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March 22, 2004

Ten Years Of Toni Collette

I doubt this will cause quite the stir the Zellweger Before-And-After did last December, but let's see if Toni Collette has any buzz...

Last night EJ and I saw her in the trailer for The Last Shot. She was nearly naked and looked great. We turned to each other in amazement and mouthed Is that... from... Muriel's Wedding?!

She's aged well in the ten years since that breakthrough role.


More evidence here.

Kudos to her plastic surgeon!

Posted at 1:17 PM




19 Comments

I just saw her at the Virgin Megastore on Sunset this weekend. She looked rather dumpy in real life (and had red hair again) -- way more Muriel than red-carpet diva.

Posted by: ennuyee at 03/22/04 1:22 PM | Reply
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Where were you when the rest of us saw her in "The Hours", "About a Boy", "Velvet Goldmine", "The Sixth Sense", and "Emma"? Stereogum, she deliberately gained about 40 pounds for her role in "Muriel's Wedding." Plastic surgery references are way off the mark, my friend.

Posted by: James at 03/22/04 1:24 PM | Reply
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woah woah woah-- I agree with stereogum-- A stone cold fox she is not (about a boy was on tv last night, and she was not the primest of peaches...). But I also saw the preview for The Last Shot. My girlfriend's jaw dropped and I didn't know what the problem was-- turn out I didn't recognize Toni at all. She's all bikini'd out and blonde. Crazy crazy.

Posted by: another mark at 03/22/04 1:27 PM | Reply
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i bet if she were pulling a full on toothy grin in the 2004 picture, the two photos would look pretty similar. i clean up pretty well, but i can also put on some dumpy-ass expressions like the 1994 picture (if you paid me actors wages).

Posted by: tamara at 03/22/04 1:47 PM | Reply
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RE: "she deliberately gained about 40 pounds for her role in 'Muriel's Wedding'"...

James, how very clever of you to crib this fun fact from IMDB! Thanks for playing.

RE: her other movies...

I've seen them. Even Shaft. I want my $8 back.

Posted by: stereogum at 03/22/04 1:52 PM | Reply
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Tamara, I think her teeth are all better now:

http://images.news.com.au/thedailytelegraph/209738_collette254x354.jpg

Obvs this post would've worked better if I had a screengrab of Toni from the Last Shot trailer. Alas, I do not.

Posted by: stereogum at 03/22/04 1:55 PM | Reply
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I Want A Famous Face will stop at no one. Impressive!


(Be sure to watch the Brit one tonight. They have so much in common. Both their favorite colors are blue. B.F.F.'s! You're next, Stereogum, you're next.)

Posted by: nicole at 03/22/04 2:11 PM | Reply
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I forgot Britney's on Famous Face tonight. I have to Tivo that. And Demetri Martin on Comedy Central.

Posted by: stereogum at 03/22/04 2:18 PM | Reply
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Re: "James, how very clever of you to crib this fun fact from IMDB! Thanks for playing."

Actually, I cribbed from a European site and had to convert the metric system into pounds for your confused American readers.

Re: "about a boy was on tv last night, and she was not the primest of peaches"

Well, she's not supposed to be the "bikini'd...blonde" of "The Last Shot" to which you so charmingly refer.

The point is, Toni Collette has not undergone the surgeon's knife to look more attractive today than she did a decade ago. Her transformations in "Muriel's Wedding" and "About a Boy" are what we in the real world call good acting, make-up and costume design.

Posted by: James at 03/22/04 2:21 PM | Reply
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tell me again why I should know who toni collette is and why I should care?

Posted by: fsadf at 03/22/04 2:29 PM | Reply
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demetri martin's on comedy central tonight? thx for the tip, stereogum!! (i saw him at piano's for the first time a few weeks ago when i was in nyc -- at the eugene mirman cd recording -- and thought he was great.)

re: toni collette -- i can't say that i think she's had any work done, her weight just fluxuates A LOT -- but i'll wait till i see that trailer to pass judgement.

Posted by: curtie at 03/22/04 2:30 PM | Reply
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Anybody notice the extreme Courtney Love resembelence? All Collette has to do now is go completly fucking bonkers and take shitloads of oxycotin and shes a total dead ringer for Ms. Love. Something she should consider for the publicity alone. And if that doesen't work Courtney can hire Toni as her body double so she can skip court and go on more drug induced robery sprees without the hassel of explaining her absence to the judge.

Posted by: ps at 03/22/04 2:46 PM | Reply
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ok, the link you posted? that is a much nicer photo of her.

if i had the money, i'd get glamour teeth too.

Posted by: tamara at 03/22/04 3:17 PM | Reply
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Feh... She looks a tad better than she did 10 years ago, but there is such a fakeness to the surgery. She looks a bit stretched in the skin and such...

We need more Kate WInslet's on screen!

Also, Demetri Martin is the most amazing comedian to come out of NYC in a while. No disrespect to other alternative comics in NYC--such as the over-rated Todd Barry--but if you've seen them once, you've seen them a thousand times. Demetri Martin is truly creative and funny and each time I've seen him perform he's always had new material and has always been quite good. And thankfully he's a writer for Conan also...

BTW, I know I said "no disprespect to other...comics" but Todd Barry is seriously over-rated. He's just not funny and quite predictable.

Posted by: Jack at 03/22/04 11:12 PM | Reply
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agreed, jack. i've only seen todd barry once, and well, people (ha!), he sucked.

eugene mirman's pretty cool, though.

Posted by: curtie at 03/23/04 7:12 PM | Reply
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Kontaktanzeigen are pretty cool, aren't they?

Posted by: Kontaktanzeigen at 07/16/04 12:02 PM | Reply
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The ignorance of these respondents re. Toni Collette is depressing and disgusting.
Some in the film industry believe she is the finest living actor.
She has made 27 movies and is currently working on #28, "Like Minds"
Her looks can be absolutely stunning or drab and she has the most beautiful eyes on the planet.

Posted by: judy at 12/10/04 4:38 PM | Reply
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Quiero decir que Toni collette desde que la conoci en la pantalla me enamore de ella y que no importa que su cambio sea notable, por que lo que transmite por medio de la es algo magico totalmente interno, aunque su belleza es grande. Collette tiene como actriz y como mujer.
si toni algun dia lee esto, queiro que sepas que en la eternidad te voy a conocer sino es antes.
eres unica en tu espacie."Toma mis cenizas sopla y de tus manos saldra la cupula de tu cuerpo".

te quiere, nestorres(poeta)

Posted by: nestor torres at 08/22/05 6:25 PM | Reply
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simply I love collette to you, since I saw you in the wedding of muriel. I love Toni to you Collette.

Posted by: nestor torres at 08/22/05 6:30 PM | Reply
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