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February 18, 2005

That's Hot, Eh?

Avril 'n Paris? What do you suppose they talk about, aside from the fact that Paris fucked her boyfriend? (Photo via Golden Fiddle.)

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perhaps they're talking about how their union will bring about the end of all existence?

Posted by: Nate at 02/18/05 2:14 PM | Reply
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Paris' glass eye. On another board, someone is claiming that Paris' one weird eye is the result of Nicky poking it out with a pencil when she was nine. Kinda makes you wonder if it's true, doesn't it?:)

Posted by: carlie at 02/18/05 2:17 PM | Reply
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"Avril n' Paris", isn't there a Count Bassie song about that?

Posted by: Topher at 02/18/05 2:44 PM | Reply
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Loves it

Posted by: Nicole at 02/18/05 2:47 PM | Reply
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"that's hot, eh"

oh, lordy that had me laughing for a good long while. nice one.

Posted by: kelly at 02/18/05 2:52 PM | Reply
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Paris never hangs out with Nicole. Ever. I don't know if they are still BFF because they are never together except for their TV show.

Posted by: Paris fan at 02/18/05 2:53 PM | Reply
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SO FUCKING PUNK!!

Posted by: dsp at 02/18/05 2:53 PM | Reply
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fucked her fiancee.

Posted by: trent at 02/18/05 3:04 PM | Reply
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Avril is getting slut tips from Paris.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 02/18/05 3:10 PM | Reply
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maybe they will take a hint from the O.C. and the next picture we see will be some hot girl on girl cheek kissing

Posted by: allen at 02/18/05 3:34 PM | Reply
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I just don't get it. Why do two girls who shared the same boyfriend hang out together. I mean, don't they know the words JEALOUSY, BETRAYAl,LOYALTY,HONOR?
It's like Ashlee Simpson. A few weeks ago she was seen partying out and having dinners with Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she was trying to lift up Lindsay's spirits after her bad break up with Wilmer...and now she's been seen all around town cuddling and flirting with ...Wilmer. It's a shame. How could she do this to a so-called friend?Doesn't she think about the pain Lindsay could go through after seing pictures of them looking like lovebirds...man. It's really sad!!

Posted by: tess at 02/18/05 3:49 PM | Reply
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I just don't get it. Why do two girls who shared the same boyfriend hang out together. I mean, don't they know the words JEALOUSY, BETRAYAl,LOYALTY,HONOR?
It's like Ashlee Simpson. A few weeks ago she was seen partying out and having dinners with Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she was trying to lift up Lindsay's spirits after her bad break up with Wilmer...and now she's been seen all around town cuddling and flirting with ...Wilmer. It's a shame. How could she do this to a so-called friend?Doesn't she think about the pain Lindsay could go through after seing pictures of them looking like lovebirds...man. It's really sad!!

Posted by: tess at 02/18/05 3:52 PM | Reply
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I just don't get it. Why do two girls who shared the same boyfriend hang out together. I mean, don't they know the words JEALOUSY or BETRAYAL?
It's like Ashlee Simpson. A few weeks ago she was seen partying out and having dinners with Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she was trying to lift up Lindsay's spirits after her bad break up with Wilmer...and now she's been seen all around town cuddling and flirting with ...Wilmer. How could she do this to a so-called friend?Doesn't she think about the pain Lindsay could go through after seing pictures of them looking like lovebirds...man. It's really sad!!

Posted by: tess at 02/18/05 3:53 PM | Reply
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*barf* I have this love-hate relationship with Avril... A guy in my dorm went to highschool in Napanee with her. He had pictures of her in his year book and everything. He said she was this huge goodie-2-shoe prep who sang Shania Twain at talent shows. Then she hits mainstream as this angry hardcore punk... I hate posers, so I hated her. But she IS a fellow Canadian and over the past couple years I've developed respect for her. But seeing her out with a speedbag like that Hilton whore makes all that progress seem verrrry trivial. AND - Since when is Avril blonde!? Funny thing - seeing as she used to rip on all the "blonde pop tarts" and now; not only does she appear to be representing that quite well, but she also has one on her arm....

Posted by: chels at 02/18/05 4:03 PM | Reply
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I hate it when she/they/you/anyone refer to Avril as punk. If my mom wears black pants and dark eyeliner, is she punk? Alternative and punk radio stations would laugh at an Avril request. I do think she's a talented singer/songwriter... If she avoids the "motherfucker" bug that Britney caught, she has a future... Hanging out with Paris Hilton, albeit hot, can't be the sign of a bright future..

