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July 16, 2004

The First Ashlee Simpson Post

I don't really have anything interesting to say about Ashlee Simpson, but it's about time I mentioned her name here. I watch the show and cringe during the "songwriting" sessions, but aside from that she seems pretty normal/cute/boring. You can start talking shit now.

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My friend was going on about how hot Ashlee is and I mentioned how bothered I was about her nose and chin. He said I was crazy and said her chin was fine. I get a call from him the next day and he saw the segment on BWE that mentioned her Popeye chin. Needless to say he acquiesced.

So thanks Scott and the BWE crew for being the de facto referree for bar arguments.

Posted by: Magnificent Bastard at 07/16/04 10:48 AM | Reply
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Ashlee Simpson bitching to her dad (though I would never be able to take a dad like Joe seriously) about how she didn't like that the Geffen head wanted her to sing in a certain way, saying, "I could be doing movies, not singing!" or something like that. Spoiled, spoiled brat!

Besides that, I think she's okay, aside from the butt chin.

Posted by: Jen at 07/16/04 11:15 AM | Reply
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Two things... First, she has a huge beak... Considering she's got lot's o' money and hasn't had it fixed, that bothers me...

Second, her naturak singing voice is pretty shitty.. You'd be surprised to know how much they change the way she sounds in the studio... Case and point, her live appearance on the MTV beach house thing... The audience was in agony until her song ended...

The redeemer?? Maybe she's the smart one in the family.. I don't watch the show enough to know if she knows that tuna is fish and not chicken...

Posted by: Juggernaut at 07/16/04 11:19 AM | Reply
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i think jessica and dad won't let her get her schnozz fixed and made her dye her hair brown so she can be perceived as the ugly smart one. Kill them all.

Posted by: kowgurl at 07/16/04 11:28 AM | Reply
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The dad is obsessed with that jessica's boobs. creepy child molester.

Posted by: Joy Beher at 07/16/04 11:29 AM | Reply
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Watching the recording sessions are flat out painful. Not a great voice at all.

The chin and the nose don't bother me. The bad dye job does.

Posted by: Andy at 07/16/04 11:34 AM | Reply
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i love ashlee simpson! i loved on her show when jessica heard ashlee's new album and appeared to completely hate it. it was if she had to force herself to bop her head and pretend like she cared. sibling rivalry!

Posted by: eliza at 07/16/04 11:36 AM | Reply
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why should she get her nose fixed? i think she's adorable the way she is. just because YOU find it ugly? well, what if i found you repulsive? should you go get your face lopped off at a surgeon? that's such bullshit.

she's way cuter than her manface sister and her "ventures."

Posted by: selena at 07/16/04 11:40 AM | Reply
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Her singing voice makes me cringe and she looks like Larry Bird!...nuff said!

Posted by: Kingston at 07/16/04 12:08 PM | Reply
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"Two things... First, she has a huge beak... Considering she's got lot's o' money and hasn't had it fixed, that bothers me..."

If she got her nose fix everyone would be up in arms about how she should be comfortable with her looks etc. if she likes her nose, she should just keep it. gosh! i like her big nose. i think girls with big noses are kinda cute... i like her sister's odd shnozz as well.

Posted by: ultra at 07/16/04 12:19 PM | Reply
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Bitch can't sing.

Posted by: Justin at 07/16/04 12:22 PM | Reply
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i am so totally addicted to her show its not even funny

Posted by: john m at 07/16/04 12:29 PM | Reply
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Why does she keep getting dumped is what I want to know! There must be something seriously wrong with her if her fame/money/hotness aren't keeping them around.

Posted by: lindsay at 07/16/04 12:44 PM | Reply
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AWWW. STOP PICKING ON HER SHE'S CUTE.. THAT FAMILY IS A MESS BUT SHE IS MORE DOWN TO EARTH THAN HER SISTER.. ALTHOUGH SHE'S NO "KATHLEEN HANNA", AT LEAST FOR THE POP ROCK ALBUM SHE'S DOING IT'S CUTE.. YOU KNOW FOR THE PRE ADOLESCENT STAGES OF ALTERNATIVE KIDS.. I DID LIKE THOUGH HOW SHE ALWAYS IRRITATES HER FATHER WITH THE BIBLE .... IN ANY CASE I WOULD MAKE OUT WITH HER INFACT MAYBE MORE THEN SHE WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT!!!!

