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March 29, 2005

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Omarosa, Jose Conseco, and Balki are finally under one roof. Meet the Surreal Life 5 cast here (click on first Photo Gallery).

Posted at 8:25 AM




19 Comments

good gawd...Balki,Canseco and Pep...what would Jim Rome think...

Posted by: dennard at 03/29/05 10:59 AM | Reply
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Bronson Pinchot...loved him in "True Romance" - he was truly one of my favorite characters.

Especially when that bag of coke blew all over his face while driving his convertible on the highway.

Oh how I miss large bags of coke in my convertible.

Posted by: richard at 03/29/05 11:20 AM | Reply
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Bronson, just get your lips wet it's time to have Pep.

Posted by: ken at 03/29/05 11:26 AM | Reply
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Omarosa? I hope Janice bitch slaps her on the first night.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 03/29/05 11:30 AM | Reply
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Do you think that Omarosa's 15 minutes are about up and is doing stuff like Fear Factor and Surreal Life to get what she can?? Sure she says that she's so busy and starting a clothing line and doing this and that, but if she were in fact that busy, would she do the surreal life?? It's not like the show is a career booster... Rather the fork at the end that says you're done!

Posted by: chris ives at 03/29/05 11:35 AM | Reply
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I predict Janice and Bronson will steal the show away from the others and, true to form, Omarosa is going to be FLAT OUT ANNOYING. I can't imagine a less exciting group of B-listers.

Posted by: EJ at 03/29/05 2:39 PM | Reply
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I bet Jose Canseco bangs everyone.

Posted by: david brent at 03/29/05 2:40 PM | Reply
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I have watched every season of The Surreal Life, but I think this is the first season I'll be skipping.

Posted by: Jason at 03/29/05 3:14 PM | Reply
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I got a peek at the lineup for the next Celebrity Fit Club, it's craptaaaaastic.

Posted by: SuperKim at 03/29/05 3:39 PM | Reply
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The Surreal Life is where pop culture goes to die.

Posted by: chris ives at 03/29/05 4:36 PM | Reply
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Oh, come on people...you know you love it.

Posted by: Rebecca at 03/29/05 5:32 PM | Reply
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You notice all the Canseco pics on that site are of him striking out and missing catches. Somebody on the inside is a hater! Can't blame 'em. Snitch.

Posted by: Ryan at 03/29/05 7:23 PM | Reply
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STANDING TALL, ON THE WINGS OF OUR DREAMS!!

I can't wait for Janice and Omarosa to fight!

and, I think the surprise hook up will be Janice and Jose, because they're both brutally honest about their drug use!

ok, who the hell is that blonde model? trust me, i know everything about pop culture...but why would they book someone unknown in America? eff that!

Posted by: Ellen at 03/30/05 12:54 PM | Reply
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who's on the new celeb fit club? i didn't see that on vh1.com

Posted by: Ellen at 03/30/05 1:05 PM | Reply
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Is Carey Hart still dating Pink?
I want his babies.

Posted by: Strongbad at 03/30/05 3:20 PM | Reply
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Janice is SOOOOOO annoying, I don't know if I could stand to watch her AND Omarossa on the SAME show. Peppa better kick their bitch asses!

Posted by: Billie at 03/30/05 3:30 PM | Reply
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I think Janice is a fake B---h!! In every way!

Posted by: lon at 09/04/05 12:14 PM | Reply
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I think Caprice & Carey are the only civilized cast members on this show. Oh! Let's not forget Carey's "HOT" show, "INKED"!!!

Posted by: lon at 09/04/05 12:21 PM | Reply
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I think Jose Conseco is the #1 jerk-off of all times. I hope all the players you slammed so that you can make $$$$ (since you can't as a HALL of Fame Player) slams you right back, you are a trader and you deserve EVERY SINGLE NEGATIVE COMMENT YOU GET!!!!! I'm not saying that the steriod use was right but who the hell are you to take down everyone else for doing exactly what they did? You are a sore sport. Your just bitter because you will never be in the hall of fame. Get over it. And now uou degrade yourself ever more by doind that stupid ass show. And we don't have any sympathy for you with that sad ass story about wanting to end your life. I hope you get everything you deserve. And you should keep wearing Caprices undies because you ARE a BIG Pus....y

Posted by: Diane at 10/19/05 9:24 AM | Reply
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