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But her transformation into fem-Jack White was almost complete. It's not healthy when you break off treatment so late into the procedure.
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why does she always look like she's tasting a lemon? i suppose that face is better than the "i just smelled a fart" face, but seriously, she's the most squinty, pouty actress ever.
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So Jack is all mine now? Cool.
Any girl that's ever looked at a personal ad knows that dudde's hat = baldy mcbaldpants. But um, whatever, she has the Oscar, not me.
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quoted from the link above, in my best insider voice:
"The pair met Jan. 15 at the "Concert of Hope" for tsunami relief, Insider says, and became fast friends. Zellweger, a Texas native, is a music fan."
...despite being a "music fan", zellweger married chesney anyways.
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you're right steve. now there is going to be squinty, pouty lil kids in cowboy hats and cowboy kicks running around
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she's just trying to prove to the world that she's not an indie yuppy.
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i thought she was dating damien rice?
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Nelson made me laugh and laugh.
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That's not squinty, that's being cherubic. Notice the puffy cheeks, that's a nice quality to have, it means you smile enough in life. You guys are so nitpicky sometimes. :|
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Two words: Publicity stunt
Kenny has been rumored to be gay and involved with his personal trainer for a while. And Renee's just a (rock)star fucker. I'd say this is a marriage of convenience.
Give them 3 to 9 months max. and she'll be in the arms of another musician.
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The puffy cheeks could be from bulimia. Check out her older pictures - no fat face then.
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She went to my high school. Weird couple. I have nothing else to add.
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naw, i'd say she's just squinty. i still wonder if she can actually see when she smiles big/laughs.
"Chesney's 1999 hit You Had Me from Hello was based on Zellweger's famous line from Jerry Maguire."
anyone else find that kinda creepy?
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I like the way they had to point out that "The marriage is the first for both." Wow. How novel!
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You had me at "two dixie cups"?
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I bet Peyton Manning is pissed. He and Kenny were dating for several years, or so I've read.
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WTF is that!
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That's so amazing..
I didn't even know that who he is .
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wait, wha? didn't we just find out they were dating like, yesterday or something? boy, i bet tom cruise is gonna be PISSED that they're taking his media spotlight away from him.
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Every time I start thinking about maybe giving Zellweger a chance, she does something stupid like this. That's it. I hate her forever now.
Oh, and Chesney = teh ghey.
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I hope they both die
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Wasn't she dating Damien Rice about a month ago?
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everyone dates damien rice. my cousin, as an example, has dated damian rice. but he won't ever talk about it. what a slut.
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hey zeppelin- she went to my high school too- Katy High School right? I heard the theater teacher only remembers her because she chewed gum in class all the time.
This marriage seems really fast, I personally don't think it will last.
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how very julia roberts of her! read: lyle lovett.
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They only met Jan. 15? Fascinating. Can you say "shotgun wedding"?
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My mom went to high school with her as well. Katy High School. I go there now.
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hey i didnt know she lived in houston... weird... well at least we have an oscar winner from houston, and i dont think we should expect anymore anytime soon (cough hilary duff cough)
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I don't think they've been dating long enough for a pregnancy test to work. They may have met at the Tsunami show, but they've only been dating about three weeks, tops.
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Scroll down a little to see that Kenny really is Baldy McBalderson (and Oldy McOlderson). Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I wonder if he waited until the wedding night to take off the hat.
(If that html didn't work, the link is http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=5780964 .)
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theyre gonna have some ugly untalented babies...
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kenny chesney is hot.
i wonder if jack thinks he's a tool because he's not old school country like mama loretta.
i am really intrigued! can't wait til the junket for cinderella man!
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dude i went to high school in houston too. not katy though, klein oak class of '04! i like renee zellweger, i hope she's happy with chesney. boy is he tan. everyone says they have no idea who he is but apparently he's really popular in texas.
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K, I hope he is Gay he's soo UGLY...
maybe *wink* this is all just for
publicity??
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I'm kind of skeptical about this quick wedding. I mean, how the hell can you marry someone you met just 3 month ago? pleezzz. I guess Renee (aka Bridget) was sick of her dates with Ben & Jerry, in front of the TV, so she decided to walk down the isle with the first average joe she met without even thinking of getting to know him or something...that's sad. I mean, she didn't even wait to get an engagement ring....So she went from desperate single to desperate housewife.
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Some say... best pairing since Andie McDowell and Rosie O'Donnell.
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You all are cruel! I love Kenny Chesney. I love his music and I listen to it all the time. I don't hate him for marrying Rene Z., however I was disappointed. I don't think they make the best couple, but hell, how would I know? I don't know either of them personally. You all probably would be assholes too if your whole life was in front of a camera. Get a life!
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um, is that a puka shell necklace?
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Renee is definitely bulimic. Her recent Tonight Show appearance showed it clearly. Swollen glands were prominent. It's so obvious to anyone who is, or knows those who struggle with bulimia. Plus her appearance changes frequently - whether she's been purging or not. Get help Renee!
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Renee Zellweger has the nastiest pale skin I have ever seen...and she wears black to accent it! Get some sun!
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Nocturne,
Your prediction posted May 10 regarding Kenny and Renée came true. In court papers filed Wednesday, Zellweger listed "fraud" as the reason for the breakup but did not elaborate, The Associated Press reported.
You should win a prize.
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Does anyone know that Kenny is dating Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning? It's totally true..
But by all means keep talking about lame Renee and how puffy she is...
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He's not dating Peyton. HE is rumored to be living with the PAtriots QB "Tom Brady". Tom and him go way back and they have been seen several times in the Gay club scene. (from sources I remain to keep anonymous). They have also been seen with The JAguars QB "Byron Leftwich". Rumor has it they performed a menage trios on stage one night. Kenny, Tom and Byron...... how disgusting.
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Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.
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