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August 18, 2005

The Offspring Play CBGBs

And yes, Stereogum was there. Did your jaw just drop? I was trying to help "Save CBGB" and I figured I might as well hear music that I'd recognize. Their last song, which was surprisingly early (11:30) was "Self-Esteem." The audience sang the first verse. Notable quotes from Dexter throughout the night:


  • "So many bands have played here ... like Lisa Loeb and the Gin Blossoms."
  • "Why is Michael Jackson so found of twenty-one-year olds? ... 'Cause there are 20 of 'em!"
  • "You guys may be the best audience we've ever had!"
  • I bet he says that last line at every show. Biggest disappointment: Offspring didn't play their one song I like -- "I Choose." If you've got MP3, e-mail to me, and I'll post. I tried to hum it to Jeff all night, but he had no idea what I was talking (er, humming) about.

    I got only a couple of shots. My batteries died ten minutes in.


    Central Village has a kickass gallery, and Heart On A Stick has an extensive review.

    In other news, it's a boy for Brit and K-Fed.

    Posted at 1:54 PM




    20 Comments

    did you know if you listen to every offspring album backwards in reverse sequence...you will die!

    Posted by: nick at 08/18/05 1:42 PM | Reply
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    i almost forgot...

    ROCK FACTS! ROCK FACTS! ROCK FACTS!

    Posted by: nick at 08/18/05 2:51 PM | Reply
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    I remember "I choose". It had a weird airport themed video. Ah, my youth...

    Posted by: Karen at 08/18/05 3:12 PM | Reply
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    "I Choose" is probably the best song they've done.
    I still have a nerdy 13-year-old fangirl crush on Noodles.
    I feel really old.

    Posted by: Megan at 08/18/05 4:43 PM | Reply
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    Offspring has to be the worst American band in the past 15 years.

    Posted by: cashew at 08/18/05 4:57 PM | Reply
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    'Preston' Federline, huh?
    The kid's gonna be in rehab/therapy by the year 2025, if not sooner.

    Posted by: Blu at 08/18/05 6:19 PM | Reply
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    i've always had a soft sport for smash it up...

    Posted by: andy at 08/18/05 7:09 PM | Reply
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    i bet it was a fun show.. and theres nothing wrong with some good fun.

    Posted by: cesar at 08/18/05 7:09 PM | Reply
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    Ah yes.. Can't completely hate the band because of the nostalgia I feel when I hear "Smash it Up." In elementary school my buddies and I would rock out to that song like our lives depended on it. Ah, youth.

    I've got to say though, Noodles is looking a tad grampa'ish (if only because his white-blonde hair is looking somewhat gray in that pic).

    Posted by: Mike at 08/18/05 8:11 PM | Reply
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    Offspring are so 10 years ago - give me a break

    Posted by: Tom at 08/18/05 10:41 PM | Reply
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    "Offspring has to be the worst American band in the past 15 years."

    I can't stand Offspring, but have you heard CREED?

    Posted by: P at 08/19/05 4:17 AM | Reply
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    Dude, there are bands worse than Offspring that many people here listen to. And I think Offspring kind of sucks, too. Apparently Dexter is quite the hand with the bon mots, though.

    Posted by: jed2 at 08/19/05 9:37 AM | Reply
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    wow. is there anything Joe Simpson CAN'T do?

    Posted by: lindsay at 08/19/05 11:48 AM | Reply
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    HAHA. He does look like Joe Simpson. Maybe Ashlee can get a gig at CBGB's.

    Posted by: E at 08/19/05 1:26 PM | Reply
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    Not to start another "Are the Gin Blossoms embarassing or not?" tangent, but I would rather listen to the Gin Blossoms (or Lisa Loab, for that matter) than the Offspring any day of the week.

    That is all.

    Posted by: Ben at 08/19/05 1:30 PM | Reply
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    i've seen the Offspring as a headliner once in 1994 ... and once at one of those festivals ... they have two songs and they play them over and over ...

    but the Gin Blossoms? c'mon man get real

    Posted by: Clashed at 08/19/05 2:59 PM | Reply
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    The joke is much funnier when you say 28 y/o's. And, much funnier when delivered by the bum on the 1 train. He has a whole funbag of MJ and R. Kelly jokes (and songs).

    "Why did MJ got to Macy's?" "Becasue he saw a sign outside that said 'boy's pant's half off!."

    That, freinds, is just a sample of his comedic and not to mention his musical stylings. Phucking virtuoso.

    Posted by: No at 08/19/05 3:23 PM | Reply
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    The show at CBGB's kicked ass. Dex was cool hanging around the crowd talking to people, having a beer at the bar. All you people that say Offspring was ten years ago... you haven't seen them live any time recently. Offspring kicked ass!!!

    Posted by: Danny at 08/21/05 9:10 PM | Reply
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    offspring!!!!!
    THEY FUCKIN RULE!!! everyone who says otherwise goes to hell cause u hav no taste whatsoever.
    i agree wiv megan and danny
    nick u suck and nah-nah why don't u get a job?! u fagot!!!
    luv zepher-girl tee hee!

    Posted by: zepher-girl at 09/11/05 8:29 AM | Reply
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    Finialy someone else who thinks Noodles is just pure sex on legs! Hes so feckin cute, hes got realy nice eyes too :D I think he shud do his hair blonde or do it back to that leopard print thingy that he had a while ago...that was so hot!!

    Posted by: cazza at 08/09/06 7:20 PM | Reply
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