Kanye Unveils Practical Footwear, Is Not Doing Porn

Bright red Louis Vuitton sneakers with a flap to tuck your pants into! Finally. He tells NY Times men's fashion blog "The inspiration [for the shoes] came from a jacket with a huge collar in the movie Dune. West went on: "Most [of them] focus on the tongue, so I wanted to do something different." (That is definitely what she said.) Becoming a designer also happens to be the best way to ensure you stop getting turned away at fashion shows. If that rouge boot clashes with, well, everything you own, worry not: they come in other colors. Interesting but hardly unexpected; it's not like Ye was gonna spend so much time blogging about hot looks without eventually making 'em. Maybe this pic with Aziz means a Kanye standup set is around the corner.

Also it looks like some people are taking that whole "Be Kanye" thing literally. Sorry ladies, reports of Lil West's film debut have been greatly exaggerated. But just in case, what would Kanye's porn name be? Best answer gets a copy of his adult film that's coming out never.

Posted at 10:02 AM by amrit in Rock Shoes
Tags: Kanye West

20 Comments

Big Wayne.

Posted by: xyz at 01/23/09 10:23 AM  | Reply
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Love Cockdown

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you could have been a contender if you had only posted it once.

Posted by: grace6697  in reply to televisionarie's comment at 01/23/09 10:41 AM  | Reply
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sorry, got screwed up. alas, i fully admit to being a moron.

Posted by: televisionarie  in reply to grace6697's comment at 01/23/09 10:58 AM  | Reply
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i was just kidding.

love cockdown cannot be beat.

Posted by: grace6697  in reply to televisionarie's comment at 01/23/09 11:28 AM  | Reply
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You have got to be kidding me. Surely this is the end of civilization as we know it.

Posted by: Owl Bowl at 01/23/09 10:59 AM  | Reply
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Those are so Devo! (Needless to bring SNL's rotten soul up again.)

Posted by: jocko homo at 01/23/09 11:07 AM  | Reply
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Red is my favorite color and I would not buy those

Posted by: EnchantingWizardofRhythm at 01/23/09 11:26 AM  | Reply
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Posted by: fucking Kanye and his lameness needs to put on a pair of boots and walk into a "setting" Sun at 01/23/09 12:02 PM  | Reply
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Gold Dicker

Posted by: Tee at 01/23/09 1:00 PM  | Reply
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Jesus Scats

All Balls Down

Drunk and Hot Girls (pretty hard one there. lol, I said pretty hard)

Homecumming

13inch Brother

Flashing Dykes (I do not like using that word, but any Kanye fan knows that is probably pretty realistic, because he fucking loves it)

oh, who am I kidding? Love Cockdown is an automatic win.

Posted by: EmanuelV at 01/23/09 1:22 PM  | Reply
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"what would Kanye's porn name be?"

Posted by: hey readers - R E A D  in reply to EmanuelV's comment at 01/23/09 2:17 PM  | Reply
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Kanye West as 'WeakBone' ∙starring in∙ "I never should have let my mother get that botched surgery that was obviously a fit of vanity"

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Jizz Brains!!!

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Your move LA Gear...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZRzNlIPLjc

Posted by: mark at 01/23/09 2:39 PM  | Reply
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Louis Vuitton Dong.

Posted by: G. Din at 01/23/09 3:41 PM  | Reply
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We have a winner

Posted by: Scott  in reply to G. Din's comment at 01/23/09 4:09 PM  | Reply
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Robocock

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Gorge Bush.

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Cockye

Barry Bond's Cock

I Wonder: if You Do Anal

Yeye Stronger

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