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Jon Bon Jovi Is Such A Doll

Now your Fall Out toys will have someone to get frisky with! All that's missing is that "Wanted Dead Or Alive" cowboy hat.

 

Spawn.com also is putting out a Richie Sambora doll. We'd show ya, but it doesn't involve a powder-blue muscle shirt.

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What makes this doll so incredible is that it is actually life size.

Posted by: Mike at 04/09/07 11:44 AM | Reply
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I am so scared right now.

Posted by: Scotta at 04/09/07 2:35 PM | Reply
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JBJ gets a rough time these days! go and put on New Jersey or Keep The Faith. In an hours time you'll be eating your words like a whore.

Posted by: stephen at 04/09/07 3:17 PM | Reply
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It actually looks like a pretty spiffin' doll, sans the fact that Bon Jovi's kind of a tool.

I'm jealous of that pop-up ad in his neck.

Posted by: hen at 04/09/07 7:58 PM | Reply
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HE ROCKS...AND THE DOLL, I LOVE IT!!!

Posted by: CHERYL at 04/14/07 3:53 PM | Reply
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I love the doll and I love him. It's about time they made a doll...he's a living legend.

Posted by: monk at 03/06/08 7:37 PM | Reply
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