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December 24, 2004
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She's so fat. Ew.
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Britney looks beautiful. Don't be a retard, Caitlin.
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Tears are cascading down my face right now. His soul patch is to die. TO DIE FOR.
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she doesnt look fat to me
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Sooo... is it real, or the genius work of Photoshop?
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yo, it sucks that they will have to pay a lot more money to have new x-mas cards printed out next year, nice the'll be divorced by then
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Seconding the "She's so fat. Ew." She's never been hot to me.
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I just absolutely love Brit. She could do so much better than Kevin.
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I agree she is unattractive but how the hell is she fat?
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look at her arm! thats where the fat is. she could throw a mean punch with that so i'll shutup.
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c'mon she's not fat. her arms are real bulky though.
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i'd hit it.
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her arm is NOT fat and kevin fed is fuckingfine.
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She's not fat, but she could stand to lighten up on the eyeliner. Meanwhile, Kevin is reminding me a bit of Uncle Rico... must be the soul patch and the ice on his earlobe. Trying just a little too hard to be fly.
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Couldn't he have at least shaved and showered on his wedding day? Brit makes an effort to look good, so he should as well.
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She's chunky - Brit's always been a big girl -- but here's what I want to know -- how can she stand to touch Grease Boy's dirty hair?? *gag*
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so tired of the hate. i'm not a fan of hers either, but, like her or not, can't we just hope for the best with the marriage? if there's unhappiness to follow from this, so be it, but we don't have to pile it on pre-emptively.
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ughhh man arms grease stasch
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britney is buxom, look it up. It's hot alright, no one likes weird skinny girls
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Some of you people are really bad. Britney is really beautiful my opnion,you guys just cant take the fact that there is people in he world that look better than you.
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Yes, because it's normal to defend Britney like she's your sister's weird friend that you don't really like yourself but have always felt bad for.
I don't know...she's had a weird life, and I do feel a bit bad for her, but I can't help but enjoy this path she's on. I hope she's enjoying it a little, too--somehow, I doubt it though.
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Happy Festivus Stereogum!
In other news, Caitlin, perhaps you should help yourself to a sandwich if you seem to think that Britney Spears is fat.She may be trailer park trash but she is not even close to being over weight.
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My favorite parts are the detached collar & cuffs.
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I love britttt
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I love britttt
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I love Brit also, but she can do sooo much better. Does he ever shave?
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she has a 9th grade education. maybe she missed a health class or two.
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I dont think she is fat, but I do seem to be suffering from octal herpes after viewing the picture. Where did she hide the cheetos?
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It's not a collar.. It's a necklace that is handmade lace, and so are the gloves.. They match the lace on the train of her dress..
I think Brit Brit is beautiful, and I think Kevin is hot too.. No where is she fat, it's called muscle ton.. So lay off. The only people who call her fat are the fat jealous girls who can get a guy or stay on Weight Watchers to save their lives..
Cute card, btw!
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DUDE! If you had just said, "If you liked The Rocky Horror Picture Show then you'll love the Fiery Furnaces," it would have saved me a couple of minutes of downloading this shit illegally. ugh! you lost 2 points with me.
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caitlin is a fat girls name. ur probably a fat irish shit. go get laid
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caitlin is a fat girls name. ur probably a fat irish sh!t. go get laid
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The dress would be stunning if she didn't have those white trash circa 1983 wrist cuffs and neck thing. Brit you should have gone with a nice simple pendant necklace and a simple braclet!
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britney looks pretty! hey they look happy together
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Its kinda funny how society in general looks down so much on celebrities who date or marry non celebrities. Most guys should be flattered that Britney would fuck Joe Blow, and even marry him. That means YOU (average joes) have a chance when this one crashes and burns. She could have married Fred Durst you know. HAHA Oh yea, they did not have sexual relations. Right?
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Somehow he just know that she does not shave her pussy. Interesting.
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B.O.C. its me from the gwen comments, Passion, i wrote you and found that ur here last so are u still here?
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Thanks ya'll, we here in POot City discovered what a soul patch is! Pernil Rules!
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John Mayer and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 lock lips!
http://talk.livedaily.com/showthread.php?t=449430
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Hey why are they wishing me a merry christmas when its a few days after chritmas? OH well
http://ssound12.blogspot.com/
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No really. She's obese. Ew.
Fatass.
Actually, Caitlin is not a fat girls name. I'm 5'7 and 115 pounds, perfectly normal.
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perfectly normal? Is there such a thing? Hah
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Britney's New year's resolutions:
1. stop chain-smoking
2. stop going barefoot to public bathrooms
3. stop eating cheetos
4. stop drinking
6. stop marrying any average-broke-skinny-scrub that crosses my way
7. stop wearing trashy clothes
8. go see a doctor for some Accutane or Proactiv prescriptions
9. stop singing
10.stop lip-synching
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Brit needs a shave as well.
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well shes not fat, she could stand to tone up those elephant trunk arms, and do a few crunches, but what gets me is what does she see in him? I mean he hardly had shit goin on except 4 the fact he was/is a bckup dancer...it's gotta be the dick and hes gotta eat some mean pussy..other than that ya' got me......damn mental picture....bout to cough up my breakfast gotta go..but kev keep chowin' down baby its obviously gettin' YOUR bills paid..LOL
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I'm just kidding. I love Britney Spears, and I'm just horribly jealous. What I meant what that I'm 7'5 and 11500 lbs. Perfectly normal!
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ok..just get a live ok? Cause only then ill be able to get one myself too :)
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Yea I think Britney is extreamly fat. And I love it, I love my fatties.
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Hallo! Es hat sich doch gezeigt, dass die 301 Umleitung einer minus-31 Domain nichts bringt weil die Seite auf die umgeleitet wird auch auf Platz 31 landet. Wenn nun jemand seine -31 Domain auf meine Domain umleiten wurde um mich als Konkurrenten zu argern, gabe es fur mich keine Moglichkeit diese Manipulation herauszufinden.
fey katie
Ich wurde ratseln was ich falsch gemacht hatte und dabei ist es nur ein Trick der Konkurrenz. Edit: Ich habe die Frage vergessen! Gibt es doch eine Moglichkeit herauszufinden ob jemand seine Domain auf meine umgeleitet hat?
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