Posted by: CAROLINA at 07/16/04 12:45 PM | Reply
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i don't hate her nose. i think she's a lot cuter in a more realistic way than jess. but yeah, her singing voice makes me embarrassed for her, not to mention she has absolutely nothing interesting to say. ever. "i made out with ryan. AND THEN I MADE OUT WITH HIM AGAIN OMG ROFLZ!"

Posted by: effie at 07/16/04 1:16 PM | Reply
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I've seen one episode - she was fake drunk and bugging her boyfriend about not playing some song he'd written for her on Valentine's Day. I won't be tuning back in. So unnecessary. Bring back "Camp Jim."

Posted by: Hoyt Pollard at 07/16/04 1:27 PM | Reply
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I love how everyone around her is totally humoring her in this dream to become a singer. No one has the balls to tell her that the reason it's so hard is because she totally sucks at it! She kind of reminds me of the Chicken Lady on Kids in the Hall.

Posted by: kim at 07/16/04 1:35 PM | Reply
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stop hating on my girlfriend

Posted by: nick at 07/16/04 1:38 PM | Reply
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I think if she wasn't so whiny and spoiled and fake she would bother me less. I've been sick for the past three days, so I've been watching all her reruns.. dear lord. "Can you, like, not make my hair poofy? I can't deal with it when it's poofy." "I'm late to, like, every meeting I go to." "I had the worst Valentines Day ever!" Shut. Up. Spoiled. Brat. Ashlee. Simpson. Before. I. Smack. You.

Seriously. I mean, seriously.

Posted by: Sara at 07/16/04 2:04 PM | Reply
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Ashlee was on my floor last week and NO ONE TOLD ME! Sucks.

Posted by: stereogum at 07/16/04 2:10 PM | Reply
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Hate to break to all of you "fans' but she already got her nose done....

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004663.html

Posted by: Vanessa at 07/16/04 2:15 PM | Reply
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A few things:
1. The beak. I love it. Up until she dyed her hair, I was like, what is it about this chick? Then once she dyed her hair, it all made sense. She's a hot dago broad trapped in the body of some spaghetti-and-ketchup bullshit whitey pageant trash. Good for her.
2. The singing. Is she really that much worse than say, oh, The Decemberists dude or anyone else currently making more "respectable" records? Anyone who gripes about how bad she sounds during tracking has obviously never been to your average indie rock recording session. What's more troubling is all the creepy smashmouth modern rock dorks that have surrounded her.
3. Her style. Yeah, yeah, it's like Urban Outfitters threw up all over her, but I've gotta say, she carries it well and usually looks a lot cuter in her day-to-day clothes than she does in the photo shoots she's always doing.
4. She needs to stop bedding down all these emo pussies and get herself a real boyfriend that knows like anything at all about music prior to 2000. She should totally hook up with like P.T. Anderson or John Cusack or some otherwise ill May-December shit like that. It would be shocking and awesome and probably great for her. Sayin'.
5. That look that Jessica had when they played her the album. Priceless. It was like she was thinking, "All the money in the world could never and, I suppose, will never be able to buy even the slightest shred of individuality and self-respect that my big-nosed, Hot Topic-shopping sister has simply because, unlike me, she is not a total friggin' jackanapes."
That's right, people, you heard me: Jackanapes.

