Sean Preston Federline Photos
A reader writes in...
From: TraceyThanks Tracey, you're right -- we've got our heads so far up Wolf Parade's ass we almost forgot to keep an eye out for these. Good luck with life Sean!
Sent: Wednesday, September 28, 2005 2:15 PM
To: Stereogum
Subject: Britney Strike?Scott, your non-indie snob readers with a sense of humor want their Britney update. Did I miss it?
If you haven't gotten this 500 times already, here are blurry pictures of Brit, K-Fed, and the Unluckiest Baby In Celebrityhood.
I'm not convinced that the person in the end photos are actually Kevin, but if it is, he's got quite the spare tire to work off, and what's with the man bun?
Also, the comments, emoticons, and embedded photos from the fans are just as golden as the Brit photos.
Posted at 2:20 PM
Brit looks good :D damn kevin! he has to leave :P
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if that is Kevin, he's also got a woman's hips. or marfan syndrome.
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didn't I see pictures elsewhere of BS and her mom carrying landry wrapped in towels to fool the paparazzi? overall, kind of fascinating how little buzz there is over the baby, after all is said and done. that isn't KFed, is it? repulsive!!
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laundry, not (Tom) landry.
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of all the comments on the linked site, this is my favorite:
"ewww..kevin just wen i thouhgt he cudnt get worse and i thouhgt he is getting better...brit looks ace as always...nice to see she is juts chilling but still the paps are really very able to pics of her house a lot...i do try and do sumthing about that if that was me.....!!!!"
i also liked the girl who flipped out on another girl for saying britney didn't look so good in those pictures.
all this drama is almost worth frequenting a britney forum and starting up my own feud.
wait...what?
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Lets get some CSI enhancement on those shots.
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thanks for the brit brit update. i am so totally gonna renew my stereogum subscription now. for reals, yo.
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This kind of post is (half of) what Stereogum's all about.
Thanks.
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dinner bells is the best song off the wolf parade cd
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Sean Preston? Preston? Preston is the grottiest town in all of the UK. It's most famous for having quite a big bus station. That poor kid...
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I disagree, Jar.
Dinner Bells is fantastic, but I'll Believe In Anything and It's A Curse are the winners, the former for songwriting and the latter because it is so fucking infectious and fun to dance to.
They didn't play Dinner Bells live :( It was upsetting.
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OK, I suck and and I live under a rock, but I'm genuinely confused...is the kid named Sean Preston or Preston Michael?
Or should I just refer to him as Cheeto from now own?
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i seriously thought the person on the right was a woman. spooky. why the heck is he wearing a bun, anyway? is this the new look for men with tires around the gut?
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Maybe it's just me but Wolf Parade's "I'll Believe in Anything" sounds an awful like the new INXS singer, JD, took over the vocals. The new indie Pretty Vegas...
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It IS a woman on the right.
There's no grey area here people.
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I think the person on the right IS a woman. Why would Kevin pull his shirt up just to cover the upper half of his torso? Wouldn't he just take it all the way off, especially being the classless trashy fool that we all know he is?
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No, seriously, that is K-Fed and he so kindly grew himself a 'sympathy' gut.
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take a look at the last two pictures, you can clearly see the tattoo on his shoulder. bun and belly-baring shirt notwithstanding, he's federline, yo
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I prefer "I'll Believe in Anything" and "Shine a Light." But they were pretty blah live. Sounded good, but need to work on the performance aspect. Probably a good thing that they get to watch the Arcade Fire everynight.
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that definitely is not federline! thats a chick! if it isn't, then thats a shame. but i'd put money on that being a chick. plus- "shine a light" is the best wolf parade song on the album!
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Ok we have to admit that Brit Brit clean up good.
She is loosing the Baby weight quick, i just hope her scar heal ok.
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Is anybody else hoping Britney keeps her pregnancy boobs? It would be just like old Britney again.
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She looks great. Baby is what,a week old. Good job brit!
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That is so NOT K-Fed. It's Britney's Mom, Lynn. DUH!!
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About time...needed my brit fix...new contest first post of K-feds new disc...I'm checking the torrent sites right now...thanks for the taste Scott
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Yes of course. Britney's mom is knwon for wearing cargo pants halfway down her ass along with boxers. Britney's mom also has a tattoo. Oh, and Britney's mom has a happy trail. Jeez, it's K-Fed; are you people blind?
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Britney who?
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YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD TO IF YOU HAD A PLASTIC SURGEON RIGHT THERE AFTER YOUR C-SECTION TO GIVE YOU A TUMMY TUCK AND GOD KNOWS WHATEVER ELSE.
