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January 18, 2005

Stars Butcher Clapton To Aid Storm Victims

I can't wait to hear it even though it will be terrible. Among the list of artists who have signed on to cover "Tears In Heaven" to help tsunami recovery...

Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne
Pink
Josh Groban
Velvet Revolver
Gwen Stefani
Steven Tyler
Elton John
Rod Stewart
Andrea Bocelli
Robbie Williams
Sharon Osbourne and Simon Cowell are set to produce, and somewhere in heaven Mr. Clapton's defenestrated son is set to roll his eyes.

Posted at 6:47 PM




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VELVET REVOLVER?!! To cover Tears in Heaven? Tell me ain't true! Someone!

Posted by: rocketqueen at 01/18/05 7:16 PM | Reply
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Def--fen- Defenest--huh??

Anyway, I'm wondering who's going to take on (and most probably over-sing) the "...Have you beggin' please, beggin' pleeeeease" line.

Posted by: Blu at 01/18/05 7:18 PM | Reply
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aw what, no fiddy cent OR lil john. Wot is the world coming to. OH YEAAAAHHHH

Posted by: asdf at 01/18/05 7:21 PM | Reply
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this is sure to be the most ear-piercing cover of a song in history. they couldn't get cyndi lauper?

Posted by: candice at 01/18/05 8:37 PM | Reply
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Defenestrated? Look at the big brains on Brad! Nicely done, sir!

Posted by: Puddin' at 01/18/05 10:04 PM | Reply
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this is a hoax right ... h-o-k-s, hoax?

Posted by: pnutbuddha9 at 01/18/05 10:23 PM | Reply
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no matter when/in what context i hear "defenestrate," i think of the Defenestration of Prague. which is a horrible thing to think about. boo!

Posted by: laura at 01/18/05 11:59 PM | Reply
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Scott, are you needlessly exposing yourself to libel by suggesting that Eric Clapton's infant son was *thrown out* of the window? I could have sworn the rugrat fell accidentally -- but hey, if you want Slowhand to sue the bejeezus out of you, carry on regardless...

Posted by: James at 01/19/05 7:48 AM | Reply
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Wasn't that the song he wrote when his son died unexpectedly by falling off a balcony? I understand that tsunami relief funds dictate that something really syrupy and cheesy be used (mmm, syrup and cheese... kidding!), but don't you think he'd protect his own song from such an awful idea?

And how DOES the music industry come up with these kind of stinkers so easily, anyway?

Posted by: Sara at 01/19/05 8:45 AM | Reply
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this still can't be worse than douchebag durtz covering wish you were here.

Posted by: matt at 01/19/05 9:31 AM | Reply
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> Scott, are you needlessly exposing yourself to > libel by suggesting that Eric Clapton's infant > son was *thrown out* of the window? I could
> have sworn the rugrat fell accidentally -- but > hey, if you want Slowhand to sue the bejeezus
> out of you, carry on regardless...

James, tell us something interesting about music across the pond this week.

Posted by: stereogum at 01/19/05 9:31 AM | Reply
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Why oh why is Kelly Osbourn still trying to have a singing career???????????????????????

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 01/19/05 9:45 AM | Reply
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Interesting music news from this side of the pond? Hmm. Supermodel Kate Moss and erstwhile Libertine Pete Doherty are said to be "all over one another" these days. A BBC poll says The Bravery is music's hottest new act. I must have had my head in the sand, because apparently they're from New York and sounds like The Cure and New Order. Not so interesting, then. What else? Portishead have almost completed their third record. My friend's band 'The Culture Industry' split up, dumped all their old songs, got back together and have decided to head in an entirely new direction. But they need a new name. Any suggestions welcome, though I suspect pretentious references to German philosophers are a little passe...

Posted by: James at 01/19/05 10:23 AM | Reply
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....dead ringer for a spot on the torture tape.

Posted by: sweetpea at 01/19/05 10:56 AM | Reply
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Somehow I can't comprehend Weiland and Ozzy being on the same record as the male Celine Dion aka Josh Groban and being produced by Simon Cowell!

Posted by: Grimmone at 01/19/05 11:40 AM | Reply
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I'd be willing to donate a good sum of money towards tsunami relief efforts to get them to cease recording this travesty.

Posted by: Jason at 01/19/05 4:05 PM | Reply
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here, HERE!!!

Posted by: michi at 01/20/05 1:17 AM | Reply
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I'm wondering if Simon is going to tell Kelly, Gwen and Pink that they are fat.

I thought that the Osbourne's didn't like Simon Cowell?

Posted by: Grimmone at 01/20/05 1:06 PM | Reply
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Kelly O's enormously fat face makes me feel very blessed that I dont look like that. People should be bashing her the way they do ASimpson, cause she is a terrible fucking celebrity in her own right. Why wont she just go away? Cant we ship her back over the pond?

Posted by: Geri at 01/20/05 1:16 PM | Reply
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Kelly is proof that talent isn't inherited.

Posted by: Grimmone at 01/20/05 3:04 PM | Reply
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LOL, I think her head and face weigh more than the whole rest of her body. Jack is also an ugly bastard, but he is more tolerable than that Kelly.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 01/20/05 3:20 PM | Reply
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