Posted by: run chico run at 07/16/04 2:16 PM | Reply
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A few things:
1. The beak. I love it. Up until she dyed her hair, I was like, what is it about this chick? Then once she dyed her hair, it all made sense. She's a hot dago broad trapped in the body of some spaghetti-and-ketchup bullshit whitey pageant trash. Good for her.
2. The singing. Is she really that much worse than say, oh, The Decemberists dude or anyone else currently making more "respectable" records? Anyone who gripes about how bad she sounds during tracking has obviously never been to your average indie rock recording session. What's more troubling is all the creepy smashmouth modern rock dorks that have surrounded her.
3. Her style. Yeah, yeah, it's like Urban Outfitters threw up all over her, but I've gotta say, she carries it well and usually looks a lot cuter in her day-to-day clothes than she does in the photo shoots she's always doing.
4. She needs to stop bedding down all these emo pussies and get herself a real boyfriend that knows like anything at all about music prior to 2000. She should totally hook up with like P.T. Anderson or John Cusack or some otherwise ill May-December shit like that. It would be shocking and awesome and probably great for her. Sayin'.
5. That look that Jessica had when they played her the album. Priceless. It was like she was thinking, "All the money in the world could never and, I suppose, will never be able to buy even the slightest shred of individuality and self-respect that my big-nosed, Hot Topic-shopping sister has simply because, unlike me, she is not a total friggin' jackanapes."
That's right, people, you heard me: Jackanapes.

Posted by: run chico run at 07/16/04 2:16 PM | Reply
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i wish i had a tv so could watch ashlee's new show.... or maybe not, i hate seeing untalented people make tons of money.

according to goodplasticsurgery.com jessica's baby sister has had some work done:

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004663.html

Posted by: Tylla at 07/16/04 2:20 PM | Reply
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"If she got her nose fix everyone would be up in arms about how she should be comfortable with her looks etc. if she likes her nose, she should just keep it. gosh! i like her big nose. i think girls with big noses are kinda cute... i like her sister's odd shnozz as well."

This is lame! It's like those groups that say it is okay to be obese! It's a load of crap.. The people that say it is okay to be 400lbs are paid by McDonalds to say that... She has a gigantic nose... It's not her fault. She can have part of it lopped off... I had to study for a big exam and started getting the old spare tire... Instead of saying "Accept me for my more chubby self", I ate better and started running again to restore me to my thin self... Beauty is only skin deep... But ugly goes to the bone! Call me shallow, but how many people noticed Ashlee Simpson's giant beak versus her normal elbow, shoulder, whatever!

Posted by: Juggernaut at 07/16/04 2:23 PM | Reply
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Having a big nose is a lot different than having a weight problem. If she's comfortable with her own nose, then why should she get plastic surgery just so shallow people like you will accept her appearance?

AND I, for one, never noticed her big nose. At least, not until now.

Posted by: Katie at 07/16/04 2:34 PM | Reply
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the breath mints her and jessica push are actually really good and addictive, which is a bad thing cause only 30 comes in a pack and like after a day, you've already had about 15 and they cost like 3 bucks.

so maybe if the music career doesn't plan out, they could push drugs or something.

Posted by: Douglas Reinhardt at 07/16/04 2:51 PM | Reply
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Juggernaut, you are a fucking idiot. I read some pretty idiotic comments on this thing, but yours take the cake. It's absoultely absurd that you think she should plastic surgery just because she doesn't have a perfect nose. You are shallow, and you'll probably die lonely.

Posted by: Steve at 07/16/04 2:55 PM | Reply
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It's always Marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!!

Posted by: handsome_b_wonderful at 07/16/04 3:02 PM | Reply
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two words about ashlee simpson that i'm amazed haven't appeared here: Seventh Heaven.

look it up.

Posted by: mel at 07/16/04 3:02 PM | Reply
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hey, me having no tv and all, i logged on to mtv.com and checked out the episode guide...

who is her "rocker" boyfriend ryan?

Posted by: Tylla at 07/16/04 3:07 PM | Reply
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That's a lot of comments for an almost nobody.

Posted by: Kristina at 07/16/04 3:19 PM | Reply
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here's the 7th heaven info
http://www.thewb.com/Faces/CastBio/0,7930,65693,00.html

Posted by: max at 07/16/04 3:42 PM | Reply
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I love me some A. Simps! Why hasn't anyone mentioned that her ex-boyfriend, J-O-S-H was one of the five dorkos in the short-lived "band," Scene 23 formed from the show, POPSTARS 2, the same show that brought us those hotties Eden's Crush?

