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December 15, 2006

The Smoking Pogue

The Guardian, which you might have heard hates Q, has given Shane MacGowan a blog. And he's taken the opportunity to FU Scotland's smoking ban:

I can't believe how severely the smoking ban is enforced up here in Scotland, where I've been playing a gig with The Pogues - and recovering from posing naked with Pete Doherty.

...

So the Glaswegians seem pretty happy, albeit pissed off about something else - the smoking ban. The ban is simply incredible up here - the enforcement is tougher than you could believe. Certainly compared to Dublin. Back there the fuss has comparatively died away. There are areas divided up into smoking and non-smoking and so on, and there are a lot of blind eyes being turned for the sake of the "auld boys". And rightly so - it's all about personal freedom and personal choice, and city air is damaging enough as it is, so you might as well choose your own filter.

But in Glasgow the police really go for the ban in strength. Some of us were smoking onstage on account it being part of our time-honoured performance, as it were, but the audience was clearly feeling the eyes of the ban upon them. It was tangible. The moment we left the stage for good, the crowd dashed outside purely to smoke. And it's not as if the Scots were pressurised into the ban in the first place. I think it's that tough, gutsy Scottish will-power thing - "We can jump about pissed to Irish rock and roll music AND we can do it without smoking!"

A Scottish will-power thing, or a Scottish lung cancer thing. Semantics. Well Shane, if it comes down to it, you can probably get stage-smoking fine-avoidance tips from Robbie Williams. Maybe the two of 'em and Joe Jackson should do an anti-ban charity trio?

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jesus, that is the ugliest dude I've ever seen. Does he have teeth?

Posted by: jesus at 12/15/06 3:10 PM  | Reply
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Personally, I enjoy the personal freedom and personal choice not to have to breathe your cigarettes.

Posted by: Ferris at 12/15/06 3:50 PM  | Reply
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I think people should only be allowed to smoke on stage if they're paying homage to this:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9186670810343559618

Posted by: ian at 12/15/06 3:57 PM  | Reply
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i just wanted to comment on this quote from the Robbie Williams article:

"Mr Beatty said he did not want the issue "to turn into an opportunity to continue to promote that bad boy image".

I always thought of RW as quite the Bad Boy. Nice to see I wasn't alone.

Posted by: jp at 12/15/06 4:13 PM  | Reply
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scotland's a lot nicer since the smoking ban.

shane mcgowan's a fanny. in the scots sense of the word.

pete doherty in ten years......

Posted by: The Goblin King at 12/15/06 4:29 PM  | Reply
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Man I love the Pogues... Shane, crazy as he may be, is a f@#king genius.

Posted by: The Dude at 12/15/06 4:56 PM  | Reply
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"Personally, I enjoy the personal freedom and personal choice not to have to breathe your cigarettes."

You're a nerd.

Posted by: dave at 12/15/06 5:08 PM  | Reply
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Shane's played here already after the ban. It's a good law, however as this is the 1st winter since the ban expect everyone to moan about being out in the cold.

Posted by: monolith at 12/15/06 5:08 PM  | Reply
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Wow. That is an aggressively unattractive man.

Posted by: Matthew at 12/15/06 5:25 PM  | Reply
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"moan about being out in the cold"

ken, scots do that year round, eh big man?

Posted by: The Goblin King at 12/15/06 6:04 PM  | Reply
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anyone ever notice how much shane mcgowan looks like a toothless sean penn?

Posted by: nathan at 12/15/06 8:10 PM  | Reply
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Every week or so, I marvel at the fact that Shane The Genius is still alive. He's a testament to the human spirit of survival. The cockroack of Gaelic punk. May he live another year!

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at 12/15/06 8:43 PM  | Reply
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Yeah, cause those people who walk around with tubes up their nose and carrying an oxygen tank with them look soooo cool. See ya on the flip side, pally.

Posted by: Ferris at 12/15/06 10:05 PM  | Reply
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I love that Joe Jackson song.

In 20-0-3
A man joined the army
And soon he got shipped out to fight in Iraq
He got caught in a crossfire
And lost his right arm
But they didn't ban bullets
Or missile attacks

He's on his way home now
And who wants to tell him
He can't have a smoke with his beer?

So do what you want
Or do what they tell you
It's the land of the free,
but don't take it too far
You can do what you want
You can march off to war
But in 20-0-3 you can't smoke in a bar

Posted by: Memememe at 12/16/06 1:47 AM  | Reply
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scottish lung cancer thing? fuck you scott - that's pure snobbery, i expect better from you.

Posted by: pogue mahone at 12/16/06 2:30 AM  | Reply
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scotland is the sick man of europe. in glasgow the life expectancy is 43! fact!!

Posted by: The Goblin King at 12/16/06 5:31 AM  | Reply
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To be honest life expectancy is only 43 in some parts of Glasgow, in other parts its up in the 80s.

Adding "fact!!" to something doesn't make it any more than fluff

Posted by: Chris Gilmour at 12/16/06 12:49 PM  | Reply
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Sadly as unattractive as Shane is, he still gets laid more than me... le sigh..

Posted by: fred at 12/16/06 6:12 PM  | Reply
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"Yeah, cause those people who walk around with tubes up their nose and carrying an oxygen tank with them look soooo cool. See ya on the flip side, pally."

I get it. You're using sarcasm. Yeah, I don't smoke myself but c'mon.. We're soon going to live in a pussified America(or Scotland) where the iconic smoke-filled dive bar is just a distant memory. Where are the future Tom Waits going to gather their inspiration? From a Starbucks? And don't call me pally, bub.

Posted by: Dave at 12/16/06 11:13 PM  | Reply
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Steve Drozd was smoking onstage last time the flaming lips were in glasgow and no one gave a feck.

Posted by: robbie at 12/17/06 9:11 AM  | Reply
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Actually adding "fact!!" to some bull stat i made up on the spot does indeed make it true.

73% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

See?

And yes, poor people do live shorter lives, but it's their own stupid faults for smoking, eating rubbish and not liking Sufjan Stevens. FACT!!!

Posted by: The Goblin King at 12/17/06 5:06 PM  | Reply
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Dave: maybe they'll do what the real Tom Waits does. Last time he was in Vancouver, a co-worker spotted him buying coffee at... yup, Starbucks.

Posted by: Johnnyboy at 02/15/08 5:51 PM  | Reply
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