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October 6, 2005

Britney Sex Tape?

We are all shocked (shocked!) to discover that KFed isn't father of the year. Hardly suprising, since he left a pregnant woman for Brit in the first place. Read all about it here. With trouble already brewing in paradise, what will happen when Britney and Kevin's sex tape leaks? Will the conception video fetch a higher price than the blurry baby photos?

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Posted by: jen at 10/06/05 10:32 AM  | Reply
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Oh, ew. I'd rather watch two sewer rats going at it.

Posted by: Jane at 10/06/05 10:33 AM  | Reply
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I typically think it terrible blog manners to tell your host what to do. But scott, I think is about time to hear that inimitable britney/kevin dialog as only you can do. I don't want to put you on the spot, but I'd loooove to hear some of that pillow talk.

Posted by: janine at 10/06/05 10:48 AM  | Reply
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The definition of "mixed blessing": a video featuring Britney Spears naked... that also features KFed naked. I haven't been this turned on/grossed out since David Cronenberg's "Crash."

Posted by: the management at 10/06/05 12:07 PM  | Reply
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I still haven't gotten over seeing Janet Jackson nude.....

Posted by: carlie at 10/06/05 2:40 PM  | Reply
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you're all full of it...you people will be the first to download brit's sex tape...making harder for me to download because of the stress on the servers!

Posted by: bs at 10/06/05 4:00 PM  | Reply
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if it's before she was pregnant then it should be good

Posted by: johnnymac at 10/06/05 6:31 PM  | Reply
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Britney WHO? Doesn't anybody have a last name anymore?

Posted by: Yan at 10/07/05 7:15 AM  | Reply
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I seriously don't want to see KFED naked!

Posted by: Gabi at 10/07/05 2:14 PM  | Reply
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I'm 5.6 and I have brown hair and brown eye's and I'm still looking for a very beautiful girlfriend so she can call me her boyfriend too okay?
I live alone and I don't think I can take this any loger I need some one that I can trust and to do thing's with And I don't like when people just go away from me when there chatting with me okay?
Youcan chat with me on MSN or you can E-mail me back I can tell you what you wish to know about me okay?
Thank you for your time from Paul G Mazzola.

Posted by: Paul G Mazzola at 10/09/05 7:59 PM  | Reply
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maybe http://jerusx.blogspot.com/ will post it soon, anyway its a french/english blog

hope it gonna be post soon

Posted by: andre at 10/11/05 3:55 PM  | Reply
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I'd watch that. If not out of pervyness, at least out of some curiosity.

Posted by: vardonel at 10/11/05 4:59 PM  | Reply
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I have janet jackson naked video..... you want it? leave your email here

Posted by: Nightsoul at 10/12/05 2:10 AM  | Reply
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First of all, Paul Mazzola - when the grown ups are discussing Britney's pork tape, it is not only rude, but also pathetic to post a lonely personal ad selling yourself to 45 year old white guys calling themselves "Tiffany"! Put an end to it now please, your desperation reeks!
Now. Concerning the britney tape - I would swim upstream in a river of man juice with my mouth open, just to see "KFED" wearing something other than a white singlet and overly baggy cargo pants... even if it is Britney's pre-natal bacon rinds.

Posted by: velourbranagin at 10/13/05 4:07 AM  | Reply
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Hey, velourbranagin, you pathetic excuse for a male with a 2 inch love trucheon, leave Mazzola alone, he has the recipe for Barry White style sexual intercourse and it's only a matter of time before some lucky lady with a heart of gold takes him gratefully in her mouth and thanks the lord above for Mazolla's inches of love.