SHE HAD A TUMMY TUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS STILL NASTY THO, I FEEL SORRYF OR THAT BABY WITH SUCH IMMATURE PARENST WHO HAVE NO MORALS THEMSELVES
POOR BRIT HAS BEEN SOLD OUT FOR MONEY , EVERYONE JUST LOVES HER MONEYA ND DOESNT CARE HOW SHE SELLS HERSELF TO GET IT
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Are some of Kevin's songs online somewhere? I'm sure they blow HARD.. but my curiousity is killing me!! Where can i hear them?
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I disagree with the tummy tuck, she might have had a lipo but tummy tuck is not a surgery that you can have after having your first child.
She is planing to have another kid so a tummy tuck is a real bad move right now...
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britt's baby is soooooooo cute!!!
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hey, i think u don't have any right to judge britney or kevin.. you don't know know them people... I think you're just jealous that after a long time of hard works everyone of u are still a loser, no career, fame and money... you will never know the totally of the person just by watching crapy news and reading false tabloids....
i think they will be great parents not like everyone of you who waited for any negative comments from gossips... run your life before assuming what will happen to sean preston's life after he grows up!
kevin is the man! Brit chooses him AND NOT YOU! hahaha! pity people who cannot do anything just to destroy britney who's already a pop icon...
sean preston is the luckiest baby in the world...
if you're jealous of his status... kill yourself, false tabloids might invent another story how you're killed... at least before u died, u experienced the 10 minutes fame... POUR GOSSIPY SOULS!
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who said that britney and kevin has no morale? maybe you're talking to yourself OMG! hahaha!
stupid!
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someone really needs to post the k-fed music links. that'd be bangin.
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i think that she should show the baby face
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Cassandra i think you need to read more!
Most people here are saying nice stuff about Brit Brit, for a change.
And Brit and Kev has no MORAL!
People with moral don't do the things they did and they are going straight to hell for this!
And by the way i have a career lady, maybe i don't make all the money that Britney does but at least i'm not a slut and i'm not going to hell!
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dear britney
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i live in turkey istanbul. i hate britney but i like kevin so much i think he's so handsome
i hope someday britney gives a concert in istanbul and kevin comes with her.
i think britney is so ugly and fat now.
she should lose weight. if she does'nt lose weight i will never buy her album cds. PLEASE LOSE WEİGHT BRİTNEY....
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CASSANDRA IS A FUGLY SKANK!
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Cassandra is a reartd bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Obviously Britney has the ugliest baby alive or that attention needy hick would have showed off that monkey like there's no tomorrow. How great would it be if her baby is ..dum DUM DUMMM .. BLACK!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha .. legalize weed.
Just kidding I love Brit .. like omg.
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Come on~~~~Kevin left his then 8 month pregnaut (and before I read the hate, yeah I know, spelling is not right) g/f for the money train Spears. So she isn't worth a hill of beans in my book. Brit baby, what goes around comes around.....get a hankie ready. Kevin will do the same to you, of course, after he has drained you of most of your money. PLEASE tell us you were smart enough to get a pre-nup.
Pouty
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Hey You:
What do you care about Britney Spears? How does she affect your life? Forget about her and move on.
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I think that Britney just doesn't want her baby boy to be subjected to the spotlight. She said herself she wanted to be a regular mom, a regular mom doesn't take pictures of her baby and sends them to some sleazy tabloid. I think Kevin is gorgeous and Britney is still as beautiful as ever! And I don't think anyone should be trash talking either of them. I beleive that they'll make it and little Sean Preston will have many little brothers and sisters. I wish her and Kevin and little Sean only the best. Besides, she's gonna show the entire birth and the first few weeks at home with Sean Preston as soon as Chaotic comes back. She's getting 6 million for it. So good luck!
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i think that brittany selling her birth videos are really sick. is there anyone who agrees? or am i the only one?
i dont know. maybe its just me.....
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wow how did you get those photos
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I don't think its nobody's right to judge what goes on in there lives. Its a shame when people can't keep there comments to theirselves and try to hurt someones feelings. Sounds to me yall are just plain damn jealous.
Leave em alone and let them be I wish them a lot of happiness with there new baby boy.
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I just wanted to say that 1) Britney selling pictures and video and stuff of her kid is awful. I mean who does that to their kid?? Is it just me or is she like total trailer trash?? AND 2) I think anyone who is so obessed with Britney to stalk her to get a pic of her kid is retaded!!!