Posted by: chris ives at 02/18/05 4:22 PM | Reply
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and I know I left the door WIDE OPEN when I asked if my mom in black pants and eyeliner are punk...

Posted by: chris ives at 02/18/05 4:23 PM | Reply
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I just don't get it. Why do two girls who shared the same boyfriend hang out together. I mean, don't they know the words JEALOUSY or BETRAYAL?
It's like Ashlee Simpson. A few weeks ago she was seen partying out and having dinners with Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she was trying to lift up Lindsay's spirits after her bad break up with Wilmer...and now she's been seen all around town cuddling and flirting with ...Wilmer. How could she do this to a so-called friend?Doesn't she think about the pain Lindsay could go through after seing pictures of them looking like lovebirds...man. It's really sad!!

Posted by: tess at 02/18/05 5:58 PM | Reply
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I just don't get it. Why do two girls who shared the same boyfriend hang out together. I mean, don't they know the words JEALOUSY or BETRAYAL?
It's like Ashlee Simpson. A few weeks ago she was seen partying out and having dinners with Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she was trying to lift up Lindsay's spirits after her bad break up with Wilmer...and now she's been seen all around town cuddling and flirting with ...Wilmer. How could she do this to a so-called friend?Doesn't she think about the pain Lindsay could go through after seing pictures of them looking like lovebirds...man. It's really sad!!

Posted by: tess at 02/18/05 5:59 PM | Reply
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re: Canada

yeah we have much love for you way out west in Vancouver too!

Posted by: NORTH at 02/18/05 6:17 PM | Reply
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What are the words JEALOUSY and BETRAYAL????

Posted by: K. Thor Jensen at 02/18/05 6:54 PM | Reply
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damn... i was ready to say something about chris's mom but then he had to add something. so forget it. you're mom's ok in my books

Posted by: thehumancoma at 02/18/05 6:55 PM | Reply
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I honestly think that celebrities don't feel anykind of emotion.

Posted by: Jackie at 02/18/05 9:31 PM | Reply
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why is everyone hanging out with Paris all the sudden?

and I think Avril looks better blonde.

Posted by: Julie at 02/18/05 9:33 PM | Reply
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Avril doesn't write her own songs.

Posted by: madskrillz at 02/18/05 10:15 PM | Reply
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hyprocrite Avril...fucking fake in every way too..

Posted by: Daven at 02/18/05 10:37 PM | Reply
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who is fake and why is she fucking him (her?) now too?

Posted by: booboo at 02/18/05 11:03 PM | Reply
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2 things I noticed:
1. Avril looks tall, Paris looks short (5'1 vs 5'8, huh?)
2. Paris, cut down on those cheesburgers sweetie, no size 4 girl looks like THAT!

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Posted by: Noranna at 02/19/05 3:50 AM | Reply
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Avril and Paris, now that's just bloody ridiculous..

Posted by: aussie04 at 02/19/05 7:47 AM | Reply
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where is kelly osbourne?

Posted by: niki at 02/19/05 8:07 AM | Reply
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"2. Paris, cut down on those cheesburgers sweetie, no size 4 girl looks like THAT!"

Daaaamn. You are a harsh Australian. Paris looks like a size 4 to me (wait an USA size 4 is a Australian size 2 no?) and she shouldn't get any skinnier-- she's creepy enough as is.

And the height thing? It's called perspective. You know, the thing that most medieval paintings were lacking? Things closer appear larger?

Posted by: biach at 02/19/05 12:31 PM | Reply
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http://66.40.38.42/ never put your numbers into a cellphone,unless you want it to be phreaked

Posted by: dennard at 02/20/05 7:14 PM | Reply
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Almost every number I tried the voicemail was full. The one that said "mom" -the answering machine came on and said "you have reached the home of the Hiltons." I wanted Eminem to answer!

Posted by: shari at 02/20/05 11:09 PM | Reply
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For Tess , what is wrong with people being friends even if they have dated the same person? My mom and my step-dad's ex wife have been friends for quite a few years. While my step-dad passed away in 1997 or 1998, they are still friends. Do not see each other very often now but are still friends. I also am tired of people knocking Paris Hilton. While it is true that Paris parties way too much and while I do not drink and have not drank in over six years, I am not judging Paris. Ashlee Simpson is ok in my books too. As for Nicole Richey, Paris is a lot cooler than Nicole Richey is. As for the rumor about Paris Hilton's eye , I have no idea what is being refered to but am sure it is pure gossip and speculation. Lyonel Richie's music has always been over rated too. Nicole Richey is ok ,but, like Lyonel is over rated. It is Paris Hilton that is why The Simple Life is a hit! For Paris ,if, she reads this, you go girl. I hope Paris dumps her new boyfriend but only time will tell on that relationship.