Posted by: midnightcowboy at 10/13/05 4:19 AM  | Reply
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Dear midnightcowboy, thankyou for your quick reply... It's nice to see that Mazzola has found a partner in life, i hope the two of you can make glorious love with each other and gently whisper kind and warming anecdotes in each other wax filled ears! Maybe then, the two of you could make a raunchy pork tape together and then we can hold a forum over your pale cheeks on film and discuss its release. Im sure Mazzola's ex (Tiffany) would love to see the two of you creeps in action. Kind Regards, velourbranagin xoxoxo

Posted by: velourbranagin at 10/13/05 4:29 AM  | Reply
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Dear midnightcowboy, thankyou for your quick reply... It's nice to see that Mazzola has found a partner in life, i hope the two of you can make glorious love with each other and gently whisper kind and warming anecdotes in each others wax filled ears! Maybe then, the two of you could make a raunchy pork tape together and then we can hold a forum over your pale cheeks on film and discuss its release. Im sure Mazzola's ex (Tiffany) would love to see the two of you creeps in action. Kind Regards, velourbranagin xoxoxo

Posted by: velourbranagin at 10/13/05 4:30 AM  | Reply
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Dear midnightcowboy, thankyou for your quick reply... It's nice to see that Mazzola has found a partner in life, i hope the two of you can make glorious love with each other and gently whisper kind and warming anecdotes in each others wax filled ears! Maybe then, the two of you could make a raunchy pork tape together and then we can hold a forum over your pale cheeks on film and discuss its release. Im sure Mazzola's ex (Tiffany) would love to see the two of you creeps in action. Kind Regards, velourbranagin xoxoxo

Posted by: velourbranaginreply at 10/13/05 4:30 AM  | Reply
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velourbranagin, you are lower than a half turkish half lebanese arse rapist preying on blind nuns, your scathing remarks regarding the sexuality of others only reinforces how deeply insecure about your "heterosexuality" you must be. You'd have trouble getting street hookers in the sack, and I'm sure you'd find it hard to get it up for any hole besides the brown one.

Posted by: midnightcwboyreply at 10/13/05 4:38 AM  | Reply
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you all arguing over the internet are all fags..im sad and disgusted that i even scrolled down a quarter page to read any of this ridiculous nonsense..go wack off to your Hilary Duff videoes you pathetic wanksters.!

Posted by: you suck at 10/16/05 6:50 PM  | Reply
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hello I LOVE YUO

Posted by: amir at 10/23/05 8:59 PM  | Reply
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I can't arrive to find Britney 'sex tape !!! Who can give me the video ???
my adress is remi_222@hotmail.fr

Posted by: frenchie at 10/24/05 5:54 PM  | Reply
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jackson video???????

Posted by: bob james at 10/29/05 12:54 AM  | Reply
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Can some one send me the Britney Spears sex tape ?

Posted by: Lonnie Moore at 10/29/05 7:25 AM  | Reply
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The Britney'sex tape doesn't exist for the moment.

Posted by: frenchie at 10/29/05 1:54 PM  | Reply
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Email mEE!!! PLZ

Posted by: Suiuui at 10/29/05 3:56 PM  | Reply
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Jackson??? great. Michelno1@aol.com

Posted by: Michel at 12/02/05 10:40 AM  | Reply
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SEND ME THE BRIT SEX TAPE

Posted by: YG at 11/17/06 1:32 PM  | Reply
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I heard they used Soft-E-Lotion during the sex! Awsome:
http://www.softecare.com

Posted by: shawn at 11/19/06 1:11 PM  | Reply
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This is good news for all of those of us who tend to make a profit of it.
http://www.britney-spears-sextape.com

Posted by: Nex at 11/20/06 10:19 AM  | Reply
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Posted by: jauk at 03/11/07 9:57 AM  | Reply
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Posted by: jauk at 03/11/07 9:59 AM  | Reply
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Hola faretaste
mekodinosad

Posted by: AnferTuto at 07/27/07 11:22 AM  | Reply
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Comenzaron y se fuerzas logrande), el pelo, la acomodar de mis piernas de fin de cómo soy.
donne ciccione.
microfaldas.
calze nere.
bragas sucias.
historias de reflexion

Bye Bye

Posted by: hahahdsdscs at 09/19/07 12:57 AM  | Reply
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