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Well my opion is kevin gained what Brit took off I think as long as shes happy than we should be happy for her as well shes married and has a baby we can pray it all works for her . Some people sure some of you out there have wanted a baby and marriage just because they are famous dont mean they cant behappy ...as far as little sean when the time is right they will show him they are saving the actual birth for their show andI think they have a good meaning behind it to benefit the hurricane people so you know they have a good heart and a good way to show their bundle of joy off . Brit and Kevin congrats can't wait to see your baby boy I can remeber his birthday its 1 day after my daughters Birthday she turned 2 sept 13 th
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What the hell lose weight or never buy her cd NEWS FLASH HAVING A BABY YOU DONT STAY SKINNY takes time she has money she willlose it although peoplelike me of course i lost it all as soon as mine were out I was back down to my size that day could fit right in my clothes britney just had a baby you cant judge people on their weight thats sick i mean crap shes gonna help people who have lost everything some even their family like their kids watch the news kids lost parents and cant find em from the hurricane you all come on shes using this money tohelp these families who lost it all and some lost their loved ones give brit a break ..it could have been on of us that lost it all and dont have anything but help depended on please think and have a heart for once we have anough hate right now dont forget why our soilders are in iraq because of hate she dont need to give her money for her baby for kartina hurricane people but she is please good luck everyone dont take this as a bad thing ..
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How can you say the Britt's baby is pretty, You cant see him in the pictures...
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Brit is a money hungry ho and Kevin is a dirty ass dog. He will get her money and leave her ass as soon as he gets where he wants to be. We all know he is no good, what kind of man cheats on his pregnant girlfriend and leaves her in such a vulnerable state? As far as Brit not wanting to exploit her baby she had know problem going behind Shar's back and exploiting her kids. Kevin is a know good loser and I just feel sorry for all the children involved in the scandal, because money isnt everything and money doesnt erase the scandal behind that little boys birth, or Kevins other two kids seeing how there father treated their mother. Both Kevin and Brittany are selfish and need to grow the hell up.
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Ok, Britney is doing an INTERVIEW with a NON-FALSE TABLOID... Probably PEOPLE, so we will be seeing her BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY'S face soon enough. I think she looks GREAT in this pic.
And seriously, that's K-Fed, and I think he looks GROSS. It can't be Lynne... She doesn't wear cargos half-way down her ass, wife-beaters, or have tattoos on her shoulders... Hello people?! It's K-FED!!!!
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what a fuck is that her man?
it doesn't seem like that!
maybe he wants brit's money.
he just got 2 kids, and now what 1 more!!!
his a devil............a fucking devil.
i can't stand him........he's just grose!!he's awful and nasty.he gots 2 girls. oh my godddddd.
brit u have to watch out!!! come one does she like him?! he doesn't even care!!!
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I thought that britney loves justin!!!
But that fat ass like that one is a ..........
I preffier justin than that asshole like Kfed.
to kfed: watch it man if u mess
with my britney, u have
to come thru me first..
Did u hear asshole!?
sky
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it´s me again , brit i´m your biggest fan here in uruguay , and you might don´t even know this coutry , here we speak spanish , so my english is not really good , i just wanna tell u that i love u and i hope you be happy , because you desert that , and , i think if u those kevin , he have to be good , so i trust you will be rigth with him , i really love u brit , and i hope one day i go to USA and my dream is meet u and now meet your baby 2 , i hope you kev and your baby be happy ,and i really hope that one day we can talk 4 a while , i know it sonuds crazy but i´t´s not i will talk with britney one day i´m sure i will .well girl take care and be happy !because taht´s the most importante thing in life .i really love u !!! me Luciana !
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i love Britney she is my role model i love her
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britney is the best she looks fine how she is she is the best. her baby is going to be handsome just like how she is so beautiful
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bueno...... no veo un carajo!esa foto y aparte quiero ver como es el wacho por q hablantanto"se parece a la madre" "tiene los ojos de el padre" muestrenlo y ya esta viejo que tantas vueltas
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Poor littl' baby! His whole life he will be photographed and stuff... Guess what? They even don't show his picture now! WE WANNE SEE THE BABY! Britney, darling, lose some weight and get back in action! We love yah!
Noor
ps: How's Cassandra?
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hey brit....ur looking pretty good and i hope u nd the baby nd kevin do great!!!!i have been waiting...you need to get more pictures of his face, so i can see him...im going to let u go...take care....
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Wow, if Britney is a role model than these people have serious problems.
She is a fucking slut!
People you need a to look up to someone that can set a good, positive example not a whore like Britney Spears.
And even a skank like her deserve a healthy, smart baby, this child can't be blamed for his parents awful actions, he didn't ask to be born into such a disfuntional family.
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Kristen you are absolutely right about what you wrote.
This kids are incredible stupid for worship such a whore!
I feel so sorry for this child he will grow up to be a no good bastard, just like his father and he will treat all the woman like crap. I just hope that i might be wrong.
