She's Leaving Home

oh sh¡t. no prenup? crap.

Posted by: booboo at 05/17/06 10:43 AM | Reply
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landmines and fur? sorry...i can't help but wonder what the hell.

Posted by: booboo at 05/17/06 10:47 AM | Reply
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i would blame it on the fact that she's a pirate

Posted by: word at 05/17/06 11:16 AM | Reply
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I thought they split cos he wouldn't let her play keyboards on his last album.

Posted by: fred at 05/17/06 11:18 AM | Reply
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Dang media, always screwing things up. Imagine how much simpler Paul's life would have been without the annoying media reporting on his activities.

Posted by: drewo at 05/17/06 11:47 AM | Reply
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it's all yokos fault. somehow

Posted by: mauryp at 05/17/06 12:00 PM | Reply
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The liberal media is literally destroying the institute of marriage.

Posted by: Sebastian at 05/17/06 12:14 PM | Reply
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Stella's work is done.

Posted by: Jennifer at 05/17/06 12:20 PM | Reply
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Yeah, I don't know how they managed to live with the media following them around all the time. I mean, they were on the cover of US Weekly every other week. And who can forget the many references to them on Best Week Ever as Peather? Haha, good times.

Oh wait, that never happened...

Posted by: Laura at 05/17/06 12:25 PM | Reply
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I know its petty, but I once broke up with a girl becasue she had really stubby legs. Like a little girl. and I woke up everyday thinking "god- these legs really freak me out". I can only imagine what a wooden leg would do for a guy.

Posted by: Jack at 05/17/06 12:34 PM | Reply
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Jack, love knows no legs.

Posted by: booboo at 05/17/06 12:37 PM | Reply
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What, no mp3 of "We Can Work It Out" ?

Posted by: Arya at 05/17/06 12:41 PM | Reply
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I don't think she will go for the money, doesn't seem her style.

http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

Posted by: ultra8201 at 05/17/06 1:16 PM | Reply
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What has three legs and lives on a farm?

Posted by: JT at 05/17/06 2:03 PM | Reply
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"About Fucking Time"

Posted by: Tony G at 05/17/06 2:04 PM | Reply
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Who gets custody of the prostetic?

Posted by: pepper dennis at 05/17/06 4:18 PM | Reply
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That's better than a one legged bitch in an ass kicking contest.

Posted by: pauls tire store at 05/17/06 4:20 PM | Reply
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"Who gets custody of the prosthetic?"

LOL! That's cold. And funny as hell.

No pre-nup? You would think after the Michael Jackson debacle he would have learned to protect his earnings a little better. Either way, I don't think Paul will be living off of Ramen Noodles any time soon.

Posted by: vaquera at 05/17/06 8:29 PM | Reply
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Welcome to fame.

http://www.musictimes.com.au

Posted by: Music Times at 05/17/06 8:56 PM | Reply
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