Trick Or Treat, Y'All! Stereogum's Guide To A Britney & Kevin Halloween
This week I've received a number of e-mails asking advice about Federline Halloween costumes. I can't think of anything scarier! And I'm happy to help...
Kevin: Yankees cap, chin strap, wifebeater, tattoo, oversize cargo pants, high-tops (no laces, obvs)
Britney: Fright wig, rosary beads, ripped jean skirt/shorts, Uggs, Kaballah bracelet
Now, if you really want to do Britney correctly, here are some optional accessories:
1 Red Bull 2 Crutches 3 Cheetos 4 Raunchy t-shirt 5 Cigarette 6 Ironic trucker cap 7 StepchildGood luck! And if do choose this costume, send Stereogum a photo next week. I'll post the best ones here.
Oh, and what might Britney and Kevin be for Halloween '04? Pirates of course.
Posted at 8:34 AM
this is going to be good.
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Damn, now my "Captain Hook-er" outfit doesn't seem so awesome. The 'federspears' costume are going to be great!
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After chipping in his life savings ($45) to pay for his share of her $975938986 ring, it's no wonder he only owns one pair of pants.
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Oh yeah, more costumes to be excited about! Those photos should be great, but will you please also post any photos you get of guys dressed up as the 'Bush Twins', GIN-ah and BAR-bara. I'm really excited for those
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Don't forget red make-up to draw on horrible, horrible acne
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Heh, I just saw a "man on the street" interview with a guy claiming he and his girlfriend were going as Britney and Kevin.
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You SO jacked our idea! Damn you, Stereogum!!
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On the Today Show this morning I saw my first Kevin Federline Costume.
There's video here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6357061/
Steven Cojocaru did it, but it wasn't really that great. He did have a Big Gulp and a blow up doll, which was a nice touch, but his sneakers had laces and that's just not Kevin's Style.
I mean isn't this guy supposed to be some sort of professional stylist... The facial hair wasn't very good either, like he dressed himself.
I'm sure there will be a dozen better Kevin Federlines on this site monday morning.
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> On the Today Show this morning I saw my first
> Kevin Federline Costume. Steven Cojocaru
> did it, but it wasn't really that great.
I saw that too! Matt Lauer as Paris Hilton = much scarier!
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You’re way behind in the game if you shaved at all this week and failed to cultivate that rat scrub populating K-Fed’s face. My Britney’s husband is currently stenciling “Mrs. Federline” on a tank top, a la http://www.gobritney.com/album3545/britney-spears-3545-69156.html. I’ll be interested in seeing the completion on Monday.
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She's going for that Little Steven look in the second picture! Little Britney Van Zandt!
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i was going to go as federline this year, but i didn't want to carry around a copy of people or us weekly to explain the costume to my aloof friends. (i dealt with that enough last year.)
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Splendora picked up on the Ashlee Simpson t's.
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Ah, the joys of white trash, especially sad when the white trash in question is filthy rich.
All the money in the world couldn't buy these two an ounce of class. Can't wait for the guaranteed messy-as-all-fucking-hell divorce. I give 'em 12 months, tops.
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u forgot to put somthing under your shirt to make youself look fat, and some pasty shit on your face, and the overall appearence of a trailertrash ho
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stereogum, shame on u, u forgot th kabalah braclet, cuttof shorts, and uggs!
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Damn! Thats my costume.
Can anyone tell me what K-Fed's tattoo is of (or provide a close-up picture of it)? I've got a green magic marker ready to go.
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I'd suggest an alien mask and milkshake to chuck at the paparazzi.
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fuck, this is my costume as well ...
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
ive been working on it for weekes, dammit.
damn you scottt!!!1
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I'm going as she-male Britney and Kevin (one person, half man half woman). I'm my own couple!
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i want to comment on my halloween costume but i can't take my eyes off britney's shorts in that photo. is there something sticking out? what is thattt? and why is she carrying a garbage bag? i wish i didn't want to know. :/
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Stereogum, last night I saw a Britney wearing pink Uggs, cut-off denim skirt, pink trucker hat,
big earrings, and a "Like a Virgin" T-shirt. You nailed the look! No K-Fed sighting though.
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Y'all should be ashamed, just leave me and my pimp homeboy alone, I mean it. Otherwise I'm coming back out of retirement and record another special song. You know you want to be me because God gave me these special talents and you're just jealous. *wipes Cheetos dust from fingers and hits send*
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Here's me and my best friend at Halloween. I hope we did our favorite white-trash couple justice.
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http://photobucket.com/albums/v340/ellie1582/halloween/?action=view¤t=britkev.jpg
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Ewww Britney you are sick you have no god damn life last year you married some child hood sweetie for less that 24 hrs now ur stealin some chicks man i pretendin that ya are a "mommy" ur a terrible mother figure... yoyu smoke and now for your music you have resorted to shit thats all about sex!Man you are sick... Oh well ya marrage wont last to long hey mybe ya will catch ya new "husband" in bed wit linday lohan hahaha
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little minds for sick little people.....
man they are ugly.....i guess when she wakes-up and takes a good look at what she married she will kick her own ass.by the way i wonder if they smell as bad as they look? he is uglier then dog sh-it.she looks nasty...........
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Yeah so, Britney spears needs to be shot. I don't give a damn if she's "really nice" in person or if she "has great concerts, like oh my god", she needs to fuckin die. Her and Hilary's been Duffed need to be lined up and taken out. Oh, and by the way, could her shorts be ANY shorter? Ugh... *PUKE*
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britney spears is so cheap!
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you guys can make fun of her but your doing it to cope because you dont got her hunk
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