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February 15, 2005

Ryan Cabrera's Autograph

"The new lower back tattoo" (link via the groupies at Gawker).

Posted at 10:22 AM




19 Comments

this is the worst thing i think i've ever seen. worse than tinkerbell the dog. worse than britney spears' dogs. worse even than britney's foot fungus. this is indeed the worst.

Posted by: k at 02/15/05 10:52 AM | Reply
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Worse than Ashlee Simpsons singing.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 02/15/05 10:55 AM | Reply
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Seriously, where do they find these people? My favorite shot on her webshots page is the one where their thongs are hanging out of the top of their pants- I'm sorry, did we suddenly re-enter 2002?

Posted by: KATIE at 02/15/05 11:20 AM | Reply
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good lord, i despise ryan cabrera.

Posted by: ben at 02/15/05 11:50 AM | Reply
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i want to see the same shot again after 3 kids each!

Posted by: lrc at 02/15/05 12:04 PM | Reply
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Ewwwwww he is such a massive tool! The look that this guy always has on his face reminds me of when Will Sasso used to do Lance Bass on Mad TV. That glazed over dopey look.

Posted by: Grimmone at 02/15/05 12:41 PM | Reply
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the webshots page doesn't exist anymore.

Posted by: candice at 02/15/05 1:03 PM | Reply
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Only some homely, drunken sorority shrew would appreciate his music, and for that matter, his signature on their lower back where a retarded tattoo of a fairy or asian charicature would normally be.

Posted by: david brent at 02/15/05 2:52 PM | Reply
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wow... i am in shock. seriously. i wonder how old these women are...

Posted by: betsy at 02/15/05 4:00 PM | Reply
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I once saw someone do that with a Morrissey autograph. He got the sig on his arm after Moz left the soundcheck, announced, "I'm going to get this tatooed", left, came back a couple hours later with the tat.

Posted by: Justin at 02/15/05 6:37 PM | Reply
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Are these dumb whores going to even remember who Ryan Cabrera was when they are old and saggy?

Posted by: Courtney at 02/15/05 10:17 PM | Reply
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ryan cabrera is my fav singer in the world and if anyone has a prob with it the kiss it ok he is very hot and you r just geliuos that you cant be him or have him

Posted by: ashley at 02/28/05 2:56 PM | Reply
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Who EVER IS DISSING RYAN U CAN GO %%%% URSELF WAKE UP JUGDE HIM4 WHO HE REALLY IS NOT HOW HE LOOK, NOT HOW HE DRESES, NOT BY HOW AMAZINGLY CUTE HE IS, BUT 4 WHO HE IS I THINK HES AN AWSOME SINGER I LUV THE SONG 40 KINDS OF SADDENSS AND I GOT HIS CD CALLED TAKE IT ALL AWAY ITS GOOD U SHOULD BUY IT

Posted by: RACHEL at 03/30/05 12:46 AM | Reply
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whoever thinks that ryan isn't a hotty is a freaken dork! ha ha

Posted by: Melanie at 04/02/05 5:33 PM | Reply
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sarah - he is so hot and sexy(w/ shirt off hehe)

bo - he's da hottest of da hottest of da hottest of da hottest of da hottest of da hottest of da hottest of da hottest of da hottest of da hottest of da hottest...rite? no ok

Posted by: SaRaH aNd Bo at 10/16/05 2:47 AM | Reply
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Ryan ur soooooooooooooooooooooo H.O.T.T.(hot.over.the.top.) who ever thinks that he is not hot is a frigin'A!@ H*&^% and should look again cause he is the hottest of the hot and i could go on and on about him 4 hours but im sure u dont want me 2 cause id m wastin ur time.

I LOVE YOU RYAN CABRERA!!!!!!!:) ;)
YOURE LOVING FAN LISA L.

Posted by: Lisa at 10/31/05 4:51 PM | Reply
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Ryan is the SEXIEST man ever!!! He has so much talent and its time people realize that! He is AMAZING! I love him so damn much! I LOVE YOU RYAN!!!!!!!

Posted by: Steff at 11/08/05 4:08 PM | Reply
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Ryan u are an amazing artist i wont to be just like u when i grow up, i am aged 15 and i already know to play guitar, drums and keyboards.

i love u ryan.

Posted by: aleisha at 03/05/08 9:17 PM | Reply
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