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March 30, 2005

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Wrong country, Avril.

Posted at 5:33 PM
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She is as smart as Britney!

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 03/30/05 5:37 PM | Reply
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HAHA!

Posted by: ab at 03/30/05 5:54 PM | Reply
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there's a damn blog for everything!!

Posted by: kelly at 03/30/05 6:20 PM | Reply
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I wonder how you'd write that in Canadian?

Posted by: Reagan at 03/30/05 6:39 PM | Reply
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Which is the more douche-y tattoo, the random asian characters on a white person (pictured), or the barbed wire around the bicep favored by former frat boys and guys who call each other "bro" (see Nick Lachey)?

Posted by: robb at 03/30/05 6:54 PM | Reply
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OMG. The truth comes out. Avril is a poser! Who knew? This is so shocking. All this time, I totally thought she was the real deal. The way she rocked those skanky sk8r clothes then slipped into bling bling Versace as her bank account went ching ching, this really is news to me.

Posted by: m-dawg at 03/30/05 7:58 PM | Reply
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hehehe! this is hilarious! she's in my country (Philippines) this very moment.. ill be on the lookout if she does anything funny!

Posted by: isabelle at 03/30/05 8:03 PM | Reply
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hahaha

oh man, she's so punk with that and writing songs for Kelly Clarkson that sound like they should be played on country radio. she is so anti-establishment and raw.

whatever.

Posted by: mandy at 03/30/05 8:43 PM | Reply
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She's dumber than I thought.

Posted by: potato at 03/30/05 9:06 PM | Reply
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What do you get when you cross the strokes and the killers and the white stripes and um, franz ferdinand, and... the vines and the hives and jet and uhhh the walkmen and the yeah yeah yeahs and and and the arcade fire and interpol? Not our band! Our band is really good.

Posted by: The Land Before Rhyme at 03/30/05 10:23 PM | Reply
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"and now!...representing the American public...Avril Lavigne!"
china has nukes, right?

we're toast

Posted by: g3ko gur1 at 03/30/05 11:58 PM | Reply
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Ms. Lavigne is actually Canadian.

Posted by: tian at 03/31/05 12:17 AM | Reply
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they (china) won't care. guilt by association

Posted by: g3ko gur1 at 03/31/05 12:28 AM | Reply
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m-dawg's post hurt my head

Posted by: battlescars3000 at 03/31/05 12:29 AM | Reply
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None of you make any sense. How about thae fact that the Japanese stole the Chinese language. Leave Avril alone. So someone wrote some letters on her arm before a show. Yes, I am sure Avril personally wrote the Chinese letters on her arm because we all know that she is fluent in it. Haven't you heard the Mandarin version of I'm with you?" It actually doesn't compare to the Cantonese version of Sk8boi. You fucking people are such morons. Avril is awesome. Mischa is awesome. Stereogum is awesome. The rest of you are a bunch of illiterate, intolerant, douche-bags. If you hate these people so much, why do you spend your day talking about them?

Posted by: Avril Fan at 03/31/05 5:21 AM | Reply
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avril lavigne is so fake!..she actually thinks shes punk..only cause she wears those clothes and tryes to be all tought (which shes not!shes probably a fucking pussy!) doesnt mean that she's punk...she was a loser in high school, i bet no one liked her...and now she got the whole world to hate her..and all she does is talk shit' about artist..like for example britney spears..well why the hell does she care what britney says or does..i mean avril does a lot of things like her..like that party that she had she made out with a girl..and now it bothers me that she's trying to dress differently like she's really hot! well here's an advice grow some boobs bitch! and all she cares about now is how she looks..well sorry but you're fucking ugly!..anyways if i was britney spears, hilary duff and all the artist avril is talking shit' about..i would kick her ass!!!!

Posted by: ady at 03/31/05 6:00 AM | Reply
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always nice to hear an informed, reasonable opinion from the anti-avril contingent... It actually said in the blog that the picture was probably taken in japan, just printed in a chinese newspaper... did anyone bother to read the whole thing??

