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October 17, 2005

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EW's Popwatch writes up Sunday's Kelly Clarkson concert and counts the top 5 things that worry them about Smelly Kelly: she's forgetting the words to her songs, and her "Madonna glove." To be fair, they also name 5 things that they liked, including the fact that she can really, really sing, and she stuck around after the show. Go Kelly!

Also, you could send your text messages to a special number and see 'em appear on the Jumbotron. Popwatch's top 5:

5. If ur from Jersey put ur hands in the air
4. We're missing Desperate Housewives
3. Make some noise if ur mom brought u here
2. Um, Kelly, it’s a school night
1. Is Justin Guarini opening?

Somehow I feel like that last little girl's phone's T9 has "Guarini" in it already.

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Homegirl flubbed a verse in 'Breakaway' while on SNL, but covered it up pretty good.
I'm guessing the hour-long lateness thing probably wasn't diva related, as she's just too damn nice!!

Posted by: Blu at 10/17/05 7:42 PM | Reply
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Um, not sure how my good friend Smelly Kelly, frontman for San Francisco's premiere alt-country outfit, Red Meat, would feel about that nickname...

Posted by: Jackson West at 10/17/05 8:11 PM | Reply
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Worst singer ever! :O)

http://r2000.blogspot.com

Posted by: Alex at 10/17/05 8:39 PM | Reply
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Is Scott back yet? Serious.

Posted by: diz.from.mars at 10/17/05 11:08 PM | Reply
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sorry this is so random, but does anyone know when the final season of six feet under will be released on dvd??? dying to know. (ha, pun intended).
thanks

Posted by: rachel at 10/17/05 11:22 PM | Reply
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at least the flubbing proves she's actually singing

Posted by: matt at 10/18/05 8:26 AM | Reply
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Smelly Kelly's okay, but she's no Ashlee Simpson. Now that's talent!

Posted by: the management at 10/18/05 10:27 AM | Reply
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ashlee simpson??? are you kidding me? you call that talent...she can't even lipsink because we all saw her mess that up on national television, if her sister wasnt jess she wouldnt be a thing

Posted by: ryan at 10/19/05 10:49 PM | Reply
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"Lipsink"? Hahaha, learn how to spell, ryan! I'll give you a hint: its "lip-synch."

Remember kids: when in doubt, USE THE DICTIONARY.

Posted by: Spelling Queen at 10/20/05 4:20 PM | Reply
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kelly is kewl! shut up!

Posted by: jubee at 10/21/05 8:45 PM | Reply
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Spelling Queen: Learn: to use: colons: bitch:
And names: are capitalized::::::::::::

Posted by: Smelling Queen: at 11/13/05 6:21 AM | Reply
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hey ppl kelly is kool and she won american idol and you guys didn't so...shutup and she has the best voice ever and some ppl say to me that i sound like kelly when i sing and my friends say i should go to canadian idol in toronto but i don't know bcuz i don't think i'm good enough to go so all of you just shut your lips thank you

Posted by: penash at 01/16/06 2:19 AM | Reply
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