Temporarily Useless vs. Permanently Weird
"If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
What is this man talking about?
- Caffeinated Depo-Provera
- K-Fed's degree in VCR repair
- Breast-based MP3 player
- Cellphone headset earring
- Preparation-H shampoo for Harriet Miers
(thanks to Krist for the tip!)
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Science: Building a better... tomato.
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oh... my... god.
i used to be satisfied with my chest... not anymore. i'd better start saving now.
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If only we could've got Brit-Brit on some of that caffeinated Depo....Dear God, if only....
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why does everyone have to make mp3 players into everything... this should be filed under LAME!
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I don't think the iBreast Nano will sell very well... but the video iBreast, that's something I need to see!
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Useless until they can fit in my balls.
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