Rolly Polly Phishheads
Sure, Phish is no more ... but I just had to share this with you, even if it is a two-and-a-half year old message board post. Found at phantasytour.com. Thanks Ricky for sending my way...
Posted by PhishdawgThat's good advice for any concert! Learn from this dude's mistake and don't be toking gasoline before that Sufjan show at Merc.
01/24/03 7:10PM ET
I must say folks last night was the most intense night of my life. I was released from the hospital this morning, the doctor said i was lucky to be alive. With furthur tests i might have suffered slight brain damage, the doctors are at this moment unsure.
Yesterday me and a few buddies decided to drop acid, and during our trip we decide to smoke bowls. We were having a great time up until my friend said "hey i heard on a phish board that if you put gasoline in the bong it will get you way faded." So being the stupid ass stonner that i am, i decided to indulge. We went to the local Chevron and put in $1 of premuium with techron into my 3 foot roor. I took the first hit. At first i felt really dizzy, i started vomiting, and then i passed out. That night i woke up in the hospital with the worst headache i have ever had. Needless to say i am luck to be alive.I must warn everyone to never try anything like this again. I realize i have a slight drug problem and i am now enrolled in a treatment center. If i can give anyone advice it would be to never try anything that is out of the ordinary, no strage drug combos. BE SAFE OUT THERE PEOPLE!
Posted at 11:07 AM
Those wacky genius Phish fans...what will they think of next??
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What a dumbass. Everyone knows you're supposed to use desiel, not that unleaded schwag.
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Uh oh, here come the "dumb hippie hating" emo kids.
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Emo kids? Uhhh, 2002 called, it wants its post back.
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JoeMama was that you noodling in the corner at Stringcheese last week?
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Zing! Has VH1 offered you your own pop culture commentary show yet, Topher?
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I'm waaaay too old to be an emo kid. But you're never too old to hate hippies.
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also don't be "dusting." that shit will kill you.
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Last night me and my Phish friends got way faded and poured nitric acid into a bowl of Phish Food Ice Cream. Dude, needless to say I woke up with a wicked bad stomach ache. I realized I have a bit of intelligence problem and checked myself back into grade school.
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haha. phishdawg.
is it just me or are my comments getting shittier and shittier every day?
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If only Darwinism applied to this idiot...
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that post was from 2003 ... in 2005 Phishdawg is a mid-level assistant in the Bush administration
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once when i was 12 or so and visiting a farm i tried to learn how to siphon gasoline out of a tractor into a plastic jug. i swallowed about a cup of that stuff. ... shit i think i have to go puke just thinking about it.
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um... OMFG!
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"is it just me or are my comments getting shittier and shittier every day?"
It's "The Forbes Effect."
"The Man" ruins everything.
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...eat them up, yum.
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good thing he didn't get a chance to suck a burner through the slide.
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The best part of that thread is the post from "Siwook" saying "you just supported terrorism"
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What a moron. As everyone knows, THC is soluble in alcohol, so drawing the smoke through gasoline would likely lower the THC content of the smoke. Duh!
BTW, I can't be the only one here to have followed Phish for at least part of a summer. Dirty hippie sex, hazy hippie drugs, and lengthy vaccum cleaner solos: who could ask for anything more?
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You are right, you aren't the only one.
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phish was my favorite band from 92-2000, i saw them play many, many times. i did know people this stupid...
it was a very good time in my life. and i lived to tell about it.
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I dont mind admitting that my version of this was that, in the absence of something else to smoke, corn husks would give a buzz. Nope, just smells bad.
Of course the shocker of my story being that I was in the middle of Illinois in a cornfield when this great idea came up.
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gasoline? amateur. youre supposed to put anti-freeze up in that bitch!!
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jeezus weeping christ. i mean i like to smoke out and used to trip constantly but to hell with gas-related stuff. huffing paint thinner and glue and that white trash shite. yer lucky the gas fumes didn't ignite when you lit the fugger.
cheap buzzes are not worth it. they make simple dope smokers look bad if the public equates responsible users with people who sail out on freakin household chems. not to mention this sort of thing actually CAN and DOES do serious damage to your brain, heart and nervous system or induce cancer, etc.
