the album over and seeing a picture of them standing apart would have confirmed that. So, "How do they know they're not conjoined anymore, but not their names?" ... because it was a joke.

Posted by: g at 07/16/07 4:44 PM | Reply
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It's only a matter of time before VH1 gives the Siamese Dreamers, the Nevermind kid, the Blind Melon bee girl, and the Pablo Honey baby their own "Celebreality" series...

Posted by: Hypeful at 07/16/07 4:46 PM | Reply
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i thought it was relatively well known that the girl was D'arcy's niece or something...

guess that was a bunch of nonsense.

Posted by: foodi at 07/16/07 4:51 PM | Reply
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I sat next to James on a downtown N train last Tuesday. The day "Zeitgeist" was released. I felt sad.

Posted by: Jen at 07/16/07 4:56 PM | Reply
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What is this album thing I'm supposed to "Flip over"?

Posted by: 2 sheds at 07/16/07 8:27 PM | Reply
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James F*cking Iha

http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2006/07/17/four-birthday-notes/

Posted by: F-in Iha at 07/16/07 9:36 PM | Reply
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> People are morons, they were never conjoined. VERY > DIFFICULT homework such as flipping the album over > and seeing a picture of them standing apart would > have confirmed that.

Yeh, but u cant flip over a mp3, Grandpa!!

Posted by: seth at 07/16/07 10:46 PM | Reply
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Mp3's are for faggots who like to have dogshit quality music. BTW die Seth, you transsexual cock-smoker.

Posted by: Tbones at 07/17/07 12:30 AM | Reply
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Somebody escaped the Youtube comment pages...

Posted by: yup at 07/17/07 12:35 AM | Reply
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BOOBIES!!

Posted by: jassalol at 07/17/07 5:05 AM | Reply
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i always thought the one on the left was Billy.

Posted by: stephen at 07/17/07 6:38 AM | Reply
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>Mp3's are for faggots who like to have dogshit >quality music. BTW die Seth, you transsexual >cock-smoker.

oh my goodness...

Posted by: seth at 07/17/07 3:43 PM | Reply
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Zedpop, you thought Siamese Dream was "popular" in 1999? Hey guys, look at the new album I got! Guys? Be my friend?

Posted by: durf at 07/22/07 1:05 PM | Reply
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will the real Siamese Dream twins please stand up???

Posted by: amy at 07/22/07 10:03 PM | Reply
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One of those kids is related to Billy Corgan. Lameass publicity - he should try a car exiting crotch flash or prison.

Posted by: Stephen at 07/23/07 11:39 AM | Reply
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I know one of the girls. She is still as cute as she was then!

Posted by: goldie at 09/28/07 12:15 AM | Reply
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