She Said She Said
Things took a turn for the nasty in the separation proceedings for Sir Paul and Heather Mills, with Mills filing a series of allegations that are too creepy to visualize. (via Daily Mail):
Told ya they were creepy to visualize. A source close to McCartney™ said: "Paul denies this version of events completely." Smart move. McCartney has hired the lawyer who represented Prince Charles in his royal split, while Mills has gone with Lady Di's attorney. Wait, do you hear that? That's the sound of Court TV creaming their pants. Who's got popcorn?Subjected her to four violent attacks, including one in which he stabbed her in the arm with a broken wine glass.
Continued to use illegal drugs and drink excessively, despite promises made before they married.
Hurled abuse at his wife, calling her an 'ungrateful bitch'.
Tried to prevent her breastfeeding, saying: 'They are my breasts.'
Made her cancel a crucial operation because it interfered with his holiday plans.
Objected 'vociferously' when she asked to buy an antique bedpan to save her crawling to the toilet at night.
You can read through Heather's just-filed court papers here, conveniently tabbed as "Physically Violent," "He Started To Choke Her," "Ungrateful Bitch," "Poured Red Wine Over Her Head," and "Crawling On Hands And Knees..Dragging Her Wheelchair," all for your perusing pleasure. Aww, that Daily Mail, so thoughtful!
Posted at 10:38 AM
Tags: The Beatles
You say I did, I say didn't. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't....
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but everyone knows John wrote "She Said She Said."
It says right here!
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this is where the silver hammer comment would have better.
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Between him and her, who strikes you as the one with the most potential to be batshit insane?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's a fucking liar.
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she's obviously exaggerating. The bedpan argument was probably something like:
Bitch: Pauly, buy me a 700k antique bedpan.
Paul: Bedpans are gross.
end of discussion.
good to know he's still taking drugs.
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She should have sold that Macca vomit on eBay.
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I'd heard about the drug thing a while ago, so that wouldn't surprise me. She probably knocked a wine glass (not just any old wine glass, but a RED WINE glass) out of his hand and got cut doing it.
And all this as Paul is acclaimed for his latest classical work about Linda and a new DVD comes out with Heather totally removed. What a zany coincidence.
I'm glad my fellow stereogummers think she's as much of a bitch as me. Not that Paul's not as asshole...
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He's an asshat for not bothing to prenup this crazy ho.
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Has the bitch heard of crutches to get to the bathroom? Bedpan? OOOH I'll just leave this on the nightstand here we go.
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