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April 7, 2005

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Don't believe Lloyd Grove! Stereogum sources say BRAD PITT has dumped ANGELINA JOLIE for none other than BONO!

But there are more important things to worry about than BRAD PITT's love life! Namely, where did BONO get that fetching blouse? And what did MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN eat for lunch yesterday?

 

Is the tiny duo still recording an album with ADAM DURITZ? How did ADAM DURITZ get so lame? Why did ADAM DURITZ go to a Victoria's Secret party only to hang out with "KWAME JACKSON"?

Posted at 9:26 AM




17 Comments

Someone send him to Supercuts.

Posted by: enrico at 04/07/05 12:45 PM | Reply
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send him to other cuts, i don't give a fuck...just cut that nasty hair of his!

Posted by: c.b. at 04/07/05 12:57 PM | Reply
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oh no too much pop culture!
now stereogum is under attack:
http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=ufo&lang=en&url=http://www.stereogum.com

Posted by: spaz at 04/07/05 1:09 PM | Reply
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I read last fall that Mandy Moore was helping the Olsen twins start their music career... I cried myself to sleep the night I learned that they were going to cover Weezer's Island in the Sun...

Posted by: chris ives at 04/07/05 1:20 PM | Reply
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the Olsen twins look realy bad for teenagers milionairs...

Posted by: Gabi at 04/07/05 1:34 PM | Reply
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i read somewhere that Britney and K FED are getting a divorce after the reality show...and i saw in people.com a picture of Britney with her mom and she looks kinda pregnant to me.

Posted by: Gabi at 04/07/05 1:37 PM | Reply
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but but but ... the Olsen Twins ALREADY did a cover of "Island In The Sun"

it was in one of their pre-age of movies ... the soundtrack ["holiday in the sun" ]
with streaming goodness is on amazon

Posted by: some music snob at 04/07/05 1:44 PM | Reply
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i like mk's shoes. but what's with the granny bed sheet skirt?

Posted by: erin at 04/07/05 2:16 PM | Reply
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The shoes are cute but the rest of the outfit look realy bad, and i like the Havaianas that Asheley is wearing everybody wear those here in Brazil is very cool

Posted by: Gabi at 04/07/05 2:22 PM | Reply
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by the way, Adam Duritz has to my knowledge, been lame for about...um...the last 10 years.

Posted by: jotoole at 04/07/05 7:01 PM | Reply
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jotoole beat me to it *mad*

Posted by: G3K at 04/07/05 7:20 PM | Reply
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Why is she wearing shorts and flip-flops? Is it not chilly right now in NYC? I hate the twins.

Posted by: melissa at 04/07/05 11:16 PM | Reply
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Love the site but you do know that's not Kwame, right? It could work as parody but that guy doesn't look anything like Kwame. Gawker seems to not be able to tell black people apart but I expect a little more from my Stereogummers.

Posted by: Toure at 04/08/05 10:16 AM | Reply
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which one of the Olsens has the eating disorder? the one of the left has a fashion disorder

Posted by: some music snob at 04/08/05 10:26 AM | Reply
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It's been lovely in NYC... less so today.

Posted by: janine at 04/08/05 10:44 AM | Reply
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those shoes are hideous!

Posted by: mk at 04/08/05 11:55 PM | Reply
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Ah ah, it looks like Nick Denton's new baby is growing up on stereogum ;-)

Posted by: Phil at 04/10/05 2:54 PM | Reply
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