Posted by: litzigig at 03/31/05 6:45 AM | Reply
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If you have an opinion on Aviril Lavigne you are not punk. If you visit Stereogum you are not punk. Punk cred is ridiculous, unless you squat in some warehouse, are addicted to heroin and have tattoos all over your face you'll never be a true punk.

Posted by: ken at 03/31/05 8:42 AM | Reply
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This is just SAD!!!

Posted by: Victoria Timar at 03/31/05 11:27 AM | Reply
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Like litzigig said, the post with the picture said that it was actually take in Japan (the country that corresponds with the language used in her "tatoo"). The picture was then used in a Chinese newspaper to promote a show in Hong Kong. Avril isn't dumb or an idiot - it's her effin PR ppl's blunder.
p.s: ady's about as eloquent as my right knee cap.

Posted by: chels at 03/31/05 1:39 PM | Reply
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"...and now it bothers me that she is dressing differently..." really fucker?!? That bothers you? You get up in the morning and worry abt Avril's clothes. Get a fucking life. She never claimed to be Punk. She doesn't claim anything. She is hot and at least she is making out with someone -- unlike you.

Posted by: ady sux cock at 03/31/05 5:22 PM | Reply
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didn't she hear punk is out? boho chic is totally in!

kidding.

who knew there were so many tweens reading stereogum's site standing up for their "pop princess" of their generation.

THANK GOD I grew up in the time of cobain and didn't have to deal with second guessing music icons of my generation.

and i use the word "icon" loosely.


...now where did i put my flannel shirt...

Posted by: socal at 03/31/05 8:22 PM | Reply
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at least she's attempting to play guitar.

i respect that she's trying.

Posted by: cassie at 03/31/05 11:32 PM | Reply
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turns out this is a bit of a hoax. this photo was in a HK newspaper promoting an UPCOMING show in HK. this photo was from a previous nights show in Japan. the blogger that posted this has actually been getting this falsity published in legit or near-legit media outlets. there was nothing in the paper that indicated that this was supposed to be for HK not Japan. this was simply a story saying "Hey HK, Avril has recently played in Japan and is coming to HK"

Posted by: mick at 04/02/05 6:42 PM | Reply
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The relation between Japan and China (and all other Asian countries) is not something I would call "friendly". Diplomatic, yes, friendly, not so. This goes back to World War II, where Japan has slaughtered many Asians during their Far East campaign.

The problem is that Ms. Lavigne's PR people gave HK Magazine (where the promotional ad was appeared in) a photo showing she has "Japan is the best" on her right arm, and to use that as the ad for a Hong Kong tour. That is a very bad idea.

Just imagine, what would happen if a neo-nazi was to pass out flyers in a Jewish temple?

Posted by: edis at 04/03/05 4:32 AM | Reply
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If Avril is punk, then I'm the Queen of Antarctica.
Thankfully, she'll be gone from our sight soon. Her fans will outgrow her and that will be that. Makes me ashamed to be Canadian.

Posted by: Steve at 04/14/05 12:15 PM | Reply
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i hate avril she is a insult to all the punks out thur she is basicly say'n a punk is a dumb ass that wears ties and black nail polish (WRONG) she gives me and others a bad name in her song sk8r boi she says bellet is prepy (WRONG) i am in ballet wear do think the tootoo came from wallmart ce yahh

Posted by: maggie at 06/02/05 11:22 AM | Reply
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avril that slut die'n her blond think'n she can pull it off no honey no and she smokes alot wher did the sigs come from avril and she lost alot of weight to she looks ugly'r i hope shes happy so much for my happy exies get it

Posted by: maggie at 06/02/05 11:30 AM | Reply
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avril is a poser and all you mother fuck'rs stick'n up 4 her screw you i hate hate hate hate her

Posted by: maggie at 06/02/05 11:32 AM | Reply
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k, u guys r sooooooo lame. Avril is awesome and when u are a teenager u tend to say mean things at times about mean people. For one thing this year avril hasent really said anything. And for the person who said she was ugly, she is not, she is damn pretty. In concert everyone was cheering and she was just smiling away, another thing in concert she didnt seem like ya know the typical image that everyone says she is, ya know mean attitudish, that kind of thing, she was really nice. Ya know least she is her own person. And by definition a poser is someone that doesnt act like his or her self, open your eyes people, she dresses her own style in her lyrics she always is saying act like your self. You guys need to really grown up. You guys are seriously sad if you actually have to go on websites and say how much u hate avril. Its pretty pathetic when u point out an airbrushed or drawn tattoo, so what, why do u care. Get a life because if u keep on complaining on how you think avril is soooo fake, u need to open your eyes and do something else. If you hate her so much dont waste your time talking about her, it gets annoying, stop acting like morons!