I think it's awesome that she went from Z-list boyfriend to Q-List boyfriend. And that song they had...what the hell was it called? "I Really Don't Think So?" Glorrrrious.

You can listen to Ashlee's album on The Leak on MTV.com and hear her be sad faced about her sister's success in "Shadow."

Posted by: Nicole at 07/16/04 3:44 PM | Reply
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i think her father is too much like the williams sisters' father - nothing like expecting your kids to support you

Posted by: max at 07/16/04 3:45 PM | Reply
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And Tylla, her boyfriend's name is Ryan Cabrera and his album is "dropping" around the same time as Ashlee's. Cute! Convenient!

Posted by: Nicole at 07/16/04 3:46 PM | Reply
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i wish she were dating chris carrabra.

Posted by: ultra at 07/16/04 4:03 PM | Reply
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Ugh... c'mon people! Use your brains for more than insepid pop music and the talentless hacks that push it daily in the media.

I'm starting to understand why the French dislike American culture.

Posted by: astralgirl01 at 07/16/04 4:26 PM | Reply
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i think she should date "Steve" who called me a fucking idiot (hey, let's make personal attacks).. He must like ugly women and they'd make a un-cute couple!

Posted by: Juggernaut at 07/16/04 4:39 PM | Reply
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"Steve" is a dork and taking these posts way too seriously. Put the gun down, Steve.

Posted by: Karen at 07/16/04 4:40 PM | Reply
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I have body odor.

Posted by: Karen at 07/16/04 4:53 PM | Reply
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Her ambition to become a serious artist has made your look like an ass.

Posted by: Nathan at 07/16/04 6:02 PM | Reply
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Have you seen/tried this ever? http://www.radioblogclub.com

I win Incessant Commenter Of The Day award, mos. def.

But that radio blog thing allows you to put a stand-alone player onto your blog jawn, instead of those kinds, I guess, that just...start when you open a page? And scare the shit out of you? I played some people's blog-lists and it's pretty fun.

Posted by: Nicole at 07/16/04 7:17 PM | Reply
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for years i thought "7th heaven" was one of those crude comedy shows like "strangers with candy", and i used to laugh at that horrible family....

i still think it is though

Posted by: Tylla at 07/16/04 8:42 PM | Reply
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for years i thought "7th heaven" was one of those crude comedy shows like "strangers with candy", and i used to laugh at that horrible family....

Posted by: Tylla at 07/16/04 8:43 PM | Reply
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uh. don't like her either.

Posted by: luly at 07/16/04 9:05 PM | Reply
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YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC. GET BACK TO THE COMMUNIST COFFEE SHOP IN THE BAD PART OF TOWN AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING IBOOKS AND IPODS WITH YOU SO YOU CAN MEET UP WITH YOUR LIFE PARTNERS AND TALK ABOUT HOW SHITTY AMERICAN CULTURE IS AND HOW TV SUCKS (FOR THREE HOURS).

YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING COOL. AND I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL VERY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE WHO COULD PASS FOR MODELS. YEAH.

Posted by: Anti-Hater at 07/16/04 9:45 PM | Reply
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Haha, I like that guy. You go, Anti-Hater.

Posted by: Jazzy at 07/16/04 11:39 PM | Reply
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she sounds like gwen stefani sometimes...and tries to "dance" like her, too...

Posted by: nagc at 07/17/04 4:43 AM | Reply
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"That's right, people, you heard me: Jackanapes."

The hit count on dictionary.com just shot through the roof.

Posted by: Puddin' at 07/17/04 6:30 AM | Reply
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Anti-Hater, why you hatin' homie? "Communist coffee shops," really? Where? Someone better warn Bush and his fellow dumbasses about the issue, because the growth of coffee beans is a multi billion dollar industry.

