Boys Do Cry
Blender has started to reveal its latest pointless list, The 25 Biggest Wusses ... Ever!
25. Robert SmithYou can read their reasoning here. Who do you think is number one? Moz? Flea? The dude from Cobra Starship?
24. Donovan
23. Everyone in ’N Sync (Except Justin Timberlake)
22. Natalie Merchant
21. Pat Boone
20. Garth Brooks
19. Bread
18. Common
17. Metallica
16. Paul McCartney
15. Christopher Cross
Better yet: let's make a list of the least wussiest rockers. I vote for anyone in Mayhem.
UPDATE: USAToday.com leaked the Top 10. (Thanks Joe!)
10. Hilary Duff
9. Chris Martin
8. Babyface
7. Rascal Flatts
6. Kenny G
5. Peter Cetera
4. Boyz II Men
3. Dan Folgelberg
2. Nick Lachey
1. James Taylor
Posted at 6:18 PM in Shit List
how about most bizarre cross between least and most wussy rocker?
andrew wk. . .c'mon. . .
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moz is probably number one, preeeeetty hard to beat. i bet marc bolan might make the list, based on their reasoning for donovan.
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Say what you will about Common, but dude RIPPED Ice Cube a new one back in the day. Guy's a nasty MC.
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I actually think Kanye is kind of wussy. He's great and all musically, but he's just got that Napoleon complex thing going and he seems like the type who'd get real upset over a misunderstanding and get his big brother to fight you.
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Donny Osmond has to be on there for only claiming to be "a little bit rock 'n' roll," and not even making that believe.
Also, because he got beat by Bonaduce in one of the first celebrity boxing matches in memory.
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dude from midtown/cobra starship.
god, what a tool.
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dude from midtown/cobra starship = numero uno.
god, what a tool.
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#1 Wussiest - who could forget....EMINEM!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah I vote for Flea for first. Or maybe Chad Smith - at least Flea was complaining about something real, Chad Smith just makes up problems.
http://www.musictimes.com.au
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I say Chris Carraba. And this ::is:: a pointless list.
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What is JTimbs doing making the cut? Big time wuss.
For least wussiest, shoutout to GWAR
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It looks like Blender is Chunklet for people with no sense of humor.
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james taylor is number 1 according to USA Today. Also included are Chris Martin, Hilary Duff, Babyface and Nick Lachey at number 2.
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How about Sufjan Stevens, "crying in the back of the van" Dude save that stuff for group
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James Taylor? Dude was a junky! No one who used needle drugs can be considered a wuss. Even if he did sing some pussy-assed lite rock...
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Why does Blender exist?
Oh yeah, 'lists' that no one cares about.
It's a cheap knock-off of Q anyway.
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Who here in PA saw Pat Boone stump for Rick Santorum in a new commercial? I don't know if that strengthens or weakens the argument that Boone's a wuss.
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Might as well put all the new emo bands on here too..
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How could that list not include Morrissey?
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john mayer
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moz is too cool for that wussy list....
he'll kick all their asses....
make the sun shine out of their behinds.....
i pick....
antony?
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wow i thought the list started pretty well, but that top 10 sucks. way to blow it, blender.
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Yes, I subscribe. No, I don't pay for it.
14. Cat Stevens (Mild World)
13. Belle and Sebastian (Twee Are the World) Inspriring slavish devotion from cardigan-clad legions of poetry majors, this Scottish chamber-pop collective are like the Smiths but without all the macho posturing.(So, is that why Moz wasn't mentioned?)
12. Graham Nash (The "Heidily-Ho" Hippie)
11. Barry Manilow (Schlock Horror)
James Taylor's wussiest moment: His cover of "Summertime Blues," in which he takes on Eddie Cochran's yawp of frustration as if he wants to be the white Bill Cosby.
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I got to say, VH1 does arbitrary lists a lot better. At least they have some decent comedians commenting once in a while.
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Bit baffled at the lack of Morrissey, his smug, wussy whining makes me want to tear off my ears.
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wussiest...lol...yeah, pretty lame idea, i hate lists yet love them
what is that lead singer from counting crows again?
him.
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james taylor? how inappropriate
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Least wussiest- G.G. Allin
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I can't believe Peter Cetera made that list. Apparently they don't remember the video for Chicago's "Stay the Night."
Quick, somebody YouTube that shit.
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Okay, I'll do it:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hd99MRPajMw
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Michael Jackson--If for nothing else, than for the creepy She's Out Of My Life.
A grown man fake sobbing during a song? The once and future King of Wuss Mountain.
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HE WASN'T FAKING! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Mayhem aren't death metal. Thanks for trying though.
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What the hell ARE these lists? I'm pretty sure that Metallica, Robert Smith, James Taylor and Paul McCartney shouldn't be on this list! And anyone that was ever in any kind of boyband at any time should consume the top 50... EASILY. I hate these things.
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it must have taken some balls to split the Smiths the go on to record a string of sub standard material...
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Yeah, boy, that James Taylor is a wuss. And you know what else? This is a *problem*. A BIG problem.
I should also add that actually, if you believe Quincy Jones, Michael Jackson is really crying at the end of "She's Out of My Life." Not only that, but he couldn't manage to *not* cry. On every take.
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Lamest crutch in all of publishing? LISTS.
(Whatta coincidence, all Blender does is lists. Has Craig Marks had a fresh idea since 1994?)
p.s. Robert "wuss" Smith would drink the entire Blender staff under the table.
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What the hell are they talking about? James Taylor? Never. He's going to go down in history as one of our best artists ever. Never as a wuss or anything close.
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Where is Yanni?
least wussy: Phil, the
singer from Pantera
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>>23. Everyone in ’N Sync (Except Justin Timberlake)
Shit, they really fucked up the spelling of "especially."
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