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April 23, 2007

They Finally Made Him Go To Rehab, And He Looks So So So Much Better

Rehab works! At least, it makes you look like it's working. And sometimes that's all that matters, right? After entering a treatment facility nearly two months ago, EVH made an appearance Friday to pose with guitars later awarded to the winner of the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series Subway Fresh Fit 500 in Avondale, Arizona.


[Photo via Flickr via Blabbermouth.]

Drink it in (you, not him), then click the pic to remind yourself how far he's come. Keep it up, Eddie!

Posted at 4:21 PM
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Good Lord, did they inject him with fetuses at this rehab joint? He looks... younger!

DwD

Posted by: Dw. Dunphy at 04/23/07 4:35 PM | Reply
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Looks like he got hisself some new teeth, too...'bout time.

Posted by: sh at 04/23/07 5:01 PM | Reply
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did his teeth grow back?

Posted by: dc at 04/23/07 5:01 PM | Reply
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Oh my Roth he looks great...

Posted by: nick at 04/23/07 5:37 PM | Reply
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Haven't you people figured it out yet?? "Checking into rehab" is secret code for "going to the plastic surgeon".

Posted by: fred at 04/23/07 6:31 PM | Reply
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So they turned him into Ricky Martin?

Posted by: Anthony at 04/23/07 9:21 PM | Reply
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Jeff Gordon won the race. In your face, haterz!

Posted by: non-redneck at 04/23/07 10:02 PM | Reply
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jeff who? this is a music blog you fucking redneck.

Posted by: sven von sven at 04/23/07 11:40 PM | Reply
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I'd hit it?

Posted by: krys at 04/24/07 4:09 AM | Reply
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hey! they gave him Mark McGrath's hair.

Where have you gone Sugar Ray?

Posted by: KO at 04/24/07 10:12 AM | Reply
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This is it, the product is the process! Such a talent should not be denied his golden years. Maybe now he will come to his senses and kick his son out and re-hire his brother Michael Anthony.

Posted by: Betty Ford at 04/24/07 1:25 PM | Reply
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Why has he turned into Matthew Kelly?

Posted by: [a,m,c] at 04/24/07 10:05 PM | Reply
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oh, those frosted tips just make him so dreamy.
maybe he was just going through a phase of looking like a decrepit zombie.

Posted by: Kurt at 11/13/08 3:28 AM | Reply
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