Posted by: Carla at 07/17/04 11:49 AM | Reply
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51 comments... ? Hell, I better get in on this. *post*

Posted by: Glenn at 07/17/04 1:23 PM | Reply
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Yea she really bugs me... i guess its hard for the families of sucessful preformers to coupe with the fact that another sibling is famous... great what is the next prodogy that will come from a celebrity family-its like they are pulling them out of their asses- her is the biggest problem ... okay i live in america and i don't know what kind of site this is really because i stumbled upon it accidentily-so let me just explain that the only reason celebrities are soooooooooooooooo populare in america is because we don't have a monarch. in a way our "celebs" are our royalty ... so if we still idolize them is our country really free or has my generation just gone and screwed everyone over- love u guys! blessings from st louis mo usa

Posted by: crotchriot at 07/18/04 1:56 AM | Reply
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Personally I find Ashlee very cute... The look on Jessica's face was priceless when she heard the album, haha, talk about jealous and nonsupportive now I know why they aren't in each others shows.

Posted by: hmmm at 07/18/04 11:39 AM | Reply
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'm starting to understand why the French dislike American culture.

Yes, the French Top 40 chart reveals cultural depth worthy of the legacy of Proust, Hugo and Camus.

Posted by: Phil at 07/18/04 3:30 PM | Reply
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I JUST HAVE TO SAY ASHLEE SIMPSON IS ONE SPOILED BRAT , HOW CAN ANYONE WATCH THIS SHOW , IS SO STUPID . LET ME PROVE MY POINT IN THE 1ST EPISODE SHE DDINT KNOW HOW TO MOP THE FLOOR AND CLEAN , FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IM A GUY AND I KNOW HOW TO CLEAN UP . I HAVE TO SAY MTV IS SPOLING THE S*7T OUT OF THE SIMPSONS FAMILY . ASHLEE SIMPSONS VOICE IS HONESTLY SUCKS , AND THE REASON SHE GOT A CD DEAL WAS CAUSE OF MTV . MTV FOR SURE WILL NOT EXTENT ANOTHER SEASON OF THE ASHLEE SIMPSON SHOW , IS JUST TO GAY . ONE MORE THING I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HIS DAD BEIN A MINISTER IS THE MANAGER OF BOTH DUAGHTERS , THEYR SURE ARE NOT IN TO THEIR RELIGION THAT MUCH .

Posted by: NICK at 07/18/04 6:13 PM | Reply
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there's something about all caps that just screams 'don't read me!'

Posted by: cindy loo-hoo at 07/19/04 2:56 AM | Reply
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Well, using all caps is even more brilliant. It screams, "Don't read me," "Never read what I say," AND, "I'm a moron," all at once.

Err... Did I use my commas correctly?

Posted by: Glenn at 07/19/04 3:21 AM | Reply
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yeah, ashlee simpson. an important artist. gosh, her music really stands out, doesn't it? just like "satisfaction", "sweet jane", or "good vibrations". i'm sure we'll be talking about her for decades to come and how excited we all were when we first heard her...excuse me, i have to go yawn now.

Posted by: bigrockcandymountain at 07/19/04 1:30 PM | Reply
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I wonder how many people posting here are sad little shy girls and boys with bad self images? Fat out of shape? I'm not a fan of the simpsons but it seems to me that there are alot of people with some issues here.Did you guys get picked on in school, not popular did not get invited to the prom? Could some of the people being so snarky here post a pic of themselves online? I'd love to see some of the big gals and creepy thin boys posting on here.PS you are not cool because you have a blog.Cheers

Posted by: music and wine at 07/19/04 2:25 PM | Reply
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That show is pure comedy!!!
She's a little less dumb that Jessica. She sings horrible and her boyfriend is totally gay!!!