Posted by: Tanya at 07/29/05 3:35 PM | Reply
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Oh, so it's automatically lame if we come on website s and go on and on about how much we hate Avril, but when others go on websites and proclaim their love for her and how pretty she is ... it's ok??
You're doing the exact same thing. You just have a very different opinion.
And trying to argue with Avril-Haters online is just ... pointless.
So accept it. We all have different opinions.
'Get a life because if you keep on gushing on how you think avril is sooooooo great, you need to open your eyes and do something else.'
See? Works both ways.

Posted by: Becki at 08/05/05 3:52 PM | Reply
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ppl clam down. Avrils ok even of she can be an ignorant bitch. But everybodys different, and anyway ur all probably sayin mean shit bout her coz u wanna be her. So ave ur shit an eat it, OK!!

Posted by: Donnie at 08/07/05 9:15 AM | Reply
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We hate her because we want to be her???
Ok, "Donnie" ... I have no idea how old you are, but think back to your High School days (or maybe you're IN High School ... whatever). Now picture a person that you hate, for whatever reason. Does that mean you wanna be them??? NO. It means that the person you hate is basically everything that you're against. Or maybe cause they treat you like shit, or they did something to offend one of your friends. Whatever. The point is, you hate them because they're a "bad person" in your eyes ... not because you want to BE them.

Posted by: Becki at 08/09/05 2:13 PM | Reply
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okay i'm punk but i still like avril, whether its an image or not, coz the musik kicks ass & to be honest i'd rather ppl were more like avril then bloody manufactured pop-puppet britney spears.
& we all hav our own opinions. okay goin blonde & smokin were two big mistakes, but its her life.

Posted by: Mel at 09/02/05 3:45 PM | Reply
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Ok, the fact that your first sentence was "Ok I'm punk" ... you're not punk. No "punk" would ever claim to be punk, nor would they consider themselves punk. If anyone ever called them punk, they'd kick their ass.

So ... you're not punk, no matter how much you think you are.

The End

Posted by: Becki at 09/10/05 5:26 PM | Reply
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Dumbasses.You all should stop talking shit and get a life.

Posted by: black Cat at 09/14/05 10:21 PM | Reply
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tanya, u rock! ur sooo right bout the get a life thing and guys, (this is from me) ok why the hell do u waste ur time on sites saying 'oh, avrils such a poser, she thinks she's punk' blah blah blah......... seriously, is that all u do? go on stupid sites and post how much u hate her? i personally love av! she's rox! sure she smoked but when i went to one of her concerts (of the other many) she said, "thanks for believing in me and sry for the smoking crap." hello! she totally rox! oh yea, don't u have something better 2 do than rat about av? like maybe clip ur grandmas toenails or something?


...All of u Avril fans out there, i hope ya'll don't get offended and stop likeing av. bye

Posted by: avrils #1 fan 4 life at 12/22/05 10:07 AM | Reply
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i love avril and i don't care bout what u say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: sabrina at 02/15/06 7:14 PM | Reply
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you guys are so wronng!!!!! av rox more then all of you av haters! she would pobaly say you could kiss her.........
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Posted by: neyney101 at 03/13/07 6:29 PM | Reply
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why are you going to rat on av like that? she is better then all of you freak'in av haters! you are a bunch of freakin retarts that need to get a life! besides she could probaly kick your freakin @$$ anyway you sissies

Posted by: neyney1206 at 03/13/07 6:37 PM | Reply
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"@$$"? Are you |=|234|<'1|V kidding me?

On the whole, I just want to vomit all over myself, man.

Posted by: fdfbg at 04/23/07 4:09 PM | Reply
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