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Look your just mad cuz u dont look like her you cant help it your fat! Oh!!!Wait yes u can
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Maybe they can go on a diet together :)
What a loser!
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how did u know that britney will go to hell? oh, i guess you had a close connection with satan in hell... he whispered to you that britney will gonna go to hell right? hahahaha! I'm so jealous of your influential connection down there...
britney is a slut? i dont think so... even if shes the poorest person on earth, she will not gonna receive even a single centavo from you... hahahaha! how do u define slut? can u check the dictionary you fucking stupid moron!
you're crazy, poor soul! no money, and also experiencing hell here on earth... brian, mark and omg...
you are useless people who cannot do anything but say some bad words to people coz no one ever appreciate you--- well who cares, your existence doesnt even matter....
what will you be proud of? your pea sized brain, who cannot understand... stupid souls, who doesnt even know the meaning of morale and slut...
i think ur the one who doesnt have any morale, coz ur saying things though u doesnt know the truth... u have evidences? NONE RIGHT? but me, its so obvious that ur the most nonsense, dull, stupid, arrogant, selfish, self-centered, bullshit fucking idiots!
u should be the one to go to hell, coz satan already received special room for all of you... u will be treated as VIP coz he like the most stupid people in the world... can u use ur pea sized brain sometimes? u dont like right, coz ur so lazy to think.. u just like to say stupid ideas... poor people...
britney is great,... shes so successful... not like any one of you who are LOSERS! u will die, not a single tear shed by anyone...
ur JEALOUS, coz ur a LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER...
oh i forgot, hell is so full by people like you.. dont accept another tenant, coz hell is enough by having people such like you!
bye... GO TO HELL!
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HEY MARK, BRIAN AND OMG... go to HELL!
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Cassandra, you need to stay in school kid!
Your grammar is realy bad.
And you need to read better as well, i never wrote that Britney will go to hell.
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i really think that britney spears is lucky to have such a cute baby and ppl should shhhhhut up shes happy so why is it ur buisness like shes happy cum on guys
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my grammar is wrong? ur's is worst!
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my grammar is bad? ur's is worst... like a shit! BULLSHIT!
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kristin u are so fucking stupid...
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All babies are beautiful. Quite yapping about grammar this is not English class nor is it a fucking spelling bee.
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Those 13 year old whores are realy anoying!
Cassandra your grammar is bad bitch!
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Mike these lillte skanks are gona get a fucking VD by the time they reach 16!
What a bunch of stupid bitches!
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CASANDRA U NEED TO SHUT UP!! YOU ARE FUCKLY SKANK
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Why don't u all leave Britney, Kevin and her new born alone!! They will be wonderfull parents I know for sure. They can give him so much love, I know because britney is raised with love. Brit don't listen to what they say, you will be wonderfull parents! I believe in u! love u xx Lisanne The Netherlands
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Lisane, Why don't you go fuck yourself stupid whore!
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mike you're a loser... you're nothing but a stupid ugly moron! shut ur mouth, coz u have bad breath... hahahaha! ur the most stupid, pea sizes brain i've known in my life... hahahaha!
LOSER!
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mike you're a loser... you're nothing but a stupid ugly moron! shut ur mouth, coz u have bad breath... hahahaha! ur the most stupid, pea sizeD brain i've known in my life... hahahaha!
LOSER!
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Whatever?! shut up! both!
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shut up margot! its not ur business! hahahaha...
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hi there baby is a mong
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I have to say I'm surprised at all the bad talk about Britney. Britney can get any guy she wants and if she picked Kevin, then he could be pretty speacial. We don't know what''s really going on, you know? Anyway I really want to see picks of them soon. She looks great!!
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Seriously though...who cares?!
Kate, UK
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you idiots, that's not a bun on the top of the person on the rights head, that a shadow. and that's not a gut, its the rail of the fence, and if you look close, the upper half just below the neck is muscalar, like a man's. its kev people!
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stop fukin slaggin her off ppl!!!!
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Damn Britney has came along way. I have been I fan of hers since 5th grade. It just so weird that the POP PRINCESS of America is a mommy. I hope Britney and Kevin do great!!!! As for Sean have fun little guy!!!!
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britney spears is a jacka@@ she is supporting kevin das not LOVE that is using someone.....HELLO people i know ya love brintey and all but she is getting used and after he is finish with her like he did SHAR he gonna do da same thing to brintey.................i think she is gonna regret it...................
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at first i really didn't think that it was kevin.. i thought he was Brit's mom.
as for Brit, LOSE SOME WIEGHT, gurlll....
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im so happy for britney and kevin!
congratulations!!!!
<3 good luck and i wish u all the best!!
hugs from a girl from norway who just looove britney!
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