Posted by: roxywil at 07/19/04 2:28 PM | Reply
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Music and Wine, are you, yourself, a "sad little shy" girl or boy and out of shape? Don't get much attention so you're hoping you will here by posting some ramble? Why not start a trend on here and post the most beautiful picture of yourself? It's okay if you're "fat out of shape" or thin like a model. We'll love you the same. Have nothing better to do than come on here and criticize other people's opinions? Sounds like you're a bit anti-social to me. Anti-social people have a hard time accepting other people's opinions because they're oblivious to the fact that there's a lot of bullshit said here for the sake of amusement. P.S., You're not cool because you posted here, actually thinking we take into consideration your pointless ramble. Thank you and have a nice day

Posted by: Carla at 07/19/04 6:56 PM | Reply
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I hope she goes back to Ashford...

Posted by: Alex at 07/19/04 8:20 PM | Reply
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didn't jewel have a song called "pieces of me"?

Posted by: Tylla at 07/19/04 8:45 PM | Reply
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I like her big nose. At least she's not a horse-looking like her sister.

Posted by: fairest at 07/19/04 11:49 PM | Reply
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I dont think ashlee can sing a lick! the folks that pointed out that she got her own show, cd, etc cause' of MTV was dead on...and what's up with their dad? If I was the dad I don't know if I could stand watching Nick slob all over my daughter..but hey whatever gets the ratings I guess, guess it wont be long before they turn Ashlee out too.
oh! and if ashlee got a nose job already, sheesh! what did look like before?!!

Posted by: classicpisces78 at 07/20/04 2:19 PM | Reply
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Did it ever occur to anyone that no one in real life is perfect, so STOP harping on her nose already.
Geez.
Your idea of beauty is not everyone elses. Plastic surgery is one of the dumbest things ever invented. The ONLY people who should be allowed to have it are people who had breast cancer, people who get into car accidents/other accidents/, born with birth defects [REAL ONES], etc.
Not some shallow stupid rich girl or boy who doesn't realize that they should just deal with what they got for looks and do something valueble with their lives instead of bitching about it forever.
Geez.
She looks just fine how she is. So you don't like how she looks, fine. But just realize that is your own personal preference, and move on.
Also, not one of us knows what she really looks like in person, because it's all just makeup and lighting on TV.

Posted by: JEM at 07/22/04 1:49 AM | Reply
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ashlee may not be "beautiful", but i just wanna say, ya, her nose may be big, but i admire her for not getting it fixed...most celebrities have tons of plastic surgery done, and it's cool ashlee is comfortable in her own skin and doesnt feel the need to do that. also, im sorry, but i dont think jessica is what you would call beautiful either. she has a weird nose and butt chin as well.

Posted by: ali at 07/29/04 8:35 PM | Reply
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ashlee may not be "beautiful", but i just wanna say, ya, her nose may be big, but i admire her for not getting it fixed...most celebrities have tons of plastic surgery done, and it's cool ashlee is comfortable in her own skin and doesnt feel the need to do that. also, im sorry, but i dont think jessica is what you would call beautiful either. she has a weird nose and butt chin as well.

Posted by: ali at 07/29/04 8:36 PM | Reply
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This girl can't sing. DO you really think that she would have debuted at 1, if it wasn't for her sister?? and if she bitches about the record people wanting to change her sound, then she should have gone to a smaller record company, but her daddy sticks her in Geffen. That's an early death. she should have gone to Lookout Records. if she really wants to rock, then she should take lessons from The Donnas.

Posted by: Tone78201 at 07/31/04 2:16 PM | Reply
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I have three MAJOR HATE points to make about Ashlee Simpson!!

First of all...she seems like ONE BIG FAKE ACT to me!!!...My sister read that in an article they said that Ashlee Simpson had donned the black hair and looked like she was a poor punk girl and shopped at wal-mart to get her look, i must agree with everything that was said in that article because you can really see if they are fake or not just by looking at her for a few seconds!

