Gene Simmons's Sex Tape
It isn't Gene with Shannon Tweed ... looks more like an extra from The Sound Of Music. And we're not just saying that because the woman's Austrian. Her name's Elsa and she's a spokesperson for Frank's Energy Drink Girls, which Gene also, uh, plugs. (Energy drinks, yes ... can't wait for the Late Night punchlines.) As far as we can tell from the clips, you don't get to see Simmons's extra long tongue put to much inventive use or action. He doesn't even take his shirt off. Hopefully he was at least wearing a KISS-brand condom. NSFW photos and a link to the trailer after the jump.
Eww, right? But -- can't be worse than "Firestarter." You can see more photos of Elsa with clothes on at Frank's site -- she's quoted as saying "Maple syrup - I love to pour it over everything!" in her profile. Sweet. If you want more of Gene's ween, in action with a Foreigner soundtrack? Click here. Again, NSFLife.
Posted at 10:26 AM in Sex Tape
Tags: Gene Simmons | Kiss
I have the same tit pillows.
Posted by: Fred Durst at February 20, 2008 10:48 AM | ReplyScore = 0
For a man whos supposedly slept with hundreds of women, he has a tiny _______
Posted by: abraham lincoln at February 20, 2008 11:23 AM | ReplyScore = 0
On Gene:
I know I'm sexy.
I've got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
Eat your heart out girls
Posted by: bluntacious at February 20, 2008 11:25 AM | ReplyHands off the merchandise
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he keeps his shirt on and his pants around his ankles??? that is just weird/sad.
Posted by: The Dude at February 20, 2008 11:34 AM | ReplyScore = 0
Who's Gene Simmon's?
Posted by: les at February 20, 2008 11:43 AM | ReplyScore = 0
Are those CAT PILLOWS?
Posted by: Ian Ternet at February 20, 2008 11:58 AM | ReplyScore = 0
Haha, I don't know which would be funnier: cat pillows or tit pillows.
Posted by: west at February 20, 2008 12:18 PM | ReplyScore = 0
hahahaha....this is soooo funny, wonder when it was actually taken and if it is real? She looks better than that b movie porn star wannabe plastic face common-law wife of his. GO GENE GO....:)
Posted by: Stormi at February 20, 2008 12:29 PM | ReplyScore = 0
so.. what's the secret?
Posted by: k at February 20, 2008 12:32 PM | ReplyScore = 0
say goodbye to half of everything you own buddy!
Posted by: raymi at February 20, 2008 12:37 PM | ReplyScore = 0
wow. bluntacious 11:25....nice HBK reference
Posted by: matt at February 20, 2008 12:44 PM | ReplyScore = 0
Why half of everything??? He isn't married...I'm not sure a common law partner has the same entitlement as a legal partner would...but I could be wrong. At any rate...he can afford to pay that dim-wit he is shackin up with off 1,000 times and never feel it.
Posted by: stormi at February 20, 2008 12:51 PM | ReplyScore = 0
Is this the CumDrop? It's fitting for the top blog to go TMZ- Search Engine Optimization? perhaps you'll get some perv in Montana to listen to MGT? Whatever it takes i guess- it's all similar, just packaged a bit different.
Golden Animals- Now that's a band worth writing about.
Posted by: PartyPants at February 20, 2008 1:05 PM | ReplyScore = 0
he truly is a half tiger, half gorilla and half horse penis doosh!
Posted by: gimme at February 20, 2008 1:08 PM | ReplyScore = 0
http://tinyurl.com/26j4n5
Posted by: T C D™ at February 20, 2008 1:52 PM | ReplyScore = 0
Now this is what's missing from that lame Family Jewels show.
Posted by: Chris at February 20, 2008 2:11 PM | ReplyScore = 0
Everything about this is hilarious.
Posted by: Elliot at February 20, 2008 3:30 PM | ReplyScore = 0
hopefully this will humiliate him and his family. he's such a smug dickhead
Posted by: juano at February 20, 2008 7:39 PM | ReplyScore = 0
kiss sucks ( except for the "dressed to kill" album)
i didn t even waste my time watching this. why b/c -- i (hahahahaha) don't (lolaolololo) wanna lose any (hahahahalaololol) respect for eugene (hahhaololo)
kiss should do another pepsi ad BUT this time bring back that pepsi girl!
Posted by: dan drift at February 20, 2008 9:46 PM | ReplyScore = 0
ah, so this is what coitus is
Posted by: dr. fad at February 20, 2008 9:48 PM | ReplyScore = 0
The video is pretty hot, heres an additional resource to look at.
http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php
Posted by: wowman at February 26, 2008 10:19 PM | ReplyScore = 0
hey youu stole that from H.B.K the only boy toy
Posted by: jake at March 4, 2008 8:07 PM | Replycan't wait for Wrestlemania 24
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