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October 13, 2005

Temporarily Useless vs. Permanently Weird

"If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

What is this man talking about?

  1. Caffeinated Depo-Provera
  2. K-Fed's degree in VCR repair
  3. Breast-based MP3 player
  4. Cellphone headset earring
  5. Preparation-H shampoo for Harriet Miers

Give up?

(thanks to Krist for the tip!)

Posted at 6:34 PM




6 Comments

Science: Building a better... tomato.

Posted by: Al Einstein at 10/13/05 7:00 PM  | Reply
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oh... my... god.
i used to be satisfied with my chest... not anymore. i'd better start saving now.

Posted by: two. at 10/13/05 7:10 PM  | Reply
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If only we could've got Brit-Brit on some of that caffeinated Depo....Dear God, if only....

Posted by: bobo1 at 10/13/05 7:32 PM  | Reply
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why does everyone have to make mp3 players into everything... this should be filed under LAME!

Posted by: spek at 10/13/05 9:24 PM  | Reply
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I don't think the iBreast Nano will sell very well... but the video iBreast, that's something I need to see!

Posted by: lloyd at 10/14/05 5:19 PM  | Reply
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Useless until they can fit in my balls.

Posted by: JD at 10/15/05 1:46 AM  | Reply
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