Second..she needs help with her diction, this is the the help with the pronounciation of her words have you noticed that when she says 'pieces' it sounds more and moer like 'pisses' once you start to hear it more often, plus you can tell that it doesn't sound like her because she talks normally in her show and in 7th heaven (like a girly high pitched sort of tone) but when she sings its deep and not normal if you hear her talking normally! Her sister's already famous, 'lets get famous because i'm a relative and its EVERYONE'S big dream to become famous, but you know what I'll just take the easier route because my sister's already famous'- would be said by ashlee should she be fed some truth serum or something!..just wants to make us non-famous people who actually have dreams to make us feel as small as an ant by being crushed by her GIGANTIC NOSE AND HUGE ASS BUM CHIN!!!!

Third..shes got one big noggin on her face and needs to sort out that major bump, just like her sister (but jessica's is even worse!) That bum chin makes the 'popeye' theme ring in my head constantly! With all that money they are making you think that they would put it to good use........apparently not!

Posted by: vanessa at 08/02/04 8:24 AM | Reply
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ashlee simpson is SO SPOILED!!!! AND SO IS HER SISTER!!! all they do is whine about how despite having so much money theyre still not satisfied..grow up...i agree with carla 2, cuz music and wine u don't make any sense at all,just a word to the wise,and oh yeah effie,juggernaut, sara, and run chico run,i give u guys all thumbs up,hahaha u guys said some funny sh** :-) :-P :-*

Posted by: swtscorpio17 at 08/03/04 2:18 PM | Reply
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I hate them both Jessica and her sister Ashlee they both suck. They are both getting too much TV time. I had enough of that whole simpson clan.

Posted by: Nicky at 08/03/04 4:56 PM | Reply
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just listened to ashlee's album. whoa. pretty bad. glad I didn't buy it. She sounds like she's vomiting a lot. Not like the single.

Posted by: joey at 08/03/04 8:13 PM | Reply
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I think Ashlee is pretty cool. I think the nose and her chin make her different in a positive sense. I mean the world would be boring if everyone would look like jessica simpson... personally i find ashlee way more attractive than jessica. she has a personality and isnt one of those blonde air head bimbos that roam around the U.S. they are disgusting and plain out boring! GET RID OF THEM!!!

Posted by: Nina at 08/03/04 9:02 PM | Reply
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Her chin and nose don't bother me at all. It's her terrible personality. She's a whiny, bratty poser. Those flaws might be okay if she could sing, but she can't! If she hadn't been Jessica's sister, she would've never gotten a record deal. But she doesn't seem to realize that, as she refers to Jessica as being "f*cked up". God, what a brat!

Posted by: Nic at 08/04/04 11:41 AM | Reply
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Look away from her nose (Which isn't that bad!). Look at the large, beautiful area between her neck and bustline. I think you know what I'm getting at... THE GIRL HAS A GREAT RACK THAT I WANT TO SQUEEZE!

Posted by: Jeff at 08/05/04 1:59 AM | Reply
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Hey. First of all, I just want to say that I will NOT be rambling on about her nose. I could care less about how a person looks as long as they have the brains and the talent to "override" the bad looks. And...


she doesn't. At least, she doesn't have the talent for singing (or acting, for that matter. New characters on 7th Heaven are inevtiably horrible actors. Ever seen the girl that plays 'Deena'? Yeah. She sucks.) She can't sing well at all and I think, really, the conversation should stop right there. Don't buy her album or watch her stupid TV show because she has zero talent. Her sister may not be the most intelligent but she can sing. She needs to write and play her own music, but having the vocals is at least the first step in actually being an 'artist' rather than a 'performer'. After all, monkeys can be performers too. If she really had the "dream" to be famous and if she felt that she should really, truly be a singer then you know what she should do?


1. Hire a vocal coach. Don't record songs and then let the producers in the studio manipulate it so you sound good. Learn to sing well.


2. Act like you don't have a B-List singer for a sister. (And she was a B-List, up until that stupid reality show starting airing and people talked about how stupid she is.) Go play some coffee houses in Seattle, Washington. Go play some kid's 16th birthday party. Pay your dues. Get your job through your own merits and talents, not through your sister.


She shouldn't "expect" anyone to cater to her whims, which, from what I've seen, she does. No one should buy her CD or download it. She sucks, so why support the death cycle of music? Find some indie bands that are truely INDIE and listen to them for a while.

