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January 20, 2005

The Drugs Do Work

Sally Struthers has really let herself go.

Posted at 1:35 PM




29 Comments

SON OF A BITCH. What did they pump her veins full of pancake batter at the rehab center?

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 01/20/05 1:39 PM | Reply
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maybe she should go back to the drugs...
no that's mean.
i am glad she got clean and i hope she gets herself back into the good shape she was in. I hate seeing her make an ass of herself and destroying everyone and thing in her path. Let her be fat.

Next: a reality show.
After that: Trim Spa Ads.

watch.

Posted by: bobette at 01/20/05 1:53 PM | Reply
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Sally Struthers?? Y'mean that isn't Tina Yothers?

Posted by: Blu at 01/20/05 2:16 PM | Reply
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Yea I am happy that she got clean. maybe if she just got some sun, she would look alot better.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 01/20/05 2:18 PM | Reply
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I'm not sorry to say I've been waiting for this day for a long frickin' time. I just wish either Krist or Dave would take custody of Francis Bean.

I'm not alone in thinking she had Kurt killed for her own personal gain. I could see it from that goddamn eulogy she gave at Kurt's seattle funeral with the fans. It took a while Courtney, but you are gonna get yours...

Posted by: Assh0le at 01/20/05 2:29 PM | Reply
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She'll get better. Whether through natural hard work or the other drug, plastic surgery. The bitch has problems but I won't wish death upon her.

Posted by: PJ at 01/20/05 2:45 PM | Reply
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Haha. That's funny because it's Courtney Love and not Sally Struthers. Zing!

Posted by: Isaac Brock at 01/20/05 2:46 PM | Reply
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Sally Struthers and Tina Yothers RHYME y'all!

Posted by: bobette at 01/20/05 2:51 PM | Reply
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Get her some drugs quick....that is scary!

Posted by: Maxine at 01/20/05 3:24 PM | Reply
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Those pants come in small, medium, and HOLY SHIT SHE"S COMING AFTER ME!! [totally stolen from some stand up comic]

Posted by: Noah at 01/20/05 3:31 PM | Reply
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She could be on medication that causes weight gain.

Posted by: carlie at 01/20/05 3:39 PM | Reply
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“Courtney Love regains custody of child: Then eats her…”

Posted by: Tina Yothers at 01/20/05 3:45 PM | Reply
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i thought it was a plump julie delpy...

yay for courtney though. better she be fat than dead.

Posted by: yep at 01/20/05 4:04 PM | Reply
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thats your opinion

Posted by: asshole at 01/20/05 4:13 PM | Reply
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Jesus christ!!!! We need an intervention. Get that pound cake out of her hand and get her a couple grams..i mean pounds of coke!!!! ASAP!!

Posted by: chris at 01/20/05 4:19 PM | Reply
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maybe she's pregnent...

Posted by: Rachel at 01/20/05 7:13 PM | Reply
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fuck the california junkie look - that is so old Courtney is bringing the next wave

pure life / reality / mother trying to raise her kid and not nod out in the middle of spending time with her

sort of scary for some of you huh?

I wish her all the best

Posted by: cnm72 at 01/20/05 7:17 PM | Reply
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Holy Cow but hey that's what happens when you clean up. Shit I know that's what happend to me when I called it quits with "The Devil". Look guys it's not easy letting go of heroine and everything else in between. To say Courtney killed Kurt is pretty harsh. Courtney and Kurt were the modern version of Sid and Nancy both had dark pasts and wanted fame but wanted it in their terms. To blame that on Courtney is not right in that case why not blame it on Dave, Kurts Parents, Fame, Heroine, and everything in between. These are two people who have lived pretty fucked up lives. So to wish death on her ASSHole is wrong. Francis won't let that happen b/c that's her angel. Women are stronger than men . So lets just cut her some slack and see what happens.. Lets bother people who's life is less meaningful like : BRITNEY SPEARS!!

Posted by: Doll Parts at 01/20/05 7:17 PM | Reply
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courtney would have to get 10x fatter and burn her face off with acid to match the ugliness inside her. she is a wretched bitch who deserves all the pain and suffering she's going through. fuck that has been grandma, she'd already be forgotten if she wasn't flashing her fake tits around or sticking them in some homeless guy's mouth. she's a dirty scumbag whore F-List sub-lebrity.

Posted by: fuckthatbitch at 01/20/05 7:32 PM | Reply
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That's what happens when you walk into public restrooms barefoot, y'all.

Posted by: diz at 01/20/05 8:06 PM | Reply
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Haha, Tina Yothers...

Posted by: lrc at 01/20/05 8:19 PM | Reply
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I second the "better fat than dead" comment and add, "Better fat than a deadbeat mom who gets arrested for assault all the time."

Posted by: normal at 01/20/05 9:40 PM | Reply
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ahh, it seems like just yesterday courtney was all bug-eyed and emaciated (and hopped up on goofballs)...she's chock full o' surprises, no?

Posted by: sweetney at 01/20/05 10:41 PM | Reply
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Wow! I'm really surprised at some of these posts. To actually suggest that she get back on drugs because you don't like the way she looks is fucked up. We're talking about a human being here, whether you like her or not. That shows a cold heart. Maybe y'all oughta journey to Oz and pick up a new one.

Posted by: Puddin' at 01/21/05 7:18 AM | Reply
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“Courtney Love regains custody of child: Then eats her…”

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jenn at 01/21/05 8:32 AM | Reply
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she reminds me of the fat that gets pumped out of people who have liposuction.
What was the therapy? seriously? the opposite of the weight watchers plan? next thing you know shes going to be on one of those reality shows for the hasbeen, broke down, whale ass looking F celebrities that cant get a job anywhere else...i feel for her kids, the shit they must go through....damn**shaking head**

Posted by: sweetpea at 01/25/05 4:33 PM | Reply
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I know what drup she REALLY doesnt need...some bud. dont give this heifer ANY weed..the munchies is the last gotdamn thing she needs right now..

Posted by: sweetpea at 01/25/05 4:35 PM | Reply
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Fuck no, she would probably knock over a Wendys or somthing.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 01/25/05 4:40 PM | Reply
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lol@ travel to oz and get a new one...

yeah, who cares, she's fat, she's got her kid back, like this doesn't happen everyday in buttfuck america.

Posted by: Ari at 01/27/05 5:01 PM | Reply
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