That fact puts other not-so-harmful drugs in a terrible light as far as the masses are concerned.
glad yer still with us. but jeez.
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Never heard any of Jerrys kids doing that! I think the guy that posted that was K-Fed, I hope the babies alright...how bout Brits ultra sound gummer any chance of you posting it? Becareful out there on the left coast since we all now know that Snoop has the LA devil weed, and Willies smoke is just mediocre (according to the new issue of Esquire)jeez what ever happened to plan old model glue? I'm just going to stick with meth & crack till something better shows up...
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hey guess what he's a lier. Gas + lit bong = fiery explosion. It's the vapors that ignite the fuel doesn't even have to touch the burning bud. f-ing idiot.
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What a candy-ass. I guess Claire never told him about "Fry"?
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no shit dumb ass - it's diesel, not gasoline - duh ;)
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HAHA! YOU MUTHERFUCKERS ARE NOW IN THE TRAP KNOWN AS THE EPICNESS OF PHANTASY TOUR!!! HAHAH!!! FUCKIN TWILLY HEADS WE RULE THE FUCKIN INTERNET YOU SHWAG SMOKIN INDIE I WANT TO BE DIFFERENT AND SUCK ANOTHER MANS COCK AND KILL MYSELF LIKE KURT COBAIN HAHAHAHAHA
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Reminds me of a joke -
What's orange and red and looks good on a hippie?
FIRE!
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nice post, i am a regular on phantasytour and was surprised to see this on stereogum.
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Hey, nice indie shag haircut. It goes well with the polyester Levi's you stole from your grandfather, retro t-shirt from urban outfitters and asic tiger sneakers that are fashionably worn in. I like your pair of black horn rimmed glasses. Even though you don't need them because your vision is 20/20. By the way, that's a sweet messenger shoulder bag you have there. I bet it comfortably carries your rare My Bloody Valentine vinyl.
Hey, I saw you at the Alex's last night with your token Asian hipster girlfriend.. Hope you didn't get a hangover from drinking to much PBR. I heard you started a 60's garage rock rip off band even though you can’t play an instrument worth a shit. I hope that goes well for you. Maybe get a few gigs down at the Lizard Lounge. Nothing too big, though. Wouldn’t want to garner too much attention or sell out. Hey, maybe you’ll get a split 7” on Matador Records. That would be deck. You know what, you should play a few gigs down at your apartment. You know, the one with all the retro 70’s furniture in puke green, orange, and yellow. Afterwards you can get Karl to read the communist manifesto, because communism is righteous. Then maybe you could share some of your lame writing/artwork, even though you can’t paint like shit, take pictures like shit or write like shit.
Anyway, I’m out. I’m going back to my cave of an apartment to listen to some indie rock you’ve probably never heard of. Call me this weekend. We’ll go shopping for thrift store sweaters and eat at that vegan restaurant that makes are farts smell like death. Later...
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omg like i would totally like omg do this like yes!!! brb lol, like im so fat and nasty, id fuck anyone like omg just do me
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Hello, My name is Dan Greenhaus. I am the top news reporter at Phantasy Tour and am know by many as "Scoophaus". (Ladies, take notice, I'm single and am living the life in NYC! I have a 3 inchers and first saw Phish at MSG '02!!!) Ok Ok, back to the real issues. I'm looking for an OiNK invite for Kevin Shapiro...
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i liVe iN mEXiCO!!!!!!!
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WHY DONT YOU INDIE FAGS HEAD OVER TO PT AND GET YOUR MUTHERFUCKIN ASSES DOMINATED BY THE KING OF THE INTERNET. WE RULE THIS MUTHERFUCKER, NO DOUBT. ROLLY POLLY? ILL SHOW YOUR MOM A FUCKING ROLLY POLLY UP HER FUCKING SAGGY ASS, ILL PUT MY DICK SO FAR UP HER ASS MY PURPLE MONSTER PEEK A BOOS OUT OF HER COOTER PUSS, I OWN YOU MUTRHERFUCKERS
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wait, what the hell just happened?
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Don't even listen to those douchebags at PT. That site is full of posers and faggots who are jealous of anyone with a music career. Hell, they are obsessed with trashing me, and what the idiots don't realize is they sell HUNDREDS of albums for me with every thread! They're damn lucky I don't find out where some of them are and pistol whip them.