Posted by: Brittany at 08/05/04 12:10 PM | Reply
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I am sooo glad I found this lil site. First of Ashlee Simpson is F A K E. OH MY GOD it drive's me nuts!. From the first time i heard she was gonna have her own show i puked, i knew her whiny ass was jealous because of her sister and wanted some fame and the attention like her sister. Im sorry ashlee but you dont got it like jessica does, NOPE. GOD her voice is sooo fuckin shitty, sounds like pure shit, my grandma could do better. She BITCHES AND WHINES ABOUT EVERYTHING, aout how she doesent wanna sound like her sister and shes constantly saying that, and doesent wanna sound like her, OH dont worry ashlee you are ugly and dont look like jessica. she reminds me of that fat ugly kelly osbourne. anyways shes so fake, her style is so tipical. how many kids in cali are going for the gay punk look thats sOOO played out? she claims she knows so much about muisc blah blah bleh, if u notice when her dumbass is in her car shes going thrue the radio stations, if she was a REAL music lover she would NOT be listening to the garbage ass radio, puh lease. I HATE the way she dresses, her hair is UGLY, looks like a mop haircut,mullet type, omg so ugly. and the way she dances, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ARE YOU SERIOUS?? like a fucking lost ugly stupid puppy trying to get attention. GOD her NOSE IS FUCKING HUGE!!! SO IS HER CHIN!!. ugly ugly ugly. she so spoiled she lives in her own apt and hangs out with those leeching wanna be rich kids. her lexus is so fucking ugly, common now cameran diaz drives a toyota. like she tries to be all rich but tries to pose as a punk. YOU ARE NOT PUNK!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD she wear a "punk" shirt on her new ugly video? YOUR NOT PUNK BITCH, she is light gay rock shit. The thing that gets me the most is that she claims its her coming out the shadow and that her music is from her heart but wait a second...................... your daddy PAID for people to write her music, produce her music, for people to show her how to sing. WHAT THE FUCK? YOUR NOT ORIGINAL YOUR FAKE, A PRODUCT OF BULLSHIT. all those dresses she wears are beyond DISGUSTING, ewwww. her ex boyfriend and current one are a fucking joke, the first one was a leeching roach, and the second is a dumbass whos trying to get big by singin gay fucking emo shit. god she whines all fucking day and all these posers around her kiss her ass all day, especially her hair stylist, what a fake, always telling her shes pretty blah blah shut the fuck up you faggot ass leeching ROACH. and her hick shit parents are complete dumbasses, ok they got lucky with jessica but their greedy asses think HMMM maybe we can make ashlee a star? her voice is shitty and shes not that pretty but hey whatahell we got the money. OH GOD i hope they all end up BANKRUPT. which sooner or later ashlee simpson is gonna fail. did you see those pics she took, on that episode where she says she looks like a clown, OMG YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN, YOUR UGLY. seriously she is ugly, and if u think shes pretty then you are a FUCKING IDIOT. Her voice SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. everytime i hear her stupid whiny voice i wanna puke and die. and to anti hater and to all those dumbass blind people who cant seem to realize that ashlee is fake, FUCK YOU. i can and will say whatever the FUCK i want, this is america and we have something called freedom of speech bitch, so take that and shove it down your fucking pipe and smoke it.

Posted by: MEEKLO at 08/06/04 2:47 AM | Reply
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^^^^^^^^^ woo hoo, well done said meeklo. I AGREE 100 % !!!

Posted by: dan at 08/06/04 2:53 AM | Reply
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lol Meeklo is actually right about everything said despite the rambling.

Posted by: Adam at 08/06/04 3:08 AM | Reply
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Meeklo's rant makes Allen Iverson's rants seem tame in comparison!

Posted by: Answer at 08/07/04 2:16 AM | Reply
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I loveeee ashlee simpson does any one kno where she lives or any thing im tryen to get in touch wit her

Posted by: Amanda at 08/07/04 10:54 PM | Reply
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