Posted by: David Lee Clay at 02/21/05 12:48 AM | Reply
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ok...what happened to the Paris Hilton cell phone hack link posted on earlier? Hmm..seems like the Secret Service agents have already contacted Stereogum....

Posted by: Travis at 02/21/05 1:14 AM | Reply
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Karma return is a motherfucker, or so I'd like to believe. Some people get their karma return slowly, some quickly. It's safe to say that poor Paris is getting "rapid refund" karma instead of having to fill out a reglar 1040 form. She's never really been one to want to wait on anything. Now, she has single-handedly fucked up the lives of everyone that knows her, at least temporarily.

Imagine the droves of celebrities dropping their Sidekick service as a result of this. Imagine people switching away from T-Mobile altogether as a result of security concerns.

This is the nastiest hack ever. Nobody wants to admit it, but this is just fucking sick. Everyone got hurt on this one. Whoever you are that hacked the planet, congratulations on making everyone feel a little less safe than they did yesterday.

And if you own a Sidekick, here's news: fix your fucking settings so that it doesn't auto-update to the web. I know you're a busy celebrity and all but seriously -- try and get a LITTLE tech savvy??

Posted by: E.J. Friedman at 02/21/05 2:28 AM | Reply
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I hope the size 4 comment was a joke. I think a size 4 would hang off of Paris' skeletal figure.

Speaking of skeletal... Avril's teeny boney arm/shoulder makes her look emaciated. Was she always that freaky skinny?

Posted by: normal at 02/21/05 11:59 AM | Reply
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is it me or does Paris looked like she gained a pound or two?( empahasic on pound or two) or maybe it's the camera either way she looks alright for a change minus the bloomers hangin' out the front. I hope avril isnt hangin' onto that whole 'punk' phase..which she never was in the first place..ah theyre probably talkin' about a quiet spot to go yak up whatever they ate that day.....how hot is that...

Posted by: sweetpea at 02/21/05 3:25 PM | Reply
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okay, maybe this ALL a big prank, but if you go to gorrilamask.net supposably there's some nude pics, and links to some prank calls. The scoop on the site is someone hacked into Paris's phone and got a hold of her phone book & some pics..I'm really tempted to think theyre fake because her tits look alot bigger to me, and they cant possibly be that big..I know some people can tell the fake online crap from the real so clue me in...

Posted by: sweetpea at 02/21/05 3:48 PM | Reply
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say what you want about either of them, but it's cool that they can be friends considering paris is avril's boyfriend's ex.

Posted by: kate at 02/21/05 5:16 PM | Reply
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how soon until scott links to this?

"hey. i posted paris hiltons address book on my bands site. www.myvictoria.net"

paris hilton's address book? fo rizzle! i called lidsay lohan and the message is a repeated "i'm a whore" burrp! x 3.

the work of a prankster?

Posted by: laz at 02/22/05 12:51 AM | Reply
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dude, we all totally know that chicks only talk about sex. studies found that girls can't go more than 5 seconds without thinking about it.

Posted by: curly at 02/22/05 3:48 AM | Reply
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well, well it seems it's true about the infamous hacked phone belonging to Paris..leave it to media outlets that are supposed to be reporting real news to air THAT...maybe theyre hoping after hearing about hiltongate 05' people will stick around for the regular news..like jessica alba says she's no longer sleeping around...where do they find this stuff!!

Posted by: sweetpea at 02/22/05 2:09 PM | Reply
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I live a few minutes away from Crapanee... some of Avril's ex-highschool 'buddies' told me there was some sketchy naked girl-on-girl partying done by her. .... and someone has it on video.....???!
although if it existed, it would have been all over by now, right? but if someone holding out til the sweetest moment EVER, then she WILL have something else in common with Paris. other than being a ho bag.

Posted by: Laura at 05/12/05 5:10 PM | Reply
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whats up with paris she sucks!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tyler at 10/24/05 3:21 PM | Reply
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I can't believe it, my co-worker just bought a car for $18121. Isn't that crazy!

Posted by: Betsy Markum at 02/15/06 10:13 PM | Reply
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aa paris i wana do you hard like it said while

Posted by: steven at 09/08/06 4:13 PM | Reply
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