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This has taken a turn for the epic. This could be more fun than the Ashley Simpson board PT excursion
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panic rulz yer face newbs
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You really do not want PT to take over your board. It has happened before. Ashlee Simpson's board was completely taken over by PT
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Any other republicans from Baltimore around?
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i wear gel and like weener
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PT rulz face all ya bitchez dunt evin no
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Hi I'm Spimp31. Bitchy bitch bitch, McBitch. Conor Oberst is such a bitch. He is not worth wasting your money on. Don't encourage him by paying money to see him. You all suck. Everything sucks. I hate my life. Bitch.
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haha, one of PT classic threads. By the way, people normally posts really retarded shit there to get a rise out of the rest of the people there. It is quite entertaining at times. Just like this one is. Oh and don't believe anything that J_sneed says, he is a poser.
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confirmed, jackson sneed is a total newb poser
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i'm going to lose 5 pounds! i think, lol
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THE RICK LIVES...awesome!
SNEED LIVES...not so awesome.
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See, now everybody from this board is going to google Jackson sneed and go buy my records because I'm just that good.
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I think I'll go with Matsui for the ALCS MVP!
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Hello, I am a random PTer and as much fun as it is to screw around over here, I am one of the slower members of my community and have yet to figure out that anyone can post under any name over here, so, for example, Jackson Sneed isn't the REAL Jackson Sneed, and The Rick isn't the REAL The Rick. Sorry if this spoils the joke, but if we're gonna take over another board, let's do it proper...
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I just fucked wesingwithstrings...in his ASS!!! wait, I just fucked myself in the ass? Bisco rulz!
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Hi, this is Paul Glace. I run PT. But I will soon be handing over control to my favorite son, nathanlorenzt. May his rule be long and prosperous.
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pglace, your leaving us, what will we do without you.
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I want to fuck Bush in the ass! All you PT libs are fucking morons.
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pickles is geigh
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Man, will I ever live this down? So I tried to smoke weed through a gas bong. Like none of you have ever done that. I bet there were a bunch of people who went out and tried after they read that. I only did it once, and then I learned my lesson. This is what happens when you try and help.
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I just sold 10 more albums
Anybody want to buy a heady Trey print?
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emo indie pop kids fail at life
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Dakka Dakka
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Last Friday night, I got together with Mike, Page and Fish to talk openly about the strong feelings I've been having that the gasoline bong thread has run its course and that we should end it now while it's still on a high note. We don't want to become caricatures of ourselves, or worse yet, a nostalgia act. By the end of the meeting, we realized that after almost three years together we were faced with the opportunity to graciously step away in unison, as a group, united in our friendship and our feelings of gratitude.
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All your base are belong to us.
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well well,
is this a crazy crazy thread.
might as well put some old names up!
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i hope this is fake anyones stupid enough to try a phantasytour joke, probably should have died
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Hey message to The Rick and Johnny McHipster...
Lay off the PCP DUUUUUUUDDDDDDEEEE!
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DON'T PT THE INTERNETS
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Huh, seems like the PTers have lost interest in this thread. I have absolutely no idea what could be responsible for their short attention spans. It will forever remain a mystery, I suppose.
/As a former pizza-delivery driver Phishead, I salute you, PTers.
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*SNIFF SNIFF*
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Hey, this is Trey's thickythick girl, Jen. You best watch your step when it comes to badmouthing my boyfriend's ex-band and their fans. Trey's a good man. Just because he likes a lil' plump lovin' from the Hartsinator doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Sure, he likes to do the occasional line of coke off my ass, but who wouldn't? I mean, there's so much room to work with back there. Trey says snorting coke off my ass reminds him of fresh snow falling in the Green mountains of Vermont. And I believe him because he's my lover. BACK OFF, ALL YOU SCRAWNY HIPPIE BITCHES!
So watch your step, juniors. Otherwise the future Mrs. Trey Anastasio is going to waddle on over to your houses and eat you with a side of pork rinds.
Peace, I'm outta' here!
J-Harts
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jethuth chrith!
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uh?
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BUMP!
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Hey at least it was a Roor.
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